A woman once a dit that a man is like a deck of playing cards.. toi need:

♥ A cœur, coeur to l’amour him.

♦ A diamond to marry him.

♣ A club to smash his fucking head in.

♠ A bêche to bury the bastard. posté il y a plus d’un an

My thoughts go out to all those in earthquake-hit Japan, and those in places on tsunami alert.... posté il y a plus d’un an

lol, there advertising 'tampax' in the fanpop houe O.o haha ! posté il y a plus d’un an

does justin bieber worship the devil i want the THRUTH and only the THRUTH posté il y a plus d’un an

what is it with people and mcr i don't get their music
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A hobo is like Obama. He wants change. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy sweet 16 to me! XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Scotland - I HATE ENGLAND!!!
England - I HATE SCOTLAAAND!!
Ireland - shut it the both of yeas..
Wales - where's my sheep? O.O

[ I live in Scotland & used to in England. I see nothing offensive so if any British people do tell.]
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Hi guys. I made a club and I was wondering if anyone wanted to rejoindre it? toi don't have to, but it will mean a lot. I could fan toi ou rejoindre any club toi want. Thanks.

Link: link posté il y a plus d’un an

Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me. :( posté il y a plus d’un an

In a car filled with twelve people, all under the influence of weed, the results can be sickening.
Especially if you're near a McDonald's.
"What would toi like to ord-"
"I WANNA MCGRIDDLESS~"
"HAHAAA, DUUUDE, YOU'RE SO COLOURFUL RIGHT NOWW~"
"DUUUUDE! *giggle* SHUT UP! SHE'LL KNOW WE'RE ON DRUGS!" posté il y a plus d’un an

anyone who joins my deus ex club will receive 4 props
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I'm drivin' round town with the girl I l’amour & I'm like FORGET YOU! oooooh I guess the change in my pocket just wasn't enough & i'm like FORGET toi & FORGET HER TOO! posté il y a plus d’un an

I wish I was with you
Alone.
In my room
On my bed
With the lights out
Under the covers
So I could montrer toi my
Amazing.
NEW GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH :D :D posté il y a plus d’un an

commentaire if your tired like me

lol
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Thats shocking... posté il y a plus d’un an

My lap isn't working because I was having too much fun with the clicker game... posté il y a plus d’un an

The game. posté il y a plus d’un an

happy martigra ! posté il y a plus d’un an

OMG!!!!my meebo totally sucks!!! IDk wat wrong With It!!!!! =.= posté il y a plus d’un an

If quizz are quizzical, what are tests? posté il y a plus d’un an

Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley are the greatest guys ever <3

toi guys will see me typing those names A LOT! Trust me! ;D posté il y a plus d’un an

BBBEEEE MMMMYYYY FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now ou i'll eat you. posté il y a plus d’un an

two most aléatoire vidéos just came!^_^ moar krabs and cillit bang remix posté il y a plus d’un an

What do u do when ur in a bad relationship plz someone help me. posté il y a plus d’un an

(> " " <)
( ='o'= )
-(,,)-(,,)-

This is ninja kitty. Ninja kitty wants world domination too, and is FAR better equipped to actually get it. posté il y a plus d’un an

Just got back from seeing Beastly!! It was SOOOOO good!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Teacher: "Have toi done your homework?" Student: "Have toi graded my test?" Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade" Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do". posté il y a plus d’un an

salut type the code $4$4$ if toi are in l’amour with on of my songs! posté il y a plus d’un an

Do toi post stuff in écriture ou poésie without getting any feedback? If so, copy and paste this link into your browser.

link

Feedback is GUARANTEED. Read the rules, post your article, and then go to the forum. :) posté il y a plus d’un an

He says "I bet toi 20$ I can Kiss toi without using my lips." She says "Bets on!" He kisses her. "I lost" posté il y a plus d’un an

uhhhh stuffy nose,so annoying!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Why does everyone badmouth younger people because that person ask for fans? People don't learn anything par calliing that person pathetic. What is this, the army? Last time I checked, this was a fun site where people could talk to each other without being called a poser, for asking fans (WTF?)

I suppose toi want to learn a certain person about not asking for fans because toi find it pathetic, and of course it is. But telling a less mature someone that they're pathetic? Come on. posté il y a plus d’un an

who's bored meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so so bored posté il y a plus d’un an

Conversation-*at mall*
me-*at hollister* ewww this chemise is trashy!:
friend-*takes shirt* Your trashy!
Hot emo, guy-i like em trashy *winks at me*
me-*giggles and blushes*
friend-*pulls her haut, retour au début off *
(we got kicked out D:) posté il y a plus d’un an

Twilight scene
Bella: I know what toi are...
Edward: Say it.
Bella: Gay. posté il y a plus d’un an

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, salut man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hey,sup yall-i will warn you,I'm cajun

And I'm new posté il y a plus d’un an

Who likes chicken wings? posté il y a plus d’un an

*٩(●̮̮̃•)۶* reach for the stars <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

link could u plz rejoindre this
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When you're stressed toi eat cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts. posté il y a plus d’un an

toi should only are about what toi think of yourself, not what others think of you, so dont change to be cool. the only reason why all those other girls are cool is becuase the stuff their bras, and and dont know what the word be yourself is
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Ur internet just got its cul, ass kicked par my mexican Friends [: posté il y a plus d’un an

... posté il y a plus d’un an

ANY HAPPY SONG SUDJ?????????
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im going thru a really bad breakup w/ my boyfriend of 3 months :( fan me if u feel sorry 4 me. JKJK! i would b a chienne if i really made u do that! haha posté il y a plus d’un an

*shakes head* the human race....such a sad existence...
link posté il y a plus d’un an

itz my birthday =D posté il y a plus d’un an

if toi hate/dislike math please join(link) thx! ps:i dont own the club posté il y a plus d’un an

i may be a wafflesaurus,
but u're just an apple-dactyl!
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Become a fan of weird and spunky club (my Friends XD ) posté il y a plus d’un an

did u no that justin beiber might not wait 2 have sex? he a dit that he wants 2 have sex with selena gomez!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

spring break is already close to it's start! who's excited?! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

i want an pomme right now! posté il y a plus d’un an

100 FANS!!!!!!!IDK HOW!!!!THXS TO ALL ME BUDS posté il y a plus d’un an

please join! we desperately need plus people! link posté il y a plus d’un an

the selenagomezfan7 haters club is Deleted posté il y a plus d’un an

aléatoire RANDOMNESS!

sdfhevb etuei ghwluergyg ghierhg ehyer rkjr hgeirgrieuot eltojkdrj lkrtre olioi gerituj kywkrt ru sjdi jwegnf.

Language: Lizin
Translation:

Being aléatoire is a gift and if toi waste it I'll eat it and you. posté il y a plus d’un an

Become a fan of unique personality posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh my god, I just got a medal here! posté il y a plus d’un an

MY CHICKEN TASTE LIKE TENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

You're my wonderwall, Random-Wall! ;) posté il y a plus d’un an

some words to decribe me:
aléatoire
talented
artist
pretty
loved
different
lucky
honored
HAPPY posté il y a plus d’un an

817.547.5830
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My mom is having a baby and wants me to take the bus. I HATE THE BUS!!!!! God, I'd rather walk the five miles. posté il y a plus d’un an

oh yeah its my birthday, its my birthday! posté il y a plus d’un an

Why won't this site send me mises à jour any more? posté il y a plus d’un an

Co za asy... posté il y a plus d’un an

Ringo Starr just ate a sandwich. Look it up. posté il y a plus d’un an

OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE OUT OF MILK!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Can toi guys look at my gallery my pics r awesome :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Who wants to chat? I'm sooooooooo happy =D posté il y a plus d’un an

WTF? Justin Beiber is 17 ? That boy looks like he's 2 and come to find out his little cul, ass is older than me SMH.
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B.S. may be considered a superstar, but she freaks me out O.o posté il y a plus d’un an

ᴿᴬᵂᴿ posté il y a plus d’un an

Call this number.

817.547.5830

I fucking dare you. posté il y a plus d’un an

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle.' posté il y a plus d’un an

I Lost the fucking spelling bee. Who here has ever heard the fucking word 'hassock'? I haven't. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy 28th of Febuary everyone!!!<333 posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi, I like pie posté il y a plus d’un an

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

uuummmm, river cordonnier posté il y a plus d’un an

i'm bored...so TRLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL posté il y a plus d’un an

In the middle of a commentaire war on youtube!!! so much fun! posté il y a plus d’un an

Hehe, the Simpsons guy in the images section is laughing at the spatula. posté il y a plus d’un an

salut everyone, im new here so could u plz add me ??? thanks. i'll add u back posté il y a plus d’un an

*CHILD YEARS* (At Friends house)
Friends mom: Hey! your moms here to pick toi up!
You: OH NO!
Friend: LETS HIDE! Then toi cant go home! posté il y a plus d’un an

I LAY AWAKE STRAP MYSELF TO MY lit WITH A BULLET PROVE VEST AND SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD........... BANG!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I NOT READY TO LEAVE ITS TO SCARY TO DIE posté il y a plus d’un an

MY TEACHER WANTED TO FLUNK ME IN 7TH GRADE THANKS suivant SEMESTER ILL BE 35 SO I SMACKED HIM WITH AN ERASER CHASED HIM WITH A STAPLER STAPLE HIS BALLS TO A STACK OF PAPERS posté il y a plus d’un an

I IZ NOT HUMAN! posté il y a plus d’un an

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Can anyone SAY that?!?!?! posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know what I like? Cannibals. They're so straight-forward. They're just like "I'm a cannibal, ima eat chu, omnomnom." posté il y a plus d’un an

salut i wonder y they dont put real Candy in tamalas and be surprised to find it when they eat it :)
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It's my birthday!! :D :D :D posté il y a plus d’un an

RAN-DUM-DUM-DUUUUM!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I know this guy who's a real jackass. I know alot of jackasses and he's one of the worst. He pisses me off all the time with his stupid shit posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi everyone posté il y a plus d’un an

SHUT THE F.....................................................................RONT DOOR! posté il y a plus d’un an