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A liste of Sites toi Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that toi probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add plus to the liste when I find plus sites I think toi should probably avoid. So if anyone sends toi liens to the following sites, toi have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad par the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS toi ARE A SICKO I ADVISE toi NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as toi are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let toi see us cry, unless we want toi to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if toi are interested. But we will later deny it ou make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot ou sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for toi (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if toi don't like what we wear...

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plus than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated par you.
I was so Il était une fois par your beauty that I ran into that mur over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime toi passed by, just so I could stare at toi a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - haut, retour au début 20 liste

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying ou you'll get some action faster than a pit taureau, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all toi want even if she is the kind who will out chug toi in bière and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names toi never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth ou Dare questions Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth ou dare Questions

Truth ou dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth ou dare questions, which will help toi to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream toi have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality ou feature toi would like to change about yourself?

Do toi have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend ou boyfriend's friend?

Do toi think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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100 Reasons why toi l’amour her

posted by milorox18

1. I l’amour the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I l’amour the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I l’amour the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I l’amour the way toi look at me.

5. I l’amour how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I l’amour the way I can’t imagine a jour without toi in my life.

7. I l’amour the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I l’amour the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I l’amour the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I l’amour how I know you’ll always be there when I need toi to be.

11....

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TRUTH & DARE questions (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do toi have a crush on?

If toi had to rendez-vous amoureux, date anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity toi would want to make out with

Name five people toi hate and why toi hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have toi ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If toi did, what did toi do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have toi ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have toi had your first kiss, if toi have, were was it and who was it with?

Have toi ever seen a parent naked?

Have toi ever seen animaux reproducing?

Have toi stalked anyone,...

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23 aléatoire funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with toi guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person suivant to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your questions to the class.

6.Sit in...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When toi walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a glacière that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up liste is on my bureau for the part toi would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up liste on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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101 things to call your boyfriend/girlfriend

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - haut, retour au début 20 liste

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, ou to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get toi in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly par giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the suivant family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - toi may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin casquette, cap and feed him grapes when...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by tamar20

1)"Why, do toi find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I l’amour the seconde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and toi actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits

roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter

roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down

roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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icone Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

link

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100 questions to Ask Your Parents

posted by pure-angel

I Found that on the internet

1. When toi were young, were toi involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement ou against Vietnam? Why ou why not?

2. What tells toi when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your favori car when toi were young?

4. How often do toi go over the speed limit?

5. Were toi considered populaire in middle school ou high school? Why ou why not?

6. Did toi have big fights with your mom when toi were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did toi have big fights with your dad when toi were...

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60 aléatoire phrases

posted by black_magics

1.The 'poke' button on Facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I Lost my phone, can toi call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with plus than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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nom d’utilisateur Ideas (The majority are either dark ou emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here toi go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here par my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers toi know.
12.Strangers toi don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to supprimer above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time toi turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him ou her that you’ve Lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he ou she has anything...