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posted by windwakerguy43

Well jeez, it's been one whole an since the COVID pandemic has come into the United States and plus for the world. And while we progress closer to the vaccine, and hopefully a brighter, we have to ask ourselves questions. A lot of our world leaders seemed to have not made the best choices ou had our best interests in mind. From the U.S. to China to Russia to the U.K. And so on and so forth. So with this pandemic being a an long, can we say that our world leaders have learned from this experience?

Alright, that's all the time we have. Go back home, wash your hands, and tell your grandparents toi l’amour them.

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plus than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated par you.
I was so Il était une fois par your beauty that I ran into that mur over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime toi passed by, just so I could stare at toi a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits

roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter

roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down

roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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nom d’utilisateur Ideas (The majority are either dark ou emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here toi go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here par my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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25 Ways To Annoy Your Mom!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are toi listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do toi like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks toi to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks toi to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your accueil alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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50 Embarassing Truth ou Dare Questions!

posted by FloraorStella

Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I l’amour GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to toi say, "Why don't toi speak plus clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...

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icone Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

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My haut, retour au début 15 LEAST favori célébrités

posted by KataraLover

These are my haut, retour au début 15 LEAST favori célébrités and just like with my haut, retour au début 15 favori célébrités liste I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell toi how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to montrer that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a liste like this pretty much just a dit they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my liste and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Everybody Loves Raymond citations

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to l’amour Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to l’amour every day.
Contributed par funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are toi talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed par funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, toi have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed par funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

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blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Blonde Cop

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her bourse, sac à main and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do toi have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known toi were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...

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6 Reasons why I am GLAD that 2020 is over!

posted by 220406

I know we are in a new year, but I just wanted to tell why I think 2020 was the WORST an of my life!

6: Child Abuse

For those of toi who don't know(pretty much all of you), I have low self-esteem. The reason why, is because sometimes I have problems with my mother. I don't mean that in a rude way and my mom does l’amour me, but what she does is kind of hurting me a little. For example, when she heard that I wanted to live with my Dad, she got sad and thought I hated her. Also, when she got divorced, she blamed it on me saying I was the reason why her husband left. Because of being stressed, I...

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What's it like to work in the Middle East? ♦️

posted by Jet-Black

(Dallah) is a coffee pot. I loved it. got it as a gift.

Hi my Friends this is Jet👋🏼

For those who don't know!
I have traveled to ''The Middle East'' for work, if things going as the boss a dit we will stay here for a month.

The arrangement for it was supposed to be in July but the plan was changed.

As I a dit I will post the images I have taken there for work. Luckily I only had one jour break to explore XD

I really admire the traditional clothes and nourriture there was delicious.The people there are friendly, generous. Any questions about this trip go ahead and ask me.

Will leave toi to enjoy the pics
Here I go.

The weather was a little bit cold.

Tea, did not like it :p

Sunset.

Yeah this one is my fav.

Walking here was magical.

Cool pic, isn't it? ^^

Dry earth...

Desert explore this one was four hours drive.

I think they call it ''shemagh'' I didn't know how to wear it to be honest MDR

I think they call it ''shemagh'' I didn't know how to wear it to be honest lol

Another one but with different color.

Didn't buy it but it looks yummy!!

Random capture.

“I never met a sunset I didn’t like.” 🧡

I Showed toi My Baton! Answer Me - Mad Maestro! Review

posted by windwakerguy43

Hey… So it’s been a bit since I did one of these. I’m gonna level with you, people, I did not enjoy 2020 and, despite having so much free time, I felt very unmotivated to try digging up the PS2 every time I popped in the PS4. I didn’t want to try any of the old stuff and just wanted to dedicate my time to one console. Not to mention, the pain in the cul, ass of finding a decent PS2 game when they can go for over a hundred dollars tops. That said, after my haut, retour au début 20 Games of 20202 article and being really proud with how it turned out, I thought about giving PS2 games a try. I don’t hate talking...

The Weeknd - Rockin' (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Mmm… Mou matenai-yo...

Yeah
People always talk about the ones that got away
I just seem to get the ones that always want to stay
I'm just too distracted with the life I'm tryna paint
(Yeah, yeah, uh, oh yeah)
Say, I got all these women too attracted to the fame
Got too many niggas that will end up in the way
Nothing's gonna stop me, I'ma get it either way
(Yeah, yeah, uh, oh yeah)

Why would toi wanna take away from this moment?
We can own it
Why would toi wanna take away from this moment?
Woo-hoo!

You don't have to spend your life with me
You don't have to waste your energy
We can just be rockin', yeah
We...

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A liste of Sites toi Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that toi probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add plus to the liste when I find plus sites I think toi should probably avoid. So if anyone sends toi liens to the following sites, toi have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad par the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS toi ARE A SICKO I ADVISE toi NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as toi are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let toi see us cry, unless we want toi to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if toi are interested. But we will later deny it ou make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot ou sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for toi (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if toi don't like what we wear...

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - haut, retour au début 20 liste

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying ou you'll get some action faster than a pit taureau, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all toi want even if she is the kind who will out chug toi in bière and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names toi never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth ou Dare questions Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth ou dare Questions

Truth ou dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth ou dare questions, which will help toi to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream toi have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality ou feature toi would like to change about yourself?

Do toi have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend ou boyfriend's friend?

Do toi think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys l’amour flirts.
3. A guy can like toi for a minute, and then forget toi afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are toi doing something?" ou "Have toi eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...