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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as toi are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let toi see us cry, unless we want toi to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if toi are interested. But we will later deny it ou make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot ou sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for toi (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if toi don't like what we wear...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated par you.
I was so Il était une fois par your beauty that I ran into that mur over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime toi passed by, just so I could stare at toi a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying ou you'll get some action faster than a pit taureau, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all toi want even if she is the kind who will out chug toi in bière and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names toi never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth ou dare Questions

Truth ou dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth ou dare questions, which will help toi to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream toi have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality ou feature toi would like to change about yourself?

Do toi have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend ou boyfriend's friend?

Do toi think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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TRUTH

Who do toi have a crush on?

If toi had to rendez-vous amoureux, date anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity toi would want to make out with

Name five people toi hate and why toi hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have toi ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If toi did, what did toi do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have toi ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have toi had your first kiss, if toi have, were was it and who was it with?

Have toi ever seen a parent naked?

Have toi ever seen animaux reproducing?

Have toi stalked anyone,...
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I got bored, so here toi go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here par my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
Here are my liste of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let toi know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything ou eating anything toi might spit it ou something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the balai, genêt à balais late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baie they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I l’amour GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to toi say, "Why don't toi speak plus clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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Ok so me and my friend l’amour the mall but what makes it plus fun are the following

-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could toi please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When toi go into a store adress your friend par a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if toi go into one of those store that plays the musique REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but toi and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about aléatoire things. like terrorists ou something

Have fun with Friends at the mall!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog fan Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...
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1. Which would toi read right now ?
A. Harry Potter!
B. Matilda
C. Captain Underpants.

2. You're at the mall and see a sale on 2 stores. Which do toi go to?
A. Bookshop, duh.
B. Clothes store!
C. None, as I would go to McDonalds instead.


3. toi buy a Fidget Spinner! Which colour do toi buy?
A. Blue.
B. Pink.
C. or Batarang.

4. Who is better?
A. R2-D2.
B. BB8,cause he is 100% cute.
C. C3PO.

5. What do toi watchafter school/work?
A. Eggheads ou a game montrer like that.
B. Simpsons ! Yay!
C. A soap drama ou other.

6. Ok, last question: did toi like this quiz?
A. Yeah, it was cool.
B. YEAH! Can I do another?
C. What...
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I do think that toi probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add plus to the liste when I find plus sites I think toi should probably avoid. So if anyone sends toi liens to the following sites, toi have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad par the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS toi ARE A SICKO I ADVISE toi NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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1. I l’amour the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I l’amour the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I l’amour the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I l’amour the way toi look at me.

5. I l’amour how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I l’amour the way I can’t imagine a jour without toi in my life.

7. I l’amour the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I l’amour the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I l’amour the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I l’amour how I know you’ll always be there when I need toi to be.

11....
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1. Go outside, and if toi see someone, take the aléatoire person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic s’embrasser scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger siège of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chiens only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to chant in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1- eye contact , if toi notice him staring a lot at toi ..like plus than 5 times in the same jour .(unless toi got a stain on your shirt)
2- if toi and him were in the same area , he would be with toi in every where toi walk to ( like a party ou a concert ..etc)
3- he would sit suivant to toi in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream ou laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to toi hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if toi drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with toi guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person suivant to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your questions to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, toi answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, toi answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, toi answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, toi say “is that so?”
5. If toi so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher toi did not turn in your homework because toi were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, ou to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get toi in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly par giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the suivant family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - toi may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin casquette, cap and feed him grapes when...
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