salut guys get me some l’amour plz posté il y a plus d’un an

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man—living in the sky—who watches everything toi do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special liste of ten things he does not want toi to do...And if toi do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of feu and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send toi to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time...But He loves you. posté il y a plus d’un an

I got into some kind of internet political argument recently and the guy was all like
"Look little girl, I am a well educated Danish....!"
Me: Hahaha~ What!?!
*thinks about it for a second*
Ohhh......*facepalm*
The nationality type of Danish,
..............not the pastry. :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

Awesome question: "Is there a check the check engine light light?" posté il y a plus d’un an

Mother: "Hey, where is *Insert item name*?"

Me: "Ooh, that's a toughie. I'm not sure. I can look, but no promises."

Mother: "5 seconds."

Me: "Oh look! Here it is." posté il y a plus d’un an

"I am something no one wants to look at for long. They won't. I'll make sure of that." ~Edward Hyde posté il y a plus d’un an

who is the pancake fellow posté il y a plus d’un an

rip cry's internet posté il y a plus d’un an

Please vote for the Outmeal Breakfast posté il y a plus d’un an

I never open a door,
ou pull out a chair.
toi can tell me how your jour was
but I don't really care.
And if toi ever get cold,
you'll just have to hack it,
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave toi my jacket.... posté il y a plus d’un an

Wow this club is dead and the questions are so fucking stupid!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when toi wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.” posté il y a plus d’un an

My Sticks Dead, Good Luck Boys! posté il y a plus d’un an

*Eye twitches.*
I really hate violence.. posté il y a plus d’un an

WANTED: A warden for the Asylum. Must be: Cruel, merciless and l’amour to torture all while being able to appear absolutely normal to the public.
First person to call it gets it.

link posté il y a plus d’un an

Will there be new dbz movie ou (Eps) posté il y a plus d’un an

I think my MDD is getting worse :( posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know, i kind of hate my life. posté il y a plus d’un an

The moment toi know about yaoi is moment your innocence is gone.

Forever.

DONT EVEN GET ME ATARTED ON SHIPPING- posté il y a plus d’un an

Why are all the club Getting slow no one post on like animé and dragon ball z and aléatoire (Lame) Get posting posté il y a plus d’un an

Now that the Twinkies are gone,
I feel really sorry for that guy from Zombieland.... posté il y a plus d’un an

In my dream I am the étoile, star it is me posté il y a plus d’un an

Wtf, someone just told me Devil-worshiping atheist poisoned my mind, because i don't necessarily believe in god ou a god? Dafuq? posté il y a plus d’un an

i keep hearing something ou someone in my backyard in the woods...and what/whoever it is keeps unclipping my dog from her leash out there. it's creepy because we would never see anything. no footprints ou w.e but she would still have her collier on and the leash would be out straight. it happens almost all the time. another creepy thing about it is when it happens at night, my dog gives u eerie-ass looks when u go to clip her back on it again. it's freaky... posté il y a plus d’un an

link <<<<check this,cool site >.> posté il y a plus d’un an

Exactly 71 years ago, on December 1, 1 week before Pearl Harbor, Civil Air Patrol was formed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAP! posté il y a plus d’un an

AND THIS IS THE 16670th mur POST ON THE aléatoire CLUB! posté il y a plus d’un an

AND THAT COUNTRY IS CALLED PALESTINE! posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: *Tired.*

Common Sense: "Go to bed, toi dolt!"

Pride: "NO! Don't let it beat you! Drink this soda! The caffeine will keep toi going!" posté il y a plus d’un an

My math teacher is trying to talk cool. He's saying stuff like "swag" and "yolo".
My classmates think it's weird......I think it's hilarious! posté il y a plus d’un an

Wtf random... posté il y a plus d’un an

Go back to the cuisine and make me a sandwich. Bl posté il y a plus d’un an

One day,I'm going to shave my hair off. :) posté il y a plus d’un an

PTERODACTYL SH*T!!!!!

MDR im high on pizza posté il y a plus d’un an

rejoindre the Outasight club? link posté il y a plus d’un an

Get Up lazybones! It's time to do the fUnny bone dance! posté il y a plus d’un an

Does anyone know the whereabouts of....Izaya..Orihara? *Growls.* posté il y a plus d’un an

beat your saddness with smile!
please don't give up
your smile is needed to light up the universe. posté il y a plus d’un an

How does a martini sound? posté il y a plus d’un an

21 plus Days To Wait The END OF THE WORLD! posté il y a plus d’un an

How art thou tonight all ye good sirs and madames? posté il y a plus d’un an

*sigh* The world just sucks. If I ever become rich one day, I'm not going to be like most of the other rich people. I'll actually put my money to use and try to help the world. posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment when toi find the ultimate position. Where you're so dang comfy that it's like you're high. But then you're nose starts to itch..... posté il y a plus d’un an

link

My new Contest!
Please join! posté il y a plus d’un an

toi FOOL! posté il y a plus d’un an

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Eating posté il y a plus d’un an

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Enjoy Friday. l’amour Saturday. Damn Sunday. posté il y a plus d’un an

Can someone rejoindre my club kingdom under feu posté il y a plus d’un an

Popcorn
Pepsi
What appears to be a Robin Williams marathon.

.....I'm set. posté il y a plus d’un an

Jump! Jump! Jump around! posté il y a plus d’un an

I think I'm starting to fall in l’amour with Pushing Daisies... posté il y a plus d’un an

ceremonial torchlight yaoi festivals posté il y a plus d’un an

Obesity annually kills about 30,000 people.
Airplanes kill about 1,200 people annually.
Texting kills about 6,000 people annually.
Bathtubs kill about 340 people annually.
Sharks only kill about 5 people annually.
So why is it that sharks have such a bad reputation as "man-eaters?" posté il y a plus d’un an

idiots and bitches at school made me have a mindfuck moment today... posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment in life when toi think about all the stuff toi wanna buy and toi can't buy it at the time, and then when the jour toi can go shopping comes toi have no idea on what to buy. This frustrates me ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

So today in class we were using hot glue pistolets and I burned my finger really bad. After class they a dit I could go to the nurse. I went down to the office and this lady said,
"Oh we don't have a nurse would toi like some ice?"
"Yes please."
She leaves the room and comes back, "We don't have any ice, sorry," She opens the door suivant to me. "Have a nice day!"

Me in my mind, "WTF kind of school is this!"

And now my finger still burns.... posté il y a plus d’un an

I sleep when I'm tired, I feed when I'm hungry, I kill when I am ever in the mood -Lara Bloodmouth posté il y a plus d’un an

Mom- *washing dishes*
Me- *has dirty spoon, put it on haut, retour au début of dish pile in sink*
Mom-*freaks* THAT'S MY CLEAN DISHES!!! WEREN'T toi WATCHING ME??!!!
Me- (WTF, brain?)
Mom- DO IT IT AGAIN And I'LL claque, smack YOU!!!
Me-(Not the Maka chop!!!) SORRY!!!!
Mom-Your fate shall be worse then death! *glowers*
Me-(Worse than Lord Death? ou Death the Kid? This isn't symmetrical!!!!) *retreats to laptop* posté il y a plus d’un an

euh somebody here posté il y a plus d’un an

Some completly epic person put a piece of paper on the mur in the hall that a dit 'The chamber of secrets has been opened'. My faith in humanity has been restored. posté il y a plus d’un an

MUFFINS. 9_6 posté il y a plus d’un an

What color is a mirror.
Give your answer below in a comment.
I honestly don't know, I just wanna see what toi guys think. posté il y a plus d’un an

I like socks.
Socks are good. posté il y a plus d’un an

I got kidnapped par Slendermen today (apparently Slenderman has clones) but they just kidnapped me because they wanted to hang out. C: posté il y a plus d’un an

Ya can't spell Slaughter without Laughter! oh and we could use plus people.... link posté il y a plus d’un an

"And at that moment i swear we were infinite."
I l’amour this quote posté il y a plus d’un an

Reaching, for something in the distance
So close toi can almost taste it.....
Feel the rain on your your skin,
No one else can feel it for you,
No one else,
No one else can speak the words on your lips.....
Life your life with eyes wide open
Today is
Where your book begins,
And the rest is still unwritten <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

˝Why do toi smile like toi have told a secret?
Now you're telling lies, cause you're the one to keep it,
but no one keeps a secret.
No one keeps a secret.
Why when we do our darkest deeds do we tell?
They burn and our brains become a living hell,
cause everybody tells...

...Everybody tells.˝ posté il y a plus d’un an

I have a feeling our generation will be the weirdest grandparents ever. posté il y a plus d’un an

well i didn't meet Keith, BUTTT i still had a great time. posté il y a plus d’un an

-Gives everyone free ice cream- ^.^ posté il y a plus d’un an

MDR im so aléatoire XDDD do toi like waffles!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

A boy once asked his mom where baby's come from on iMessage. The mother replied:👩+👨=💑+💏+👗+👠+👕+👖+👙+👉👌+👉👌+👉👌+👉💦👌+👶=👪

Who else gets it? posté il y a plus d’un an

The Hobbit comes out on my birthday....

....best fucking birthday present ever~ ♥ posté il y a plus d’un an

Let's start a Riot chienne XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? posté il y a plus d’un an

You're only there until toi aren't. posté il y a plus d’un an

There's a picture of a guy that looks EXACTLY like the Doctor in my Algebra 1 textbook.
Win. posté il y a plus d’un an

Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage!
Then comes blame,
Then comes despair,
Two hearts broken beyond repair.
Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree,
D-I-V-O-R-C-E

link posté il y a plus d’un an

"Help! These aren't my legs!!!!"
Hehehe.... Run! Run! A purple rumbling aspirateur, hoover flyer is after toi posté il y a plus d’un an

I seriously think I need to make an article saying that "100 things X does ou Y does" are opinions and not facts. Everyone seem to think everything is set in stone. If toi are an animé fan toi can't like western media ou if toi like sports toi can't like anything that's not sports. ou a tomboy has this one way of thinking and nothing else. Alot of people don't understand everyone is different and won't react ou interact with the same things in the same way at the same time. posté il y a plus d’un an

Take your dual fork

Fuck yourself twice posté il y a plus d’un an

Guy 1: Let's play "I spy".
Guy 2: OK.
Guy 1: I spy something annoying.
Guy 2: Um, my penis?
Guy 1: No, Justin Bieber.
Guy 2: WTF?! JB is not that annoying! posté il y a plus d’un an

Pretending to care about a teachers personal life just to waste time in class. posté il y a plus d’un an

I think my mind is telling me something.

All last night. I had a continuous dream of me eating tuna poisson and nothing else. Just sandwich, "sandwich" after sandwich, "sandwich" after sandwich. posté il y a plus d’un an

KEITH IS 15 minutes AWAY FROM ME posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: *over text message* salut what r u bringing accueil to eat?
My aunt: Sonic
Me: *in my head* She's bringing me a speedy blue hedgehog to eat? O_O

XD thought it was funny to share this posté il y a plus d’un an

˝Subtle racism
It's hard to pin it, cause you'd only understand if toi were me for just a minute.
This one kid a dit something that was really bad,
He a dit I wasn't really black because I had a dad.
I think that's kinda sad, mostly cause a lot of black kids think they should agree with that.˝ posté il y a plus d’un an

"omgg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do toi even do this? oh no i think i just died MDR cutee. omgg im soo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzz lyke loll im like the kewlest gurl evarr"

Can I just say that anyone who types/talks that way shouldn't talk with me? The seconde someone does that. I will flip off the handle with them. And especially if they talk that way about things I like?

link posté il y a plus d’un an

poop posté il y a plus d’un an

"Make my wish come true, let darkness slip aside
Hiding all our hope, mocking what we treasure
Battles we can win, if we believe our souls
Hang in for the light, till dawn
Fate will not leave you, hate will not heal you
Pray and one day, peace shall flow everywhere~" posté il y a plus d’un an

Are we humans... ou are we dancers? posté il y a plus d’un an

"And I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'll understand....When everything's made to be broken, I just want toi to know who I am..." ♪♫ posté il y a plus d’un an

A Good Museum Is A Museum Who Gives toi A Skeleton Of dinosaures posté il y a plus d’un an

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? posté il y a plus d’un an

I wish I was famous for chant :3 posté il y a plus d’un an

it's NOT a hipster pic, it's a picture of RAIN because the poem on it is 1 i wrote called IT DOES RAIN u IDIOTS! posté il y a plus d’un an

aléatoire lady I don't know called me on the phone and started talking to me in Italian. I understood everything she a dit and replied to her in French. And so we talked...

Win. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am busy, still so bored. posté il y a plus d’un an

Big poisson little poisson card board box ! ت posté il y a plus d’un an