canard, drake the type of nigga to cry over spilled milk.

canard, drake is also the type of nigga to refuse to use hand sanitizer because he'd feel guilty about killing germs.

One plus thing...

canard, drake is the type of nigga to carry a napkin in his pocket to catch his teardrops after Wayne fucks his bitch.

canard, drake is a soft cul, ass nigga...we get it. posté il y a plus d’un an

I just got a new chiot a few says ago!! His name is Champ....short foooooorrrrr CHAMPION!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Okay, So why was Sally the écureuil lesbian? Because she didn't like nuts :D! (Guys I worked hard on this shit. Cut me some slack) posté il y a plus d’un an

Last night I had a dream that was a combination of Hannibal (the TV show), Grimm (likewise) and Harry Potter, and also it had talking animals. o_O
It was actually pretty cool. posté il y a plus d’un an

my dog is snoring! posté il y a plus d’un an

~~~EID MUBARIK~~~ to all the muslims here
may u have an awesome jour posté il y a plus d’un an

Die Potato! posté il y a plus d’un an

"If being half was crime,you'd be charged as guilty." posté il y a plus d’un an

Heyyyyyyyyyy
People(s)
Not to looong ago
I got back
From a fashion show
Are team didn't win
but I think we did
AWESOME!! ^-^
Idk why I am telling
U guys this
just bored I guess lol. posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate waking in a rom with n awesome idea but when I enter the room I forget so people just looking at toi like 'wtf' posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm everything toi know
toi wonder friend ou foe
I'm the burning in your
throat when toi avaler, hirondelle posté il y a plus d’un an

Have toi any idea why a raven is like a écriture desk? posté il y a plus d’un an

Bat's not a real superhero,he enters places through doors when fighting crime! posté il y a plus d’un an

Is it bad I don't like probably about 70 percent of people on the internet ? (not just on this site but in general) and I don't know them personally..... posté il y a plus d’un an

"If toi are what toi eat, I could be toi par morning." posté il y a plus d’un an

Who even is the founder of this club posté il y a plus d’un an

Brother: "What's the worst joke you've ever heard?"

Me: "You."

Brother: "..." posté il y a plus d’un an

In less than five minutes, we'll reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global masturbation. posté il y a plus d’un an

omfg i wrote a whole article on raging butt sex and emailed it to a aléatoire chick XD posté il y a plus d’un an

heyo got a 100 fans:) posté il y a plus d’un an

So i went to the pomme store to buy the newest ipad but i farted and everyone got pissed.Not my fault pomme dosen´t have windows. posté il y a plus d’un an

WAFFLES! posté il y a plus d’un an

"Misery goes great with pie!" posté il y a plus d’un an

"I'd drown him with my soaker gun
Glue him to a chair
Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep-
Blast him into l’espace on a rocket!
I'd send him to his doom-
If a monster came in my room!" posté il y a plus d’un an

GET TO WORK chienne posté il y a plus d’un an

Boop bwoop bloop posté il y a plus d’un an

HURRAY FOR SQUID PORN posté il y a plus d’un an

Mcdonalds employee: "How may I help you?"

Me: "I'd like 30 MCchickens please."

Everyone: O_O posté il y a plus d’un an

BENCHES! posté il y a plus d’un an

I have a cut on my arm and I don't know where it came from! ;A; posté il y a plus d’un an

Two Cigarettes in an ashtray
My l’amour and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along
And everything went wrong
Now there's Three Cigarettes in the ashtray

I watched her take him from me
And his love, is no longer my own
Now they are gone
And I sit alone
And watch one cigarette burn away. posté il y a plus d’un an

A girl with a broken heart, call her canard, drake posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment when toi lose your phone...

WTF!!!! Where did I put it!!!!

2 days later toi find it and u realized it was in the same spot toi left it. posté il y a plus d’un an

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" posté il y a plus d’un an

Apparently it's bad of me to want to pour salt on a slug, but it's okay for my mom to want to exterminate an entire ant colony to turn their accueil into a chandelier. posté il y a plus d’un an

Ah, toi think the hotdog is your ally. You've merely adapted the the hotdog. I was born in it, molded par it. I didn't see the Mustard until I was a man and par then it was only tasty! posté il y a plus d’un an

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes,
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed! posté il y a plus d’un an

We're a bunch of strangers sitting in front of a aléatoire screen.

Wait,I'm laying down... posté il y a plus d’un an

I think that a lot of people shouldn't judge others par how they look,dress and speak. They also shouldn't judge them for their race and/or sexual orientation. Also,what they like ou dislike. posté il y a plus d’un an

Never make fun of someone, just because they like something toi don't.
Believe it ir not, people have feelings.
And, what kind of cruel human being, should actually feel the need to strip someone of their happiness?
No one.
Don't do that shit. posté il y a plus d’un an

I write here posté il y a plus d’un an

Faninig posté il y a plus d’un an

Hello? posté il y a plus d’un an

No posté il y a plus d’un an

Is it alive posté il y a plus d’un an

aléatoire mur posté il y a plus d’un an

So posté il y a plus d’un an

Captain Planet! He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! posté il y a plus d’un an

And when the jour is through
I think of only you
I sit alone and dream
And think of things we didn't do
Now I am all alone-
And as the teardrops start
I feel the fingerprints that toi left on my heart. posté il y a plus d’un an

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz he dus.
tanière, den gurl teks deep breff. tanière, den gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3
gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded.</33333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cus i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol…a bootiful diomond ring wus insyd.
***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM*** posté il y a plus d’un an

The less we know, the better we feel. posté il y a plus d’un an

When my favori tv montrer character dies first, I am sad. suivant I'm angry. After that I get depressed. And sometimes I just give up on the show. posté il y a plus d’un an

It's official: I know how to be Sherlock Holmes! link
Now all I need is an only friend and an enemy. Who wants to be my friend and who wants to be my worst enemy? posté il y a plus d’un an

On Youtube people keep saying I got nice feet ....if anyone else says that I swear to fucking god im gonna fuck them up posté il y a plus d’un an

to my 108 fans i l’amour toi all! posté il y a plus d’un an

I was watching this tv montrer called the monsters inside me and I found out that there is a flesh eating parasite that enters the body through uncooked ou underdone fish. Then I was like "I am never eating sushi again" posté il y a plus d’un an

You thought toi might be a ghost, toi didn't get to heaven but toi made it close.~ posté il y a plus d’un an

she moves like she don't care
smooth as silk, cool as air ~ posté il y a plus d’un an

People what about nourriture chain?..... Pass the mur chain

pizza posté il y a plus d’un an

Ok, I have a question. So, suivant Friday at school we're doing flashback Friday. Where we have back into the past. I'm gonna be a hippy in the 70s xD anyway, I'm afraid that when I come to school, I'll be the only one dressed up. So, should I still dress up??? Idk, plz help...? posté il y a plus d’un an

That day,mankind remember the horror of being....turned into cheetos!
Everybody eat now! posté il y a plus d’un an

My brother was...a toddler..and a brat. And one jour he comes accueil laaazier than usual. Mommy gets the pomme jus, jus de to feed him. He doesnt want that. Not. One. Bit. SO..me watching, he spills the jus, jus de on her, screaming while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Wheres my Cheerios?" He comes at me with the cup. "Wheres my Cheerios?" Sticks a bowl in my hands, aaaaand.... "Wheres my Cheerios?" posté il y a plus d’un an

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode, she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he a dit “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine 2 traverser, croix da rode. she gut hit par da car, boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her plus tanière, den 4evr) xxx~ LIK DIS IF U CRAI EVERTIM posté il y a plus d’un an

"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young,blind girl." posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi!! there nice to meet u *everyone* posté il y a plus d’un an

Hello! First of all I just wanna annoncer a new club which is "darkshipping" (Yami Bakura/Yami Yugi). Don't ask why, it's probably just a phase... posté il y a plus d’un an

Secondly, does anyone watch YGOTAS and Glee? I'm thinking of écriture a crossover because my "list of fanfiction ideas" is getting too overcrowded and I'm really confused and in need of advice. Has anyone written a fanfic before? 'Cause the paragraphs in fanfiction are a lot different to ones in books... Yes I really don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know why but need help! Panic! posté il y a plus d’un an

my friend is making fun of me cause I have a new found lander/ French Canadian accent posté il y a plus d’un an

The Decepticons shall be turned into the Pit, and all the Transformers that forget Primus.
Optimus is the only way to salvation.
But as for the Constructicons, the Combaticons, the Insecticons, as for the Stunticons, Predacons and Terrorcons, and all Seekers, their lot shall be in the acid lake, which is inside Unicron.
In flaming plasma takinng vengeance on them that not know Primus, and obey not the orders of Optimus Prime. posté il y a plus d’un an

YESSSSS
suivant mois IS MY 3rd an ANNIVERSARY WITH FANPOP!!!!!
NNDICISNXJSNZJWN posté il y a plus d’un an

If toi hade two glasses of water would it be di di hydrogen monoxide, then with three it would be tri di hydrogen monoxide and increasing up into quad di hydrogen mionoxide? posté il y a plus d’un an

How can toi end my affliction
If you’re the sickness and I’m the cure? posté il y a plus d’un an

toi got the touch.......YOU GOT THE POWER posté il y a plus d’un an

in canada for thanksgiving we don't have turkey, we have moose. posté il y a plus d’un an

I wanna talk to someone DX posté il y a plus d’un an

I am SO bored posté il y a plus d’un an

Did anybody get a glitch this morning?For about an heure fanpop was set out different and I couldn't work out how to use.It was dead weird. posté il y a plus d’un an

Foxy Grandpa posté il y a plus d’un an

My girlfriend deleted her fanpop account and we didn't have any other way of communicating ;-; looks like im single again posté il y a plus d’un an

Blah blah blah caitlin will toi see this plzplzplzplz CAITLIN ARE toi THERE?????
P posté il y a plus d’un an

I walk into sculpture class all pumped to glaze the clay bird skull that I made and I go to pick it up and I find out that the chienne who a volé, étole my giant eraser last an wrote her name on my piece and started to glaze it. posté il y a plus d’un an

Remeber kids never do meth ou else Trevor will fuck your girl and stomp toi to death. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi peoples I am an awesome octopus lololololololol WEALLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

dictator, dick-tater, dick tater tots? MDR its a joke that i got from my Friends at school during my history class posté il y a plus d’un an

Maybe we're just sleepwalking posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm a leader,not a follower....unless We're in a dark place,then screw it. You're going first xD posté il y a plus d’un an

from this jour on i own my father's gun posté il y a plus d’un an

.... I'M A BANANA!!! MDR :D (guess where I got that from) posté il y a plus d’un an

Joker: Hi, Superman!
Superman: Time to kill toi again! posté il y a plus d’un an

Yes I am a loner. But I feel plus lonely being inside a crowded room with people I don't know instead of being par myself.

^True Story. posté il y a plus d’un an

*Sigh* I missed this icon. posté il y a plus d’un an

Today is my birthday! Woo hoo! :3 posté il y a plus d’un an

The student council at my school changed the Halloween dance to a sports dance and pretty much all of my Friends hat sports so we're protesting par going to the dance as cheerleader zombies. posté il y a plus d’un an

Yolo McSwaggins posté il y a plus d’un an

Once upon A time
There was this Bunny
Named Ms. Chocolate.
Everyone liked her.
Then one day, while
Ms. chocolat was
taking a walk in the woods
A hungry grizzly ours ate her.
(Becuz she was made out of chocolate)
Then the grizzly ours died.
THE END!!!!
Hope u enjoyed
XD XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Y'all got dem beautiful sexy icons. posté il y a plus d’un an

*a picture is moved in my house*

Me: *bumping into walls* "EVERYTHING'S CHANGED!!!" posté il y a plus d’un an

I am Riley, and I have Cookies! >:3 posté il y a plus d’un an

What's a Nympho? posté il y a plus d’un an

salut guys I'm at school, but I'm so bored! HELP ME!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an