A B C D E F G gummy ours are chaceing me. One is red and one Is blue one is chewing on my shoe.. Now I'am running for my life because the red one has a knife..... posté il y a plus d’un an

What label did Yellow Claw found? posté il y a plus d’un an

Here I go again mom broke my favourite mug for the 4th time
just wondering what she would be doing if I "accidentally " ever break her mug

Damn!! that was expensive posté il y a plus d’un an

Holy shit, one of my favourite bands is a decade old.
Holy shit, pokemon is 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm almost 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm going to be getting married.
Holy shit, I'm going to need a house.
Holy shit, I'll need a job.
Holy shit, when the fuck did this happen?
Holy shit, when did I get out of middle school?
Holy shit. posté il y a plus d’un an

Here are the lyrics:

Just one jour in my life
So I can understand
Fighting just to survive
But toi taught me I can
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are

Winner gets cake. posté il y a plus d’un an

Why am I watching Bigfoot videos? posté il y a plus d’un an

Coooooookie crisp! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

If there's one thing people dislike is being critically analyzed. Most people can't handle criticism on themselves. And that is what causing the world go backwards to a degree. People want to get better and make everything better but there's a shitton of people who don't actually work to achieve those goals ou realize/admit they make alot of mistakes. posté il y a plus d’un an

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?
toi could surf inside a chocolat tube.
Ride your board across the wave forever.
Get wiped out and never get a bruise
And if a requin came up and tried to bite you
toi could say 'I'm chocolat - I invite you'
Wouldn't it be nice? posté il y a plus d’un an

Mado kara sotto asa hi ga nobite
Madoromu matsu ke ni koboreteku yo

So yo fuku kaze heya e to maneite
Komorebi ni kimi no negao
Yasashikute (Euforia)

Itsumo no arifureta asa dakedo
Azayaka ni irozuiteru yo
Sore wa kimi to meguri aeta kiseki
Hitori janai kimi to issho ni iru kara posté il y a plus d’un an

'Romeo!'

'ROMEO!!!'

'Juliet...'

'Romeo...'

'Because of you, for the first time, I felt... the joy of falling in l’amour with someone. I'm happy, Juliet. I'm happy that I lived in a world with toi in it...'

'Romeo...'

'Juliet. I can't speak your name again. I can't see toi any more...Julie...'

'Nooooo!!!'

*Wonderful violin track plays in background*

This, boys and girls, is why romantic animé is sooo damn good. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

One of the categories thats appeared on my netflix reccomendations is "Foreign films with a strong female role".
That's so oddly specific.
In what scenario would thay ever be helpful?
"What do toi want to watch today, hun?"
"A foreign film with a strong female lead!"
"I mean I was thinking like Rugrats ou somethin-"
"NO! IT HAS TO BE A FOREIGN FILM WITH A STRONG FEMALE ROLE! I will not settle! We will watch a foreign film with a strong female and that's FINAL!" posté il y a plus d’un an

If someone has weird looking cleavage, does it count as an uncanny valley? posté il y a plus d’un an

Guess the song these lyrics came from:

I won't break down tonight

I feel it for the first time

I feel it for the first time

Winner gets hommages and cake! 😊 posté il y a plus d’un an

plus power! *grunt* posté il y a plus d’un an

When,
Look for a ride and toi need to get high my friends,
Spend all your time just walking around instead,
Like black roses it's somebody to hold for them,
for them.

Let's
Go outside got nothing to hide for free,
Can't seem to see the forest from the trees,
herbe is always greener but how do toi know we'll see,
We'll see posté il y a plus d’un an

Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
toi pull me apart
Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
toi pull me apart

Forgotten,
Maybe things are better on the other side undone,
Better off wishing for the stars to kill the sun,
Like packed rows that nobody can hold no one, no one... posté il y a plus d’un an

may i have ur attention please?
may i have ur attention pleas?
will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
i repeat will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
we're gonna have a problem here
u all act like uve never seen an asian b4

im tha slim jim
tha real slim jim
all toi other slim jims r lookin 2 thin
tha real slim jim pleas stand up
pleas stand up
pleas stand up

...guess tehres a slim jim in all of us
fuck it lets all stand up posté il y a plus d’un an

Well maybe i'm just too young
To keep good l’amour from going wrong

Oh... lover, toi should've come over
'Cause it's not too late

Well I feel too young to hold on
And i'm much too old to break free and run
Too deaf, dumb, and blind to see the damage i've done
Sweet lover, toi should've come over
Oh, l’amour well i'm waiting for you

Lover, toi should've come over
'Cause it's not too late posté il y a plus d’un an

Lonely is the room, the lit is made, the open window lets the rain in
Burning in the corner is the only one who dreams he had toi with him
My body turns and yearns for a sleep that will never come

It's never over, my kingdom for a Kiss upon her shoulder
It's never over, all my riches for her smiles when i slept so soft against her
It's never over, all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter
It's never over, she's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever posté il y a plus d’un an

Sometimes a man gets carried away, when he feels like he should be having his fun
And much too blind to see the damage he's done
Sometimes a man must awake to find that really, he has no-one

So i'll wait for you... and i'll burn
Will I ever see your sweet return
Oh will I ever learn

Oh lover, toi should've come over
'Cause it's not too late posté il y a plus d’un an

Looking out the door i see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners
Parading in a wake of sad relations as their shoes fill up with water
And maybe I'm too young to keep good l’amour from going wrong
But tonight you're on my mind so toi never know

When I'm broken down and hungry for your l’amour with no way to feed it
Where are toi tonight, child toi know how much i need it
Too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run posté il y a plus d’un an

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Good morning.

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Morning.

Man 1: Tell me, why do toi say 'good morning', when toi know perfectly well that it is the afternoon?

Man 2: Well, because toi a dit it.

Man 1: *shakes head* Good afternoon.

Man 2: Good afternoon.

Man 1: Oh dear... good evening.

Man 2: Goodbye?

Man 1: No... posté il y a plus d’un an

Gooooooooodddddddddnight- aringdingdingdingdingdingding posté il y a plus d’un an

Boy, I'm glad that my uncle moved his darn shoes! That's great, because now I won't trip over them for the fourth time this week. posté il y a plus d’un an

How to Piss Off 8theGreat: A Lesson in 3 Parts.
1. Confuse the Victorian era with something that isn't Victorian, IE, adding a heavily Victorian aesthetic to a post WWI setting.
2. Write a mystery work that lazily references Sherlock Holmes in such a way that makes it obvious you've never read Sherlock Holmes.
3. Try to pass something off as Lolita fashion that simply isn't Lolita fashion.
Do your f*cking research. posté il y a plus d’un an

salut guys! IdiotMan97 is now a Changed Man! toi can PLZ STOP ANSWERING that question now. posté il y a plus d’un an

Yeeyyy! Today is my birthdayy! posté il y a plus d’un an

Attention: The question concerning IdiotMan97 will no longer be taking answers. Thnx for the suggestions but we both set our differences aside. posté il y a plus d’un an

#FoodIsLifeFoodIsLove posté il y a plus d’un an

Why don't toi ask the kids at Tienanmen Square?
Was fashion the reason why they were there?

They disguise it, Hypnotize it.
télévision made toi buy it.

I'm just sitting
In my car and
Waiting for my

She's scared that I will take her away from there.
Dreams and her country, left with no one there.

Mesmerized the simple minded
Propaganda leaves us blinded. posté il y a plus d’un an

OMFG! what was happening here? XD posté il y a plus d’un an

*looks at the users below*

link posté il y a plus d’un an

One day, my mom showed me a pair of socks to see if I thought they were black ou blue, because it's sometimes hard to tell. She held them up and said, "Black ou blue." I smirked and said, "Purple!" posté il y a plus d’un an

Introvert has the loudest mind.
Extrovert has the loudest mouth. posté il y a plus d’un an

link

link

Also these are great tbh.

Not uploading everything because it'll be time consuming but these are great tbh posté il y a plus d’un an

So while looking up aléatoire bullshit with my sister. I find this:

link

And my sister had the most freaked out face. It was so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for what it seemed to be 5 mins. posté il y a plus d’un an

*Gets officer skin for a character in a video game* *Gets told to fuck off several times while saying bad officer puns*

.....Life is good. posté il y a plus d’un an

"Why do toi care what people think?
Are toi hooked up to their leash?
toi know anklebiters
Ate up your personality.

Try to remember how it felt
To just make up your own steps
And let anklebiters
Chew up, spit out someone else.

Fall in l’amour with yourself.

Because someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got.
Someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got." posté il y a plus d’un an

some hearts are diamonds
some hearts are stone posté il y a plus d’un an

Do toi remember that time 4 years il y a when toi were
Extremely upset ? Does it really matter now? posté il y a plus d’un an

*Derping about on the aléatoire club*

Bp: I still haven't written anything ou come up with any ideas for anything to do with écriture yet... gosh darnit!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Ba bum tish! posté il y a plus d’un an

私はおっぱいが大好き posté il y a plus d’un an

exist?? posté il y a plus d’un an

I am a cybernetic warrior... I shall electrically discharge my volts upon your carapace... posté il y a plus d’un an

I consider myself very lucky to have a JOB
because after thirty years fifty per cent of the job will be donné to ROBOTS which will led to great unemployment as machines are replacing humans . posté il y a plus d’un an

Forever alone :'( posté il y a plus d’un an

I totally agree with anything anyone says. posté il y a plus d’un an

私は日本語を学習です。 posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Valentine's day!

and if u r single just like me......be greatly happy, u
saved a lot of money to buy your favourite mangas! posté il y a plus d’un an

WHO WANTS TO BE MY PLATONIC VALENTINE AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TODAY/TOMORROW?! posté il y a plus d’un an

Welp. Happy Valentine for all of toi who celebrate it. OuO posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know shit gets real, when you're lazing around watching animé at a mate's, then, Nek minute, the ground starts shaking and Chch becomes Quake City again... the saddest part is how little it actually bothers me now. posté il y a plus d’un an

Finally at peace with my icon. #GodBless posté il y a plus d’un an

Do chickens know there chickens? posté il y a plus d’un an

I need a Valentine!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I still can't find any icones I like and it's driving me absolutely nuts. posté il y a plus d’un an

Me when I am trying to do something cool but fail:

link posté il y a plus d’un an

How many people that toi get along with and consider Friends did toi use to walk past as complete strangers, almost unaware of their presence..?

Who knows. The person who will end up closest to toi may just be the person toi havent noticed yet. posté il y a plus d’un an

I survived the week of hell at school!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

This club is dying! *shocks aléatoire with a defibrillator* DX posté il y a plus d’un an

UPDATE: HANDWRITING livres ARE HERE! posté il y a plus d’un an

Soooo, recently I ordered these replicas of copybooks used in schools back in the jour to teach handwriting. I'm super stoked. I can't wait until my handwriting looks like this- link
livres y u no ship faster? posté il y a plus d’un an

Imagine this:
You're walking on a checkerboard floor, everything around toi is white. As toi keep walking toi notice pocket watches falling from the sky. toi grab a watch and press a button. Suddenly, everything goes black and toi wake up in your bed. Your mom giving toi a strange look as toi realize toi had your arm extended. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am such trash posté il y a plus d’un an

WORD GAME ANYONE?

my word
Yesterday posté il y a plus d’un an

What would toi do if I sang out of tune? posté il y a plus d’un an

Why is a raven like a écriture desk? posté il y a plus d’un an

Don't lie.

toi ate that cookie, didn't you...? posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm hungry for some drama posté il y a plus d’un an

She a dit yes! posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm so sick of my current icone collection that I could stab my entire fanpop gallery ou something drastic.
I'm getting unreasonably frustrated with icones oh my god. I really am. I mean I'm frustrated with everything at the moment BUT THE icone THING IS REALLLLY IRRITATING ME UGH
WHAT SORT OF icone DO I EVEN WANT
UGH
UGH posté il y a plus d’un an

omg. the super bowl was soo cool this year.

I mean-

There were Lucky Charms... Cherrios.... Fruity pebbles.

There were so many different famous cereals in that one huge super bowl that its insane.

I mean... I could go on forever about it. posté il y a plus d’un an

I want to be a drunk Irish man posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm gonna take better care of my teeth! I'm flossing! I'm making my own toothpaste! I'm serious!

*takes another sip of soda and eats another cookie* Mm..tho therious. posté il y a plus d’un an

"Want to hear a joke I made up?"

"Sure."

"What do toi get if toi traverser, croix a cantaloupe with Lassie?"

"I give up."

"A melon-collie baby! Get it?? Hahahahaha!"

"He just doesn't want to face up to the fact that I'll be the life of every party." posté il y a plus d’un an

I just took a drink that's supposed to make toi fall asleep...then I remembered that I had to do a rough draft for tomorrow....aaaaahhh posté il y a plus d’un an

Wtf is superbowl and should I care? posté il y a plus d’un an

"I was lire about how countless species are being pushed towards extinction par man's destruction of forests."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Uinverse is that none of it has tried to contact us." posté il y a plus d’un an

Deadpool is coming out on the 12th I am so siked!! posté il y a plus d’un an

animé please....stop being so messed up while I'm trying to watch you. posté il y a plus d’un an

"I made up a joke. A man is going for a walk, so he gets his dog and says: 'heel'. And the dog looks up at him and says: 'It takes one to know one, buster.'

"What's the matter with you? Don't toi get it?"

"How did the dog learn to talk?"

"Ahhhh, what do tigres know about sophisticated humor, anyway?" posté il y a plus d’un an

gay sex is sin.

as in sensational posté il y a plus d’un an

Wow....4 whole years of Fanpoo-ahem. Fanpopping.

Like sheesh...does not feel like it at all. posté il y a plus d’un an

Whoever thought it was a smart idea to put the "archive" button where Yahoo Mail's "Delete" button was....

**** you. posté il y a plus d’un an

wish the boring vegetables tasted like cheese pizza posté il y a plus d’un an

Here's my take on high school reunions. If I haven't contacted toi in the past twenty years, there's probably a reason. posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: toi know what I wanna do? I wanna make Youtube videos.
Me: *sees current state of youtube*
Me: *backs away slowly* posté il y a plus d’un an

Today is my worst Friday ever. posté il y a plus d’un an

salut salut hey!!#! I just joined posté il y a plus d’un an

WHEN DID THEY MAKE SOUL EATER POP FIGURES!?
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?! posté il y a plus d’un an

The Tale of the Late pizza Delivery posté il y a plus d’un an

does anyone remember mistymaydawngo because that was me holy crap posté il y a plus d’un an