I drew Hitler with big chiot eyes wearing a tutu and with sparkles all around him.

I am an terrible, evil person for trying to make the holocaust look funny.
._____. posté il y a plus d’un an

'the fuck? My mom wants me to take Karate lessons. ಠ_ಠ

I DON'T WANNA. It's a friggin' waste of my time and energy. I prefer to take Knife-Wielding lessons instead, dammit, it's way plus awesome and WAY plus effective. Might as well buy me a StunGun, for Christ's sake!!

Why Karate! posté il y a plus d’un an

Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

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Spongebob XD

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Decided to lay my hand on a boiling hot engine. Didn't turn out to be the best idea I've ever had. xD posté il y a plus d’un an

R.I.P Steve jobs! posté il y a plus d’un an

Depressed.. not that anone cares... posté il y a plus d’un an

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopiclly thin line between being brilliantly creative & jouer la comédie like the most gigantic idiot on earth! posté il y a plus d’un an

14DAYSOMGOMGOMGWHO'SEXCITED?!

Wait, wrong spot, sorry. posté il y a plus d’un an

"I'm not gay,I'm just British." posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen 2 represent Valentine's Day.
When i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. posté il y a plus d’un an

Me:Where does spongebob live
Cleverbot:Who lives on the moon
Me:Me
Cbot:But who IS he
Me:an american astronaut he got Lost they destroyed his records and didnt tell anyone he was there
Cbot:Yes
Me:I knew it the gov. is a lie
Cbot:Why is it a lie
Me:cause they didnt tell us he was still there
Cbot:What is the truth
Me:Hes still there your not even listening dont toi care about me
Cbot:I do care bout my health
Me:your so mean
Cbot:are toi the devil
Me:r u
Cbot:no
Me:so where does spongebob live posté il y a plus d’un an

R.I.P. STEVE JOBS!
(They couldn't take away my other Science teacher, they took him.) :'( posté il y a plus d’un an

when u make a mistake on aléatoire spot its like u have been killed someone y the hell , not all of us have English as a first language u know !!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

ugh i hate my life!!!
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I l’amour you. posté il y a plus d’un an

ok i have discoverd somthing awesome named clever bot
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salut do toi guys have an ipod ou any pomme merchandise?

Steve Jobs is dead.

Think about that.
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Is it weird that my uncle has a rotton banane in his freezer... for over 2 years? posté il y a plus d’un an

Ok I offical hate .......................well i dunno whut i hate and people who hate U GUYS NEED TO STOP HATTEN ON ME U HATERS!!!!
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dkfjbnvio[werhntnl'dkhtr8-17 =]ty1
56+3 jtoir eq53 posté il y a plus d’un an

YES! :D

I got a dedicated medal on here! :D ITS MY FIRST MEDAL EVER!!! :D
Im so happy! posté il y a plus d’un an

"EEFA EHNYWAN DUZNUT LUV DA LOOD, JEEZUS CRAAIST, LET HIM BE A CUSED OOHHH LOOD CUM EHHHMIN." ~ Father Alexander Anderson

Yeah.

We should all listen to Father Anderson's words of wisdom. *nodnod* posté il y a plus d’un an

i Lost the game posté il y a plus d’un an

Gosh,i look horrible never gonna record a video from my webcam ever again! posté il y a plus d’un an

5 , 7 Hi , NomyCake ! posté il y a plus d’un an

i cant believe that my cousin takes my laptop to the bathroom just to chat with his gf while taking a bath.

if my laptop broken

HE WILL PAY WITH HIS LIFE posté il y a plus d’un an

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Not at all boy! ....DEUUEAUGH" posté il y a plus d’un an

HOLY CRAP I ALMOST WENT TO JAIL! I was so scared. posté il y a plus d’un an

Has anyone ever heard of Matt Nathanson? posté il y a plus d’un an

Whatever toi do, DO NOT LOOK BEHIND toi RIGHT NOW. posté il y a plus d’un an

it's national taco day!!!! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

FINALLY!! I'm the independent 17! This is the an I get a credit card xD posté il y a plus d’un an

The world.
It revolves, no? posté il y a plus d’un an

GOT MY DEDICATED MEDAL ON THE AVRIL LAVIGNE CLUB!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

A tortue attempted to crawl up my pants today at school.

This has brought the kids in my school to nickname me,
"Ze tortue Charmer".
I'm pondering whether this is a good ou a bad thing...
._. posté il y a plus d’un an

I a dit this randomly in my room:
"Yaoi te nani?"
My dog gave me a WTF look... posté il y a plus d’un an

When I was little, I thought the moon was following me when I was in the car. posté il y a plus d’un an

I heard meebo was gonna shut down the chat for this site tomorrow! please tell me this is just a mistake ou a joke! posté il y a plus d’un an

I got my account back and am trying to fix everything.

I'm sorry everyone, I'm so fucking embarrassed. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hahahah I HAKED THIS BITCHES ACCOUNT! isn't is sooooo funny? Look at mi profile! I HATE ANNA!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I just realized I have a medal for this spot O_O posté il y a plus d’un an

MY POTATO JUST EXPLODED!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Twenty seven. posté il y a plus d’un an

It died and came back to life! <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

HOLY SHIT fanpop DIED!

/not the end of the world/ posté il y a plus d’un an

my dear sister is not pregnant after all. toi lovely people were right. i thank toi very dearly. posté il y a plus d’un an

OMG! Today was so a interesting day!xDD
It was super awesome and funny!xDDD
LOLz!xDD
I am so high now! 8D posté il y a plus d’un an

mmm this is really good cereal...my lips are tingling...litterally posté il y a plus d’un an

Whoa, I have a medal in this spot and I didn't even know. When did this happen? I thought they would notify me ou something.... posté il y a plus d’un an

Okay so today i tried riding a bike for the first time in like 4 years....

I fell off hurt my leg and ankle 3x

I'm such an idiot. x3 posté il y a plus d’un an

So I go into the freezer to see if we have any ice cream, and to my delight, we had coffee ice cream, my favorite. I took a spoonful and ate it, and it was horrible. I read the label, and it a dit "Medicated Ice Cream". I ate Marijuana ice cream ._. posté il y a plus d’un an

-charges into the aléatoire spot, eyes wide an wild, breathing quickly and irregularly, and is bleeding everywhere, like I just got into a gruesome fight.-
...This is important...
... Guys ...
... It's official ...
... 7 ...
... Is...
... Worse...
... Than...
......5.........
.... Thought toi ought to know....
-suddenly falls over, undoubtably dead- posté il y a plus d’un an

People tend to not respond to mur posts... posté il y a plus d’un an

I got IST tuesday...D: posté il y a plus d’un an

^_^ weird a fucking elmo Muppet just knocked at my apartment door.... He was like "I'm here to wish Bradon a Happy Birthday!" And I'm like
-_- "Elmo déplacer ur cul, ass out of my moms apartment! WRONG HOUSE!" Elmo is like D: posté il y a plus d’un an

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I FEEL AS EVERYONE HATES ME RIGHT NOW...:(
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My mom made me miss Brant Daugherty's Ustream because we had to see some movie. T_T posté il y a plus d’un an

FOR NARNIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I feel like well.... i have no clue oh casquette, cap WTH IS WRONG WITH ME OMFG -STARTS SCREAMING- oh wait no never mind posté il y a plus d’un an

I have notice and commentaire if toi have the last three ppost are par the same person Ryuzakiluver18 is the person posté il y a plus d’un an

hi :D
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*insert something incredibly funny here* posté il y a plus d’un an

I feel like "Fireflies par Owl City". posté il y a plus d’un an

shitbrix.com.....look at the photos and begin to shit >:3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Stop calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either. posté il y a plus d’un an

link

Watch it. Now. posté il y a plus d’un an

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's Friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after school they meet to play
and sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If toi just make-believe him! posté il y a plus d’un an

It's my birthday! posté il y a plus d’un an

i should be doing my homework. (Biology) posté il y a plus d’un an

Won't toi come out? We can paint the town red. Kill a little time, toi can sleep when you're dead. posté il y a plus d’un an

i feel kind of down today. what do toi do when youre down? posté il y a plus d’un an

OMG! only 18 plus days till my birthday! posté il y a plus d’un an

MBLAQ is awsome...<3
and joon is so hot and mir rocks.....i just l’amour them all and their songs.....
must watch^___^ posté il y a plus d’un an

after a month, I decided to resign from my college

the worst part is, haven't I told my mother posté il y a plus d’un an

link

EPIC. posté il y a plus d’un an

Good god, there's really no rage like Flutterrage.... posté il y a plus d’un an

WHAT THE FUCK ARE toi DOING WITH THAT CAT AND THAT VIBRATOR?!?! posté il y a plus d’un an

i l’amour this place thank toi everyone for being so welcoming and i hope everyone has a good jour and life i will stay and get plus associated and known and i think i will be 1 of the nice people online posté il y a plus d’un an

Sometimes you're the one who wants to watch a man burn. Sometimes you're the unfortunate one burning. But on an occasion that's less rare than it seems... you're both. posté il y a plus d’un an

salut have toi heard of the I Like Trains kid?
He's pretty cool but there might be something wrong with him.
Don't know if he is cursed ou if it's something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says is I LIKE TRAINS. posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment where toi go into a room and toi have no fuckin' idea what toi wanted to do. Then, when toi leave, toi remember it. posté il y a plus d’un an

omg i l’amour pauly d from jersey rive he is so sexy posté il y a plus d’un an

I was just playing Don't Let the Balloon Touch the Ground and I started cracking up for no reason at all. I've had too much caffeine... posté il y a plus d’un an

this is the most awesomest page ever
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Ok i just got my hair cut at wal-marts salon and this guy did a awesome job if u need a hair cut go to wal-marts Smart Salon they are really good!! posté il y a plus d’un an

My brother is standing on out canapé dancing to Disney channel. I am both very pleased and displeased.
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Every body!
Rock your body!
Everybody!
Rock your body right!
BACK STREET'S BACK ALRIGHT! posté il y a plus d’un an

rubber duckies eat rubber choclate..... posté il y a plus d’un an

I just found out that that ultra-popular teen montrer called Glee piloted only two freaking years ago. posté il y a plus d’un an

September is over.

Maybe someone should wake up the guy from Greenday now... posté il y a plus d’un an

I shot my lover in the head
Didn't kill him but he's almost dead
Now he's bleeding on the bedroom floor
Got my neighbors knocking at my door posté il y a plus d’un an

this randomly happen just now

ME-lalalalalala i like patatoas

SIS-what r u talking to ur self AGAIN

ME--STARTS chant AMY WHINEHOUSE TEARS DRY ON THERE OWN-

SIS- OH wow u mite need to be checked
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I l’amour Football season~! Go Dawgs~! posté il y a plus d’un an

I have completely forgotten what I was doing on the internet before I discovered Fanpop, Tumblr, and Gmail. posté il y a plus d’un an

i think i just sprang my foot it hurts
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ugh, i feel like crap. posté il y a plus d’un an

i am the most aléatoire person wanna no why?

because i a dit so
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