Do toi Like M&ms? I Like m&ms like i like my tea,With lait and one sugar,Por favor :D posté il y a plus d’un an

If toi chercher "askew" in Google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise. (Try it) posté il y a plus d’un an

GWUNCAN <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Is your mum a teaher cuz i need to pee- get it u put totally aléatoire frases together posté il y a plus d’un an

Somebody is licking their palm at the foot of my bed. posté il y a plus d’un an

DUNCANxGWEN RULES posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi im bad at science posté il y a plus d’un an

Don't look but I think that guy over there is steal your taco posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm going to see Snow WHite!I just saw the trailer to it!!I know what toi guys are think....Y'all think i'm talking about the animated one right?Nope!The movie is a realty movie and it's actally has action and thriller and horror and fantasy!!WHo could of thunk that this would happen? posté il y a plus d’un an

Look a distraction...*point at somthing and runs away* posté il y a plus d’un an

How da u get médailles ? posté il y a plus d’un an

link
Why im i not suprised that American nourriture and English nourriture is with the worst nourriture in the world.. posté il y a plus d’un an

deviantART = DA.
Da = Russian word for yes.

OH CRUD. posté il y a plus d’un an

Who has the best bodie from 1D? X posté il y a plus d’un an

aléatoire things ok for an example I l’amour all the #TeamMindless fans even when things may get out of hand:) posté il y a plus d’un an

Hii Im Sexxxi Lexxxxi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

MDR I just typed 'How to chercher for stuff in Google' and THERE WERE articles explaining how! XD posté il y a plus d’un an

I tend to say 'I don't know' , when I'm just too LAZY to think ... posté il y a plus d’un an

That awkward moment when :
toi can't understand somebody on the phone like five times and toi don't know what to say. posté il y a plus d’un an

toi a dit post anything right....*Sings like Christina Augulera*I am 29999 years old and I like pie!Im going to kick my boyfriends cul, ass and jump off a building!*Voice back to normal* Bye Bye!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash ash STOPPP. now put sum mothaafuccknn lotionn on posté il y a plus d’un an

Soooo addicted to the songs "I=Fantasy","the Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You" and "Situations" right now! *random* posté il y a plus d’un an

salut everyone, plz read our forum...its about PJ...thx
link
i know this was random...thx in advance

from all in order whoever joined
1)llrulez
2)exmo33
3)Percy99jackson (he's got 2 forums here)
4)percy4forever
5)bornhuntress
6)hotfudgebrownie (meeeee)
7)artemis9917

hope to see u der
thx in advance!!! (again) :D:D:D posté il y a plus d’un an

Cheese! posté il y a plus d’un an

OMG I AM ONLY 7 fans AWAY FROM REACHING 200! SO EXCITED. BTW IM NOT ASKING FOR FANS, IM JUST EXCITED :) :) posté il y a plus d’un an

Am eating Smarties! Good times posté il y a plus d’un an

Hello ?hello? Is any one here? posté il y a plus d’un an

Tragedy!
Whe your balls get stuck in a moving truck its,
Tragedy!
When your pants fall down in the middle of town its,
Tragedy!
When your Mums in lit with Uncle Fred its,
Tragedy!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

"Everyone died"-a summery of the bible in 2 words par Patrick étoile, star posté il y a plus d’un an

*throws skittles* lets.......PARTY! posté il y a plus d’un an

Went to JB-HIFI today. I was looking at the anime, but I turned around and there was the horror section. I looked at all the horror films and then found the funniest one of all… ‘Justin Beiber: Never Say Never'

I laughed my head off, for some reason, the other horror films didnt seem as scary posté il y a plus d’un an

I haven't eaten all day.
I am starving.
But going to the cuisine to get cereal would require getting off my laptop.
And I'm not quite ready to do that.

//chooses to starve
Like a pro. posté il y a plus d’un an

I Had A Goal
I Had A Dream
And At The End Of The Day
No Matter What People Say to You
As Long As toi Know Who toi Are As A Person
Nothing Else Matters.
-Andrew Biersack <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

pppppiiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaa posté il y a plus d’un an

STAY OUT OF MY SHED. //shot posté il y a plus d’un an

That awkward moment when your seconde favori actor is about to kill your favori actor...in a T.V. series of course. posté il y a plus d’un an

*sigh* I failed... I guess I can't keep my word. I'm sorry, everybody. posté il y a plus d’un an

No. I'm not talking to myself because I'm crazy, I'm talking to myself because it's the only intelligent conversation I can get sometimes! posté il y a plus d’un an

From symmetry to Hetalia.................

What's next? posté il y a plus d’un an

i keep having dreams that someone shoots my friend ben and then stabs me with a knife...what kind of life do i live? posté il y a plus d’un an

SHOUT: ANYONE FROM SLOVAKIA posté il y a plus d’un an

I was about to see The Woman in Black tonight but noooo!!!!My lazy-ass dad is too"tired" to see it!!!!!!(He want to see it to!!)I wanted to see it the jour it came out but noooooo!!!!I'm going to fucking see it tomorrow!!!I'm so angry!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

One day, I'm going to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of Twilight fans and scream "HOLY CRAP ITS requin BOY!" XD posté il y a plus d’un an

question :should a canard need a passport to to traverser, croix the Canadian border? And no poisson DO NOT NEED ONE. posté il y a plus d’un an

Only in my school can toi get a first degree burn in Math and watch The Annoying orange and violent TV shows in Humanities. posté il y a plus d’un an

ok well there are these peeps at lunch who just started sitting at my table, tableau and my table, tableau is already full so these peeps are forcing my Friends out of our table, tableau and no matter how nicely we ask they won't déplacer so i got tired of it and yelled at them "OK LISTEN UP! WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO SIT HERE AND YOUR FORCING THEM OUTTA THEIR SPOTS SO déplacer YOUR BUTTS! TOMMORROW YOUR NOT SITTING HERE GOT IT?!" and then all my Friends were staring at me cause i have NEVER talked that much the whole year. posté il y a plus d’un an

There are moments... moments when I have something genius and inspirational to say....

This is not one of those moments. posté il y a plus d’un an

Dose anyone hear like crabe cakes:? posté il y a plus d’un an

Can't wait for SuperBowl Sunday.:D
The New England Patriots don't stand a chance against the Giants, I'll be laughing when they get there asses kicked.xD
Plus I'm also in it for the newest hilarious commercials. posté il y a plus d’un an

If ur happy and u known it clap ur hands! If ur suicidel and depressed cut ur wrists :D posté il y a plus d’un an

"Have toi been wearing my underpants?"

"We all wear each others underpants!"

-New Girl posté il y a plus d’un an

So today, i got my titanium joint, joint d’étanchéité of dalaran<3 im so happy. it took me four hours though. and tons of fishing lures >< posté il y a plus d’un an

Who wants to see "The Woman in Black" ?

ME! posté il y a plus d’un an

Never inhale through the nose while eating a salt and vinegar chip

T.T posté il y a plus d’un an

*fishing up coins in a fontaine on a game* so far im having good luck! *fishes up poisson continuously* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- posté il y a plus d’un an

Any 1D fans plz rejoindre these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x posté il y a plus d’un an

I could meet my Muslim soul-mate,

TODAY! posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Friday! posté il y a plus d’un an

Aru~! posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: *clicks on a button on the corner of the computer screen*
Computer: *says exactly what pops up one the box*
Me: ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

Among the "fun" events of suivant week, dissecting a cow's eyeball and wearing a pregnancy vest all day. posté il y a plus d’un an

That awkward moment when toi have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
posté il y a plus d’un an

Am I the only one who gets pissed when people confuse "your" and "you're"?
;v; posté il y a plus d’un an

So, I was at accueil the other day, makin' thé (Cause i'm a teaholic) and I was about to open this jar of sugar so I could sugarfy my tea.

Now, mind you, this is an air-tight container.

So, anyways, I got a spoon, opened the jar, stuck the spoon in and BAM. Twenty giant-ass ants crawled from the depths of the sugar, scaring the crap out of me and scarring me for life. posté il y a plus d’un an

LETS GO CHARLIE SHEEN LETS GO!XD the people in pep band are so fuckin retarted...its just a part of my life. posté il y a plus d’un an

Is it just me ou does the world seem less filled? posté il y a plus d’un an

a 6th grader on the bus called me goth... Really? i thought i looked plus emo... actually i don't think she knows what that means... posté il y a plus d’un an

i hayte iht wen pplz tyype lykee diz yo.(: posté il y a plus d’un an

Mcdonals Mc Nuggets Is 50% Chicken

What The Hell Is The Other 50% ???? posté il y a plus d’un an

i met a zèbre, zebra on my way to school, he then told me that he loves George Washington while pooping rainbows out his but falling bombs of chocolat flying flying flying into the sunset with pretty ponies with face of lord dark side and THERE SHE GOES, THE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! Because i'm in l’amour with a two face monkey and hearts are flowing all around me with pixies shooting or in my doggie's face oh are toi alright little bunny?

Randomness FTW! Zebra's anyone? posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment when toi break up with the l’amour of your life. and toi want to kill yourself </3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Screw appendicitis =S
#fml posté il y a plus d’un an

Boy: Your smile is like stars

Girl: Aww :) <3

Boy: So...yellow and spaced out.

Girl: D:< posté il y a plus d’un an

have u ever had one of those days when the universe just plain hates you? u know, one of those days where u twist your ankle on your way to your lil' cousins party, where u then get attacked par a bunny(yes a bunny), only to come accueil and have your pets try and kill each other and just to round off your 'worst jour ever'...u manage to coup de poing yourself in the face giving your teddy a hug. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm A Cricket Player,I Stand upon The Pitch,I Wait For the Ball To Come,
Then I Give it a switch.When the game Is Over,I Retire for a Beer.And I Know what you're thinking,And No we're not.

Yes toi are England. :D Don't Lie posté il y a plus d’un an

#RandomFact : Christiano Ronaldo and Jeremy Sumpter were born on the same month/date as me !..yay how ko0Olies$ is Dat ! <3 xx (5th of february) :P am lucky ay..? :D posté il y a plus d’un an

I miss toi Shada!Please come back!It's been 6 months!I miss you!You're my sister! posté il y a plus d’un an

Ok all toi Draco Malfoy and William the Bloody fans! Please be a fan of my club! here's the link!!! link posté il y a plus d’un an

I wish I was in England...

NOT LIKE THAT toi Hetalia OBSESSED PERSON!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

The SOA episode I just finished was so sad...the police tried to make a certain Son look like a snitch and as a result the others put a hit on him...pretty much to kill the person in his truck. First off, he wasn't a snitch and seconde it was his wife in the truck and now yeah...well nobody cares. posté il y a plus d’un an

i'm the most aléatoire person of all aléatoire people ahhahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

OMG THOSE POTATOES FEEL LIKE POTATOES!!!!YOU FACE LOOKS VERY FACEY!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRY ABOUT IT. posté il y a plus d’un an

It's my birthday. I've officially turned 20 today. Awww yeahhh. XDD "does dance but fails miserably" I know toi guys don't give a fuck but I'm just happy it's my birthday. :) posté il y a plus d’un an

Hates how when I was trying to montrer off my new camera, seventy percent of the photos I'd took were of my cat and the only truly noteworthy ones were of a drunk guy dancing with a shovel and some obscene cakes. posté il y a plus d’un an

Is Every Nice,Pretty 17 years old Teenager On Here Conciserd "Fakee" ? posté il y a plus d’un an

Holy mother f*ck, it's an ice cream truck.

hommages to whoever knows this song! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

A 2012 Cadillac Escalade is worth $80,000.
How bout' them apple's? posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm hungry posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment when in a BG, another hunter calls toi a scrub, toi end up in same BG as them suivant time. And your haut, retour au début and they're at the BOTTOM of the scores. AHHAHAHAHAHA
XDDD i l’amour it when a baddie calls toi bad.
posté il y a plus d’un an

say this fast:
i chased a bug around a arbre i'll have his blood he knows i will!
LMFAO posté il y a plus d’un an

i am interviewing a local mp and schowing him round the hole school DO U KNOW HOW BIG MY SCHOOL IS n i have to walk all the way round it its gonna be fun, tiering , and it might JUST might be a bit boring posté il y a plus d’un an

i wonder how many happy birthdays can i get before the 7th of feb (thats my birthday) posté il y a plus d’un an

ha ha ha........................... posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm Fucked... posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment when toi think there's a araign? e, araignée on toi and try to get it off when in actuality it's something else that's completely harmless.

I swear, that moment happens to me too often. posté il y a plus d’un an

At school:
*review*
Teacher:Why would toi be anxious?Melissa?
Melissa:Because your wife could be in the hospital giving birth,and toi don't want you're baby to be jacked up. posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh dear god, our smoke alarm has been going off for 10 minutes. I'm going insane. posté il y a plus d’un an

I crai evertim when angel's deserve to die. //shotshotshotsofuckinghard posté il y a plus d’un an

Me:*Walks up to kid*Are toi cool?
Kid:Yeah.
Me:Constipated,Over weighted,Over Rated,Loser.
Kid: O_O....o_o...;(((!*runs away*
I heard that at school.
posté il y a plus d’un an

today in exploring careers class:

Scott: "the awkward moment when toi notice the harry's the only kid in school with glasses."

Me: "the awkward moment when no one laughs at your awkward moment."

Liam: "AHH BURN!!!!!"

:P posté il y a plus d’un an