I have a simple question for toi guys.
link posté il y a plus d’un an

I like how most of toi answered yes on my last question XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Dude... I dont know how many 7+ heure drives I can take to visit my université XD Like I went my first one there and then another one back over the past two days and those drives are horrible XD posté il y a plus d’un an

HAAAAAAAAIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ?
A: Because it’ll be a foot !!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I wish to everyone a great jour posté il y a plus d’un an

What I hate when a great musician passes, I can`t listen to the musique same way ever again. It`s bittersweet to listen to. posté il y a plus d’un an

Fill in the blank:

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am ______. The end has come!" posté il y a plus d’un an

A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" posté il y a plus d’un an

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. posté il y a plus d’un an

Someone asked me: "what do toi drive that big cul, ass truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" posté il y a plus d’un an

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the yaoi icons? posté il y a plus d’un an

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. posté il y a plus d’un an

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks il y a posté il y a plus d’un an

im at soupe posté il y a plus d’un an

My Friends internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will rejoindre me in the internets sûr, sans danger return? posté il y a plus d’un an

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though toi are getting a new one! posté il y a plus d’un an

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. toi want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much plus fun if toi don't posté il y a plus d’un an

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! posté il y a plus d’un an

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock étoile, star already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? posté il y a plus d’un an

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. posté il y a plus d’un an

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex posté il y a plus d’un an

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" posté il y a plus d’un an

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches missile strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? posté il y a plus d’un an

My overly political brother made a snide commentaire to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. posté il y a plus d’un an

"Digital art is easy and cheating! toi have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. posté il y a plus d’un an

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb vidéos and gaming with friends. posté il y a plus d’un an

salut guys. I'm sorry about the vote earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope toi can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. posté il y a plus d’un an

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked par words that aren't words but poésie that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. posté il y a plus d’un an

rejoindre my club!
link
Feel free to add anything toi want to it posté il y a plus d’un an

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's donné me some perspective that I didn't have before posté il y a plus d’un an

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. posté il y a plus d’un an

tfw toi are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once posté il y a plus d’un an

So, I really only commenté on this mur like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of questions on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. posté il y a plus d’un an

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid posté il y a plus d’un an

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited posté il y a plus d’un an

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu posté il y a plus d’un an

ok officer i get that but like why tho posté il y a plus d’un an

Guess who's getting plus snow? posté il y a plus d’un an

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. posté il y a plus d’un an

TFW toi order something online and it's not here immediately. posté il y a plus d’un an

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” posté il y a plus d’un an

*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether ou not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. posté il y a plus d’un an

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? posté il y a plus d’un an

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my Friends in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain médailles at my favori club, including this one. par the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 an old? posté il y a plus d’un an

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Back again.. salut guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. posté il y a plus d’un an

It took my sister and me 45 minutes to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. posté il y a plus d’un an

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. posté il y a plus d’un an

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here posté il y a plus d’un an

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about bébés with my mom posté il y a plus d’un an

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I Lost tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too posté il y a plus d’un an

I’m tired. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it posté il y a plus d’un an

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that jour feels like a festival! posté il y a plus d’un an

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a cloche, bell every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the cloche, bell and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 posté il y a plus d’un an

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if toi treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like toi wanted.
People, man. posté il y a plus d’un an

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy jour Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female chiens so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male chiens over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. posté il y a plus d’un an

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt posté il y a plus d’un an

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of toi people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some haut, retour au début Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, toi all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of toi really. toi could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 posté il y a plus d’un an

I talked to my husband like toi all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he a dit he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a rendez-vous amoureux, date to the local ice cream boutique so that will be fun posté il y a plus d’un an

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming plus and plus inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. posté il y a plus d’un an

Welp it snowed again posté il y a plus d’un an

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his lit where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go accueil and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying posté il y a plus d’un an

Would anyone be interested in lire my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a an ago, but Lost interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in question is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. posté il y a plus d’un an

When toi realize you're 100% trash for a singer

link posté il y a plus d’un an

Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule plus people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule plus people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't toi taking your breaks ? posté il y a plus d’un an

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

How much do toi want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll posté il y a plus d’un an

My hair is so greasy from not montrer that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to toi posté il y a plus d’un an

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D posté il y a plus d’un an

Who here believes in magic? posté il y a plus d’un an

link posté il y a plus d’un an

Someday, people. Someday... posté il y a plus d’un an

I hope everyone has a great day~ posté il y a plus d’un an

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF posté il y a plus d’un an

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, toi don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a tracteur and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine posté il y a plus d’un an

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) posté il y a plus d’un an

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first commentaires and réponses on this site. Just one question to my past self - why did toi have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! posté il y a plus d’un an

You've got a lot of nerve toi one-eyed monsta !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, l’espace travel, self driving cars, plus useful smartphones, plus cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. posté il y a plus d’un an

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today par cooking me breakfast this morning instead posté il y a plus d’un an

“You might think I Lost all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Some old lady at the truck stop: toi look pale, are toi okay?
Me: 'cause I'm fucking Irish, grandma, fuck! toi can't just go around asking people why they're fucking pale oh my god posté il y a plus d’un an

Go out with your family, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Me

link posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't want to hear anyone complain about fuel prices until they spend $300 to fill a semi posté il y a plus d’un an

Well, I've got some disappointing news for y'all. It turns out that I got rejected par Publix, and that's why they haven't contacted me about it. I only know this now because my social worker told earlier today. She a dit they rejected me because they noticed my social skills weren't... so great. I mean, it's not like I was staring at the mur during the interview, but I was a tad nervous. I talked, of course. But whatever--what's done is done. Yeah, it sucks, but I'm not crying over it. posté il y a plus d’un an

One of the meat processing plants we supply in Kansas City is asking for some emergency delivery orders, so guess who is going to be hauling cattle on a truck for the suivant several days posté il y a plus d’un an

So I talked to the publisher the suivant step is actually submitting my manuscript for review now that I've verified that it's done. If three of five like what I have then the publishing process begins. So fingers crossed. posté il y a plus d’un an

Life tip: Buy Stardew Valley

toi get to farm shit, mine shit, slay slimes, and fuck bitches all in one game posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know what.....we should just like, start a aléatoire lyric chain XD original lyrics ou just whatever. posté il y a plus d’un an

During a récent hommage off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do toi call it when someone stomps on a plant?
.
.
.
.
...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD posté il y a plus d’un an

If I made a club for creepy vidéos would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff toi can find around the web. posté il y a plus d’un an

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

link posté il y a plus d’un an