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Dreamtime
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people everywhere
a sense of expectation hangin' in the air posté il y a plus d’un an
a sense of expectation hangin' in the air posté il y a plus d’un an

egyptprincess7
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Whatever toi do,don't get out of lit on November the 2nd. No matter what toi hear ou see.
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MarineHolocaust
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suit untailored ringtone taylor rapide, swift cant tweet up on my twitter cuz i havent done shit
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Bluekait
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What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover. *badum tss*
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Eazy-Efan
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Let's throw out the what a waste of l’espace poop on my face.
Holy shit litteraly 100% free!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an
Holy shit litteraly 100% free!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

gabbalee
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I discovered that it's really hard to find someone's phone number in the phone book if they have an extremely populaire last name.
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Sinna_Hime_chan
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Bluekait
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What do toi get if toi traverser, croix a kangourou and Bigfoot? Big holes in the ground *badum tss*
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liakarad1
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Halloween is over...and Bring on the christmas ads XD WATERBUG
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gabbalee
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Is it just me ou does the aléatoire club seem slow lately?
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jessy_an
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Lt_Kowalski
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Happy Halloween everybody! Have a sûr, sans danger one! :D
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Rainshadow999
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Lt_Kowalski
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True-Finn-Fan
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gabbalee
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It's always disappointing when toi check your email and there are no new messages.
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potatofritter
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jessy_an
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rileyferguson
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jessy_an
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SeeUV3
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My English teacher told me I was the best student in her class and my average in English is around 80-90 and is till feel stupid I mean English is soo easy if I ever want to be impressive I should be good in math ou art ou geography ou science but no im a fucking retard that just got slight luck in English fucking kill me
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rileyferguson
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gabbalee
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rileyferguson
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nmdis
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gabbalee
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SeeUV3
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Amanda-Fan
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gabbalee
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Eazy-Efan
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Do what toi want cause a pirate is free
toi are a pirate. posté il y a plus d’un an
toi are a pirate. posté il y a plus d’un an

metrolight
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frickityfrackle
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so uh
i know it's kinda annoying to annoncer clubs but
if there are any fans of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if toi joined link uwu
toi don't have to ou anything if toi don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! posté il y a plus d’un an
i know it's kinda annoying to annoncer clubs but
if there are any fans of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if toi joined link uwu
toi don't have to ou anything if toi don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! posté il y a plus d’un an

frickityfrackle
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Shadowmarioking
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really in life i look for appropriate situations to say things like
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is posté il y a plus d’un an
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is posté il y a plus d’un an

gabbalee
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I want to eat plus warheads but they're making my mouth hurt really badly. I'm conflicted!
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Shadowmarioking
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LiveLoveMusic
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In spanish we had to color a skeleton and then write a "fun" paragraph about it. This is what I wrote translated to english: Hi! My name is Chicken. I'm 122 years old. I live on Death Street. To help around the house, I take out the trash, mow the lawn and wash the dishes. I can sing and swim well. I want Chinese nourriture because I really like it, and because I'm hungry.
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LiveLoveMusic
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liakarad1
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i hate when people try to get into my business...like Jésus i dont have a sign telling people to try to fix my problems XC
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101musastella
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MERCEYISAWESOME
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Pickles are dil-icious! :3 I wanted to put a pun myself
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Shadowmarioking
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egyptprincess7
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I shouldn't have watched that trailer for the seconde season of TWDG. I'm so stupid! ;-;
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! posté il y a plus d’un an
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! posté il y a plus d’un an

MERCEYISAWESOME
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Dreamtime
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gabbalee
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One of my best Friends was the mascot (ram) at our school's pep rally which isn't very peppy. Just loud and boring actually. Well, he was running through the gym giving people high fives then he tripped and his head bent flying. Then at the end of the pep rally pretty much the whole school hugged him five at a time.
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gabbalee
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I went in to guidance and asked the guidance counselor to switch my schedule around so that I could be with all my Friends in gym class. I cried and everything to make him feel bad. He a dit he would email the principal and ask him. It wasn't weird since I've known my guidance councilor sice I was little (my mom used I work at my school)
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zikkiforever
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Unbelievably bored!!!!Ask me a aléatoire question here...link
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metrolight
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Last one:
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of ours claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to ours arms. posté il y a plus d’un an
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of ours claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to ours arms. posté il y a plus d’un an

MERCEYISAWESOME
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Shadowmarioking
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a man, lawyer, redneck, nun, blonde, dog, and priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?"
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Shadowmarioking
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metrolight
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I threw a boomerang but it never came back. I wondered why, then it hit me.
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Shadowmarioking
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The Mona LIsa was brought to court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she was framed
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Eazy-Efan
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A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
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Shadowmarioking
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and now for a classic
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can posté il y a plus d’un an
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can posté il y a plus d’un an

jessy_an
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Eazy-Efan
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Did toi hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
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Shadowmarioking
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wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms!
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metrolight
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A truck full of fruit crashed into another vehicle in a highway, it created such a traffic confiture
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Shadowmarioking
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two poisson were in a tank. one a dit to the other "do toi know how to drive this thing?"
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metrolight
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Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard
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Shadowmarioking
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my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no
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Shadowmarioking
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metrolight
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Shadowmarioking
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never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend toi socket instead
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metrolight
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Demi Lovato must like Skype seeing her hit song Like a Skypescraper
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Eazy-Efan
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In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his manteau and pants.
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Shadowmarioking
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A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of céleri up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right
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Eazy-Efan
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Peacocks are meticulous because they montrer attention to de tail.
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Eazy-Efan
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Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour.
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Shadowmarioking
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my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people a dit it was too long winded
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Eazy-Efan
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A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Eazy-Efan
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A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant.
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Eazy-Efan
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There were three chevaux on a ship including a sick bay.
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Shadowmarioking
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when she told me i was average, she was just being mean
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metrolight
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metrolight
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God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal mur of puns
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Shadowmarioking
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Shadowmarioking
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a math teacher got a pet perroquet and taught it to talk. one jour the perroquet escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!"
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Shadowmarioking
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what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have collier id posté il y a plus d’un an
they have collier id posté il y a plus d’un an

Eazy-Efan
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Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew.
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Eazy-Efan
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An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle.
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metrolight
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A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss.
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