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metrolight a dit …
Having your hand amputated must be a handful posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
link il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
It's OK to watch an éléphant bathe as they usually have their trunks on. posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
where do livres sleep?
under their covers posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Where do toi find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
I a volé, étole his coat, call that jack it posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
how do toi train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
toi give them a drill instructor posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
how long will the puns go, no one knows il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan commenté…
canard, drake il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
a man walked into a bar. a seconde man saw it and ducked just in time posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Doing coca with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
the seductive balai, genêt à balais salesmen swept me off my feet posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
why won't a bike stand up par itself?
its two tired posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. toi could say he has teleAPATHY posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
I murder so many verses, toi can say I killed hip hop. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Got a black dog
Call it a chienne nigga posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
I a volé, étole his coat, call that jack it posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i bought a smoking veste and blazer at a feu sale posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain posté il y a plus d’un an
MarineHolocaust a dit …
puns should be eradicated from existence posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
I can't get this Squid Girl animé out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
do toi know any chemistry jokes?
NaH posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
also acceptable: Na il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
I wanted to make a good periodic table, tableau joke but all the good ones argon il y a plus d’un an
metrolight commenté…
I NO Au FeW il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the plage when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Shoot toi on Halloween call it trigger treating posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight commenté…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
Priests hate cos/tan posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i used to be a or prospector, but it didn't really pan out posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
that escalated quickly il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
I patin, patinage when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to divisé, split hares posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
the cycle of puns never ends Jésus christ il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i Lost my mind posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
this mur is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
toi can tell if a doctor's a quack when toi see his large bill posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
the best way to make an pomme crumble is to torture it for 10 minutes posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
art thou feelin it now mr krabs posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
Why can't toi hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide ceinture near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new an received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a sûr, sans danger house. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
if we're posting bad puns on the mur count me in
i see a dit the blind man, i saw a dit the carpenter posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
if toi get hit on the head par a shooting star, you'll meteor maker il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel light-headed il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
^i'M il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Took my old girlfriend out to dîner call dat Fed-Ex. posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight commenté…
now listen here toi little il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Smoking weed at school call that a high school. posté il y a plus d’un an
TARDIS-Granger commenté…
Face palm il y a plus d’un an
laugh
MERCEYISAWESOME a dit …
HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to aléatoire person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more ou less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes aléatoire person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an
EmoSasuSaku a dit …
For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. posté il y a plus d’un an
kid_symmetry commenté…
Oh, hun! It's gona be okay. I have those moments myself. What helps me is if i just sit in my room and really think about what's been ticking me off lately and then I figure out why I'm so sad. It works every time for me. if toi wana talk about it, just send me a message il y a plus d’un an
EmoSasuSaku commenté…
^ Oh! Thank you! I think it's because I'm addicted to YouTube now XD il y a plus d’un an
MarineHolocaust a dit …
the aléatoire club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame posté il y a plus d’un an
EmoSasuSaku commenté…
It is sad. I am one of those people. il y a plus d’un an
MarineHolocaust commenté…
*pats ur back* like i said, we all are il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee a dit …
I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. posté il y a plus d’un an
kid_symmetry commenté…
Same with my Aladin msical group. They span my cell with selfies and they WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!! il y a plus d’un an
ppgcowgirl a dit …
—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So toi come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! posté il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
lmao -slow sarcastic clap- smooooth dude, xD il y a plus d’un an
Dreamtime a dit …
young man, there's no need to feel down posté il y a plus d’un an
hetalianstella commenté…
I googled these lyrics thinking a song would come up that I've never heard before that would be really slow and deep and then I chercher it and remember it's from fucking YMCA. Oh my god. XD il y a plus d’un an
Dreamtime commenté…
oh stella haha :D il y a plus d’un an
mischievous
tommyyellow13 a dit …
WI FI posté il y a plus d’un an
IllusionDolls commenté…
Funny. Just after I read this, my aunt came in here to reset the accueil Wi-Fi connection. il y a plus d’un an
nmdis commenté…
@IllusionDolls : MDR xD il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an a dit …
I just read a quote:
"Trust is like paper once it is crumpled it can't be perfect"
Hmmm......
I'll iron the paper. posté il y a plus d’un an
nmdis commenté…
MDR il y a plus d’un an
legend_of_roxas commenté…
But then the paper will burn .3. il y a plus d’un an
sini12 commenté…
hey,true..paper will not burn xD il y a plus d’un an
pumpkinqueen a dit …
I probably won't be on tomorrow, it's my sister's birthday, plus we have cleaning to do for Halloween. posté il y a plus d’un an
hanasakura99 commenté…
Happy birthday to your sister^^ il y a plus d’un an
emerald_32 commenté…
Happy Birthday to your sister and Happy (advanced) Halloween. :3 il y a plus d’un an
kakukun commenté…
Happy Birthday to your sister~ il y a plus d’un an
Dreamtime a dit …
sting posté il y a plus d’un an
SeeUV3 a dit …
great apparently my mental health is so low i need to get help asap posté il y a plus d’un an
springely commenté…
START il y a plus d’un an
springely commenté…
LIFTING il y a plus d’un an
springely commenté…
OMG. il y a plus d’un an
Onehundred a dit …
THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME. posté il y a plus d’un an
smile
IllusionDolls a dit …
It's only been what, 20 minutes since they made their account, and Whynotbe has already been banned. Thank goodness. posté il y a plus d’un an
LaDispute commenté…
?? it's been like a jour hasn't it il y a plus d’un an
True-Finn-Fan commenté…
^yeah... il y a plus d’un an
IllusionDolls commenté…
I think they were simply spamming. il y a plus d’un an
StarFox13 a dit …
heyo how toi all doing^o^ posté il y a plus d’un an
Whynotbe commenté…
Add me Skype il y a plus d’un an
Soul_Dragneel commenté…
@Whynotbe: DUDE, STOP SAYING THAT il y a plus d’un an
Dynofox15 commenté…
I'm amazing! I am now a class officer for my medical assisting class!! il y a plus d’un an
Whynotbe a dit …
Add me Skype . posté il y a plus d’un an
egyptprincess7 commenté…
Skype don't want you. il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
I think he got banned now il y a plus d’un an
egyptprincess7 commenté…
He's a lonely person who wants Skype to add him.~ ^^ il y a plus d’un an
big smile
pipiqueen a dit …
what is plus random- being aléatoire ou asked to be random? random,huh? posté il y a plus d’un an
Shutara-sama commenté…
Being aléatoire ( ^ω^ ) il y a plus d’un an
Whynotbe a dit …
Add me Skype posté il y a plus d’un an
Soul_Dragneel commenté…
Nah~ il y a plus d’un an
metrolight commenté…
Skype me Add il y a plus d’un an
tinkerbell66799 commenté…
How many times do I have to say it?! NO! il y a plus d’un an
Laxus_Dreyar a dit …
Why can't spiders turn into beautiful butterflies? posté il y a plus d’un an
nmdis commenté…
Hmm..let me think... il y a plus d’un an
nmdis commenté…
Because they are spiders! il y a plus d’un an
nmdis commenté…
Maybe I won't ;-) il y a plus d’un an
egyptprincess7 a dit …
Turn to page 394! *Dances* posté il y a plus d’un an
legend_of_roxas commenté…
MS. EGYPT, TURN TO PAGE 394!!! il y a plus d’un an
egyptprincess7 commenté…
I will not. il y a plus d’un an
egyptprincess7 commenté…
Well excuse you,professor Snape! il y a plus d’un an
mischievous
tommyyellow13 a dit …
The aléatoire mur is RANDOM! posté il y a plus d’un an
Max277 commenté…
Noooooo really? No one ever noticed. il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
lolipop, lollipop, lolli-lolli-lollipop! xD il y a plus d’un an
Lovehinagurl44 a dit …
If toi like the crazy Bart Baker parodies I've posté here toi should rejoindre the club I made

link posté il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME a dit …
Today was flashback Friday so I took your conseil and dressed up. -_- worst. Decision. EVER. don't even ask... posté il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
What if I want to ask il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
well, lets just say people kept caling a gypsy, a hippie, (which i have nothing against, it just annoyed me,) and i think my teacher's a lesbian. xD il y a plus d’un an