I got iron man 3 for my birthday from my grandparents posté il y a plus d’un an

people everywhere
a sense of expectation hangin' in the air posté il y a plus d’un an

What does Doge say? posté il y a plus d’un an

Whatever toi do,don't get out of lit on November the 2nd. No matter what toi hear ou see. posté il y a plus d’un an

5th o9f November never forget. posté il y a plus d’un an

suit untailored ringtone taylor rapide, swift cant tweet up on my twitter cuz i havent done shit posté il y a plus d’un an

What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover. *badum tss* posté il y a plus d’un an

Let's throw out the what a waste of l’espace poop on my face.
Holy shit litteraly 100% free!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Jellyfish pride, motherfucker! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

I discovered that it's really hard to find someone's phone number in the phone book if they have an extremely populaire last name. posté il y a plus d’un an

Let's fight IM ready!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

What do toi get if toi traverser, croix a kangourou and Bigfoot? Big holes in the ground *badum tss* posté il y a plus d’un an

Halloween is over...and Bring on the christmas ads XD WATERBUG posté il y a plus d’un an

Y u no have fun like before? posté il y a plus d’un an

Is it just me ou does the aléatoire club seem slow lately? posté il y a plus d’un an

Hello im an octopus... posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Halloween everybody! Have a sûr, sans danger one! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Halloween everybody!!!!! ^-^ posté il y a plus d’un an

mur is to run in to head first! posté il y a plus d’un an

It's always disappointing when toi check your email and there are no new messages. posté il y a plus d’un an

BEST CLUB EVER posté il y a plus d’un an

My English teacher told me I was the best student in her class and my average in English is around 80-90 and is till feel stupid I mean English is soo easy if I ever want to be impressive I should be good in math ou art ou geography ou science but no im a fucking retard that just got slight luck in English fucking kill me posté il y a plus d’un an

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(◣_◢)հձթթყ հձllօաεεռ!(◣_◢) posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh... toi hate me? -laughs manically- OK....and? hehehe posté il y a plus d’un an

Got my fanatic medal. Can't believe it. posté il y a plus d’un an

If toi dress up then don't be shy. posté il y a plus d’un an

Halloween!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I want to just sleep and never wake up posté il y a plus d’un an

So why do toi build me up, build me up posté il y a plus d’un an

Do what toi want cause a pirate is free
toi are a pirate. posté il y a plus d’un an

so uh
i know it's kinda annoying to annoncer clubs but
if there are any fans of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if toi joined link uwu

toi don't have to ou anything if toi don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! posté il y a plus d’un an

really in life i look for appropriate situations to say things like
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is posté il y a plus d’un an

I want to eat plus warheads but they're making my mouth hurt really badly. I'm conflicted! posté il y a plus d’un an

In spanish we had to color a skeleton and then write a "fun" paragraph about it. This is what I wrote translated to english: Hi! My name is Chicken. I'm 122 years old. I live on Death Street. To help around the house, I take out the trash, mow the lawn and wash the dishes. I can sing and swim well. I want Chinese nourriture because I really like it, and because I'm hungry. posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know toi make me wanna (shout!) posté il y a plus d’un an

"u smell bad" respect the onions posté il y a plus d’un an

i hate when people try to get into my business...like Jésus i dont have a sign telling people to try to fix my problems XC posté il y a plus d’un an

WE LIVE FOR THIS l’amour posté il y a plus d’un an

Dont toi know my cul, ass is famous!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Pickles are dil-icious! :3 I wanted to put a pun myself posté il y a plus d’un an

chant is a grate way to express your self! posté il y a plus d’un an

wut dope shite has been goin' down? posté il y a plus d’un an

I l’amour warheads. They're so freakin sour! posté il y a plus d’un an

I shouldn't have watched that trailer for the seconde season of TWDG. I'm so stupid! ;-;
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! posté il y a plus d’un an

what toi give is what toi get posté il y a plus d’un an

toi only get what toi give. posté il y a plus d’un an

One of my best Friends was the mascot (ram) at our school's pep rally which isn't very peppy. Just loud and boring actually. Well, he was running through the gym giving people high fives then he tripped and his head bent flying. Then at the end of the pep rally pretty much the whole school hugged him five at a time. posté il y a plus d’un an

Dora the explorer. posté il y a plus d’un an

I went in to guidance and asked the guidance counselor to switch my schedule around so that I could be with all my Friends in gym class. I cried and everything to make him feel bad. He a dit he would email the principal and ask him. It wasn't weird since I've known my guidance councilor sice I was little (my mom used I work at my school) posté il y a plus d’un an

Unbelievably bored!!!!Ask me a aléatoire question here...link posté il y a plus d’un an

16 puns of pages. posté il y a plus d’un an

Last one:
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of ours claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to ours arms. posté il y a plus d’un an

Smile! posté il y a plus d’un an

a man, lawyer, redneck, nun, blonde, dog, and priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?" posté il y a plus d’un an

I threw a boomerang but it never came back. I wondered why, then it hit me. posté il y a plus d’un an

The Mona LIsa was brought to court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she was framed posté il y a plus d’un an

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” posté il y a plus d’un an

and now for a classic
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can posté il y a plus d’un an

Did toi hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? posté il y a plus d’un an

Good to share our puns to the fellow users. posté il y a plus d’un an

wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms! posté il y a plus d’un an

A truck full of fruit crashed into another vehicle in a highway, it created such a traffic confiture posté il y a plus d’un an

Corduroy pillows are making headlines. posté il y a plus d’un an

two poisson were in a tank. one a dit to the other "do toi know how to drive this thing?" posté il y a plus d’un an

Don't trust Snoop Dogg, he's always snooping around. posté il y a plus d’un an

Friction: it's such a drag. posté il y a plus d’un an

Ben Stiller is a thief posté il y a plus d’un an

THERE ARE OVER 14 PAGES OF PUNS Jésus posté il y a plus d’un an

Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer. posté il y a plus d’un an

working at the pants factory really wore me out posté il y a plus d’un an

The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. posté il y a plus d’un an

One last pun posté il y a plus d’un an

Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard posté il y a plus d’un an

my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no posté il y a plus d’un an

such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky posté il y a plus d’un an

man those wind tunnels really blew me away posté il y a plus d’un an

never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend toi socket instead posté il y a plus d’un an

Feudalism: its your Count that votes posté il y a plus d’un an

Demi Lovato must like Skype seeing her hit song Like a Skypescraper posté il y a plus d’un an

In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his manteau and pants. posté il y a plus d’un an

A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of céleri up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right posté il y a plus d’un an

Peacocks are meticulous because they montrer attention to de tail. posté il y a plus d’un an

Kill a circus act. Go for the juggler. posté il y a plus d’un an

When a vautour flies, he takes carrion luggage. posté il y a plus d’un an

it just dawned on me that i a.m. a morning person posté il y a plus d’un an

Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour. posté il y a plus d’un an

my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people a dit it was too long winded posté il y a plus d’un an

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" posté il y a plus d’un an

A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. posté il y a plus d’un an

There were three chevaux on a ship including a sick bay. posté il y a plus d’un an

when she told me i was average, she was just being mean posté il y a plus d’un an

God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal mur of puns posté il y a plus d’un an

Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. posté il y a plus d’un an

a math teacher got a pet perroquet and taught it to talk. one jour the perroquet escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" posté il y a plus d’un an

The canard a dit to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' posté il y a plus d’un an

what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have collier id posté il y a plus d’un an

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. posté il y a plus d’un an

Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. posté il y a plus d’un an

An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. posté il y a plus d’un an

A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. posté il y a plus d’un an