Where do toi find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers. A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
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One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. toi could say he has teleAPATHY
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A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime.
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An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide ceinture near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new an received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a sûr, sans danger house.
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HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to aléatoire person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more ou less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes aléatoire person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!!
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Oh, hun! It's gona be okay. I have those moments myself. What helps me is if i just sit in my room and really think about what's been ticking me off lately and then I figure out why I'm so sad. It works every time for me. if toi wana talk about it, just send me a messageil y a plus d’un an
I googled these lyrics thinking a song would come up that I've never heard before that would be really slow and deep and then I chercher it and remember it's from fucking YMCA. Oh my god. XDil y a plus d’un an
And I was thinking toi a dit toi won't be celebrating Halloween because you'll celebrate your sister's birthday ._. I should be a good reader .-.il y a plus d’un an
*Wonders why toi got a like* Hey,he/she was just a lonely person who wanted someone to add him. I found it adorable. ^^ So,don't question me please.il y a plus d’un an
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@Laxus Dreyar : toi asked "why spiders can't be beautiful BUTTERFILES" and so I answered toi are expecting something wrong ou toi forgot your question toi didn't asked why spiders can't be beautiful? :Pil y a plus d’un an
well, lets just say people kept caling a gypsy, a hippie, (which i have nothing against, it just annoyed me,) and i think my teacher's a lesbian. xDil y a plus d’un an