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gabbalee a dit …
I got iron man 3 for my birthday from my grandparents posté il y a plus d’un an
LiveLoveMusic commenté…
toi found out? il y a plus d’un an
LiveLoveMusic commenté…
I heard your mom say it to mine. That's how I found out. il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
I pretty much pouted enough that my mom gave up and let me open it. il y a plus d’un an
Dreamtime a dit …
people everywhere
a sense of expectation hangin' in the air posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
What does Doge say? posté il y a plus d’un an
egyptprincess7 a dit …
Whatever toi do,don't get out of lit on November the 2nd. No matter what toi hear ou see. posté il y a plus d’un an
Max277 commenté…
But I just woke up. It's 1:42pm were I live. Why do I have to stay in bed. il y a plus d’un an
egyptprincess7 commenté…
You'll die if toi get out of bed. il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
dont go into the light max! xD il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
5th o9f November never forget. posté il y a plus d’un an
rileyferguson commenté…
Yep. Never forget the 5th of November! il y a plus d’un an
MarineHolocaust commenté…
what il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan commenté…
*of il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
Why il y a plus d’un an
MarineHolocaust a dit …
suit untailored ringtone taylor rapide, swift cant tweet up on my twitter cuz i havent done shit posté il y a plus d’un an
laugh
Bluekait a dit …
What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover. *badum tss* posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Let's throw out the what a waste of l’espace poop on my face.
Holy shit litteraly 100% free!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an
big smile
Soul_Dragneel a dit …
Jellyfish pride, motherfucker! :D posté il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee a dit …
I discovered that it's really hard to find someone's phone number in the phone book if they have an extremely populaire last name. posté il y a plus d’un an
LaDispute commenté…
wow so insightful i never would have guessed il y a plus d’un an
aclarke149oio commenté…
Was that my number..... il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
Yes, yes it was il y a plus d’un an
mischievous
SkyDekeres700 a dit …
Let's fight IM ready!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an
Sinna_Hime_chan commenté…
*smacks back 'o yo head* (not TOO hard) and bites!! XD il y a plus d’un an
laugh
Bluekait a dit …
What do toi get if toi traverser, croix a kangourou and Bigfoot? Big holes in the ground *badum tss* posté il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
Yeah great. il y a plus d’un an
Bluekait commenté…
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways. il y a plus d’un an
cool
liakarad1 a dit …
Halloween is over...and Bring on the christmas ads XD WATERBUG posté il y a plus d’un an
Bluekait commenté…
I thought it was Thanksgiving but okay il y a plus d’un an
JustLama commenté…
I'm so excited! il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an a dit …
Y u no have fun like before? posté il y a plus d’un an
ravissa commenté…
lol, I woudn't know, xD il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee a dit …
Is it just me ou does the aléatoire club seem slow lately? posté il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
VERY fudging slow..... il y a plus d’un an
potatofritter a dit …
Hello im an octopus... posté il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
Great I'm escargot il y a plus d’un an
nmdis commenté…
Then why your user icone is of dog? il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
xD il y a plus d’un an
Lt_Kowalski a dit …
Happy Halloween everybody! Have a sûr, sans danger one! :D posté il y a plus d’un an
Rainshadow999 commenté…
Hi Kowalski... You're not still angry with me are you? il y a plus d’un an
Lt_Kowalski commenté…
Well, you've apologized and what was a dit doesn't effect me anymore. But toi anf all the others know what you've done. I won't seek anything, I'll just let life eat at toi all. il y a plus d’un an
StarFox13 a dit …
Happy Halloween everybody!!!!! ^-^ posté il y a plus d’un an
mischievous
tommyyellow13 a dit …
mur is to run in to head first! posté il y a plus d’un an
True-Finn-Fan commenté…
seems like it XD il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee a dit …
It's always disappointing when toi check your email and there are no new messages. posté il y a plus d’un an
potatofritter commenté…
True il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
.-. il y a plus d’un an
alexanderface a dit …
BEST CLUB EVER posté il y a plus d’un an
rileyferguson commenté…
YESH il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
toi haven't been here before. toi missed real fun. il y a plus d’un an
SeeUV3 a dit …
My English teacher told me I was the best student in her class and my average in English is around 80-90 and is till feel stupid I mean English is soo easy if I ever want to be impressive I should be good in math ou art ou geography ou science but no im a fucking retard that just got slight luck in English fucking kill me posté il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
I always get the best test scores out of my entire science class. il y a plus d’un an
SeeUV3 commenté…
im a retard il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
no toi arent! ive never met you, but toi seem like a very intelligent person :) il y a plus d’un an
cool
rileyferguson a dit …
Happy Halloween Random!
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(◣_◢)հձթթყ հձllօաεεռ!(◣_◢) posté il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
Happy Halloween! ou as we call it in orchestra: Celloween il y a plus d’un an
rileyferguson commenté…
Yup. Well a dit il y a plus d’un an
liakarad1 a dit …
Oh... toi hate me? -laughs manically- OK....and? hehehe posté il y a plus d’un an
nmdis commenté…
MDR I don't hate you. toi look quite cool to me :D il y a plus d’un an
cake
nmdis a dit …
Got my fanatic medal. Can't believe it. posté il y a plus d’un an
101musastella commenté…
Congrats il y a plus d’un an
Piyal commenté…
Congratzz il y a plus d’un an
WinxClub_Stella commenté…
WELL DONE :D il y a plus d’un an
mischievous
tommyyellow13 a dit …
If toi dress up then don't be shy. posté il y a plus d’un an
big smile
DanDan211985 a dit …
Halloween!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! il y a plus d’un an
SeeUV3 a dit …
I want to just sleep and never wake up posté il y a plus d’un an
SeeUV3 commenté…
Jésus FUCKING CHRIST KILL ME il y a plus d’un an
Amanda-Fan commenté…
Hi want to talk? il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
So why do toi build me up, build me up posté il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
Buttercup baby just to let me down, let me down il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Do what toi want cause a pirate is free
toi are a pirate. posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight commenté…
yar har yabe dee dee being a pirate is all I can be il y a plus d’un an
frickityfrackle a dit …
so uh
i know it's kinda annoying to annoncer clubs but
if there are any fans of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if toi joined link uwu

toi don't have to ou anything if toi don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! posté il y a plus d’un an
frickityfrackle commenté…
oh yeah another thing p L e a s e dont laugh at me,,, il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
really in life i look for appropriate situations to say things like
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is posté il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee a dit …
I want to eat plus warheads but they're making my mouth hurt really badly. I'm conflicted! posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
carpe diem eat another one of those buckaroos il y a plus d’un an
LiveLoveMusic a dit …
In spanish we had to color a skeleton and then write a "fun" paragraph about it. This is what I wrote translated to english: Hi! My name is Chicken. I'm 122 years old. I live on Death Street. To help around the house, I take out the trash, mow the lawn and wash the dishes. I can sing and swim well. I want Chinese nourriture because I really like it, and because I'm hungry. posté il y a plus d’un an
LiveLoveMusic commenté…
Oh yeah, derp, we did it because it's almost El Dia De Los Muertos il y a plus d’un an
Dreamtime a dit …
toi know toi make me wanna (shout!) posté il y a plus d’un an
MarineHolocaust a dit …
"u smell bad" respect the onions posté il y a plus d’un an
angry
liakarad1 a dit …
i hate when people try to get into my business...like Jésus i dont have a sign telling people to try to fix my problems XC posté il y a plus d’un an
Laxus_Dreyar a dit …
WE LIVE FOR THIS l’amour posté il y a plus d’un an
rileyferguson commenté…
AND I LIVE FOR THE COOKIES! XD il y a plus d’un an
Laxus_Dreyar commenté…
TITAAAAAANNNNSSSS TITANSTITANSTITANSTITANSTITANSTITANSTIIIIIIITAAAAAAANNNNNNSSSS il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
ow! -clutches stab wound- aw screw it! im outta here. i can just buy some freakin biscuits, cookies at walmart... xD il y a plus d’un an
cool
mr-cullen a dit …
Dont toi know my cul, ass is famous!! posté il y a plus d’un an
101musastella commenté…
I know XD il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME a dit …
Pickles are dil-icious! :3 I wanted to put a pun myself posté il y a plus d’un an
nmdis commenté…
I don't like pickles >_< il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
Dil means cœur, coeur in Hindi. il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
And cœur, coeur means love. Therefore, pickles are love. il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
i agree il y a plus d’un an
mischievous
tommyyellow13 a dit …
chant is a grate way to express your self! posté il y a plus d’un an
Max277 commenté…
*great XD il y a plus d’un an
nmdis commenté…
I agree I sing whenever I am sad, happy ou neutral xD il y a plus d’un an
XxKeithHarkinxX a dit …
wut dope shite has been goin' down? posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
all the dope shite has occurred in this present timeline yo il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee a dit …
I l’amour warheads. They're so freakin sour! posté il y a plus d’un an
legend_of_roxas commenté…
Warheads are yummy ^.^ il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
warheads are fucking amazing il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee commenté…
I made my dad go to store to buy me some. He came back with like 100. il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
i made my mom take me to walmart just to get me some laffy taffys ^-^ il y a plus d’un an
egyptprincess7 a dit …
I shouldn't have watched that trailer for the seconde season of TWDG. I'm so stupid! ;-;
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! posté il y a plus d’un an
Dreamtime a dit …
what toi give is what toi get posté il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
an eye for an eye i guess, il y a plus d’un an
Dreamtime commenté…
link il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
toi only get what toi give. posté il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee a dit …
One of my best Friends was the mascot (ram) at our school's pep rally which isn't very peppy. Just loud and boring actually. Well, he was running through the gym giving people high fives then he tripped and his head bent flying. Then at the end of the pep rally pretty much the whole school hugged him five at a time. posté il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an a dit …
Dora the explorer. posté il y a plus d’un an
gabbalee a dit …
I went in to guidance and asked the guidance counselor to switch my schedule around so that I could be with all my Friends in gym class. I cried and everything to make him feel bad. He a dit he would email the principal and ask him. It wasn't weird since I've known my guidance councilor sice I was little (my mom used I work at my school) posté il y a plus d’un an
zikkiforever a dit …
Unbelievably bored!!!!Ask me a aléatoire question here...link posté il y a plus d’un an
Dreamtime commenté…
sure il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
Do I have to make an account? il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
salut I didn't got my answer >:( il y a plus d’un an
Dreamtime commenté…
^ no~ il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
16 puns of pages. posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight commenté…
Great success il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
incredible il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan commenté…
Illuminati alert il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
Last one:
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of ours claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to ours arms. posté il y a plus d’un an
tommyyellow13 a dit …
Smile! posté il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
-_- i no smile. il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
a man, lawyer, redneck, nun, blonde, dog, and priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?" posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
thats it i'm done throwin in the towel il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
I threw a boomerang but it never came back. I wondered why, then it hit me. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
The Mona LIsa was brought to court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she was framed posté il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
-looks at obama- see? because of you, our new generation is making bad puns! -looks at camera- thanks obama! (jenna marbles anyone? xD) il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
^i'm not even the new generation i'm the here and motherfuckin now generation il y a plus d’un an
MERCEYISAWESOME commenté…
fair point il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
and now for a classic
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can posté il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
I never thought about it seriously but I did now. il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Did toi hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Good to share our puns to the fellow users. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms! posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
A truck full of fruit crashed into another vehicle in a highway, it created such a traffic confiture posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Corduroy pillows are making headlines. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
two poisson were in a tank. one a dit to the other "do toi know how to drive this thing?" posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
Don't trust Snoop Dogg, he's always snooping around. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
Friction: it's such a drag. posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
Ben Stiller is a thief posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
THERE ARE OVER 14 PAGES OF PUNS Jésus posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
i'll prob post a few plus then i'm def done seriously il y a plus d’un an
metrolight commenté…
There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it, but let's keep going and see what happens. il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan commenté…
Wow . il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
^the line was passed pages il y a il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer. posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
working at the pants factory really wore me out posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
One last pun posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
so creppy il y a plus d’un an
metrolight commenté…
2punny4u il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
man those wind tunnels really blew me away posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend toi socket instead posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
Feudalism: its your Count that votes posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
Demi Lovato must like Skype seeing her hit song Like a Skypescraper posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his manteau and pants. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of céleri up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Peacocks are meticulous because they montrer attention to de tail. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
Kill a circus act. Go for the juggler. posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
When a vautour flies, he takes carrion luggage. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
it just dawned on me that i a.m. a morning person posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people a dit it was too long winded posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
There were three chevaux on a ship including a sick bay. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
when she told me i was average, she was just being mean posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight commenté…
we need to apprehend her imMEDIANtly il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal mur of puns posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking commenté…
our hearts go out to the familes of those who tried to skim the mass amount of posts and did not survive out of frustration il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
a math teacher got a pet perroquet and taught it to talk. one jour the perroquet escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
The canard a dit to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking a dit …
what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have collier id posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. posté il y a plus d’un an
Eazy-Efan a dit …
An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. posté il y a plus d’un an
metrolight a dit …
A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. posté il y a plus d’un an