I'm not really good at this sort of thing so....Hey. posté il y a plus d’un an

I was in Geometry this afternoon, and in the middle of the lesson, one of the boys in the back of the classroom jumps up and yells "Oh my god I have crabs guys!"
My teacher was so done with our class that he just put his head down on the bureau and cried.

The funny thing about this is that I'm dead serious. posté il y a plus d’un an

Rocky Picture has Lost his gun
Leave him out now, he's having fun posté il y a plus d’un an

A smile is a sign of joy, A hug is a sign of love, A laugh is a sign of happiness, and a friend like me? Well that's a sign of good taste :) posté il y a plus d’un an

Annnnnnnd addicted to Draw Something....
Great. posté il y a plus d’un an

Was looking for a manga to download when I came upon a manga about Hitler.

No I am not shitting you: link posté il y a plus d’un an

hi posté il y a plus d’un an

A good friend will bail toi out of jail, a best friend will be in the cell suivant to toi saying "that was fucking awesome" posté il y a plus d’un an

Dear 11 an olds on Facebook with "it's complicated" What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? posté il y a plus d’un an

Screw Sternberg I wanna go sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Are toi a Belle, Beast, ou Gaston? posté il y a plus d’un an

My souris froze in the middle of the screen when i was about to chercher something on Google so i typed in "help, my souris froze in the middle of the screen" and then hit enter. Then I thought "how the hell am i gonna click on the link?" BLOND MOMENT! (no offense to any blonds) posté il y a plus d’un an

Put ♥ this ♥ on ♥ anyone's ♥ mur ♥ who ♥made ♥ toi ♥ smile ♥ somewhere ♥ sometime ♥ in ♥ your ♥ life. ♥ ♥It ♥ may ♥ surprise ♥ toi ♥but ♥ check ♥ out ♥ how ♥ many ♥ come ♥ back. ♥ Thanks ♥ a ♥ lot ♥ for ♥ making ♥ me♥ smile! ♥ Put ♥ this ♥ back ♥ on ♥ my ♥ mur ♥ if ♥ I ♥ ever ♥ made ♥ toi ♥ smile ♥ posté il y a plus d’un an

be a fan of me ou be destroyed!! xD posté il y a plus d’un an

The stupidity is strong with this one. posté il y a plus d’un an

News Anchor: Coming up next, why wont this guy share his ice cream cone with his girlfriend?!?!

Me: Is this an actual fucking news story? e_e posté il y a plus d’un an

The stupidity is strong in this one. posté il y a plus d’un an

i'm SO severly stressed right now...least i have my Friends though... posté il y a plus d’un an

Damn it someone_save_me now I can't help but think of Derpy everytime I watch Harry Potter and Luna is onscreen. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hey, is anybody here a fan of Dex Hamilton: Alien Entomolotist? It's a t.v. show. (there's no fan club for it) Oh, well. Probably no one. I'll still post that arcticle I wrote about it. posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: "Why are there no snacks?"

Mother: "You ate 3 whole boxes of Pop-Tarts...."

Me: "Next time get 4." posté il y a plus d’un an

I know that Mary get these all the time ,but this one is for real.My sister and myself have been fans from the beginning of her career and she has a burning desire to meet her.Well she now has cancer,had 3 tumors removed from her brain and future operations to come.It would be life altering if she could meet her idol...........Mary J Bilge.....could someone pass this along....It could mean a few plus days...charlessmith49@yahoo.com posté il y a plus d’un an

this chienne deserves to rot in hell forever!
K, a guy at school today told me & our class that this cock-sucking asshole name randy fucking buzzel stuffs a poor cat into a paper bag then beats it to death!!!!! suivant he put it in a cop car...
the guy *his name's matt* a dit that if he was there, he would kill that dick. making sure nothing's left of him.
to beat an animal to death...WHO WOULD DO THAT???!!!
we were all pissed & disgusted. randy was & always will be a sick, FUCKED UP freak! posté il y a plus d’un an

To take the best decisions. Observe and understand everything before action. posté il y a plus d’un an

MDR my icone posté il y a plus d’un an

this chienne deserves to rot in hell forever!
K, a guy at school today told me & our class that this cock-sucking asshole name randy fucking buzzel stuffs a poor cat into a paper bag then beats it to death!!!!! suivant he put it in a cop car...
the guy *his name's matt* a dit that if he was there, he would kill that dick. making sure nothing's left of him.
to beat an animal to death...WHO WOULD DO THAT???!!!
we were all pissed & disgusted. randy was & always will be a sick, FUCKED UP freak! posté il y a plus d’un an

To take the best decisions. Observe and understand everything before action. posté il y a plus d’un an

MDR my icone posté il y a plus d’un an

What is a super fan , i haven't been on fanpop for ages and i noticed there is a super fan and I have never seen it before posté il y a plus d’un an

Brother: *Sees tv on.* "Oh toi were watching tv, huh?"

Me: "No, I watched a scary movie and needed a night light."

Brother: "...."

Me: "....What?" posté il y a plus d’un an

be my fan posté il y a plus d’un an

Hey, You should care about this if toi support Idle no more, are Canadian, l’amour the environment/animals ou are First Nation/Native American. Those surveys that are going around in Canada about the pipelines are rigged! #1 to Agree, #2 Do not agree, and #3 Undecided....I pushed #2 and the voice a dit toi took too long to respond and the same message came back and I repeated the same thing...again it stated, toi took too long to respond, this happened two plus times and they hung up on me. posté il y a plus d’un an

salut im new :) posté il y a plus d’un an

*does 15 minutes of homework*
*rewards self with 8 hours of aimless useless internet surfing* posté il y a plus d’un an

I am deeply alarmed as I have just been informed that I may (probably) be lactose intolerant. This is so deeply alarming because I live on a steady diet of macaroni and cheese, pizza, and sandwiches also featuring cheese. I'm startled. posté il y a plus d’un an

The first jour of spring break and its snowing. o_o posté il y a plus d’un an

breyer a paint to going im posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate when I answer a question and as soon I give a good paragraph long answer (sometimes I'll put a good picture) it is deleted/reported. posté il y a plus d’un an

Getting perfect attendance it worth it if I get something free like the Nook I just got today. o v o *Wonders how to toi turn it on and stuff* posté il y a plus d’un an

Plue. I don't even know my reasons for joining this club, plue. Plue. posté il y a plus d’un an

Anyone known how to make great beef tacos?? I've been craving some the entire week! posté il y a plus d’un an

wow misha collins wow posté il y a plus d’un an

Life. Doing screwed up shit to make screwed up shit happen. posté il y a plus d’un an

Can someone help me hatch my shinx egg on pokefarm -

This is the link - [img]link

If that doesn't work please try - link]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/PDuNxFu~0DZ~][img]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/IDuNxFu~0DZ~6DuO2GZDc[/img][/url][/url]

Thanks in advance! posté il y a plus d’un an

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) posté il y a plus d’un an

My computer thinks I need to sign up for a Christian dating website. I don't even religion. Make it stop. posté il y a plus d’un an

╔══════════════ ೋღ ♥ ღೋ ══════════════╗
♥ If toi have amazing COOL Friends put this on their mur :-D♥
╚══════════════ ೋღ ♥ ღೋ ══════════════╝ posté il y a plus d’un an

Watched Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows Parts 1 & 2, cried my eyes out. posté il y a plus d’un an

Oi my friend, now toi won't have to look me up. posté il y a plus d’un an

Paint your smile on your lips posté il y a plus d’un an

On the same day, I get my 400 fan and the Glee spot gets 40 000 fans! WOO posté il y a plus d’un an

Don't start! Un-believing! Hold on to that feeling, yeaahh (of confusion .__.) posté il y a plus d’un an

read rhymes with lead, but read doesn't rhyme with lead. BUT read rhymes with lead. posté il y a plus d’un an

STUF normal! Randomness ROCKS!!! PONIES POOP BUTTERFLIES!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

"You don't need to make 100 friends, just make real Friends that toi care about 100 times as much. Even if toi only have one, so long as they're a friend toi really care about" posté il y a plus d’un an

Gaymanstyel posté il y a plus d’un an

Swag posté il y a plus d’un an

The banner need to be changed look at it it brung bad luck no woner this club fails posté il y a plus d’un an

Write som on wal posté il y a plus d’un an

Anyone else here speak a weird language? I mean, language that only toi yourself knows and other people don't know what it means. I do! My post below.. posté il y a plus d’un an

Xjdjaojcdq qhdoxua uxhskal cyajcllxaifoc isucjsm guvjsodm! posté il y a plus d’un an

omg i thought it was satrday posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm Not Smart But I'm Know What Are toi Guys Doing Everyday

BREATH posté il y a plus d’un an

hi posté il y a plus d’un an

So I've been listening to Aqua a lot recently, (because why the hell not) I listened to all their songs when I was a kid, BUT NOW I LISTEN TO THEM AND REALIZE HOW FREAKIN' DIRTY AND DISTURBING THE SONGS ACTUALLY ARE. posté il y a plus d’un an

I was supposed to go to school today and then have spring break.. but, I got up too late for the bus, then it started snowing.. so my mom refused to drive so I got to stay home... with the pop corn, maïs soufflé my mom bought yesterday.. with my animé episodes at the ready. YES. BEST jour EVER. I l’amour toi THURSDAY. (It's weird because I usually have bad luck on Thursdays somehow.) >.> -Rant end.- posté il y a plus d’un an

At 25 December That's Going To Be A Great Day!

Because The School Is Closed posté il y a plus d’un an

My mothers logic.

Accidents happen...

....but only a maximum of three times before it transforms into a diabolical plot to piss her off. posté il y a plus d’un an

"I sting like a papillon and coup de poing like a flea."- Si Robertson. posté il y a plus d’un an

it's spring time but i'm still drinking hot chocolate. mmmmmmm hot chocolat <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

I seriously don't understand why people hate on Nickelback. It's an extremely talented and meaningful band, so why would anyone hate on it like it's a useless band chant about drugs, abuse and whores like today's musique on radio? musique like tNickleback needs to come back instead of what's playing currently. :) Green Day, Nickelback, everybody on that boat, if toi know what I mean posté il y a plus d’un an

It's the first jour of Spring...and it's SNOWING?! ;A; posté il y a plus d’un an

i put up a picture of one of my pictures not even asking for "someones" opinion, and i get bashed for it...

just another jour in the aléatoire club.

OOPS! I mean

Just another jour of being Sybil's victim

Who will it be next? posté il y a plus d’un an

I Lost 7 pounds in 7 days and I feel *sings* FABULOUS posté il y a plus d’un an

I answer a question and give them positive criticism, and I get bashed for saying it's good.

Just another jour on the aléatoire club. posté il y a plus d’un an

we had P.E yesterday and we did long jump. my legs hurt so much that i cant walk up the stairs! also i have 5 really long hw for tomorrow. I'M DOOMED posté il y a plus d’un an

I just started playing Bioshock.
My vues on it?

Best. game. EVER.

I need to go buy it since I'm just borrowing it from a friend.
BUT OMG THAT GAME IS SO AWESOME.
I highly recommend Bioshock if toi haven't played it. :'D posté il y a plus d’un an

((I'm gonna have to start posting again because it's been too long.))

Heehee, I'll be back in a little while guys!
One of my Friends lended me Bioshock 1 & 2, so I'm gonna be playing it for a while.

I'm so excited! I finally get to play Bioshock! 8'D posté il y a plus d’un an

im a pessimistic person i see the glass half empty even if its full posté il y a plus d’un an

hehe, thats what she said....... posté il y a plus d’un an

tell me if this club is boring ?? posté il y a plus d’un an

wtf face book Block me for a jour on a loki page its fuckig call rloo play posté il y a plus d’un an

I can't liiiiiive in a fairytale of liiiiies! posté il y a plus d’un an

Can someone tell me how aléatoire works posté il y a plus d’un an

I wish my school would shrink. A lot. It takes me quite a bit to reach my classes. I'm never late though,now try getting to your class that is in the other side of the school while toi are limping. Somebody take my freaking knee out! I can't believe I tripped over my own feet and fell on the concrete sidewalk. Gosh Egypt,you are so smart for doing that and for wearing those long pants that have never made toi fall before but toi tripped on your own feet. Really? I feel idiotic. posté il y a plus d’un an

I´M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOOOH posté il y a plus d’un an

So far this week sucks. I have the flu and spent all last weekend, yesterday, and today in lit freezing, then getting warm, throwing off my blankets, sleeping for about one ou two hours, then waking up freezing, and then hudling under my blankets again. I have a fever, headache, and get dizzy when i stand up. The only thing i've drank is ginger ale and water. The only thing i've had to eat are saltine, salés crackers. The point is i am sick and i hate it. posté il y a plus d’un an

i wonder if ur house cat can tell ur really sad/heartbroken... posté il y a plus d’un an

salut Don't Take Some Motherfool! posté il y a plus d’un an

I want to name my suivant animal Fajita. Mostly because it makes me hungry. posté il y a plus d’un an

How many people here accounts' got hacked?! posté il y a plus d’un an

The Community intro song is STUCK IN MY HEAD. posté il y a plus d’un an

augusta: "ur a bigger fool than i ever imagined!"
zack: "what???" *herp derp face*
augusta: "ur a bigger fool than i ever imagined!" posté il y a plus d’un an

Is there anyone here who would like to have a s relationship with chocolat besides me? posté il y a plus d’un an

salut beautiful people! can toi guys please follow me on Instagram? Will rtf (: smilesunshine626 posté il y a plus d’un an

Am I the only girl around here...

Who doesn`t act like a complete b*tch on her period? posté il y a plus d’un an

Walking,walking.. "go away" says someone in front.. "what?" I ask.. He says "you really need to stop stalking me.." .......... "Wtf, this is f****ing school,we are in a f***ing line! So i am not f***ing stalking you!"

But he was stalking the girl in front of him.... .3. posté il y a plus d’un an

In League of Legends I went 17/0/12 in pvp. Legendary the WHOLE game. My record for most kills and assists with a perfect "no death" game. ^^ As toi can imagine I am supremely proud of myself and I did with one of my favori champs Akali. posté il y a plus d’un an

*Goes on the Action and Adventure section of Netflix.*

*Sees Dora The Explorer*

"I'm out." posté il y a plus d’un an

painis weakness leaving the body posté il y a plus d’un an