Me: *Crying*
Mom: What's wrong?
Me: Italy just died! *Sobbing now*
Mom: ......Should I be worried?
Me: *Continues crying*
Mom: Well dinner's ready.
Me: What'd toi make?
Mom: Pasta.
Me: NOOO I HATE YOU.

(This didn't happen but I though it was funny.) posté il y a plus d’un an

C'mon everybody! Sing a verse! I will sing China's.

Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Marukaite chikyuu
Chuugoku aru yo

posté il y a plus d’un an

"This world will never be, what I expected.
And if I don't belong who would've guessed it?
I will not leave alone everything that I own
to make toi feel like it's not too late.
It's never too late.

Even if I say "It'll be all right,"
still I hear toi say toi want to end your life...
Now and again we try to just stay alive.
Maybe we'll turn it all around,
'cause it's not too late.
It's never too late. " posté il y a plus d’un an

HetaOni...I'm just sitting here in a corner with my laptop, bawling my eyes out, while my friend stands there laughing and making fun of me. Heartless bitch. posté il y a plus d’un an

Was I the only one that wasn't affected par the glitch everyone was talking about?
._. posté il y a plus d’un an

*Watching Hetalia World Series*

THEY CHANGED THE THEME SONG. ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

I was suffering from fanpop withdrawl the entire morning...geez. Glad it's letting me log on now. posté il y a plus d’un an

So I Got Some Haters On this paqe so shouout to da haterz : "If toi dont like my mur posts on this paqe, stop commentin on it.! Cuz like seriously i dont need haters & fakes. And so what if i wanna put up my "If she..." jokes its for every1 so like qet a life." #Dueces**
commentaire ma niqqaz<3:)* posté il y a plus d’un an

YES! I can finally log in posté il y a plus d’un an

And suddenly my account's available again?
...
Okay then. posté il y a plus d’un an

I will never look at chats the same way posté il y a plus d’un an

America: CHINA, I CHOOSE YOU!
...
China is a Pokemon. ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

If toi view life as a game,then exams are probably a "BOSS" that toi have to defeat posté il y a plus d’un an

*watching TV in the room, suddenly TV makes weird noises*
Brother: ALIEEEEEEENS!!!!!!!!
*runs out of the room, then TV montrer goes to commercial and works normally*

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SORCERY. ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

salut every body rejoindre animé girls and boys club please!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Eating seeds is a past time activity. posté il y a plus d’un an

Reasons why this week is going to SUCK BIG HAIRY MONKEY BALLS:
•Going back to school after a vacation
•I got my phone back after being locked out of it and it was working fine. Then I Lost the damn thing tonight. Someone found it, but I won't be able to get it until suivant Sunday. Exactly a week.
•Guess what time of the mois it is? That's right. It's THAT time of the month.

FML...
posté il y a plus d’un an

HetaOni.

MINDFUCK. ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi im new to fanpop *is shy* posté il y a plus d’un an

link

funniest video posté il y a plus d’un an

i like cheese posté il y a plus d’un an

:D
*Plays The Grudge game*

....Never again...
:D

TT_TT posté il y a plus d’un an

Justin Bieber gets ran over par a car and the driver shouts...
"One Less Lonely Girl!" posté il y a plus d’un an

LxLight YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO yaoi posté il y a plus d’un an

Alien: (Disappears)
Russia: Wow, it's like Canada now.
Canada: toi could just say it disappeared!

xD posté il y a plus d’un an

*coughMYTHROATHURTSSOBADLYFROMCOUGHINGcough* posté il y a plus d’un an

I wonder what it would be like if everyone spoke like they were the person in their icon....

Lets try!

OMG KAWAII DESUUUUUUU posté il y a plus d’un an

....and it doesn't suck like English food~ posté il y a plus d’un an

I <3 l’amour zayn Malik 24/7 posté il y a plus d’un an

I never really cry, not even if I hurt myself badly, but I start sobbing when a favori character dies in a fanfic.

What is wrong with me. posté il y a plus d’un an

AND NOW A STORY:
There once was a magical elf who lived in the woods
He always need 2 Pee
Well 1 jour he didnt need 2 go pee so he freaked out,had a panic attack and died slowly & pianfully after that
THE END
(It's the best children story i have ever heard!) posté il y a plus d’un an

Made nourriture without burning the house down *is proud* ^_^ posté il y a plus d’un an

A question is asked on the aléatoire spot.

Answers:

45% sarcastic, funny answers

5% wannabe sarcastic, funny answers

15% Trolls

35% actual answers

2.5% Spongebob quotes

2% Noobs

.5% Symmetry
posté il y a plus d’un an

fanpop is getting boring. :/ I might leave. posté il y a plus d’un an

HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sucks

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D posté il y a plus d’un an

"Carry On Wayward Son" par Kansas, anyone? posté il y a plus d’un an

RIDIN' ON CARS!!

*pulls of impossible guitare solo* posté il y a plus d’un an

You're just jelly.

And par jelly, I mean gelatinous. posté il y a plus d’un an

Lemons. ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

toast. posté il y a plus d’un an

Control
Con trol
Cun Troll
Cunt Roll

CUNT ROLL?!?! ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

my hands smell like oranges O_O posté il y a plus d’un an

Why can't we be friends? *troll face* posté il y a plus d’un an

So mehere is Nikkole Paulun?

Well I'm a magical cat who drank a potion to make me talk like a human for 20 minutes. I juts take it every 20 minutes but sadly I just ran out of my last meow meow meow meow meow. posté il y a plus d’un an

I want mehere to explain this.
Everyone, go to Google images, and type in:
" Nikkole Paulun 16 and Pregnant"

Now go to mehere's gallery.
Does that not look exactly like Nikkole Paulun and her baby?
Proof she is lying.
Also proof she was annahbrickin and the others.

Bam. posté il y a plus d’un an

Okay. So just NOW, after like 6 months, Meebo starts working? ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

Hurrrr?
o3o posté il y a plus d’un an

I think there is a glitch on my profile.
...I got a medal...

WAT?
ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

l’amour disco long live the 70s posté il y a plus d’un an

was listening to disco Rasputin posté il y a plus d’un an

To all of people on here I'm so sorry for annoying you!
I just want to have freedom like anyone but it seems i'll never get it anyway!I'll leave this spot forever! posté il y a plus d’un an

*Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding* 
Boy: "Mommy?" 
Mom: "What?" 
Boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?" 
Mom: "Because this is the happiest jour of her life." 
Boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?" posté il y a plus d’un an

I think this is turning into the Hetalia-My-Little-Pony-And-Troll Spot. posté il y a plus d’un an

Im so happy.(: It's my birthday soon, and good presents are in store!! posté il y a plus d’un an

All your vital regions are belong to Prussia. posté il y a plus d’un an

I really wish toi rapporter someone just for being extremely annoying. -___- posté il y a plus d’un an

Anybody have any suggestions for a good MMORPG? Other than Elsword, if that's one that toi know? XD posté il y a plus d’un an

i l’amour bananas!!! hahahahahahahaha
evry1 add me plz i l’amour penguins and pandas posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm drawing shiz...

LIKE A BOSS!
Bl posté il y a plus d’un an

I took the ECPE writing,listening and GCVR section an heure ago!!! I really wish I passed!!!!!
posté il y a plus d’un an

i don't care if no-one can understand me. i understand me...sometimes. maybe. i think? do i? posté il y a plus d’un an

Man: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Baby: Gahh-goo.
Wife: BUY ME plus JEWLREY!!!

Gotta l’amour ASDF films c; posté il y a plus d’un an

being aléatoire is fun posté il y a plus d’un an

I just ate 4 vitamin gummy bears instead of the recommended 2. Yeah, I know, I'm bad. posté il y a plus d’un an

If arc en ciel Dash dashes off, What does AppleJack do?

(le trollin') posté il y a plus d’un an

I met someone decent on Omegle, who wasn't a rapist, ou a pervert.
They liked Hetalia, Homestuck, anime, Vocaloid, AND MLP:FIM.
They were a female around my age, as well.
I convinced her to make a fanpop and now we're talking about the Nordic countries.

LOLWAT? WHATMAGICISTHIS? posté il y a plus d’un an

Heartisalone....

Y U WIN SO MUCH? posté il y a plus d’un an

Imagine how awesome it would be if toi could sit at school in a classroom all day, eat sushi and Japanese candy, make origami, and watch TV and movies.

Because that's what we did on Tuesday and Wednesday. x) posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm 83.7% sure Belarus and Jenna Marshall are long-lost sisters. posté il y a plus d’un an

It's black Friday, black Friday, gotta get deals on Friday!

xD yay! posté il y a plus d’un an

So I turned on Nickelodeon, because I was bored and Spongebob was on, and the sound was on, like the background musique and such, but when they moved their animated mouths, no words came out!
Anyone else having the same problem? posté il y a plus d’un an

Yaya my mises à jour are back posté il y a plus d’un an

=D yay for the updates! posté il y a plus d’un an

MY mises à jour ARE BACK~
Yessssssssssss.

*vomits rainbows* posté il y a plus d’un an

Man "Ihackedfanpoop" was the worst excuse of a troll I've seen yet. I'm still laughing at his/her idiocy. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm worried... posté il y a plus d’un an

It won't let me sign in with Facebook, and I've been using that since the beginning so I don't have a password, and so now I have to use my backup account.

Fuck this. -.- posté il y a plus d’un an

Where the fuck are my updates? posté il y a plus d’un an

FANPOP

Y U BEING SCREWY?
>_< posté il y a plus d’un an

Seriously can people stop answering the an old questions?? -___- posté il y a plus d’un an

Yo momma! posté il y a plus d’un an

Well I leave for a week and it seems like a whole new breed of stupid has taken over fanpop.... posté il y a plus d’un an

Make A new folder that rename it "con"and notice what will happen? posté il y a plus d’un an

Everyone who saw the Twishite thing, fuck it. Sorry it's my follower, and whoever it is it really scares me :O posté il y a plus d’un an

holy crap posté il y a plus d’un an

I feel sick posté il y a plus d’un an

The new future.....o.O posté il y a plus d’un an

dang , i told toi like pie and cookies, and nobody gave me any! Dx posté il y a plus d’un an

i wike biscuits, cookies posté il y a plus d’un an

In China, your not allowed to text the word 'Jasmine'

...DAFAQ?! posté il y a plus d’un an

the secret side of me i never let toi see, i keep it caged but i cant control it. so stay away from me the beast is ugly i feel the rage and i just cant hold it.
AAAAAAHH!!! I CANT GET THIS SONG OUT OF M HEAD!!!! (i know every word to it but i didnt feel like typing it) posté il y a plus d’un an

Hello, all of toi people on this site may know me as BookWord123 but I have changed my user... posté il y a plus d’un an

orange CARROTS! posté il y a plus d’un an

7 posté il y a plus d’un an

*Wall post.* posté il y a plus d’un an

its penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time penut beurre gelée time posté il y a plus d’un an

MY SISTER CALLED ME TODAY :DDD
I SO HAPPY posté il y a plus d’un an

im so stupid! i sent the link to the wrong person and it was something that the person i meant to sent it to would like! Ah! i can't face her right now. (the person who i shouldn't have sent the link to.) DX posté il y a plus d’un an

It seems like everyone forgot about the "I've seen enough hentai" meme.... posté il y a plus d’un an

666 posté il y a plus d’un an