Today I sent a text out saying "hey, I Lost my phone would toi call it?" 12 people called me..............

man i need smarter friends. posté il y a plus d’un an

My right ear hurts like hell what the fuck! >:U

...Maybe placing 3 piercings in it wasn't such a good idea... posté il y a plus d’un an

The plus u learn, the plus u know, the plus u know, the plus u forget, the plus u forget, the less u know So...why learn? posté il y a plus d’un an

So I got an early birthday card from my half brother today. I was just about to open it when it a dit "Don't open until *birthday rendez-vous amoureux, date here*".

So now it's just an envelope in my room, laughing at me. ._. posté il y a plus d’un an

six silly sisters selling shiny shoes posté il y a plus d’un an

"I didn't do it!"

"Then why are toi laughing"

"Because who ever did it is a freaking genius!" posté il y a plus d’un an

So an pomme a jour didn't keep the doctor away from Steve Jobs, I think that proves that pears are superior. posté il y a plus d’un an

This new recycled SunChips bag makes too much noise!!!

Die Potato.... posté il y a plus d’un an

thanks for the die hard fan metal guys! posté il y a plus d’un an

Wish me luck everyone there's a hurricane commingle to were I live :c posté il y a plus d’un an

boooooooooooooring posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm sick so now I sound like Miley Cyrus Dx posté il y a plus d’un an

damn my brother is in the middle of the hurricane..im praying he will be alright posté il y a plus d’un an

Damn...my iPod just died. -___- posté il y a plus d’un an

You're harshing my mellow. posté il y a plus d’un an

I have danced so much, that I think I might s*** my pants, but on the plus side I'll be plus energetic and limber, but unfortunately I'll be sore and miserable for days. and when I return to school and everyone asks how I got this great agility and movement, I will say, " I DANCED MY A** OFF.", right before I pass out. Because dancing to the beat to four fast-paced Japanese songs, with your own moves would even wear out a cheerleader. Oh, and also, I got my first Art Comission, YAY! posté il y a plus d’un an

A college teacher reminds her class of their final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for toi not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack ou a personal injury, illness, ou a death in your family, but that's it. No other excuses!"

A guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would toi say if tomorrow I was suffering from utter sexual exhaustion?"

The teacher smiles at the student and says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write with your other hand." posté il y a plus d’un an

Anyone else wish the world would end?
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I luv it when b*tches waste their breathe talking about me xD posté il y a plus d’un an

To all those people who have grammer problems.

Save a life, use commas.

Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma. posté il y a plus d’un an

worked out for an heure && 30 mins today in the school gym. i am in pain but i got to go accueil && work out some more. ugh. skinny people stay skinny. posté il y a plus d’un an

aléatoire !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

i had a horribibble nightmare last night! O.O posté il y a plus d’un an

why has the Vanessa Paradis club only got 80 fans!?!?
<3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Hey, everybody i'm at school is the teacher see's me on here is over with...but hows ya'lls jour doing..?:P posté il y a plus d’un an

My Adobe Flash Plugin is crashing repeatedly, that sucks, on the plus side, the ads don't work anymore, so I won't have to endure the sight of screen-raping for the rest of the day. posté il y a plus d’un an

Though I don't understand it, I've just received my die-hard medal for this club! aléatoire rocks :) posté il y a plus d’un an

I can tie my ankles together and do back flips down an up escalator! Wanna see! (Camera nods) Well then, we will have to go someplace with a up escalator, won't we? Yes, when Hollywood starts calling, E-Scope will have a lot a things on the special skills portion of her resume! (goes down the the floor of the car) I just made myself invisible! Can we stop for banane milkshakes and cheese? Oh, oh, oh, oh! Let's go some place with an up escalator! Do toi know what I mean!? Woo! posté il y a plus d’un an

Who ants to add me?__animelover__sezru__ posté il y a plus d’un an

i wish i was gecko so i can like my own eye hehehehehehe posté il y a plus d’un an

HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER
AHAHAHA!!! I a dit HYPER eight times!!
... FUCK THAT MAKES NINE! AUSISHHSKPPHDFT!!
-dies- posté il y a plus d’un an

Nitrous oxide. That shit does stuff to toi man. o-o posté il y a plus d’un an

My opinion of the perfect guy: A guy that's sensitive and sheds a tear when he wants to. Someone who will always find time for me and treats me right. Someone who makes me feel good about myself and someone who can be nasty and sexual at times WHICH I REALLY NEED (cuz im a dirty girl lol) And someone who loves me for me... posté il y a plus d’un an

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Hello I'm the one who posté the rapporter on hulk1fan now that he's gone I'm going to supprimer the question now I gave hommages to all the ones who reported him now if I missed u plz message me so I can rightfully give u ur reward posté il y a plus d’un an

aaaaahhhhhhh there is zombies in my house!!!!!!
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lalalalalalalala im in wonderland im so lucky :) posté il y a plus d’un an

YAYAYAY I got my first green medal on this spot!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I just listened to "Natalie's Rap".....I'll never be able to see Natalie Portman the same ever again....0_0 posté il y a plus d’un an

HOLD THE FRONT DOOR! Where the hell did alismouha go? His name took me to the fanpop accueil page! Did he quit?! If so then that sucks. He was funny....
D:
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how do i make a club posté il y a plus d’un an

Me to my dad: toi know... The rooms upatsies are very evenly sized on both sides. toi did a nice job, Daddy-o!
Dad: ... I did that so it would be perfetcly symmetical...
Me: -bursts out laughing-
Dad: You're surprised? Where did toi think toi got it from, your mom?
Me: No... That's not why I'm laughing...
Dad: Wh-
Me: Never mind, Dad. Never mind... XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Yay!

Its my Birthday today!! :D Im now 16! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Finally I got the inter net back after 5 months cut and my country is done from war posté il y a plus d’un an

I Gotta A+ On My Math Test....O_O posté il y a plus d’un an

1. Go to Google Maps.
2. Type in "Herman-Giest Stadium, Hazleton, PA"
3. Change to Satellite Mode
4. And zoom in all the way. posté il y a plus d’un an

Unscramble.

1. PNEIS
2. HTIELR
3. NGGERI
4. BTUTSXE

réponses below.
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1. Spine.
2. Lither.
3. Ginger.
4. Subtext.

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"ACTION!  ...Are we rolling Johnathan?"

"Ummm... Gay, éléphant Noise?"

"Perfect!" posté il y a plus d’un an

i started school today. My school say ends at 5:10pm posté il y a plus d’un an

Guys, what would happen if Pinocchio a dit "My nose will grow now." O___O I read that on a meme. posté il y a plus d’un an

Got a badge for this spot:D
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rose FLUFFY licornes DANCING ON RAINBOWS. O_O posté il y a plus d’un an

Dog days are over:) posté il y a plus d’un an

getting my GSCSE results tomorrow :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

My friend just got her fanpop account. She saw that Facebook ad with that chick Stephanie and the fake friend request and thought it's real. She's still convinced it's real. I try to talk her out of it. She doesn't believe me. posté il y a plus d’un an

Heading off to school... bleck. posté il y a plus d’un an

all it take is faith, trust, and pixie dust!!!!!!

i have no idea what i just say posté il y a plus d’un an

F**k you
F**k you
F**k you

Your cool

I'm out! posté il y a plus d’un an

Omg, Finnick!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm a ganster i'm a stright up G the ganster life is the life for me! posté il y a plus d’un an

link
Forget 10 minute challenges, try this 10 heure challenge. B) posté il y a plus d’un an

Why does Selena Gomez look like my grandma? The world may never know... posté il y a plus d’un an

Why does everyone think Justin Bieber is a girl? I mean I gotta admit he did sound like a girl but he's not a girl. I don't care if u call him gay ou transexual but callin him a girl? Dude...seriously -.- posté il y a plus d’un an

Why, why does nyan cat dominate the récent images now? :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

Why does Rebecca Black wanna a klondike bar? The world may never know... posté il y a plus d’un an

I ♥ New Yorkers! =D♥♥♥ posté il y a plus d’un an

Why does the Mad Hatter like to get drunk in front of the kids? *facepalm* Im disapointed in toi Hatter... posté il y a plus d’un an

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I dropped all my Doritos! DX posté il y a plus d’un an

Huge moustique bite on leg!!! *itch itch* posté il y a plus d’un an

Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really l’amour that rock and roll! posté il y a plus d’un an

Can't sleep. So time for Plan B. STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

OMFG. The average notes on a Tumblr post I see is 11 to 300. Then there was a post that a dit "Reblog this if toi honestly think toi are ugly."

Number of notes on that one? 2,912,328. posté il y a plus d’un an

bad hair day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE toi WIND posté il y a plus d’un an

Pie is no longer random. Please find a new aléatoire word. posté il y a plus d’un an

Last night i was looking at the stars and wondering, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?!" posté il y a plus d’un an

Rainbows! Ty Lee and Zuko! Acid Dingo Spit! Tote Bags! Zebras! Salt Rocks! Skinny Jeans! Sunny D! Artemis! Sand Castles! Mousefur! Ponytails! Brick Red! Chess Pieces! Hermione Granger! Gummy Bears!

Sorry... we needed some aléatoire stuff... posté il y a plus d’un an

These ads are pissing me off. posté il y a plus d’un an

I need toi guys to go on emoboy_123's mur and post these exact words "Nick, don't go. toi have alot of Friends who l’amour you" whosoever does this will indeed get 5 props...DO IT NOW. pwease? :'( posté il y a plus d’un an

Your an pomme toi know that!? MDR xD I l’amour annoying orange :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Teell joey hes gonna have ta pay up before we bring da thundaaaaaaaaa

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Kill all the things! \--(・o・)^ posté il y a plus d’un an

Pinatas promote violence against flamboyant animals. posté il y a plus d’un an

OMB I l’amour MILEY and JUSTIN! posté il y a plus d’un an

Barbie. That chienne has everything. posté il y a plus d’un an

That's it.

I tried to rewrite everything that was deleted.

And guess what?

It was deleted. AGAIN.

I'm gonna kill myself now. posté il y a plus d’un an

plz check out a new club called awesome stuff itz fun plzz posté il y a plus d’un an

i have to do a collage on religion. not to happy about it. posté il y a plus d’un an

Teell joey hes gonna have ta pay up before we bring da thundaaaaaaaaa posté il y a plus d’un an

hiiii posté il y a plus d’un an

I found out on Saturday that my mother is seven months preggo.
With twins.
Help. posté il y a plus d’un an

how do u make a club posté il y a plus d’un an

People that are Spanish maybe toi can understand this a little, link posté il y a plus d’un an

the couleurs here are getting on my nerves posté il y a plus d’un an

I learned how to drive and didn't kill anybody!!!
Another thing accomplished in life. posté il y a plus d’un an

I was écriture my first quizz ever, on Qibblo and all, OK?

toi see, it's pretty hard to come up with questions and réponses and all, and it took me 2 days to finally write 10 questions and 130 answers.

And then my fucking internet crashes. And 2 days of work went to waste. I WASTED 2 MOTHERFUCKING DAYS OF MY SHITTY LIFE TO WRITE SOMETHING, AND IT WAS DELETED. The fucking universe hates me, I hate my fucking laptop and my retarded internet connection, I'm so pissed right now--- posté il y a plus d’un an

"True art....is an EXPLOSION!" posté il y a plus d’un an

Miranda Cosgrove,Miley Cyrus,Demi Lovato,and Rebecca Black are driving a mini van down my road shouting," It's school time children! Gotta get down on Monday!" O.O posté il y a plus d’un an

Not neccesary to ask a question about it, so I'll write it on the Wall...
How do toi guys like my new profil pic? posté il y a plus d’un an

i think i just forget what my ipad password....................... posté il y a plus d’un an

A few weeks ago, Cleverbot thought my name was Ryan. Just now, it was convinced my name was Toby. I a dit I was a girl. It insisted. Cleverbot irritates me deeply. T_T posté il y a plus d’un an