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(srs) posté il y a 8 mois

Did toi guys hear about the murder hornets coming to the US? posté il y a 8 mois

Gonna be doing character reviews on here eventually
Starting with Heihachi because Tekken fans are a simp for him and my first set of articles will be based around Tekken characters posté il y a 8 mois

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

link posté il y a 8 mois

Some people say Batman's supposed to be a dark, tragic anti-hero. I say Batman's supposed to be a flamboyant, sweet-natured, corny dancer. posté il y a 8 mois

I'll make plus "finally" memes sometime later XD posté il y a 8 mois

How is quarantine my hopeless ones?
Yes, it is I, the God Of Rejection.
I have heard your prayers.
toi must be suffering in this time of loneliness despite being shut-ins all your life.

Take your pocky and drink cola.
Don't chase anymore.
toi are finding a partner, not prey. posté il y a 8 mois

When toi open the state, turns out COVID cases rise up. posté il y a 8 mois

See ya later, masturbater posté il y a 8 mois

Who here made their mark on fist aléatoire mur post?
I just did mine XD feels awkward but cool. posté il y a 8 mois

How great would it be if we got notifications when people commenté on our forum posts ou on a vote we've chosen to follow. I wish the fanpop four still loved us :'( posté il y a 8 mois

Man I enjoy going on fanning sprees. One of them will become my suivant victim. ;) posté il y a 8 mois

Become one with the Darkness and you'll have all the power toi desire. ;) posté il y a 8 mois

It gains the plus it gives
And then it rises with the fall
So hand me that remote
Can't toi see that all that stuff's a sideshow?
Such boundless pleasure
We've no time for later
Now toi can't await
your own arrival
you've twenty secondes to comply posté il y a 8 mois

Sonic do the spindash into my wildest wet dreams posté il y a 8 mois

every time I watch donald trump, I just feel bad for Americans.. The normal ones at least posté il y a 8 mois

Despite being a movie buff, I have never watched a single James Bond movie
I've only ever seen three spy movies... All of them were Austin Powers posté il y a 8 mois

I just looked into my spam folder, and I've been invited into the National Honour society. posté il y a 8 mois

In life I don't let the Darkness consume me I consume it and befriend it. :) posté il y a 8 mois

Wish I knew why my cousin hates himself so much he's just full of self hatred I mean he has a successful Good paying job a hot loyal girl, awesome friends. But he still keeps hating himself and jouer la comédie angry. I'll never understand him. posté il y a 8 mois

Online class is so hard. I ended up with a verbal thrashing from my teach for missing class. posté il y a 8 mois

In a land far away my village stood. For a thousand years ou plus my people lived and life was good.
And the sound I heard was the rhyme of my soul, a pulse of hope and unity for people young and old!

Then a bateau came along that took us far to a land both strange and new. Our only hope was north star.
Deep inside my cœur, coeur was the rhythm of my soul that helped me overcome my fear, for freedom was my goal! posté il y a 8 mois

Still waiting for god to load the quicksave posté il y a 8 mois

Just achieved the Shadow of the Colossus platinum trophy on ps4.
Probably one of my most proud plats. That was difficult as hell. Highly recommend this game though. posté il y a 8 mois

Cleo De Nile,
toi so beguile,
Even though toi act so vile. posté il y a 8 mois

I wish plus cheap canned nourriture had tabs for opening them. Opening them with a normal can opener can be pain... posté il y a 8 mois

I gotta go turn off the wifi ou I'll never sleep

Goodnight. posté il y a 8 mois

Damn, that was some powerful Red Bull. posté il y a 8 mois

Trump talking about all this "Inject disinfectants to save yourself from Corona"
Fam, bleach chuggers and Tide Pod eaters had the right idea all along! posté il y a 8 mois

*Deep breath* C H E E S E! posté il y a 8 mois

Feeling nauseous, hot, and anxious is awful. Imma prolly just... sleep... I'm usually up at 12 anyways... and hopefully I'll feel better... posté il y a 8 mois

*looks around in my messy room* I think I vegged out too much XD posté il y a 9 mois

How the fuck do toi internet stalk someone for years XD I mean like, why? There's so much other shit to do on the internet! posté il y a 9 mois

If you're looking for a film to watch, I know the perfect film. It's called Alyas Batman en Robin. It's a 1991 romantic comedy, featuring several musical numbers. It was made in the Philippines and it's amazing. I've been thinking about it, every jour since I've seen it. If toi look on YouTube, you'll likely find it. It's a masterpiece and is way plus fun than watching The Dark Knight ou any MCU film. posté il y a 9 mois

Forget nuage nine. I am on nuage hundred. I have finally acquired an outfit/hairstyle I've wanted since forever. So much WORTH. posté il y a 9 mois

Happy Ramadan. posté il y a 9 mois

Guys, please understand that I am fine with toi making jokes about my mental issues. I'd rather everyone be on equal, good sporting terms and have laughs rather than be coddled and treated like a special baby.
If toi wanna call me a Sonic loving, chicken nugget eating, Gamestop employee pepper spraying autistic faggot, I'm perfectly cool with that
Disclaimer: Maybe don't say the F word. That one may not be as easy to say casually posté il y a 9 mois

I still wonder if the rumour of earning money after a semester of college is true? I just gotta ask. posté il y a 9 mois

Plain yogurt vs Twix posté il y a 9 mois

Happy 50th Earth Day, everyone!~ 🌎 posté il y a 9 mois

Don't get too excited about meeting your internet friends. Meeting sexually frustrated, depressed, racist and stalkers in real ain't a good idea. posté il y a 9 mois

Please vote here-
link
I would like to draw one for a magazine. So please help. And ya thanks^_^ posté il y a 9 mois

It doesn't matter what toi do in secrecy, and it doesn't matter how toi think it could affect toi if people know
Because at the end of the day, God saw it and he is loling
We are all part of God's cringe compilation posté il y a 9 mois

How many colours?
No, how many fucking récent posts! posté il y a 9 mois

AHHH Perfect night to me shirtless

Mosquito... posté il y a 9 mois

"To argue with someone who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." Thomas Paine posté il y a 9 mois

#DopeKek !!!! posté il y a 9 mois

Texas is slowly opening back up. I wonder how this'll work out? posté il y a 9 mois

Who do I have to murder to get me some burgers posté il y a 9 mois

Hey, I got a question for you, fellow gamers
How could 9/11 be an inside job
When the planes can't even fit inside the building?
Checkmate, gamers posté il y a 9 mois

I like the idea of collecting meme fodder. How bout you? posté il y a 9 mois

chats gives toi allergies!!



Me

I am allergic for the likes of you. posté il y a 9 mois

Good news about COVID 19: Sunlight destroys the virus quickly, new govt. tests find, but experts say the pandemic could last through summer. Preliminary results from government lab experiments montrer that the coronavirus does not survive long in high temperatures and high humidity, and is quickly destroyed par sunlight, providing evidence from controlled tests of what scientists believed

Bad news about COVID 19: It has not been proven to be true just yet posté il y a 9 mois

In the twist of separation toi excelled at being free posté il y a 9 mois

Remember to ask for consent,
you're suppose to be a senpai, not a hentai. posté il y a 9 mois

Me 2019
I will never finish animé on waiting list.

2020
Coronavirus MDR posté il y a 9 mois

I've made enough entertainment for all of toi ungrateful shits xD
I'm exhausted. Time to rest.

Time of death
2:15 AM posté il y a 9 mois

Some people think Twilight's a bad l’amour story, but I must disagree. Twilight's a great l’amour story. A poney princess from Equestria going to Canterlot High and getting a crush on a human guitare player, named Flash. It's great stuff. However, it would of been better if Flash used his racing powers. Missed opportunity, but still, Twilight's a great romance story. posté il y a 9 mois

If your son is a transgender, what does it make you?

..Transparent. posté il y a 9 mois

My governor (Greg Abbott) just might be reopening businesses in the state. I literally don't know what tomorrow's press conference will be about. posté il y a 9 mois

Corona virus is the seconde worst virus originated from China. TikTok remains the first. posté il y a 9 mois

In bière terms…

Sagittarius B2 actually contains enough ethyl alcohol to fill 400 trillion, trillion pints of beer.
That means to consume all the alcohol in Sagittarius B2, every person on Earth would have to drink 300,000 pints of bière everyday for a billion years!
So there toi have it, mankind would be chugging beers until the end of time to make their way through Sagittarius B2. posté il y a 9 mois

There are plus chickens on earth than people – 25 billion. There are also plus chickens than any other bird species. posté il y a 9 mois

Chickens can taste saltiness, but not sweetness. posté il y a 9 mois

The fear of chickens is called Alektorophobia. posté il y a 9 mois

I just found out that nourriture Wars is kinda getting the boot from Toonami, and it's being replaced par a new animé suivant Saturday. posté il y a 9 mois

I still haven't slept since I woke 10 am yesterday, and yet, I feel plus awake and alert than I did yesterday. Strange what the feeling of nostalgia does for a person... even drinking hasn't eradicated that feeling, nor made my head fuzzy. I even posté my first Bleach Zanpakuto on here in two years... what the fudgery is going on? XD posté il y a 9 mois

Almost 6 in morning

Hahahahahahaha
AAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA

Please get me virus come to this body posté il y a 9 mois

Watching Tower of God. Aesthetic art style as expected. But, the ending song is truly amazing. The song is done par Stray Kids (Kpop). Guess I'll rejoindre the Kpop fandom too. posté il y a 9 mois

I am doing this because I am bored
link posté il y a 9 mois

toi dropped something. posté il y a 9 mois

May i posté il y a 9 mois

> "I don't have an opinion"
> "I just disagree with everyone" posté il y a 9 mois

When toi run out of snacks in quarantine, it's best to take a gun and end your suffering early.
~ Joe posté il y a 9 mois

"Let's believe in love!" - Filipino Joker in Alyas Batman en Robin posté il y a 9 mois

Cola floats are still as good as ever.... :D posté il y a 9 mois

toi always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows

Yes it shows posté il y a 9 mois

K-Pop is a luxury toi can have in all of your holes posté il y a 9 mois

Happy Easter, peeps!~ 💗 🐰🐣 posté il y a 9 mois

I got 2 earbuds now :) posté il y a 9 mois

Roleplay (No porno) (Jk toi can if toi want) (but it'd be sad as hell):
I got some illegal drugs for sale, but i am feeling generous so I am giving them out for free posté il y a 9 mois

Just in case the pandemic ends,

Inb4 "I miss my quarantine days". posté il y a 9 mois

It's my birthday. I finally got to open my mystery package. I am now the proud owner of one rat paw and a single octopus tentacle. posté il y a 9 mois

Hahahahaha posté il y a 9 mois

My earbuds? RIP. posté il y a 9 mois

I'm nb and prefer they/them pronouns.
I don't have dysphoria ou anything, I have a sort of disconnect with the concept of gender.
I dunno my therapist told me I was valid so imma put it here I guess posté il y a 9 mois

Guys, stop bullying me!
I did nothing wrong!
All I am doing is stealing animé and then putting your internet career at risk par calling it harassment. But I didn't do that. Seriously, I am the victim here
Stop bullying me and stop being absolute children
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta download the suivant thirty episodes of My Hero Academia to post online and make epic reactions to. Please subscribe to my epic channel, SoozyWoozy posté il y a 9 mois

Dad
Your house smells like cat shit

Me
...............

True family l’amour right there.
😅😛 posté il y a 9 mois

Due to low pollution, now I can see my ancestors. They are laughing at me. posté il y a 9 mois

*you go to the orphanage to adopt*

Woman in orphanage : Oh my god toi have grown so much! posté il y a 9 mois

In a time of fear, all we need is a little laughter to lighten the mood. It will never solve the problem but it can help fight the pain. We are locked and confined in cages which we have no problem, we like it, we like this.
But which one of toi fucking assholes took my chicken wings? posté il y a 9 mois

Finally got around to posting the first chapter of that story I mentioned. posté il y a 9 mois

I just thought of a feature. What if we could send a single message to multiple users at once? posté il y a 9 mois

I'll be right back :) posté il y a 9 mois

Banging your head against a mur for one heure burns 150 calories. posté il y a 9 mois

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expressions. posté il y a 9 mois

If toi could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, toi wouldn't sit for a month. posté il y a 9 mois

The guy who gave his phone and PC to repair before the lockdown: posté il y a 9 mois

Using Google Maps to make it look like you're traveling is fun. posté il y a 9 mois

Say what toi want but tell me I'm right I'm the Darkest Queen. WOOOOOOO!!! >:) >:)>:) >:)>:) >:)>:) >:) posté il y a 9 mois