I should start shitposting here from time to time... 🤓 posté il y a 8 mois

Yo, Im back guys. Btw, i graduated high school. posté il y a 8 mois

"Math doesn't do that much harm. It's me yu should worry about."

-Algebra posté il y a 8 mois

It doesn’t matter if toi are ugly ou beautiful, white ou black ou whatever race ou ethnicity toi have. At the end of the day, it’s evening. posté il y a 8 mois

I'm finally graduating tomorrow, feels bittersweet.🎓 posté il y a 8 mois

The Trump administration just finalized a rule that would remove nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people in health care and health insurance.

Can anybody explain to me what positive thing Trump has done during his presidency? posté il y a 8 mois

toi know what they say. If your kids are cute, put a bomb inside of them !!!! posté il y a 8 mois

salut Lois. Remember the time I remembered the time posté il y a 8 mois

I just had a nice steak.

I asked for medium-well, but all in all, it was well seasoned. posté il y a 8 mois

I will go on holidays for 4 and a half week
will miss ya all
let ya know if I am back
hugs Peace and l’amour Kat!! posté il y a 8 mois

I want steak. A juicy one at that 🥩 posté il y a 8 mois

>Biometric and IoT devices becoming an everyday thing
>Heavily increased rebellion against corporations growing exponentially in power
>Police wearing cool gas masks, using stun sticks, and flying drones
>Mass surveillance tech and vehicles lurking cities
>’Hacktivists’ hijacking public broadcasts
>Instant Bitcoin/crypto ATMs in every major city
>When nightclubs open again people are gonna be clubbing and raving in masks

This is litchrally becoming cyberpunk lmao. posté il y a 8 mois

toi can pick your friends
And toi can pick your ass
But if toi pick your Friends ass
You're gay posté il y a 8 mois

chiens have owners, chats have staff. posté il y a 8 mois

chiens come when they’re called; chats take a message and get back to toi later. posté il y a 8 mois

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fourrure from your couch. posté il y a 8 mois

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. posté il y a 8 mois

The problem with chats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a papillon de nuit ou an ax-murderer. posté il y a 8 mois

Well this is a first
Apparently, I have an article that has been flagged as broken content
I hate to ask for readers and shit, but if any of toi could check this out and tell me what's wrong, I'd appreciate that
link posté il y a 8 mois

Une promenade
Et l'univers c'est moi
Après une cascade
Son eau c'est toujours toi

Une escapade
La vie est dans les bois
Et puis une balade
Son sujet c'est toujours toi

Une promenade
Et l'univers c'est moi
Après une cascade
Son eau c'est toujours toi

C'est comme le vert des champs et
Comme un oiseaux qui vole
C'est toujours toi
C'est toujours moi
Toujours le rocher de l'âme ému posté il y a 8 mois

I hope to baptize a baby in Nickelodeon slime one jour posté il y a 8 mois

Why did the chicken
traverser, croix the road?

To pose for a blasphemous photo op
at St. John's Episcopal
Church posté il y a 8 mois

Hundred racks,
All hundreds.
Anything less, small money.
Money so long got a tag on it,
Anything I want, drop bands on it.
Bands on it,
Bands bands on it.
Drop bands on it. posté il y a 9 mois

Happy pride mois everyone. Where toi can feel good about being gay for one mois and one mois only
From one flaming homosapien to another, I wish to return the gift
Here, toi all have a free F word pass this month, good for one free F word
Use it wisely posté il y a 9 mois

Good night ma henchman Panthie xD posté il y a 9 mois

I want to also say something to amend that last statement I put out is mostly geared towards people who agreed with Trumps divisive xenophobic,racist,etc mentality. If toi voted for Trump and toi had legitimate reasons to do so but toi are not for clearly unhealthy behavior. Then I view it differently and I do not lump toi guys together. posté il y a 9 mois

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plus monopoly money is printed each an than real US currency. posté il y a 9 mois

chats sleep for 70% of their lives. posté il y a 9 mois

Grapes explode when toi put them in the microwave. posté il y a 9 mois

Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured par toilets each year. posté il y a 9 mois

Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch. posté il y a 9 mois

The Batman actors described in one sentence each:
Lewis Wilson and Robert Lowery: The original Batmen
Michael Keaton: The cool bad-boy
Joey de Leon: The funny Batman
Val Kilmer: The one-hit wonder
George Clooney: Um......
Christian Bale: The serious Batman
Ben Affleck: The intense Batman
Adam West: The best Batman posté il y a 9 mois

Even in the darkest of times, always remember:

link posté il y a 9 mois

toi tell Arthur Reed he'll never eat lunch in this town again posté il y a 9 mois

If toi are on a diet how do toi feel about the first three letters in the word? posté il y a 9 mois

The suivant time someone thanks toi for something, say, “I’m going to hell so toi don’t have to.” posté il y a 9 mois

I don't give a damn. If toi still support Trump after everything that has happen. toi are a racist,xenophobic,etc ou just damn ignorant of anyone else's plight but yourself. Do not talk to me if toi support him. ou if toi support anything about him. posté il y a 9 mois

Copyright is an ass. Good thing Mixcloud is dj-friendly. posté il y a 9 mois

Here's a life hack for you
If toi don't want to look for a job, but don't want society to call toi a bum, just call yourself an artist. Draw some pictures, get a guitar, and before toi know it, toi can use that as an excuse. Your parents will still feel like they failed somewhere, but at least toi don't have to feel guilty posté il y a 9 mois

>Haven't signed in for three weeks
>Auto fill user/pass
>Realize I've been using auto sign in for the past an and a half
>Can't even remember the email used
>If this browser/site cache somehow sometime gets cleared I'm fugged posté il y a 9 mois

I keep seeing on the news about George Floyd and what happened to him. I think the worst thing about it is not the fact that he was brutally killed, but all of the bullshit and rage that it incited all over the USA. I'm from NZ and we have it come up on our news pretty much every jour since it happened, which shows just how big it is.

This is why I fucking hate cops, man. Bunch of bastards. posté il y a 9 mois

Welp, I'm 18 now. Officially an adult. Huh, crazy. Never thought I'd make it this far, but here I am. xD posté il y a 9 mois

I have some neat rawtrap flips I've been making. I just might make more. posté il y a 9 mois

What even is 2020? Usually I say "this an is the best" during the current an every year...This an is truly fugged up for me to not say that during an of the rat of all things. posté il y a 9 mois

Chauvin is gonna get his. Just toi wait. posté il y a 9 mois

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I don't care if the police get charged and fired
I don't care if we can elect a new police chief
I don't care if if starting a riot solves jack shit
And I don't care if I'm on the opposite end of the country
I brought this molotov to a aléatoire protest
What am I supposed to do? NOT use it?
I'm gonna use it and burn down this entire rue corner
Like a real hero posté il y a 9 mois

A person once a dit to the aléatoire mur "My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me"...

Lmao

I'm glad we're still friends. XD posté il y a 9 mois

Derp. posté il y a 9 mois

Can we all just appreciate how epic the night sky is?

I mean, honestly. It's like a tapestry of various colours (with the absence of light), where stars meet galaxies and galaxies meet nebulae, quasars and blackholes.

I'm a nerd. Yep. toi guessed it. Astronomy nerd NO.1 right here. posté il y a 9 mois

Oh boy, a virus outbreak and riots against police?
America truly is speed running its way toward a weird Akira-esque dystopian future. par Christmas, we're gonna have a fucking school boy with mind powers start trashing a government lab posté il y a 9 mois

link

This is my fan club, it's a site primarily based on being LGBT friendly. With plenty of sexy sexy men!!
l’amour toi all and of course LGBT forever🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 posté il y a 9 mois

"There is Nothing So Finely Perceived and So Finely Felt, as Injustice" Charles Dickens posté il y a 9 mois

Sooo

After spending the past 2wks watching every episode of ATLA, I decided to rewatch the (really bad) live-action version, and..... I couldn’t even make it to the end, it really was just as awful as when it came out 10yrs ago. It was bland, dull and rushed af. I’d honestly rather watch LOK. Anyone think that series will also be on Netflix, too? If so, I’d l’amour to rewatch it. posté il y a 9 mois

acide, sure cream is just cow mayonnaise. posté il y a 9 mois

You're probably all surprised that I haven't just vanished again... in fact, here I am still derping around on here like old times. XD

How's everyone doing? I was playing LoL, but I've Lost three games in a row, one of which I played bad, two of which my team-mates weren't playing overly great. posté il y a 9 mois

The heat was dreadful that I honestly wanted to déplacer to Antarctica!

Also I finished watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. It was great! posté il y a 9 mois

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I'm happy to be who I am xxxx hopefully toi all are to.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 posté il y a 9 mois

Thank toi to all the people who have sacrificed their time to serve and protect this nation. I hope that everyone is having a Happy Memorial Day!~ 💖🇺🇸🙏 posté il y a 9 mois

Alright, I'm done grilling sausages and burgers. Back to watching YouTube vids about simps and E-girls.

link posté il y a 9 mois

Happy Memorial jour God bless all those we have lost. May they always remain an important part of our memories and hearts. posté il y a 9 mois

I'm grilling today.

Happy Memorial jour :) posté il y a 9 mois

That feeling when someone steals your car and now the body in the tronc is their problem. posté il y a 9 mois

I don't normally do this but can toi all be dears and help me out with the ICONIC yellow dress poll?

I would post a link, but fanpop won't let me, so it'd be in the most récent votes page. posté il y a 9 mois

We're gonna watch a Disney Channel Movie
And you're gonna fucking like it posté il y a 9 mois

Aw man. Two of my nephews is class of 2020. They can't walk across the stage. They can't even wear a casquette, cap and gown. Well one of them is homeschooled and the other is disabled. But still how are they suppose to graduate now? And I was scared when that tornado almost ruined my graduation. (Thankfully it didn't and we survived) But this is worse. For my relatives. What is it about the number 20 that pandemics are crazy about?! posté il y a 9 mois

I have Oreos. posté il y a 9 mois

After watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, I realized that a lot of the show's characters have similarities with Code Geass characters.
Here are the comparisons:
Zuko: a combination of Lelouch/Suzaku
Azula: Cornelia
Mai: C. C.
Sokka: Rivalz
Ozai: Charles posté il y a 9 mois

I'll give ya a nickel for that pickle
plus commonly known as male prostitution posté il y a 9 mois

My journey has come to an end here.

Haha temporary ;)
You're not getting rid of me that easily XD

Happy Eid in advance to me and to all my Friends here, have a good life everyone stay safe. posté il y a 9 mois

Guys, let me give toi some advice
If your girl says she wants to smash, and instead of bringing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, she starts taking her clothes off
toi need to dump her immediately posté il y a 9 mois

I have gotten a pentakill with Mordekaiser, that is all. posté il y a 9 mois

How to worship chicken:

Step 1. Drive/run/walk down to KFC

Step 2: Eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken

Step 3: Place bucket on haut, retour au début of head, after cutting eye-holes

Step 4: Worship your god, the great Lord-Colonel Sanders posté il y a 9 mois

"I would like to know what happened to all of my old army figurines and stamp collection"

"We sold it."

"You what?"

"We sold it. We're millionaires now and toi aren't getting even a penny"

"Well, that's not fair. They were mine."

"And now they're gone. In our pockets."

"I'll sue you."

"Do toi have proof?"

"Ah..."

"........." posté il y a 9 mois

"Mi lord, I'm afraid that we are short on blades to supply to our knights with. Whatever is it shall we do?"

Me, the King: Out of blades? Nonsense! Check my back, there's always quite a hefty supply there. posté il y a 9 mois

The most tragic wars of human history
World War I
World War II
The Console Wars
The Super Soaker Revolution
The Minecraft Youtuber Massacre
And commentaires that call me the N word on this exact post
Tragic posté il y a 9 mois

"This is the 7th time you've shown Ultra Lord in class."

-Ms. Fowl, Jimmy Neutron posté il y a 9 mois

I'm a Barbie girl in the army world.
war and tactics,
its fantasthicc.
toi can shave my hair and
deploy me anywhere. posté il y a 9 mois

Another heure ou so of posting aléatoire shit on here. You're welcome *bows*

Now see all toi mofos tomorrow night! XD posté il y a 9 mois

The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! posté il y a 9 mois

My 2DS is back up and running. Now to get Shiny, battle-ready Lunala, Solgaleo, and Necrozma. posté il y a 9 mois

Anyone up for a game of Calvinball? posté il y a 9 mois

ratatata XD posté il y a 9 mois

toi know, Kane only smacked his brother open like a cacahuète, arachide because he wasn't allowed to drink the titty milk. Thank toi for coming to church posté il y a 9 mois

What's up ma homies???!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD posté il y a 9 mois

I've finally started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. Before, I had only seen the live-action film and various clips from aléatoire episodes. posté il y a 9 mois

If toi weren't born in the Ram Ranch generation, toi were born in the wrong generation posté il y a 9 mois

What do toi call someone who is pansexual and demi sexual at the same time?

Pandemic. posté il y a 9 mois

She-Ra 5th and final season has come out and it's arguably the best season of any superhero show. I can't recommend it enough. posté il y a 9 mois

toi ever wonder if a baby surfs it's way out of the birth canal while shouting "kowabunga"? posté il y a 9 mois

You're supposed to play with toys in the silly meal, not eat 'em. posté il y a 9 mois

salut guys, my last finals exam is coming less 4 hours. Wish me luck.

P.S. After this, no bullshit from school. posté il y a 9 mois

Fucking shit

I think I tired everything during quarantine. I'm so close to start painting my nails.
God what are toi doing ,hurry up and save us. posté il y a 9 mois

When toi have a crazy miserable childhood, toi either grow up to be a serial killer ou toi grow up to be a comedian posté il y a 9 mois

This an marks the 80th anniversary of DC's two most iconic villains, Lex Luthor and the Joker. posté il y a 9 mois

Kim Yo-Jong is the real life version of Azula. posté il y a 9 mois

also rest in Peace Little Richard!!!
Rock`n Roll legend!!!
You`ve never been forgotten!!! posté il y a 9 mois

Rest in Peace Roy💖🙏🌹
toi where a so fantastic magican!!!
all my l’amour to Siegfried and his Family and Friends too!!! posté il y a 9 mois

[insert famous quote] posté il y a 9 mois