I spent yesterday evening at a friend's house eating salade and discussing the merits of various types of kitchenware. I felt like such a fucking white mom. I just needed the kids and SUV posté il y a plus d’un an

Has anyone else been so excited to read a book that they actually start salivating, ou is it just me posté il y a plus d’un an

I see now why lawyers are famed for being terrible people. Law school sucks out your soul in a dementor-like fashion and turns toi into a bitter, empty shell of your former self. posté il y a plus d’un an

I have a confession. I know this might be a surprise to some of you...

But

I really like Mexican men posté il y a plus d’un an

Heeey! Guess who's back!?!? :)! posté il y a plus d’un an

Overalls > other types of pants posté il y a plus d’un an

I like monster, but the extent some people take their monster addiction is absurd. The other jour I saw a motherfucker in a camero with the monster logo decaled on his hood. I asked him if it was a sponsorship ou something, but no, he just really likes monster posté il y a plus d’un an

srry guys i did not mean 2 post a dethe note movie review on the mur but since i am the authorety on death note ihad 2 do it ok. a nd i wanted 2 rant about it ok posté il y a plus d’un an

ok so my bf nd i just finished the death note movie (yes it is like midnight:30 we r men of the night ok) nd i dont rlly kno what i think about it? idk. their were spots that i liked nd it wasnt horrible but there were some parts that were like kind not so good. posté il y a plus d’un an

Tfw toi are looking for a band but toi don't know how to spell their band name nor any of their songs even remotely correctly (because they are in a different language).
Legit all I have to work with is a vivid image of one of their promo pics; the singer has long straight blonde hair. She's wearing a black and red medieval dress.The band has similar clothes. They have these huge violins (or cellos ou something of that nature).
Oh, and the specific song I'm looking for is an instrumental. posté il y a plus d’un an

o god I have plus Mexican dna in me right now than a typical Mexican posté il y a plus d’un an

So I just finished watching the new"Death Note"movie(yeah the Netflix one) and it sucks because they ruined all the character and took out all the things that made"Death Note"good in the first place.The only good thing about it was that it will make toi laugh hard at its infinite stupidity. posté il y a plus d’un an

Things that that are annoying; when toi log off and toi have to see global chat lol. I know this was just mentioned but I just saw some weirdos talking about their kinks. Bonus; I almost typed my mot de passe into the group chat because if group chat pops up after I hit 'tab' I start typing my mot de passe in the wrong place.

Also apparently I've been logged into regular chat too and I didn't even notice. So if toi tried to talk to me via chat...I probably wasn't even par my computer. Whoops. posté il y a plus d’un an

Just gonna let toi know that hanging out with the prez irl is just like hanging out with him on fanpop posté il y a plus d’un an

Hurricane Harvey is hitting my part of Texas. posté il y a plus d’un an

You've heard of fake news now get ready for fib forecasts. posté il y a plus d’un an

Shit it's that time again.
The dreaded yet inevitable fa;ll of my Youtube recommendations.
It begins once again. posté il y a plus d’un an

I CANNOT l’amour MY CAT AGGRESSIVELY ENOUGH. posté il y a plus d’un an

I've just done the stupidest thing ever.

I was going to take out the trash to the poubelle, benne à ordures at work and I literally slammed my head into the gate before making sure it was, toi know, *open*. Now I've got a gash above my eye that might need stitches. This is what I get for not paying attention to my surroundings. posté il y a plus d’un an

How weird would it be if fanpop will be closed one jour because of lack of people (3 years il y a there used to be so many plus than we are now) like where are we supposed to go MDR xD posté il y a plus d’un an

So, who's ready to get their eyes burned off? lol

Seriously, though, I'm sure I'm not the only one eager to see the eclipse. It's gonna be awesome :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Why is global chat such a hellscape? posté il y a plus d’un an

Help me I'm surrounded par Asians desu posté il y a plus d’un an

What if our feelings are just different personalities inside of us? Whoa... posté il y a plus d’un an

This truck stop smells like rotten eggs. Why u do this albuquerque??? posté il y a plus d’un an

Can I have your guys' attention for a second?

I owe the entire site an apology. This isn't about the PNDOT prez zanharchy thing, but about how I reacted to hearing about people not liking it. I know toi all know me for my anger management issues, but I don't want to use that as an excuse, and if it begins to sound like I am, please just mass rapporter me because I don't belong here. I don't belong among all toi fine fanpoppers... posté il y a plus d’un an

I want to complain about memes, but if I do people will just post memes. The internet is a cruel place. posté il y a plus d’un an

Be a superhero/supervillain!!!!!! rejoindre today!! posté il y a plus d’un an

There was a docomentary on Slenderman..

I had no idea Pipe Pepper was so disturbing.. I thought all he did was entertain rats.. Not that he was a mysterious being, that saved a town from a plague of rats with his magical music.. But when the citizens refuse to pay for this service, he retaliates par using his instrument's magical power on their children, leading them away as he had the rats. And the childrun where never heard from again.. posté il y a plus d’un an

I was walking on the sidewalk and was stopped par a couple of Mormons on bikes...to be honest they really scared me. posté il y a plus d’un an

tfw toi need to draw because you've not drawn all week but toi also really need to sleep because you've not been sleeping well lately.
What choose. posté il y a plus d’un an

“ LET THE SUSHI ROLL” !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

After a low moment in my life I just wanted to make a post here to say I appreciate all of toi guys on fanpop as like a little online family and I'm thankful to be part of this community.

And while I might not talk to many of you, ou some of toi not as frequently as I would like, and I might be kinda stand-offish, I just wanted to say that you're all really great and I'm glad each of toi are around here <3 This might be kinda wtf but I just wanted to say it publicly lol. posté il y a plus d’un an

My husband says I'm not allowed to try to kill myself again until after my therapist appointment Friday. What a fucking asshole posté il y a plus d’un an

I l’amour ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Can we all take a moment of silence for my 4th gen iPod. He has served me well for like 5 years. Just recently his battery died and now he won't charge and come back on. R.I.P dear Gregory II. toi were as bold as your predecessor. posté il y a plus d’un an

The plus I look at who I am as a person, the plus seppuku sounds like a good idea posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm bored posté il y a plus d’un an

Kay so a lot of shit went down guys. It's been brought to my attention that the zanarchy vs prez stuff was bothering people because of how much it was being posted. It got hard to keep up with and (even if we didn't mean to) people felt excluded. I really hope toi guys don't take this personally because I had a lot of fun. But if I'm being completely honest it made me feel a bit uncomfortable too. I liked when it was sort of just me and slim going back and forth... posté il y a plus d’un an

Dispatch from the Supreme Fuhrer of the PNDOT:

Full schedule vaccination and flu shots are required in order to obtain a bus pass ou train ticket. posté il y a plus d’un an

JÄGER!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Here's a tip. Be careful when you're power washing ou toi might just power wash some of your ankle skin off...owie. posté il y a plus d’un an

update, 6 years later and im still emo. posté il y a plus d’un an

Very happy unbirthday!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Some aléatoire Fanpopper turned 27 today. Anyone wanna guess who??? posté il y a plus d’un an

I am King Cesar of Xianthrovasse!! Im hosting a tournament on my wall!! It's a tournament of questions that the leaders have to answer. The winner gets a wish from the Quintessential Scepter and if they and their réponses are appealing, i will support their goals!( ou give them whatever they want...) posté il y a plus d’un an

Its really hilarious to imagine the reaction that the newbies must have towards the whole"Zanarchy vs Prez"thing. posté il y a plus d’un an

I want to create dozens of chant androids to spread musique throughout the world. posté il y a plus d’un an

Who would have thought that all this Prezidency vs Zanarchy concept would bring this much activity to the Club. We need to do this plus often MDR !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

A pain grillé to my bro; DisneyPrince88, i l’amour toi bro! You're awesome!! posté il y a plus d’un an

political discourse got u down? the prez is here 4 u
link posté il y a plus d’un an

Bonus dispatch from the Supreme Fuhrer of the PNDOT:

In order to benefit all of our constituents, we will be turning undeveloped land into thorium reactor plants. This plan will be used to make energy costs cents on the dollar, in order to support the new environmentally friendly electric public buses we will be placing in club centers. For plus questions, contact either myself ou our High God Emperor of Engineering, Katana64 posté il y a plus d’un an

Dispatch from the Supreme Fuhrer of the PNDOT:

We do not recommend building roads out of the Bones of your enemies. Bones lack the strength to carry commercial traffic which means none of the goods and services we enjoy will make it to our stores. Bones also lack the smoothness that concrete ou asphalt has, which will put undue wear and tear on your car's suspension systems. Vote PNDOT for well constructed roads. posté il y a plus d’un an

So....YouTube just got a new layout... posté il y a plus d’un an

Brothers and Sisters!!! Come! rejoindre the Zanarchy! We have a place for everyone in our great society!! Here, we are free from the oppression of government!! Come one and all!! rejoindre us!! posté il y a plus d’un an

"I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad
The craziest friend that you've ever had
toi think I'm psycho, toi think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
toi like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell toi a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are
All the best people are crazy, all the best people are" posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm never drinking again... posté il y a plus d’un an

Dispatch from the Supreme Fuhrer of the organization formally known as the PFDOT:

we are officially breaking away from the prezidency and forming the Peoples National Department of Transportation, ou PNDOT, in recognition of the newly formed PNDOT party. Platform details will be placed in an article. We will be taking strong stances on roads, locomotives, feminism, and race relations. posté il y a plus d’un an

I have another theory: what if you've been living your life to your mid 20's only to find out that you've been asleep and your life was nothing plus than a dream when awake to find out that you're actually 8 years old? posté il y a plus d’un an

I have a theory: what if this world is a false reality and our actual bodies are on an alien ship in a long period of stasis and when we die it's just our actual bodies being disconnected from the ship's matrix. posté il y a plus d’un an

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

I hear Zanhar doesn't even like wieners, how can toi trust someone who doesn't like wieners? The zanharchy can't be trusted posté il y a plus d’un an

Not setting up the chair suivant time, not setting up the chairs suivant time. posté il y a plus d’un an

IT'S EVERYDAY BRO WITH THE BIG SMOKE FLOW ST 2 NUMBER 9'S IN 6 secondes NEVER DONE BEFORE posté il y a plus d’un an

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT,

Despite being at war with the zanharchy, we are self respecting and fight fair and will be leaving the roads open to all members of the zanharchy. Keep an eye on your speedometers though, tickets can get expensive posté il y a plus d’un an

i am goin 2 play the gay dad game nd ima run off w the rich white one bc thats what i did posté il y a plus d’un an

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

Interclub highway I-35 is closed due to deliberate attacks from unknown partisans. We have yet to discover who was behind it, but we're going to conveniently blame our political opposition. Shame on you, zanarchists posté il y a plus d’un an

I have returned from the void with news!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

plot twist i do not have thumbs posté il y a plus d’un an

Pun of the week: It wasn't because the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. posté il y a plus d’un an

Plot twist: I'm not real, I'm just a very elaborate troll posté il y a plus d’un an

salut there, hope you've all been doing well, as usual, God-willing~ ^__^

Is there something still wrong with Fanpop's or system? I posté a video on my friend's club and, instead of seeing my 97 or increase to 98, I was surprised to see it turn into 99 or instead.

Hmmm...? posté il y a plus d’un an

Wot in tarnation posté il y a plus d’un an

rejoindre the Zanarchy!!!! The Zanarchy is the best nation in the Multiverse!!!! Everyone has a place where they can fit in!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I just l’amour how Youtube is filled with a lot of retards who start fights ou insult each other over the most trivial shit ever. posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate self-advertising just as much as the suivant guy, but for the gamers here, toi might be interested in my newest article regarding cheating!

link

And yes, I'm not dead. DEATH LIVES ON! Wait, that doesn't make any sense... posté il y a plus d’un an

RA RA RASPUTIN,lover of the Russian Queen,
They put some poison into his wine,
Ra RA RASPUTIN,Russia's greatest l’amour machine,
He drank it all and he a dit "I feel fine". posté il y a plus d’un an

highkey wish i could change my nom d’utilisateur but damn its iconic. posté il y a plus d’un an

pro tip: marry a mexican and toi will never run out of salsa. posté il y a plus d’un an

Joy Division > whatever toi listen to
#juststatingfacts #thetruthhurts posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm going ghost! posté il y a plus d’un an

this.... this website is still a thing..????? posté il y a plus d’un an

happy friendship jour posté il y a plus d’un an

We played truth ou dare and I gave a dare to a friend and told him to call Domino's pizza and ask if this is the Krusty Krab. So he did. And the guy that answered a dit 'No. This is the chum bucket'

Best night ever. posté il y a plus d’un an

I haven't had internet for three weeks...I want to die. posté il y a plus d’un an

I accidentally spilled dirty oil all over myself and I'm too lazy to wash it off. I'll probably just sit on the canapé and make black jokes all jour posté il y a plus d’un an

My icone makes my usual bitchy statements like 10x funnier. posté il y a plus d’un an

i confess sometimes i read desu like "des-soo" ou "day-soo" instead of like "dess" nd its terrible
how dare u weebs insult my languedge like that
u dont see me ruinin any1 else's languedge do u?????? posté il y a plus d’un an

The prospect of moving out on your own is both really exciting and horribly frightening. I hate being faced with this inevitable fact of life. posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment when toi get scared par your own evil laugh... posté il y a plus d’un an

rejoindre me ou else toi will die! posté il y a plus d’un an

Help me, I'm surrounded par 8 smokers. posté il y a plus d’un an

4x4, duelly, crew cab, 7.3L diesel, no lit but I wanted to put a plat, à plat on it anyway. $15000 dollars. I might just have a new truck. posté il y a plus d’un an

It's my birthday today! Now I can finally buy vodka whenever the hell I want. Yay! posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm sure most of y'all saw that one post about my father, right? Well, here's a follow up to that: We've been talking on the phone for almost a week and we seemed to have hit it off. I've learned a lot about him, and he has me. At first, I was skeptical about him, but during our phone call last night, I asked him if it was OK to say I loved him. And he said, "Of course." and then a dit he loved me back. And I wasn't expecting that, and it made me SO happy. I finally have a father now <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Nothing quite like cooking sausage and scrambled eggs for a gang of sweaty ranch hands over an open feu and cast iron. It smells so fucking good. We might have extra, let me know if toi want any posté il y a plus d’un an

6:00 in the morning and I'm off to work. Gotta pay for that truck somehow posté il y a plus d’un an

I got a Darkrai via Link Trade. It's a beast! XD posté il y a plus d’un an

In the US, is "cheers" used to be informal version of "thank you"? ou have internet people thought that I was offering a fucking pain grillé in the countless times I've a dit it? posté il y a plus d’un an

had a legit conversation with the doctor about having kids and shit. He wants me to quit smoking and massively reduce caffeine intake.

fuck toi doc how am I supposed to do that and keep my emotional turmoil under control. I don't want to spend the money to get a regular therapist, I don't know if i can posté il y a plus d’un an

Have a doctor's appointment today, wish me luck posté il y a plus d’un an