MOM: toi may think all the boys from TV shows are perfect but in 20 years you'll look back at these pictures and say-
ME: "Look children, it's your father!"
MOM: What?
ME: Nothing... posté il y a plus d’un an

So I hear they are gonna put Ezio Auditore in the new Soul Calibur game.
I'm gonna have to buy it now. 8D posté il y a plus d’un an

Attention, stranger danger. posté il y a plus d’un an

-_- Prussia so many awesomer people sooo many XD posté il y a plus d’un an

My mum had 2g2 work at 6:00 am 2day she told me last night that i had 2 wake up early so i could go 2 skool 2day.......................but i slept in & i missed my bus....oooops XD posté il y a plus d’un an

:) ˙sǝןnɹ ǝɥʇ s,ʇı ˙sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ posté il y a plus d’un an

My cat eats paper. posté il y a plus d’un an

since this is random.. ABOGLA ABOGLA ABOGLA!! iehUIOEHDNFREGHAWRHirhsdtguiaehgeriskghreguihrgsorihaoihrgergrhgvhaghrgrhgrfrhhdfjkhgdfhgjdfhgeroighrivdnvb,knvibtpohpourietwuawqgsjkdbgjkfdbvjbvgohsuigewfyhjbvjk jhighuagebgldgbuisb...PIE posté il y a plus d’un an

Yesterday In math Class

Me: God this teacher's a bitch.
Maddie:Ya think I hate her! Every time she says sit down it comes out as Shit down. I want a class switch!
Lawson:Agreed! haha Mrs.Nauss is a chienne too!
Caleb:Im gonna' just in this conversation,
let's ditch this place and go get some food!
Me:Caleb all toi ever want is food!
Caleb:Wells im a athleat!
Me:I care?
Caleb:You should I know toi still have feelings for me!
Me:Yeah right!
Maddie:-nudges me- Come on Alicedee toi have posté il y a plus d’un an

I just found out I share a birthday with a animé character, Patricia Martin From Lucky Star. 'Tis is awesome. posté il y a plus d’un an

Think about how long it takes toi to come up with a comeback on the internet. Think about what would happen if it took toi that long in real life. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be screwed. posté il y a plus d’un an

On Tumblr there's a huge fangirl fight over Keegan Allen (Yes, I'm part of it, problem?) and for some reason I'm imagining everyone with a ghetto accent. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hmm, my toothpaste kinda tastes like fruity pebbles. posté il y a plus d’un an

PRUSSIA I DON'T FUZZOODLIN HATE toi xD posté il y a plus d’un an

Quien abla español? Yo ablo un poco ingles :( i talk little english posté il y a plus d’un an

Joan Jett rocks
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I've gots a new BF too ^^<3 posté il y a plus d’un an

An average jour at school:

A million strangers: Hey, Anika!
Me: Who the fuck are you?
A million strangers: I'm _______
Me: I don't know you!
A million strangers: But I know you!
Me: ............

Is this a good thing ou a bad thing? posté il y a plus d’un an

I like MEOWING!!!
posté il y a plus d’un an

*dances to Party Rock* If toi made this club toi are awesome! If toi made this club, just click on my nom d’utilisateur and write on my mur that toi made this club and if toi have another club,and I will fan you. posté il y a plus d’un an

I finally found - "Livin' on a prayer" par Bon Jovi yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

trust me, if toi watch Death Note you'll l’amour it! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

theyknowtheyknow
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today has been so very dear! i have a new favori pair of dear socks and my dear mother bought me a perroquet whom i am teaching to say dear! and my son dear leotard wants to be a dear hit man/dear gourmet chef when he grows up! posté il y a plus d’un an

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
(not my list)

That pause after Dora asks toi a question
The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat
Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye took the microphone
Kim’s last name
Dumbledore’s beard
This TT has been trending longer than her marriage.
kenny’s life on south park
And my personal favourite: Voldemort’s nose!
posté il y a plus d’un an

I just changed my icone yayz! XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class..
Mr.S: Ryan What Do toi Think Your'e Doing?
Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake
Mr.S: No toi Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.!
Me: No..I Wasnt. And toi Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So toi Wouldnt Feel It
Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o..
Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But toi Kept Yaping Away ._. posté il y a plus d’un an

today me and my friend were watching Fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was Fred dressed as a girl........ posté il y a plus d’un an

"Jack and Jill went up a colline to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do toi wanna?'. Jill a dit 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class posté il y a plus d’un an

Who else stayed accueil from school today? posté il y a plus d’un an

One jour I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up suivant to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.

I'm a shower. posté il y a plus d’un an

My mother found my D.S today.
I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~ posté il y a plus d’un an

the matrix, peter pan..donald duck??oh my!
my classmates has some really interesting costumes this an posté il y a plus d’un an

Not a single trick-or-treater has come to my house... Why? posté il y a plus d’un an

I told myself I wouldn't do it...
I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it...
I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over...
But that didn't really work...
I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy...
... ;-; Numbers are plus addicting than even the greatest chocolat temptation. posté il y a plus d’un an

Just got accueil from trick ou treatin! Theses two guys donné out Candy gave me and extra beurre finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally) posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Halloween!!! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Scarist Halloween story ever:
Knock on the door
Person réponses the door
Trick ou treat!!!
Person looks at kid
SLAM!person shuts door scarist part:
No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
posté il y a plus d’un an

Anybody not going out 2trick to treat posté il y a plus d’un an

On my spelling test, my little sister got "Oh" wrong. She wrote it backwards. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Halloween! posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Nightmare Night, everypony. posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't like to brag about it but I GOT THE FANATIC MEDAL. :} posté il y a plus d’un an

I just saw a araign? e, araignée on my ceiling. I blew on it and it almost landed on my head. I ran for my life! posté il y a plus d’un an

happy Halloween everybody!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Halloween everyone! Trick ou treat, get candy, scare little children =D fun fun fun. posté il y a plus d’un an

happy holloween!!!!!! have a good one! :D
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hello guys
Happy Halloween everybody have a nice jour posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Halloween everyone! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

I am at school slacking off. What abot you? :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

♪ So on the winds we sailed forth
on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king
He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury
My chalupas I defend
From the king of the great chalupacy
With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future
$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪ posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Halloween Everyone! Hope it's the creepiest one yet! posté il y a plus d’un an

i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!!
i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate my life posté il y a plus d’un an

What' cha doing for Halloween??xD posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site. posté il y a plus d’un an

bored....... posté il y a plus d’un an

I just got the Halloween cap.
Anyone else have it too? posté il y a plus d’un an

Y'all just Lost the game posté il y a plus d’un an

How stupid some people can be judge other people after their musique taste if toi know what i mean *headdesk* i made the question "are toi populaire in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many Friends and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because toi are an emo cause toi are gay,black,moslem ...and cause toi like punk/emo/heavy metal musique fuck of them toi are all beautiful <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Don't. Ever. Use. The. Word. Jammies. posté il y a plus d’un an

Here's what we do, all of us
We come and we go
And the time in between is precious
And it's vital that we enjoy every seconde granted 
Yes, we come and we go
And sometimes life feels like a f*ckn' rat race
But toi can't let it get toi down
Why? 
Let your moments be consumed par frustration ou hate
Make every moment special
As if it was your last
'Cause we come and we go, all of us
-Yeehaw. (We come and we go par brennan heart) posté il y a plus d’un an

If men had periods, I'm sure they'd brag about the size of their tampon. :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

CURSE toi PROCRASTINATION Dx posté il y a plus d’un an

Yeehaw posté il y a plus d’un an

So The Amanda montrer is on and they a dit "Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy".... is it just me ou does that sound REALLY wrong? :o posté il y a plus d’un an

I think..I think I'm in love. ; v ;

Black Veil Brides = Epic win. Consider me a fan ~ ( = ヮ = )૭ posté il y a plus d’un an

tomorrow its L's B-Day yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay L Ryuzaki posté il y a plus d’un an

Hooray. Today is Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone~! posté il y a plus d’un an

( = ヮ = )૭ posté il y a plus d’un an

mmm homemade milkshake ^ ^ posté il y a plus d’un an

WTF. Just..WTF. ಠ_ಠ

I go to the Toilet, I turn on the light, then my bro comes and I, while still standing outside the Toilet, start talking with him. Then, all of a sudden, the friggin' lights turn off and I run to my room, screaming like a bitch. ಠ _____ ಠ My bro says that the Lamp is old so it's kinda fucked up, and proves it par trying to turn it on again few times with no success. posté il y a plus d’un an

I've realized something.
Ever since I've believed the cake is a lie, I can no longer eat cake.
...
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS. posté il y a plus d’un an

Soo..............is anyone gonna be a part of team swag? posté il y a plus d’un an

*Parents not at home* Expectation: Woohoo! PARTYYY. Reality: *stay in room, on the lights, lock the door.* posté il y a plus d’un an

If u rejoindre da club viva la fashion u get 5 props!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

(Me lire le lemon)
"I dream about toi every night."
"What do toi dream about me?"
"I lick toi up and down and fuck toi until I forget how to fuck."

Me: WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOA! WHOAAAA! NOT RIGHT! WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA! NO! NONONONO! NO! NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
(Five secondes later)
Me: I mean if you're gonna write a lemon, at LEAST keep them in character.

I'm one crazy bitch... posté il y a plus d’un an

That akward moment when your friend asks toi what toi did in the washroom. posté il y a plus d’un an

TEAM SWAG! XD At school me and my Friends have this I. Don't know clu b thingy called team swag! I really don't even know that point of it! Every time we see eachother we high five and go TEAM SWAG! XD its weird but then again I'm weird imEPICALLY AWESOMLLY WEIRD! So who want to rejoindre a team swag on fanpop! All in favor of joining say TEAM SWAG!!! ...........should I make a spot for it? For the team swag members!............lol Seriously its pointles and weird so it awesome! posté il y a plus d’un an

They are having a party downstairs, and playing
Party Rock Anthem on loop. :DDDD

*Shoots self* posté il y a plus d’un an

Hurray! I'm saying hurray, because it is my birthday. posté il y a plus d’un an

What the hell?! That scared the shit out if me. I heard this scream from about a block away. Only the scream didn't seem human. posté il y a plus d’un an

I got bored so i dyed my hair purple 40 minutes ago......... posté il y a plus d’un an

addd me~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe lolz posté il y a plus d’un an

Have u ever noticed that the lower-case L and the capital I are the same thing?...............I'm bored posté il y a plus d’un an

Dammit, its Saturday night... WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

Oh wait, they all have lives. I forgot. posté il y a plus d’un an

diapers
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HOW TO SURVIVE THE NIGHT AFTER lire A SCARY CREEPYPASTA
1. Don't read the fucking pasta. posté il y a plus d’un an

Dedicated fan yes XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Don't read this if you're immature...seriously.
How come we sleep in church
But stay awake through a 3 heure movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about anything else?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are expanding? posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm gonna draw on your face ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

who went and saw Paranormal Activity 3?
i did it was awesome!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

L is beautiful,
he has huge eyes that remind me of the night,
he has a cute smile well when he smiles
his hands are long and thin somehow look soft
his hair is crazy with no sense of gravity
all I'm trying to say is that,...........
I FUCKEN l’amour L! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

A canard walked up to a limonade stand,
and he a dit to the man running the stand
Hey. *Bum bum bum*
Got any grapes?

The man a dit no we just sell lemonade.
It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all accueil made. Can I sell toi glass?
The canard a dit “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*
Then he waddled away *Waddle waddle waddle*

'Till the very suivant day. *Bum bum bum*

...What the hell did I just type? posté il y a plus d’un an

is the troll always down in aléatoire .. cuz i realy start to like that posté il y a plus d’un an

if toi haven't seen Death Note, something must be wrong with you. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

when is Haloween anyway? we dont celebrate it here and idk posté il y a plus d’un an

OMEGLE

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN! posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm gonna be megusta guy for halloween!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Halloween, folks! I'm being Shananay. posté il y a plus d’un an