Tax return checks mean that I get to buy brand. posté il y a plus d’un an

Whenever I a dit I hate Akame ga Kill! ou anything related to that anime, there's always one guy bitching me about it. "OMG how could toi hate Akame ga Kill!? That animé is one of the best animé in the whole world!!!" God I hate people like these. posté il y a plus d’un an

"So how do we get out of here?"

"I'm not coming with toi this time."

"What?" posté il y a plus d’un an

Since this isn't Facebook, I'm less likely to be b****ed at for saying this.... so....

Confession time: I <3 Nicholas Wilde! I seriously l’amour everything about this adorable fox.

He's:

A likable character
Easy to sympathize with
Adorable
Extremely attractive (aka hot)

There, I a dit it. I got that outta my system and I'm not ashamed of it. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am groot....... posté il y a plus d’un an

Does anyone know how to forget about old crushes? posté il y a plus d’un an

I just saw a post where someone a dit that they hated Bellatrix because of something she did in a FANFICTION that they read! MDR what? There are other perfectly valid reasons to hate my husband, and that's what you're going with? I cannot lol. posté il y a plus d’un an

Today's my birthday. Gonna try be productive. Already drawn something for an art trade so off to a great start. posté il y a plus d’un an

Going through all my old posts, commentaires and antics.... God, I was extremely annoying. I don't know when the "le" and "ermedgahd" fazes died down, but I'm glad they did. Don't get me started on the "xD" and "=3=" faces, and ending every sentence with "//shot". toi lifers are war Heroes for putting up with that mess. posté il y a plus d’un an

AH HA, so I figured out that all the aléatoire activity is on Unpopular Opinions.
....Or possible other forums. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Birthday Earth!!~ ^w^ I hope toi feel super clean and special today because we l’amour you, and we even made your favori cake. :) I hope toi guys have a super relaxing and love-fulled Earth's Day.~ Why don't toi go recycle ou plant a tree, now?~ posté il y a plus d’un an

So Windows 10 Creator's update thingy whatever just broke my DVD playback. HAHAHA....screw toi Windows update. posté il y a plus d’un an

So today on my lunch break I decided to be a mature adult and watch MLP to see if my opinion on it had changed. ATM I am not sure how I feel about it; it has it's kinda funny moments. posté il y a plus d’un an

Pikachu! I choose you! Use thunderbolt! posté il y a plus d’un an

I l’amour 4:20 PM at 69 degrees, because I like to party posté il y a plus d’un an

It's really weird to think that I'm two decades old. posté il y a plus d’un an

the moment when toi are in your best mood
toi realize everyone in your house is sound asleep xD time for pizza MDR posté il y a plus d’un an

Thank GOD Dragon-88 is gone.. posté il y a plus d’un an

If were to die.. I would try at least ONE joint, for my bucket list posté il y a plus d’un an

My hair is like brown and curly cotton candy. posté il y a plus d’un an

would toi rather sing in front of people ou eat the world's hottest chili?

i l’amour spicy nourriture so i don't have a problem xD posté il y a plus d’un an

somebitch walked into the gun store and was all like ayo where tha glocks at and i was like dood glocks arent even real and he was like oooooooooooo posté il y a plus d’un an

I use to say Michael De Santa was the most likeable GTA character ever..

But seeing it now.. All he scream at people, before he kills them.. And than tell people he feels bad about it. But he doesn't LOOK like he feels very bad about it.

Seriously.. Play the game again, and tell me that Michael doesn't strike toi as a crazy serial killer, that would be hiding in a dark ally.. posté il y a plus d’un an

God Cat Noir can hit me with his extending shaft anytime he wants. posté il y a plus d’un an

Why did the ceinture get arrested? posté il y a plus d’un an

Alvin and the Chipmunks. posté il y a plus d’un an

How do astronomers organize a party? posté il y a plus d’un an

It seems like there plus people on fanpop lately posté il y a plus d’un an

When an email doesn't change to read, then toi mark it manually but it still shows up on the side as still having 1 unread mail. posté il y a plus d’un an

This is a party post. Who wants to party?! posté il y a plus d’un an

My cat is in heat. Must listen to Mozart's works with volume up. posté il y a plus d’un an

Well when ur on the brink of death there's only one word that helps, MAAARTHA jk 😂 posté il y a plus d’un an

what if your boîte mail on fanpop reached one million messages? xD posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm the kind of guy who works out for 30 minutes and then goes "I did good today. I'm gonna eat a bunch of doughnuts to celebrate!" posté il y a plus d’un an

I am Going to hurt someone. My friend emailed me because I had to stay accueil again. Well a kid stabed her. Now I am going to stab him. posté il y a plus d’un an

Do toi guys think it's okay to use another icone (which contains slight spoilers)? posté il y a plus d’un an

Good bye, people. I'm on a leave again. I won't be back before a an ou so. Just like always. When I return, who knows which users will I see again.... tatta. :) posté il y a plus d’un an

do toi guys want plus of my votes aléatoire things - pick one? if it's boring ou something let me know posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm so tired I could eat a horse...wait what? posté il y a plus d’un an

A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis,filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall. Every night she used to go to the mur & get satisfied herself. Oneday her neighbour saw this..!He made a hole in the wall, removed the husbands penis & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife...cut his penis & said..."Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!"Moral,,,, don't put your dick everywhere posté il y a plus d’un an

Just Lost my voice. I have to go to school but I am not aloud to talk at all. I AM GOING TO DIE TODAY! posté il y a plus d’un an

I am dieing right now. I am sick and it does not help that I am always outside. posté il y a plus d’un an

people x soft drinks are bad
me x buys big cul, ass pepsi posté il y a plus d’un an

;-; Guys I was going to make another fun Hunger Games Simulator for this club like I did in the past since its been a while and everyone seemed to have enjoyed it ;-;

But ;-; Despite having the code a week il y a ;-; The website deleted my and forgot my code that had all the fun events that could have happened and made it fun ;-;

If toi guys like, I could try to make it again ;-; posté il y a plus d’un an

I often like to think that somewhere in my ancestry there is royalty. posté il y a plus d’un an

Today I played a prank and wrote my friend's name on my test and he got an A plu- oh.. huh.. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy National Siblings Day! posté il y a plus d’un an

Praise Kek !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

i had a girl sleep in my accueil am i not allowed 2 b gay now do i lose my gay card posté il y a plus d’un an

I played a prank on my friend comeron okay so this is how it went:
I walked up to a kid she hates and told him she liked him and told him to ask her out. He did but like 5 times. She thinks he likes her but it was me. I am also going to prank her par giving her a stuffed animal that my dog has played with before. posté il y a plus d’un an

Just told my friend how many kids bully me. I regret it now. posté il y a plus d’un an

Why is the human race so ignorant that we must fear and destroy what we don't understand? I don't get that. I say rather than fearing the unknown, we should study it. I think we as a whole should expand our horizons. If knowledge is power, then why can't we wield it? I think that we could benefit greatly from questions much better than judgments. My question is... Do toi crave knowledge? posté il y a plus d’un an

Requesting target , mail order pizza. I repeat, target is the pizza. Over. Over. posté il y a plus d’un an

toi are not a drop in the ocean toi are the entire ocean
In a drop posté il y a plus d’un an

roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what toi think......
Its a Teabag posté il y a plus d’un an

Teacher: Today's topic is photosynthesis
Kids: Ok Sir
Teacher: So what is photosynthesis?
Kids: Today's topic posté il y a plus d’un an

Having been on this club, and even plus so this cite, for as long as I have, I feel super old and archaic. I cant imagine what it feels like to be the fossils we are making oil out of like Zanhar and Blind. posté il y a plus d’un an

I was born to smother toi with flowers. posté il y a plus d’un an

Today a kid walked up to me and a dit "are toi my mother?" I replayed be saying "No, I am not toi mom" he a dit toi look like her are toi sure toi are not here. I a dit yes i am sure. Then he called ma fat and ugly and ran off crying. Then his mom came over to him and told him to say sorry but he did not. I guess I am not going to the mall any time soon. posté il y a plus d’un an

When a lady is pregnant, all her Friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters... posté il y a plus d’un an

I just got a surgery yesterday. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am losing my mind! all my so posed to be Friends are changing and making me feel bad. I am crying because I feel like I have to change with them. I am going to have a mental breakdown soon!! I cant even breath. posté il y a plus d’un an

Today I made Friends with my crush and twinklestar11 saw how strange it went. posté il y a plus d’un an

Wot if the 'wot if' meme never existed ?? posté il y a plus d’un an

I am done with everyone at school. Just got bullied for the seconde time today. posté il y a plus d’un an

Have toi ever felt invisible. I feel like that because I am so shy but yet bold when I get bullied cause words do cut deep and that only makes toi stronger and to find out who toi really are inside. Take it from me I am different because of what people say but toi should not change. I bet toi all are amazing talented people that need a best friend so that they can help toi though the hardest times in toi life.
commentaire if toi have a best friend AND If toi get bullied and how they help you. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am so tired of getting picked on because I am not a girly girl like other people and don't like girly things. I am a fucking tomboy people. I wear all black and red *most of the time* but that does not mean I am going to cry and run away and act shy. Well I am shy but who really cares about that.I am tired of walking into school and getting bullied for no reason at all. posté il y a plus d’un an

Try to figure out what color a smurf will turn if toi choke it. posté il y a plus d’un an

just because i a dit something nice doesn't give toi the right to call me your friend all the sudden posté il y a plus d’un an

SUPRIZZE BUTTSEKSS posté il y a plus d’un an

Today is the last jour for pssas!! :) posté il y a plus d’un an

One spelling mistake can destroy your life: a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add e at the end of a word: I'm having such a wonderful time.. Wish toi were her..... posté il y a plus d’un an

Wot if we're all already in the afterlife, and life is just a psychically connected dream that we are all simultaneously having? And then when people die, it's actually their dead loved ones pouring a bucket of water on their head to wake them up. posté il y a plus d’un an

Today I pushed Twinklestar11 into a boy she hates at school now she is mad at me. I am calling it true love. They are ment to be together. posté il y a plus d’un an

SON: Dad how do I know when someone is drunk?
DAD: Come here, toi see the four coconut trees there? Good, a drunk man will see eight.
SON: But dad, there's just two coconut trees there.
DAD: posté il y a plus d’un an

Anyone here way too prone to loving the sympathetic antagonist? posté il y a plus d’un an

A lady told me she is proud to be a virgin and that she will die virgin because she wants to be a good example to her children... posté il y a plus d’un an

I was high af at this gun boutique where I work and I could swear a guy came in asking for ammunition for his clock. I was all like WTF man. 6 hours later I realize what happened and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be fired posté il y a plus d’un an

I find it amusing. People who have been on this side for like... 4-5+ years are really not present on the troll réponses while people that were here from 0-4 years seem to post a lot in response. posté il y a plus d’un an

Patient - doctor I took my meds at 6 Am today.
Doctor - but I told toi to take them at 9 Am.
Patient- I wanted to surprise the bacteria. posté il y a plus d’un an

if toi were here like back in 2006 till 2011-2012-2013- 2015 tops toi know those were the best years even trolls were funny posté il y a plus d’un an

Whoever says chiens can't smile never met my dog. posté il y a plus d’un an

Honestly I think that tonight reminded me that I never left my early 2012 meme and 'i'm so aléatoire rawr MDR xD' phase. posté il y a plus d’un an

Can't we get a better quality troll than someone that just call someone bitches? Its pretty lame, I don't know if toi can even consider that trolling. posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment when you're not active on a site and when toi try to reconnect however they just don't remember. for whatever reason. "And you're just like oh okay toi don't remember me well it is my fault yeahhhh" and then toi just end the conversation quickly as to not be awkward. posté il y a plus d’un an

* in a demonic voice *. I am evil and I want cheese. posté il y a plus d’un an

omg my mom gave birth to my new baby sister:D im not the only child anyone i'm so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 posté il y a plus d’un an

Who got the booty? I got the booty. They got the booty. We got the booty. posté il y a plus d’un an

Boi. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy late birthday to this sexy blob in my icon! posté il y a plus d’un an

Have toi ever noticed once toi "fall in love" with a song, and u listen to it a lot, the song seems to go quicker than when the first time u heard it.

this happened to me. I was just listening to the song called "girls" and i just started to listen to it and i went to see how mmany minutes were left and there was like 1 min left already. posté il y a plus d’un an

Super stoked for the rain we're supposed to be getting suivant week. I just want to put on my worn out trench manteau and lay down in the mud. Does that sound like fun to anyone else? Anyone wanna join? posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm a new user here!

par the way, if any of toi have Facebook account, can toi please like my page? :-)
---> link posté il y a plus d’un an

wot if it isn'tapril fools jour posté il y a plus d’un an

An extravagant excerpt from our valiant hero Shakespeare:

"APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!" -April 23rd, 1616 posté il y a plus d’un an

I can't believe i actually joined this gay site & stayed here for this long i've always hated it here it's awful
:vvv posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know who should get with Bellatrix? Molly Weasley. That'd be hot AF.
Like AzkaDAMN! posté il y a plus d’un an

April Fool's jour is gay. posté il y a plus d’un an

i l’amour america but hate the ignorant people who uses /understands freedom wrong i can't stand those who says i do what i want without giving a single fuck about respect ou that everything has a they just act like they own the fucking earth posté il y a plus d’un an

when i'm eating with people i instantly lose my appetite posté il y a plus d’un an