Why creating a mechanical British servant is no plus eccentric than that tie you're wearing posté il y a plus d’un an

Actually going to go to lit early for a change. I fucking hate getting up early, its such a pain in the ass. posté il y a plus d’un an

The mentality that toi need to create the perfect image to gain validation from nobodies on social media is upsetting to me
toi have to always do everything flawlessly, toi have to be judged, toi can never admit your faults ou your guilty pleasures, toi must always commit to an image that is fake just for acceptance on Twitter
I think we need this lesson now plus than ever, coming from my boy, Courage the Cowardly Dog
link posté il y a plus d’un an

Real question
With classes being on the Zoom these days
What if a kid got sick
Not with the virus
Just the regular flu
Would they be allowed to call in sick ou would the teacher tell them to open that Zoom call because they're already home
Has COVID cancelled staying accueil sick as well? posté il y a plus d’un an

Wtf

So apparently grilled cheese sandwiches hit different at 2 something in the morning.

What I can't understand though is why it tastes like one of the best things that I've eaten in my entire life right now 🤣 posté il y a plus d’un an

''I am unable to achieve victory when posed against mammary glands kneading my genitalia in a sexual manner.''

- HIVE-SAN (TL) !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Fanpop: yOu cAn pOsT vIdEoS!1!

Also Fanpop: ONLY FROM YOUTUBE!!1! posté il y a plus d’un an

the idea of a clutch bourse, sac à main is nightmarish to me, like the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag posté il y a plus d’un an

When toi have long hair like I do, toi learn to stop getting upset when toi get hair in your food
Because the chances are plus likely that it's your own
Course, that don't excuse the nasty set of hair toi find in school lunches. Even if that hair tastes better than the manufactured shit they give to kids, hair is still hair and hair in your nourriture is nasty posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate it when you're playing League of Legends and you're a melee fighter, who specialises in jumping in, doing damage and cc, but your team backs off whenever toi jump in. Like, if you're not going to fight and be a bunch of pussies, then just don't even fucking play the game. FFS. Now I'm tilted. posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't have a balance
Think I'm gonna fall
Wish I have a talent
I don't belong here at all

Drowning in the pressure
In above my head
Why did I think I could do this
I should have walk away instead
This is my chance to break free
Everythings depending on me
And if I keep trying I'll be
On haut, retour au début Of The World posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm about to beat toi suckers like I beat my dick: with a hammer posté il y a plus d’un an

toi are so self satisfied 🎶
Always ready for a ride
Double crossing, lousy cheat, l’amour toi anyway
toi have warm and tender devils soul, toi are so low
🎶 posté il y a plus d’un an

Guys, toi must know
I got OCD
And ADD
And ADHD
And CQC
And EBT
And CBT
And STD
And BBC
And MVP
And IDK
And SNK
And JFK
And KKK
I got a lotta issues, buddy, so if toi try stepping up to me, don't forget your dealing with a mommy's little special needs boy. I'm special and toi ain't. Get fucked posté il y a plus d’un an

I am Sir seconde Son Camealot, Knight of the table, tableau of Girth, protector of asses and titties throughout the infinite cosmos.

Our enemies come in hordes and swarms, and they are powerful.

But upon my limped steel becoming big steel I shall strike them down with one mighty balançoire, swing of my Noble Phantasm. We shall be victorious!

The raid of shadows have become mobile, seeking to replace all that we l’amour with Traps. rejoindre me my brethren, my allies! The Battle for Waifus has begun. posté il y a plus d’un an

Molé with chips hits plus different than salsa. posté il y a plus d’un an

So it is just me ou is there anyone else stuck with an Image Glitch again? As many times I refresh, they just won't load !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Forgot how much a proper kick to the ribs actually hurts, especially from a fellow experienced martial artist. posté il y a plus d’un an

Mess with the best so the rest can make a mess on the best's chest posté il y a plus d’un an

Freezing milkshakes solid hits different. I've been doing the same with chocolat pudding and applesauce. posté il y a plus d’un an

Alright help me out coz I'm puzzled. "The Witcher (Netflix)" spot has nearly 41,000 fans - but the montrer only came out December last year. Surely there haven't been anyone NEAR that number of active fanpop accounts in 2019-2020? MDR it feels like there's a few hundred people on this site at most posté il y a plus d’un an

My mum didn't raise a quitter. She raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something posté il y a plus d’un an

Well, I really accentuated the idea of my laziness, because I did absolutely nothing today. Like, literally, the furthest I walked was down to the foyer of where we're staying to get my Uber Eats. Lmao.

I should probably start moving in the weekends, instead of doing nothing. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy birthday Adam West. Rest well, my hero. posté il y a plus d’un an

Whenever toi feel low, Ash is still 10. posté il y a plus d’un an

articles like "Is Cooking Mama the Dark Souls of IRL" are the reasons why gamers get beat par police. Because as we all know, Gamer Lives Matter and game journalism is just a racist caricature of gamers posté il y a plus d’un an

I feel I would terrify my 7 an old self.. I’m very gothique now, and like horror..LOL posté il y a plus d’un an

I had a beef tongue taco; it was good. posté il y a plus d’un an

Always question everything. question everything including your conspiracy theories. posté il y a plus d’un an

"We thought we could be arrogant, turn this planet into a-" posté il y a plus d’un an

*Laughs in aléatoire club syntax* posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: I’ve watched both Avatar: The Last Airbender & Avatar: The Legend Of Korra. Now on to the suivant Avatar series. 😎
Avatar fans: Um, there is no other Avatar series. You’ve completed it all. 🙃
Me: NO! What am I supposed to watch now?? 😮😭 posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh, why do I compare myself to everyone?
And I always got my finger on the self-destruct
I wonder when I l’amour me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wonder when I l’amour me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Why am I always looking for a ride ou die?
'Cause mine's the only cœur, coeur I'm gonna have for life
After all the times I went and fucked it up
(All the times I went and fucked it up)
I wonder when I l’amour me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah) posté il y a plus d’un an

Uber Eats is the greatest thing in the world. Just sit back, relax and nourriture will come to you. Any food. Whatever toi want. For a lazy bastard like me, nothing could be greater. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Pretty sure this is just a spam bot, pls help rapporter it ("report abuse" button on user page) link posté il y a plus d’un an

Being a 2000s kid is a lot like being a 90s kid
Except everyone hates you
Including 90s kids
And including other 2000s kids
And including yourself posté il y a plus d’un an

I went old-school while watching anime, and saw Astro Boy. posté il y a plus d’un an

I just watched a 30-second English dub of Uzaki-chan Wants To Hang Out. Uzaki's voice actor (Monica Riall) made her sound like a Karen with a scratchy voice.

I'm not one to choose subs over dubs donné that I don't know Japanese, but this specific anime... posté il y a plus d’un an

Just wait a minute... I saw that we are going to have a movie for violet evergarden and if I am correct then I saw in the trailer that major gilbert is alive. Are toi freaking kidding me...Return back my tears!! XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Fuck hate people I'm not talkative.
*inbox currently 1592* posté il y a plus d’un an

Your god is ugly and so are toi posté il y a plus d’un an

I wish my brthday was in october.. favori mois posté il y a plus d’un an

Youtubers I imagine I would get along with, if they are the same off-camera..

Jimmy Tatro

Matthew Santoro

Maybe Rob Gavagan, but might depend..

Chris Stuckmann

Jules from WhatCulture posté il y a plus d’un an

Large animated banner: 5000

or in Wallet: 73

MDR fucking fanpop posté il y a plus d’un an

Like and dislike whatever films toi want. Don't let Rotten Tomatoes influence your opinions. It's a cool website and all, but too many people decide whether a movie's good ou bad based on the R. T. score. posté il y a plus d’un an

It's already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow?? Fuck this posté il y a plus d’un an

>Everyone collectively wishes for zombies
>The first zombie manifests out of pure willpower and makes its way out
>Everyone has been waiting for it behind a wall, hyping up their plan for the past months/years and now it has finally happened
>As soon as it walks out the zombie gets octuple-teamed within secondes out of anticipation and flops down on the spot
>Didn't even get to flex my 800 Jew pistolets I warehoused ou my 95 inch truck wheels that I now have to Craigslist for quicksells lawl posté il y a plus d’un an

Am I the only one who likes the nick cage ghost rider films, non ironically.. posté il y a plus d’un an

*goes to kuro thé forum*
* now turns into drunk party*
kuro toi dick are toi planning on getting a muslim person drunk?
Astaghfirullah XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Hey, Zach?
Oh, nothing.
Just felt like saying that posté il y a plus d’un an

Tweeting #Allbuildingsmatters on twitter. I want the All lives matter crowd to see how fucking goddamn offensive it is to say all lives matter when black people are mourning people. Now here is a comparison. This is my social commentary for today. Both are equally offensive but if they wanna say #ALM. I'll have a fucking great time doing this to them today. posté il y a plus d’un an

I just had an insane Renekton game, where I was literally dashing into the enemy team, doing a shit-ton of damage, getting at least a kill and still surviving to fight again. I felt like a pro-player executing the champion properly. Guess I'm finally getting better at LoL. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

My 2020 Summed up in 11 seconds: link posté il y a plus d’un an

Alright toi nerds, what's the best (free) way to watch Avatar The Last Airbender? posté il y a plus d’un an

Can US Americans, when using forums with an international audience, stop using nonsense abbreviations to say what region they're from?? People on an introduction thread on fb were like "I'm from Sydney, Australia!", "Birmingham, UK", "Berlin, Germany"... and then there's fooking "Athens, GA" and "Bedford, IA". WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE MEAN. For the l’amour of god just spell out the name lmao posté il y a plus d’un an

*Walks outside at midnight*

*Looks both ways*

*Clears throat and inhales deeply while Je te laisserai des mots earrape starts playing in the background*

"Enemy stand? I think not my friend. This is the work of a friendly sit!": link posté il y a plus d’un an

I I had a nickel for everytime I was doomed par a puppet, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice posté il y a plus d’un an

ANY F-250 WITH THE 7.3 IS GOINT TO OUTLAST toi SON, THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO

-"SMALL" JOHN DOYLE

US navy cooks 1981 - 1981
Army veteran club 1982 - 2020 posté il y a plus d’un an

toi can boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

Bullshit is still bullshit. Fuck the what. posté il y a plus d’un an

life is a fuck posté il y a plus d’un an

How did the toxic couteau cut the garbage human?

From the WASTE up.

Aaaaha...haha...ha. posté il y a plus d’un an

Heads up. This asshat is back. posté il y a plus d’un an

Another at-home BBQ gone successful (slightly). posté il y a plus d’un an

toi ever take a nap, and think it's tomorrow? Then toi realize it's still today. posté il y a plus d’un an

Listen, everyone
toi may feel like an NPC on some days
But no, you're just the protagonist of a Bethesda game
toi may feel like toi have no control in your life
Like everyone is making the big boy decisions for you
But that's just because Godd Howard can't run a company
That's not your fault posté il y a plus d’un an

your minge is cringe
and so are toi posté il y a plus d’un an

Fanmade Pokémon are most of the time better than the ones the Pokémon Company puts out. posté il y a plus d’un an

Sometimes I feel like a support/side character that doesn't get enough screen time in my own life. Not gonna lie, it kinda sucks the :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

Seems like every election has been "the most important election of your life" since 1788 lol. posté il y a plus d’un an

Give me ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo

Cash me outside with ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo posté il y a plus d’un an

God's watching toi suffer for character development. posté il y a plus d’un an

Leak: The government is holding the Covid vaccine release until Thanksgiving week. Black Friday will be the true apocalypse. posté il y a plus d’un an

Wot the fook happened this place? been ages since i came on here posté il y a plus d’un an

*JUST A RUMOUR*

We might have Nate Diaz vs Jorge Masvidal II. posté il y a plus d’un an

Why the fuck headaches only strikes when toi are in your happiest moment? posté il y a plus d’un an

This is a sad news for me and the Magia Record community. Magia Record server in NA will be shut down at the end of September. I had spent many hours playing that gacha game since the jour it was released. I have spent with these characters like they were my close Friends and I have to say goodbye to them. posté il y a plus d’un an

Light travels 1,080,000,000 km in a minute. In a year, light travels 9,460,800,000,000 km.
par comparison, the fastest a manned spacecraft has travelled is 40,000 km/h.
It would take us almost 30,000 years to travel a light an in one of our space-crafts. posté il y a plus d’un an

Your minge is cringe posté il y a plus d’un an

@Wind

"The ending narration par Tatiana reveals that since then, Vinyl City has become a place where people can perform all kinds of music, free of discrimination ou restrictions. The game ends with Mayday and Zuke stepping out to perform in front of their adoring fans." -Wikipedia posté il y a plus d’un an

I can't believe No Straight Roads is an attack on CoketheUmbreon's perfect reality of a world run par EDM
Sorry, Coke. EDM is evil and rock is good
So says No Straight Roads
(Game slaps par the way. Check it out) posté il y a plus d’un an

I noticed that I got a new red medal and I was like, "finally after 10 years, a medal for random!" MDR nope, not even tho. Though I won't complain too much because I got the medal for Lana Parrilla's club. posté il y a plus d’un an

How calming it is under the eye of the storm.

Until it looks the other way. posté il y a plus d’un an

Romeo and Juliet were fucking idiots and I'm glad they're dead posté il y a plus d’un an

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache

🎶
🎶
🎶 posté il y a plus d’un an

Waiting for the Uzaki-Chan Wants To Hang Out English dub like... posté il y a plus d’un an

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. posté il y a plus d’un an

I will celebrate Jet's funeral later...I have got something else on mind...RIP Chadwick Boseman best known for playing black panthère in marvel. He was battling cancer since 2016. This is a great loss... Wakanda forever!! Black panthère was one of my favori superhero from marvel and this news was ver shocking for me. Am really sad about this. posté il y a plus d’un an

Fuck
I can't download Demon Slayer images without hearing in my head bloom screaming

OMG OMG I SHIP IT BGBWRBWRBW

*gets shot*
*RIP JET* posté il y a plus d’un an

"The idea of light-speed is that toi are travelling 300,000 km/s, which is the fastest known speed to mankind. We all dream about being able to exceed the speed of light, as far as the expansion of the Universe and the theory of it exceeding the speed of light. Whether it is true, ou not, is a whole different question entirely, but it is certainly an interesting one." posté il y a plus d’un an

"Life is nothing, but a dream. We dream of earning more, doing more, eating more... all we want is more." According to James Rachels, there is a whole study of moral philosophy, regarding the idea of human nature and wanting more, plus and more. posté il y a plus d’un an

"If toi commentaire on Youtube, but toi feel the need to use caps, ou argue in bold, then you're clearly angry and tilted, therefore, toi should probably avoid commenting in the first place and sounding like a tool. Yeah, conseil is hard to take, but pride is worth nothing if you're wrong." posté il y a plus d’un an

"Life is hard. Nothing could possibly be harder, but one thing makes life vastly plus simple: the internet." posté il y a plus d’un an

"Peace under an illusion is not true peace. Peace is only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it" posté il y a plus d’un an

Every-time when someone speaks nonsense, the first thing I ask them is "Are toi psychopath?" I don't know why they feel they are being dissed 😒😒 posté il y a plus d’un an

"Forgetting a memory doesn't mean you've abandoned it, right? toi can't let go of the things that are important to you. They're surely stored away, deep in the drawers of your heart... and when they unexpectedly peek out at you, toi feel a strange mixture of happiness and embarrassment." posté il y a plus d’un an

I went jogging without my glasses.
dont even ask how deep is the wound XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Goku: Hey, best buddy

Vegeta: F**k off posté il y a plus d’un an

It's Never Ogre posté il y a plus d’un an

The devil toi know and see is nothing compared to the one that you're oblivious to. posté il y a plus d’un an

UPDATE: Hurricane Laura missed Lufkin, so we're pretty much marked safe. posté il y a plus d’un an