Mwuhahahahaha >:D Im on here on a school computer XD Still i dont wanna be at scholl DX posté il y a plus d’un an

Never say never I never will again
Open a box of Animal Crackers and make an animal farm
Open everything
Out of nowhere, ou when it is quiet, say loud "When I say heeee-aay, toi say hoooo, Heeee-aay" and see how many people say "ho"
Over pluck your eyebrows
Paint with your toes
Paint zèbre, zebra stripes on your computer
Patch some clothing
Pay for expensive things with pennies
Peel grapes
Phone your local government rep and see if toi can convince him ou her to have lunch with youy posté il y a plus d’un an

Sorry, just felt like posting a link to an awesome Youtube vid!

link posté il y a plus d’un an

wanna rejoindre my new club ?

link posté il y a plus d’un an

arah!random club ke sarae pagalo dhyan tae suno..
tum log seriously bhaut boring ho chuke ho..
thar se accha toh trlls hi hai kam se kam woh hamnae entairten to karae karae...........
aur jinhae hindi ati hai..mei time pass kar rahi hu.... posté il y a plus d’un an

dude fanpop is getting so boring these days......>:(
and aléatoire is getting bore with useless questions.......achhhhhhhhh......i just want to sleep after visiting fanpop these days.... posté il y a plus d’un an

Man, I'm starting to hate twitter. Let's just go back to smoke signals.
toi know, just hold your towel above a campfire, and let a message up in the air, saying:

"You're a slut! trolollo >:D" posté il y a plus d’un an

salut who wants to hear a joke :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Once upon a time AND THEN A CAT FELL FROM THE CEILING AND EVERYONE DIED the end :3 posté il y a plus d’un an

God that user ilovetowrite is SO fucking annoying and pathetic for becoming a troll when no one else did anything wrong and he/she gets butthurt in the cul, ass without a reason. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm SO. FUCKING. SICK. of the words "Epic", "Swag" and (I know this isn't really a word, but...) "Lol". MDR is the most over-used abbreviation thing ever, it has no plus meaning. Sorry, had to get that off my chest. posté il y a plus d’un an

And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. I find it hard to tell toi 'cause I find it hard to take. When people run in circles, it's a very very mad world, mad world. Mad world, mad world.<3 posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't know why all those college kids complain, I could totally live off ramen. posté il y a plus d’un an

i got a birthday petit gâteau, cupcake for my birthday,three days ago,its pretty posté il y a plus d’un an

I want a magic oreiller posté il y a plus d’un an

also never try to jump out of a arbre from what toi think is a sûr, sans danger hight. posté il y a plus d’un an

PLEASE never try to rollerskate down a flight of stairs. posté il y a plus d’un an

*dances* posté il y a plus d’un an

I just gave my oreiller an operation...it didnt make it...my cat is in mourning...i will never drink an energy drink again posté il y a plus d’un an

OH MY GOD!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I dont think your ready for this Jelly~!

just sang this to my cacahuète, arachide butter. posté il y a plus d’un an

"TAKE A CHANCE, toi STUPID HOE!" :) <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Everybody come on dance and sing
Everybody get up and do your thing posté il y a plus d’un an

why is everyone in my house sleeping but me?!? posté il y a plus d’un an

It's my dad's birthday today. The big Four-Oh. posté il y a plus d’un an

Guys do toi know any feel good songs? posté il y a plus d’un an

Please rejoindre my club. link posté il y a plus d’un an

yes! am 11000 fan!

looks like the president is very lucky posté il y a plus d’un an

Dont take life so seriously. toi wont make it out alive anyway :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Haha yess I'm going to the cattle montrer in gosford for school with my besties Jaz kiara shaniah and tazmin can't wait and I think I miss out on maths yayy posté il y a plus d’un an

I fell asleep in my mom's room after not sleeping at all for 2 days (as usual), and then my sis comes in, and turns on the friggin' TV. >:U

When I asked her to turn it off and go watch her montrer in the Living-room she simply a dit "Nathan (our younger bro) is using the PS3 so my only option is to watch TV here, toi can go to your room if toi wanna sleep so bad."

...Dat bitch. >:I posté il y a plus d’un an

My brother left the TV on after Scott Pilgrim and it changed to porn xD I realized it right when my nine an old brother walked in the room, I practically colombe to turn the TV off before he saw it. I have successfully reserved his innocence for the time being. posté il y a plus d’un an

Bye posté il y a plus d’un an

Respect the monkey posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate obama posté il y a plus d’un an

mj is my favori artist posté il y a plus d’un an

smile to everyone who loves toi posté il y a plus d’un an

i like chicken! !!! posté il y a plus d’un an

A dead body was found near where I live wearing nothing but a pair of boots....

Y U NO LET ME HELP SOLVE CASE?! DX posté il y a plus d’un an

who was the dummy that invinted school >:( posté il y a plus d’un an

they say that there zombies because of a video posté il y a plus d’un an

oh no im gonna get a neddle oh well atleast i dont get scared
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oh shit
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a waffle culb hmm aléatoire posté il y a plus d’un an

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Dammit. I dropped my bag of Doritos! posté il y a plus d’un an

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....I'm not bored! posté il y a plus d’un an

I've just watched The X Effect on Mtv. Jesus-sucking-christ, what a horrible show. I can't believe there would be a TV montrer that would destroy the lives of four people and that being for the whole world to see. What's worse, people see it as entertainment.

Sick, sick television. posté il y a plus d’un an

CSI: Can't
Stand
Idiots posté il y a plus d’un an

sweating...alot...chasing children and they wont CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!! aww i hate baby sitting -.- posté il y a plus d’un an

Dose anyone want to battle me in super smash bros brawl? posté il y a plus d’un an

''shut up u bunch a lil jimmys'' R TRUTH ....... hehe posté il y a plus d’un an

i got noodles in my ears!!!!!! HELP! HELP! posté il y a plus d’un an

bye bye baby bye bye posté il y a plus d’un an

If toi give a man a hole, what does he have? Nothing. If toi give a man a shovel, he can did a hole to contain the nothing. posté il y a plus d’un an

That horrible feeling when toi walk in on your sister and her ex boyfriend...making out with each other....
posté il y a plus d’un an

"You can stop messing with the boys for starters, they don't mean nothing to you, oh no no!" <<<Whoever knows what song that is from without Google fucking rules. posté il y a plus d’un an

i hav a dog nd da weirdest dream i eva had was my cuz oliver in da outfit dat lady gaga wears in poker face- FREAKY!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate it when fucking assholes I can't even know ou see bring up stupid-ass memories... posté il y a plus d’un an

Can anyone here lend me 1000 dollars please posté il y a plus d’un an

meow
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who says pixies are nice all they do is throw pixie dust in your eyes
kid:i wish for a pony
pixie:ok let me just grab some pixie dust and ...
kid: MY EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSS
O.O posté il y a plus d’un an

toi spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round right round :D posté il y a plus d’un an

U IS HOBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translation: toi are a hobo.
posté il y a plus d’un an

an old man just stuck his tongue at me
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I have BLUE HAIR!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

there is a drunk hobo at my door im just kidding posté il y a plus d’un an

The biscuits, cookies are invading. posté il y a plus d’un an

Looking bad for the Olympics with all the rioting going on in England posté il y a plus d’un an

i aint happy im feeling glad i got sunshine in a bag im useless but not for long the future is coming on ~ 2D of Gorillaz :3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Howard uniforms suck. posté il y a plus d’un an

Is it that difficult to understand the difference between a question and a statement when posting a question? posté il y a plus d’un an

IT IS A aléatoire WALL

OF RANDOMNESS posté il y a plus d’un an

book a flight to Londres book a flight to france book a flight to switzerland salut we in Japon posté il y a plus d’un an

Fact: People applying for a Dutch resident visa have to watch a film with nudity and two men s’embrasser to make sure that they aren't offended par it.
Now, if they did it in the USA... posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi TwT posté il y a plus d’un an

hellow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is anyone here...i am alone in aléatoire club...bye posté il y a plus d’un an

Nigglywiggly: That strip of paper on a Hershey's Kiss. posté il y a plus d’un an

I like snakes. posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh my God my head feel off!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

It's official,(well it's been official for a while now) The United States of America's economy is royally screwed. Like even plus so than before. T_T and what sucks is that if we go down the rest of the world goes down with us. Great Depression round 2:START. posté il y a plus d’un an

My Friends all say I'm underweight because I weight 130 lbs. T_T posté il y a plus d’un an

I have been dieting && exercising && I have Lost 7 pounds so far~! Yay posté il y a plus d’un an

Anyone know the cause of the riots in London? posté il y a plus d’un an

IMAGINATION posté il y a plus d’un an

I just watched Cyberbully and I have to say, I am super sorry to those I have messed up, I, of course, didn't mean to. posté il y a plus d’un an

This is a wall. Yay. posté il y a plus d’un an

The room looks funny, colorful and spinny :D posté il y a plus d’un an

It`s 23:05 here, so - happy monday to everyone! xD posté il y a plus d’un an

who says pixies are nice all they do is throw pixie dust in your eyes
kid:i wish for a pony
pixie:ok let me just grab some pixie dust and ...
kid: MY EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSS
O.O posté il y a plus d’un an

Bubbles
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par the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, REALLY HOT! posté il y a plus d’un an

help!!!! my friend's 3 an old sister is choking me with a leash!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

lalalalalalalalalalalala........CRAP! I FORGOT THE suivant LINE >_< posté il y a plus d’un an

About to make some funnel cakes.... posté il y a plus d’un an

"Wingardium LEVI-f*ckin'-OSA!!" posté il y a plus d’un an

15 an old girl holds hands with her 1 an old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy "fat". No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly". No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for your country in the war. Re-post this if toi are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 89% of toi wont. posté il y a plus d’un an

no one wants to go my club it sucks why do i always fail
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how many phone numbers do u have in ur cell phone posté il y a plus d’un an

Just got my die-hard medal!!:) posté il y a plus d’un an