cleverbot disturbs me :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

My Brother:Hey,can toi help me come up with a book idea?

Me:Sure.What does it have to be about?

My Brother:Anything,really.

Me:Alright,here's an idea:Once,there was an ugly barnacle.He was so ugly that everyone died.Bam.Best seller. posté il y a plus d’un an

Lol! My mom is hilarious! I just watched Final fantaisie VII: Advent Children with her and she was making fun of everything! Kadaj went through a "Do Not Enter" sign and I said, "Well, firetruck the police". She looked at me and said, "They have police?" She really enjoyed making fun of the characters that grunted... I was craking up the entire time. posté il y a plus d’un an

what's the matter kid don't toi like clowns posté il y a plus d’un an

I scared my mom. I spilled some tuna on my pants. The cat was feasting. And suddenly I shout.

"STOP LICKING MY PANTS!" posté il y a plus d’un an

whos gonna graduate this year? i no i am :) posté il y a plus d’un an

salut everyone, if toi want to chat drop a line :DDD posté il y a plus d’un an

I talked to my crush today, and it wasn't all awkward and stuff like I thought it was going to be... C:

I'm quite proud of myself. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hey. Hey. Guys. Guess who got banned? It's me, izfan9500. I got banned. Good thing I had this backup account. But still, its annoying that I got banned for no reason. So. Anyways. Thought toi guys might wanna know what happened to me. Kthxbai. posté il y a plus d’un an

Lololol I just found out that if toi Google "when the brun foncé, dun goes down" it tells toi how long till sunset. Although I'm not sure which sunset they go by...there are 3. posté il y a plus d’un an

I didn't go to school today because I felt bad but now I feel just fine posté il y a plus d’un an

Boss: " salut Sandra, do toi think toi could take 24 players in your team instead of 16 :)? "
Me: " I'd l’amour to but I don't have enough courts for that... :| So, no. "
Boss: " :BITCH, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE 24 PLAYERS!: -_- "
Me: " :okay: "

Right, it wasn't exactly like that but the whole time, I saw it in memes in my head xD posté il y a plus d’un an

Just when I thought this horrid week couldn't get any worse, I found out my dearest Keith Harkin is leaving Celtic Thunder

I've have had the worst week of my life.

I honestly have, 3 men have broken my heart, all in different ways. posté il y a plus d’un an

Ugh, I've been kind of sick & had pains in my stomach that woke me up at 2:00 AM today, and then they got worse & were waking me up every hour.
So, I woke up at least on 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00 & 6:00 AM.
par the time it was 6:20 AM, I couldn't take it anymore, so I went to the bathroom... toi figure out what happened then.
God, I hate it when stuff like this happens. DX posté il y a plus d’un an

Intro, Darkness, then Redness, then letters of Whitness...... HEYYO PEEPS!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't know about everyone else, but when I argue online...by the time it reaches 15 comments, I'm having a blast. I'm not even angry, just arguing cuz it's fun. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

dezi this isn’t a lit and breakfast i’m gomen toi can’t sleep here posté il y a plus d’un an

Nothing beats a good ole' shitstorm before bed. posté il y a plus d’un an

Cool club whoever who made it posté il y a plus d’un an

Now keep this promise and never break it, and I know you'll be back soon. How long is it this time? another lifetime. All I want is to be with you. So hold me in your arms, don't let go. take me with you. when will toi come back to me?I'm falling for toi now, I'm falling for toi now, I'm going to catch the world for you, and rap it up, it's all for you. I'm falling for toi now. posté il y a plus d’un an

So me and my brother decide to sword fight and that makes me a violent child? Come on!....I mean really...

How badly did he REALLY need that eye? posté il y a plus d’un an

If the internet was a city
Youtube would be the theater
Google would be the library
Facebook would be the school
and fanpop would be the asylum posté il y a plus d’un an

link Fabtanastic Fanpopper Sinna Hime HAAPY BIRTHDAY! posté il y a plus d’un an

So I saw this post on 9gag about 9/11, about how they're like ;"I swear I didn't do it!" when a 9/11 video is shown and mockingly said; let's have a moment of silence for fellow muslim students in the uS.

How about shutting the fuck up? A German guy in my class who watches a tape about wwII isn't complaining about how he thinks people hate him either is he?

Some people just feel the need to avert all the attention on them all the time.... posté il y a plus d’un an

They should have played this in Neil Armstrong's funeral.
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He's taking great leaps in a better world now. posté il y a plus d’un an

Brother: *Grabs sword sheathe* "Attack me."
Me: *Aims for his neck*

9 secondes later...

Me: *Clutching my nose, having been disarmed and whacked in the face.* posté il y a plus d’un an

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Fanpop's being a dick again. posté il y a plus d’un an

HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP, i FINALLY GOT IT, KEITH HARKIN'S DEBUT SOLO ALBUM!! so fudging happy right now posté il y a plus d’un an

While the They were talking about 9/11 on the annocments, the other kids were making fun of the 9/11 victims and were talking over the annocments. My school digusts me. posté il y a plus d’un an

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR COMPUTER BRO / / / / / FROZE / / / / / / posté il y a plus d’un an

ahhem bob sakit....UPDATE posté il y a plus d’un an

I have 666 fans O.o Oh gosh I don't wanna dieeeeeee!!!

xD posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm feeling so sick right now.... posté il y a plus d’un an

that moment when toi text someone two paragraphs and all they say is "K" and toi think " Ill shove that K up your ass!" posté il y a plus d’un an

Some aléatoire chick just gave me her phone number. posté il y a plus d’un an

I had to wipe my computer for the seconde time in a mois last night. Now, again, I have to get Office, do two years worth of updates, set my homepage/search provider, change the backround & color, tell it to supprimer my history, ..... I never realized how personallized my computer is.... T-T' posté il y a plus d’un an

Apparently I'm a terrible girlfriend, two boys have broken up with me in the l’espace of 4 days.

So heads up, don't rendez-vous amoureux, date me. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Remember all those times I have posté on this mur that I wanted to die? But I never actually did because I know that I have people on fanpop that l’amour me and support me. :) Just think about all the people out there who actually aren't kidding, and take their own lives. If toi ever think about it, just think about all the people who care about you, and think of all the pain they will feel when you're gone. #suicideawarenessday ♥ posté il y a plus d’un an

If you're leaving.. close the door....
I'm not expecting people anymore...
~
Hear me grieving, I'm lying on the floor.
Whether I'm drunk ou dead I really ain't too sure~ posté il y a plus d’un an

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All I have for this is a facepalm. People generally are moronic. posté il y a plus d’un an

There is no possible way, I can go 42 hours without thinking about Keith.

Seriously e-e

I WANT MY GOD DAMN CD Dx It could arrive at any timeeeeee ;-; posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: *Anime reference*
Brother: "I don't watch animé that much..."
Me: "Out. Now." posté il y a plus d’un an

Beware of the goat dishwasher, mere peasants! For it shall rain deodorant! posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm skippy the foot kangaroo!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I have been on here for two years today! :D omfg. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi im new. help? posté il y a plus d’un an

I won't be on much anymore, due to the récent death of my desktop computer.
I do have a laptop, but the internet is a slow as Keith with a hangover.
So

Yeah

I l’amour toi guys and whatnot posté il y a plus d’un an

Titty Sprinkles posté il y a plus d’un an

The desert whales are coming to take the profanity out of the windshields. posté il y a plus d’un an

Does it happen to anyone else here that when toi mettre en ligne an image it doesn't montrer up...ever? ou is it just me?...I hope it's not just me. =/ posté il y a plus d’un an

"sperm cells have been created from a female human embryo in a remarkable breakthrough that suggests it may be possible for lesbian couples to make their own biological children."
- Roger Highfeild, science editor, source from twitter.

HOLY CARPOLA, THIS IS COOL NEWS EVERYONE. posté il y a plus d’un an

Holy shit! I definitely have the best philosophy class this semester. Assignments soumis par le teacher:

- vampires (watch Interview with the Vampire)
- Superheroes (read comics)
- forum about mythical creatures and superheroes

A++++++ much? posté il y a plus d’un an

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
its been awhile! IM BACK BITCHES <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Abba-My Mama Said~
i l’amour this song~ posté il y a plus d’un an

ANYBODY WANT TO BE MY BFF?!?!?!?! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Oppa posté il y a plus d’un an

Why does everyone insist on fighting on the internet, one jour were going to have to make a choice were going to have to decide what kind of people we want to be, but those people good characters ou bad, will never be king of the internet posté il y a plus d’un an

Cat: *Steals my food*

Me: CAT'S HAVE 9 LIVES! THAT MEANS I CAN KILL toi 8 TIMES WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCES!!!"

(And now. We pay homage to trophée lock, who was just brutally raped.) posté il y a plus d’un an

me: im mad Friend:why toi mad Me: i dont know See i cant help it im just ramdon XD posté il y a plus d’un an

60's musique
8D JUST...
<3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Does your cat make too much noise? posté il y a plus d’un an

salut people! just joined. hope to have fun :) posté il y a plus d’un an

i like purple blé, maïs posté il y a plus d’un an

Wantadog's Birthday

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(If anyone wants to wish him a happy b-day ou balançoire, swing par to give wishes here) posté il y a plus d’un an

That awkward moment where toi walk into a White château (Yes, the burger place) and someone says to you,

"Welcome to White château chienne ~"

I think I've been watching way too much Impractical Jokers for the past week ~ xD posté il y a plus d’un an

Okay.... So I gave MLP another try. I found myself mildly entertained par it to be honest. The theme song annoyed me tbh and some of the characters annoyed me but global, ensemble quite a decent amount of the characters were pretty cool. The story line isn't too bad and ironically my favoris so far are arc en ciel Dash and Twilight Sparkle which isn't too surprisingly since I randomly took a MLP personality test here in aléatoire and I got those two as matches. So global, ensemble not a bad montrer in my opinion. posté il y a plus d’un an

Make me a sammich. Bl posté il y a plus d’un an

hokhugljghjgjjjm, my desktop computer is dying ;-; jsgklsnjgsjk so I broke up with it. that thing is like, my whole life ;-; posté il y a plus d’un an

can someone suggest some good fantasy/ sci-fi books? :) posté il y a plus d’un an

I DEMAND HUGS AND A sandwich, "sandwich" NOW. :3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Is it just me ou is fanpop getting weirder than ever. I think it is just me. posté il y a plus d’un an

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rapporter for spam/abuse posté il y a plus d’un an

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joiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin posté il y a plus d’un an

Minecraft is so freakin' addicting posté il y a plus d’un an

i luv allllllllllllllllllll of u cept u jeffersonian! srrsly wtf is wrong wif u?!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Pro-life... pro-life... these people aren't pro-life! They're killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they'll do anything they can to save a fetus, but if it grows up to be a doctor, they just might have to kill it? They're not pro-life. toi know what they are? They're anti-woman. Simple as it gets. Anti-woman. They don't like them. They don't like women. They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state. -George Carlin posté il y a plus d’un an

Less than 15 minutes into my birthday and I already want it over with!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate being sick! -.- posté il y a plus d’un an

yo watch this link posté il y a plus d’un an

Doomsday Zone.

Sonic fans will get it. posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't know what it means to him :) But "Diamonds Are Forever" is also a part of the "Forever Young" which is a very special song fr them. I hope it's for Lou tho posté il y a plus d’un an

I just ordered Keith's album :D, I'll hopefully get it on Wednesday C: posté il y a plus d’un an

Person 1: "You just gelée of my hair!!!"
Me: "Ah....so jell was the murder weapon?" posté il y a plus d’un an

salut if your zany and aléatoire then join..............THE ZANINESS CLUB!!!!
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Adventure Time, Regular Show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Gravity Falls.

The greatest dessins animés of this generation and also the currents saviors of cartoons. posté il y a plus d’un an

to emma:
Emma, If we ever get divisé, split up in the crazy world for some reason, be careful this is a cruel world. And toi know that from why god took your guinea pigs. If toi ask why people die, God take the good ones early. But he knows we l’amour living, so he keeps us here! Emma I'm blessed to be your friend, please never leave me alone. :D I'm not a lesbo but, I l’amour toi Emma~ Abby posté il y a plus d’un an

D'awww. C;
I just got my casquette, cap for being a member of fanpop for a whole year. Yay~<3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh, so toi got arrested? Just say YOLO and I'm sure the cop will understand. posté il y a plus d’un an

A boy told me he didn't l’amour me because i wasn't perfect I told him to go buy a Barbie doll. posté il y a plus d’un an

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♥♥♥♥love!!♥♥♥♥ posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: Wakes up
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Goes to computer posté il y a plus d’un an

I was just thinking and...If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who a dit they 'died laughing'? posté il y a plus d’un an

nopony breaks a pinkmare promise if toi do i'll shoot petit gâteau, cupcake down your throat posté il y a plus d’un an

I WANT cerise PIE! X3 Plus there was less people that fanned this place the last time I was here
AND I STILL WANNA HAVE cerise PIE! X3 posté il y a plus d’un an

ohhh plot twist we're not all bea posté il y a plus d’un an

IT'S WEIRD THAT THE BEST THING I THE WORLD IS JUST ONE LETTER CHANGE FROM THE WORST WORD N THE WORLD, PIE AND DIE ANYONE ELSE NOTICED? posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy (and very surprised, considering the musique I normally listen to) to say I am now a Directioner :)! posté il y a plus d’un an

Some fanpop user:
"This is the aléatoire club, nobody's supposed to be serious around here."

*Reads a aléatoire question a few minutes later*
"You're seriously asking this? toi are stupid." posté il y a plus d’un an

commentaire if toi have so many darn Castiel feels, toi can't take it ;w; posté il y a plus d’un an