*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, toi dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' posté il y a 6 mois

Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) posté il y a 6 mois

Have toi ever received strange messages here? posté il y a 6 mois

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? posté il y a 6 mois

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell toi something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. posté il y a 6 mois

Guys the icone contest is back. I think uploading images work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. posté il y a 6 mois

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give ou take. posté il y a 6 mois

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 posté il y a 6 mois

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD posté il y a 6 mois

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island posté il y a 6 mois

Who got the apples? posté il y a 6 mois

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 posté il y a 6 mois

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. posté il y a 6 mois

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! posté il y a 6 mois

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! posté il y a 6 mois

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. posté il y a 6 mois

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell toi never to go with strangers
But toi know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells toi to go with them, maybe go with them
toi may find yourself on a fun adventure posté il y a 6 mois

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. posté il y a 6 mois

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? posté il y a 6 mois

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. posté il y a 6 mois

salut girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What toi currently have in your mouth is art posté il y a 6 mois

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. posté il y a 6 mois

I just ate dark chocolat and coffee two amer things just like life in 2020

XD posté il y a 6 mois

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that toi try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right ou damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. posté il y a 6 mois

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. posté il y a 6 mois

Sup, minions. posté il y a 7 mois

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) posté il y a 7 mois

My friend a dit that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope toi all have a lovely creampie posté il y a 7 mois

Reasons why pâtes, pâtes alimentaires is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. posté il y a 7 mois

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. posté il y a 7 mois

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried par 'Jerry''. posté il y a 7 mois

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. posté il y a 7 mois

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 posté il y a 7 mois

Gonna leave this here: link 😂 posté il y a 7 mois

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD posté il y a 7 mois

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 posté il y a 7 mois

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. posté il y a 7 mois

Is he gone *holds a water gun* posté il y a 7 mois

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD posté il y a 7 mois

Like, last year, used to drive the work van and make DBZ noises while doing so. posté il y a 7 mois

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. posté il y a 7 mois

I spin, jump, and get apples. posté il y a 7 mois

I am Calypso, and I thank toi for playing Twisted Metal. posté il y a 7 mois

toi know that moment when toi want to relax but toi end up stressing yourself more?

XD posté il y a 7 mois

toi people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until toi experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 posté il y a 7 mois

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If toi really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

chienne nah, toi better accept this salade and three an subscription to weight watchers because I know toi miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn posté il y a 7 mois

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it accueil for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 posté il y a 7 mois

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! posté il y a 7 mois

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left posté il y a 7 mois

Finished fasting jour of Arafat.
Feels good^^ posté il y a 7 mois

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 posté il y a 7 mois

I think this should be an of the duck. Any an should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. posté il y a 7 mois

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing plus Bones on haut, retour au début of the Bones toi already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever toi can come up with is far worse than me giving toi the satisfaction of an answer posté il y a 7 mois

So, is uploading images just not working in forums, ou is it elsewhere too? posté il y a 7 mois

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer posté il y a 7 mois

Okay,for some reason uploading images on your profil gallery works when toi are in Microsoft Edge XD posté il y a 7 mois

The Ocean Feeds par Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. posté il y a 7 mois

So I discussed the inability to mettre en ligne images for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for posté il y a 7 mois

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird posté il y a 7 mois

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 posté il y a 7 mois

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) posté il y a 7 mois

Finish what toi start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolat cake.

I feel better already. posté il y a 7 mois

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? posté il y a 7 mois

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. posté il y a 7 mois

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down suivant to a man.
The man says, How did toi get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A canon, cannon blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did toi get your hook?

The pirate says, I Lost it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did toi get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. posté il y a 7 mois

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. posté il y a 7 mois

2020 is a weird year
5 years il y a i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive posté il y a 7 mois

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus posté il y a 7 mois

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December posté il y a 7 mois

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! posté il y a 7 mois

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? posté il y a 7 mois

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and avaler, hirondelle my pride, say you're right all along
ou you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb posté il y a 7 mois

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. posté il y a 7 mois

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 posté il y a 7 mois

ooga booga penis posté il y a 7 mois

salut so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading images to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain posté il y a 7 mois

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! posté il y a 7 mois

toi know, the thing. posté il y a 7 mois

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. posté il y a 7 mois

I'm gonna annuler that chienne President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? posté il y a 7 mois

I've come to collect toi posté il y a 7 mois

She just want to say hi.

link posté il y a 7 mois

✨
Someone holds me sûr, sans danger and warm
chevaux prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my cœur, coeur used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ posté il y a 7 mois

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. posté il y a 7 mois

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 posté il y a 7 mois

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave windwakerguy43 lmao posté il y a 7 mois

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! posté il y a 7 mois

Good night everyone. posté il y a 7 mois

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My favori movie suivant to Gilbert grain de raisin, raisin 2: grain de raisin, raisin Gets Gaped posté il y a 7 mois

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing Nintendo Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. posté il y a 7 mois

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes toi posté il y a 7 mois

So the doctor a dit that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD posté il y a 7 mois

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) posté il y a 7 mois

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. posté il y a 7 mois

@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize toi as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! posté il y a 7 mois

Shows a message from Google while trying to mettre en ligne image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. posté il y a 7 mois

"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. posté il y a 7 mois

has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD posté il y a 7 mois

Hey, toi ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the l’amour of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
toi let yourself go over some poor girl toi met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder posté il y a 7 mois

''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until toi fall that toi fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' posté il y a 7 mois