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Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, toi dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' posté il y a 6 mois
afewseconds a dit …
Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) posté il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lmao. I remember that video. XD il y a 6 mois
afewseconds commenté…
Yes, a man of culture XD il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
^ Yeeeess Lefty XD il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
Have toi ever received strange messages here? posté il y a 6 mois
ShadowFan100 commenté…
I've gotten one from a Starfire7, who is basically just "Riley7" with a new account. il y a 6 mois
SilentForce a dit …
Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? posté il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell toi something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. posté il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
Guys the icone contest is back. I think uploading images work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. posté il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Damn, I still can't mettre en ligne images. I'll try again, anyway, but I don't have the patience to try uploading shit off my phone if it doesn't work. il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
^ Same il y a 6 mois
AquaMarine6663 a dit …
Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give ou take. posté il y a 6 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Relatable. 8 years here !!!! il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Same..........ugh il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
^ Yah, I was inactive for like three and a half years, before coming back whilst on lockdown. XD il y a 6 mois
angelic
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 posté il y a 6 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the lit bugs bite !!!! il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
Goodnight, if it wasn't for time zone I would have be active the same time XD il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lol, Lefty. I don't have lit bugs!!! XDD il y a 6 mois
laugh
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD posté il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
If I were a god, I would let my minion mortals do as they please until they annoy me, then I'll fly around the world and pour hot olive oil in their left eye One drop for each sin il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lmao il y a 6 mois
afewseconds commenté…
If I were a god I'd smash the Earth because she dumb thicc il y a 6 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
If I were a God- Oh wait, I already am lmao. Keep being Memeful everyone !!!! il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island posté il y a 6 mois
mischievous
Nuri__ a dit …
Who got the apples? posté il y a 6 mois
afewseconds commenté…
toi son of a chienne toi 😂 il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
Sleep well, they are poisoned ;) il y a 6 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
hmmh =D il y a 6 mois
afewseconds a dit …
Who got the sandwiches? 😂 posté il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
toi fuck. il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
link il y a 6 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Now everything makes sense XD !!!! il y a 6 mois
big smile
GDragon612 a dit …
People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. posté il y a 6 mois
cool
GDragon612 a dit …
A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! posté il y a 6 mois
Karoii-chan commenté…
When hobos go drunk driving- il y a 6 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
XD il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lmao il y a 6 mois
laugh
GDragon612 a dit …
Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! posté il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
I guess I'm plus like a leader than a boss then. Hooray! XD il y a 6 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
hahahaha XD il y a 6 mois
SombraLyf a dit …
Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. posté il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell toi never to go with strangers
But toi know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells toi to go with them, maybe go with them
toi may find yourself on a fun adventure posté il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lmao. I'm pretty sure I had some good drunk adventures with strangers when I was a teenager. XD il y a 6 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Be a Hobbit !!!! il y a 6 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
be a hobo XD ou a boss cat XD il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. posté il y a 6 mois
BlindBandit92 commenté…
Rest in peace indeed. il y a 6 mois
ShadowFan100 commenté…
Ohh, dude, I heard about that on Facebook. Where is Beirut? il y a 6 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
rest in peace !! il y a 6 mois
afewseconds a dit …
And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? posté il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
Get out of the car first XD il y a 6 mois
afewseconds commenté…
No damn it, we've discussed this. I'm not getting out of the car until toi get off my seats XD il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
*Drives toi to windwakerguy43 house* Now please get out of the car XD il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
The Hillary Clinton Twerkinator was the weirdest idea toi ever had, Doofenshmirtz il y a 6 mois
zilla1998 a dit …
NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. posté il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Your grandma is a gamer, dude il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
NoNoobs is annoying, little troll, who doesn't know how to leave people alone. toi better keep your dog on its leash, otherwise something might happen to it, ya know what I mean? ;D il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
salut girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What toi currently have in your mouth is art posté il y a 6 mois
Zeku a dit …
- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. posté il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
See what? Reality? God? That sentence can go in many directions il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
MDR il y a 6 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
I just ate dark chocolat and coffee two amer things just like life in 2020

XD posté il y a 6 mois
afewseconds a dit …
Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that toi try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right ou damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. posté il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
toi word that really oddly, but I get what toi mean XD il y a 6 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
That is also Relatable. A lot !!!! il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
I think so. If I am understanding what toi mean correctly, anyway. XD il y a 6 mois
sunny
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. posté il y a 6 mois
Kari_Love a dit …
Sup, minions. posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
I hate that movie il y a 7 mois
Kari_Love commenté…
I l’amour it. il y a 6 mois
smile
Kari_Love a dit …
Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
That sounds like something a stalker would say xD il y a 6 mois
Kari_Love commenté…
Maybe I am one. ;) il y a 6 mois
Kari_Love commenté…
:P il y a 6 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Welp. Have fun with that. XD il y a 6 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
My friend a dit that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope toi all have a lovely creampie posté il y a 7 mois
cosmic_fusions commenté…
I did last night 😎 il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Except you, Jade. toi don't get one XD il y a 7 mois
cosmic_fusions a dit …
Reasons why pâtes, pâtes alimentaires is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
pâtes, pâtes alimentaires is good for strangling your fellow man with il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
Stop fapping and answer my new questions. posté il y a 7 mois
zanhar1 commenté…
DoNt teLL Me wAT 2 dO!!! il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
link il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lmao. I'm not even sure what to do about this one. XD il y a 7 mois
Canada24 a dit …
Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried par 'Jerry''. posté il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
Hurricane Karen 2.0 il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lmao. You're making that sound like way too much fun. XD il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 posté il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
Gonna leave this here: link 😂 posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Boy, it's night time XD il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Not in NZ it wasn't XD il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon a dit …
I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 posté il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon a dit …
Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. posté il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
Sounds delicious! il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
Is he gone *holds a water gun* posté il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Affirmative. toi may proceed but do not let your guard down yet !!!! il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
I see xD il y a 7 mois
pinkbloom commenté…
^ il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Goodnight my peeps aned broskies il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Good work there, fellow resident of the aléatoire Club. Get some well deserved rest now XD KANPAI !!!! il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
MDR il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
Like, last year, used to drive the work van and make DBZ noises while doing so. posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Surely, I must be classified as a weirdo... il y a 7 mois
pinkbloom commenté…
*speechless* il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
XD il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
I spin, jump, and get apples. posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Fuck my life is excellent il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Hence the jumping/box-breaking il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Those were good times !!!! il y a 7 mois
SombraLyf a dit …
I am Calypso, and I thank toi for playing Twisted Metal. posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Oh fuck, toi just took me on a blast to the past with that one, buddy il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
@Wind. A blast to the past of the fast, yet still the last, of the Haast il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
A blast from the past feels good in my ass-umptions il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
toi know that moment when toi want to relax but toi end up stressing yourself more?

XD posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Every jour after work il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Yeah. I try to avoid it, but, unfortunately, I can't doing it when I'm worried about something. il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
toi people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until toi experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
toi haven't experienced true fooder lover paradise until you've tried the deep-fried hot wings near my suburb. No shit, they are fucking good. Like, the best chicken wings I've ever had. In NZ. il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
But I live in America. And in America, we don't even have girls with three spikes for hair il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Well, I'm not from Aussie, so I can't make assumptions of their 3-spiked beasts. XD il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If toi really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

chienne nah, toi better accept this salade and three an subscription to weight watchers because I know toi miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn posté il y a 7 mois
afewseconds commenté…
Also before I forget. To the aléatoire whoever the knilly willy fuck rapporter this commentaire before, eat a WHOLE cul, ass dick. Not an inch. Not half. Not a little bit. A WHOLE ass, 19-inch veiny pole of meat. XD Take some for the doggy bag too if toi need too il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
If toi really loved me, you'd let me go and dox this dumb old chienne who held up the line at Wendy's for too long il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lmfao. So true, though. There's always an acceptable level of anything and 490+ people just are not. Like, that's just straight not giving a flying fuck about yourself material. Those people gotta have plus self-respect than that. il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it accueil for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Just siphon, you'll be aight. il y a 7 mois
Canada24 a dit …
WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! posté il y a 7 mois
Ranty-cat commenté…
Rickitttyyy reckkkeeeed il y a 7 mois
Ranty-cat commenté…
Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animaux to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving toi stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Funniest shit il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
I thought toi were Excision for a moment. XD il y a 7 mois
Canada24 a dit …
Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left posté il y a 7 mois
BlindBandit92 commenté…
I see...so what's the situation? il y a 7 mois
Canada24 commenté…
still banned il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Hope this matter is resolved !!!! il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Damn. She was pretty cool, really. Way plus active back when shit was a lot plus lively on here. il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
Finished fasting jour of Arafat.
Feels good^^ posté il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
Now it is early friday which means I have to prepare to celebrate Eid. Its gonna be a bloody. il y a 7 mois
pinkbloom commenté…
Happy Eid!! il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
I don't really know much about it, but happy Eid, anyway :D il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon a dit …
I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 posté il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Damn.... F, my man !!!! il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
There goes my music, my pics of sexy cleavages, and my memes. il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Definitely worth the effort. il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
I think this should be an of the duck. Any an should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. posté il y a 7 mois
Seanthehedgehog commenté…
I see several ducks near my house. il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
You're a lucky guy. It must've been your lucky jour to see such magnificent creatures near your abode. il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
XD il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing plus Bones on haut, retour au début of the Bones toi already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever toi can come up with is far worse than me giving toi the satisfaction of an answer posté il y a 7 mois
zanhar1 commenté…
But what if that seconde set of Bones has teeth growing from each one? il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
@Zanny. Then it means toi can chomp down on the marrow plus effectively. il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Those are just child skulls il y a 7 mois
hmmm
RainSoul a dit …
So, is uploading images just not working in forums, ou is it elsewhere too? posté il y a 7 mois
BlindBandit92 commenté…
It's affecting people in general all over the site. There's still people who aren't affected like me currently. il y a 7 mois
afewseconds commenté…
And me, who us also unaffected. Its taken a while for me to figure outs what's going on, and I think I finally have the answer. After hours of deep research and looking into algorithms, I've deduced that.....me and Blind are invincible XDMe and il y a 7 mois
RainSoul commenté…
Alright, thanks for informing me everyone. Hope that this gets resolved soon.🙁 il y a 7 mois
Canada24 a dit …
I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer posté il y a 7 mois
SilentForce a dit …
Okay,for some reason uploading images on your profil gallery works when toi are in Microsoft Edge XD posté il y a 7 mois
SilentForce commenté…
the way it works its pretty weird though because when toi mettre en ligne an image it shows the Bad Request message on the screen but when toi go back to your gallery toi can see that the image got still uploaded il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Microsoft Edge? No thanks, I don't wanna die il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Well, luckily, Firefox always works, eh. il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
The Ocean Feeds par Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Bad haiku XD il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Because you're really funny il y a 7 mois
afewseconds commenté…
Then those animé characters have their lives in order XD il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
So I discussed the inability to mettre en ligne images for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for posté il y a 7 mois
Ranty-cat commenté…
In my case, 12+ years. Almost 13. (: Imagine my disappointment. il y a 7 mois
zanhar1 commenté…
Yeah I've been having the image uploading issue since last week so :v that's why I haven't been as active these days because I like making votes but I hate having no images in them. il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Apparently this issue decided to caught up with me just yesterday. And I was wondering what took it so long. It is really innevitable !!!! il y a 7 mois
Canada24 a dit …
I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
He's the Stan Lee of fanpop il y a 7 mois
Canada24 commenté…
Don't toi dare insult Stan Lee like that XD il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
@Windwakerguy. You're the Donald Trump of fanpop with that statement. il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 posté il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
lire that felt great lmao il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
^ Agreed MDR !!!! il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon a dit …
One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
I was going to try it in Japan, but then I saw another place that had breakfast nourriture and decided to go get bacon and eggs instead. il y a 7 mois
cake
GDragon612 a dit …
Finish what toi start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolat cake.

I feel better already. posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lmao. I enjoy lire these XD il y a 7 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
me too XD il y a 7 mois
laugh
GDragon612 a dit …
If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? posté il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
Yep XD il y a 7 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
yeah il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
No, cake is manslaughter. It's also a lie. il y a 7 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
XD il y a 7 mois
laugh
GDragon612 a dit …
I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Hear, hear, my fellow alcy :3 il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
When a Swagkat is drunk XD il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Whoops, I just gave it away. Lmao. il y a 7 mois
laugh
GDragon612 a dit …
So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down suivant to a man.
The man says, How did toi get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A canon, cannon blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did toi get your hook?

The pirate says, I Lost it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did toi get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. posté il y a 7 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
The man says, toi Lost your eye because of poop? The pirate says, Nay, it was my first jour with the hook. il y a 7 mois
SilentForce commenté…
XD il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Most pirates talk aboyt barrels of rhum and rolled cigarettes. il y a 7 mois
laugh
GDragon612 a dit …
for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Lol. Is this because I mentioned beans? XDDDDDDDD il y a 7 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
yupp XD il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
Fuck my life, you're way too awesome to be my friend, honestly. XD il y a 7 mois
laugh
GDragon612 a dit …
2020 is a weird year
5 years il y a i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive posté il y a 7 mois
SilentForce commenté…
I'm dead xD il y a 7 mois
GDragon612 commenté…
hahahahha XD il y a 7 mois
mischievous
GDragon612 a dit …
We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus posté il y a 7 mois
mischievous
GDragon612 a dit …
2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December posté il y a 7 mois
laugh
GDragon612 a dit …
Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! posté il y a 7 mois
monkey
Kuro_Hyou666 a dit …
Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? posté il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
It's kind of funny how much we take the internet for granted, until we don't have it. Not sure that it happens to many people, but when toi work in remote places, I guess toi appreciate shit a whole lot more... because, tbh, fuck it's awesome having internet again. il y a 7 mois
BlindBandit92 commenté…
Ya i understand how toi feel tbh. il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
@Bandit. Yeah, I forgot about not taking shit for granted, so I'm glad I re-learned my lesson. Always appreciate the stuff in life that keeps us happy and occupied. il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and avaler, hirondelle my pride, say you're right all along
ou you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb posté il y a 7 mois
Seanthehedgehog commenté…
toi may avaler, hirondelle your pride, but ain't nobody gonna take your stride. il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
But I wanna take toi for a ride il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
link il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon a dit …
I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
sick il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
Good news. il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Great to hear !!!! il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon a dit …
How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 posté il y a 7 mois
AquaMarine6663 a dit …
ooga booga penis posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
That's sexual harassment XD il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
salut so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading images to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain posté il y a 7 mois
SilentForce commenté…
I have this same problem for 5 days now -_- il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
So there's good news and bad news. Good news, toi can still mettre en ligne images using fanpop Mobile. The bad news, fanpop Mobile il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Ha! I get it XD il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
My bike. My back il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon a dit …
toi know, the thing. posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Classic movie il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
CoRn PoP WaS A BAAAD DuDe XD il y a 7 mois
heart
whatsupbugs a dit …
Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. posté il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Happy 35th Anniversary !!!! il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
I'm gonna annuler that chienne President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? posté il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
What'd he do? il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
He a volé, étole my fucking kidney and jumped off the Watergate Hotel with it il y a 7 mois
SilentForce a dit …
I've come to collect toi posté il y a 7 mois
Karoii-chan commenté…
toi came to the wrong place, the Godzilla waifu's suivant door- il y a 7 mois
SilentForce commenté…
XD il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
toi can't collect the collector. il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
She just want to say hi.

link posté il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ a dit …

Someone holds me sûr, sans danger and warm
chevaux prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my cœur, coeur used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ posté il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. posté il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
I have felt that QUITE too many times !!!! il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
Happy thanksgiving. don't stop...wut il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Is that a metaphor ou something? il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon a dit …
Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 posté il y a 7 mois
zanhar1 commenté…
Pretty sure there’s a group of them. If there’s one thing that the internet has taught me it is that it has something for everyone and that people with niche interests will find each other. il y a 7 mois
BlindBandit92 commenté…
Considering people will get their rocks off anything. I wouldn't be surprised. il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
I also thought it'd be funny to post this 😅😂 il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
We call those people Sick il y a 7 mois
cool
Nuri__ a dit …
Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave windwakerguy43 lmao posté il y a 7 mois
pinkbloom commenté…
I guess toi wrote metal instead in excitement I suppose il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
Rain thanks. ☁️ il y a 7 mois
pinkbloom commenté…
@jet 😂😂 welcome tho... il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! posté il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
Good afternoon. il y a 7 mois
pinkbloom commenté…
Good night il y a 7 mois
afewseconds commenté…
I l’amour these comments😂 il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ a dit …
Good night everyone. posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
Good night, Morioh-Cho il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My favori movie suivant to Gilbert grain de raisin, raisin 2: grain de raisin, raisin Gets Gaped posté il y a 7 mois
EgoMouse a dit …
Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing Nintendo Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. posté il y a 7 mois
SilentForce commenté…
sounds like Reddit il y a 7 mois
EgoMouse commenté…
Even Reddit seems fine to me. I guess I've been staying away from the toxic parts of Reddit for now. il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
^^ Yep, the whole Internet really sums it up MDR !!!! il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes toi posté il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
True statement there !!!! il y a 7 mois
Ranty-cat commenté…
Yes. I experimented it myself to confirmer this theory. I must say that it wasn’t the worst experience. il y a 7 mois
pinkbloom commenté…
Looks like someone has been watching plunderer il y a 7 mois
afewseconds a dit …
So the doctor a dit that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 commenté…
So the doctor a dit no plus monkeys jumping on the lit il y a 7 mois
afewseconds commenté…
^ I appreciate this on so many levels XD il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Sounds like Monkey Business x2 !!!! il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
@afewsecs: toi looked like toi were gonna go gorillas XD il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon a dit …
I changed my icon; it worked for me :) posté il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
But FP is on life support at this point still. il y a 7 mois
Ranty-cat commenté…
Umaru-chan Ftw il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
I see why xD cool. il y a 7 mois
zanhar1 a dit …
While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. posté il y a 7 mois
Nuri__ commenté…
What I miss? things are good with uploading? maybe your computer needs updating. Try that. il y a 7 mois
SilentForce commenté…
I also have a problem with adding pics il y a 7 mois
zannybruh commenté…
That 3rd person thing toi do is dumb il y a 6 mois
zanhar1 a dit …
@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize toi as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! posté il y a 7 mois
zanhar1 commenté…
Oh actually, no! I am now picturing toi as the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your accueil from Nightvale. il y a 7 mois
Ranty-cat commenté…
MDR that actually sounds interesting! XD It's giving me a good idea for my story MDR il y a 7 mois
Kuro_Hyou666 commenté…
@NoNoobs. How about toi go eat a big bag of dicks? il y a 6 mois
Ranty-cat a dit …
Shows a message from Google while trying to mettre en ligne image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. posté il y a 7 mois
pinkbloom commenté…
Same goes for me.... I dunno what's this error il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
At this point, toi would think fanpop would already be cancelled. At least there's the Discord server. Sadly, sites aren't always meant to be forever. il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Quite worrying but not surprising at this point honestly. As coca pointed out, it's impressive it has been keeping it up for this long. Regardless, it's certainly saddening to know !!!! il y a 7 mois
SombraLyf a dit …
"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. posté il y a 7 mois
Canada24 a dit …
has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD posté il y a 7 mois
Windwakerguy430 a dit …
Hey, toi ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the l’amour of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
toi let yourself go over some poor girl toi met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder posté il y a 7 mois
CokeTheUmbreon commenté…
XD il y a 7 mois
sunny
TheLefteris24 a dit …
''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until toi fall that toi fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' posté il y a 7 mois
TheLefteris24 commenté…
Y'all should listen to this Song !!!! il y a 7 mois