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Today, I noticed a araign? e, araignée eating a fly that was trapped in its web. And for some reason, I kept watching. It was interesting. Nature in the works.
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A aléatoire Poem that I made this afternoon :) The walls walked for miles around us, The cobble stones collecting moss, People staring in astonishment, Mysterious rumours to what ou who built them, Some out of the ordinary, Some out of the blue, But none of them true, Mysteries about the walls travelled the world, But they really belonged to Skarmouth... And theres alot plus where that came from. Want more? Go to the 'Poetry' spot!
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This was my week four days of Power loss days then on friday (Today) I go on a field trip so basically a week no school..its tight!!! (ha-ha I a dit tight)
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The flying bubble gum burst into chocolat pixies jumping from chair to chair where the frogs were the farting in the queen's buffet where she ordered her servants to kill all things with butts for heads jumped onto a nuage shaped tiger feeding on pieces of ginger :)
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What would toi do if a rooster got run over but a car that was walking into a chair because i broke my tooth and that caused me to fall on an eggplant. but why did the chair traverser, croix the path of the car that ate an orange yesterday?
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My sister was in the bathroom yell- erm, I mean singing. My step dad yelled from the chair; ''I can here you!'' So my sister yells back; ''No toi can't!''
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TV montrer BREAKUPS: Look, I've found a way to survive my secrets but everyone I care about gets hurt. And toi deserve to be with someone who can be honest with you, so, I'm sorry.
REAL LIFE BREAKUPS: This isn't going to work. Byyyyyyeeeeeeee.
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What did Six say to Seven? 8 is BETTER. Then 3 and 8 jumped Six, and all the SymmaSoviets rejoiced, and ate the orangutans, and the breakfast cereals....... (Happy now?)
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Well, *Brings out chart* toi see, 6 is an even number. That's very dear. Also, when toi divisé, split 6 par 2, toi get that SymmaSexy 3.il y a plus d’un an
It's raining outside! And it's falling at a consistent rate! My ears are very pleased!~ I'm going to go dance and giggle in it to express my overflowing joy!~ ... Is it weird to be so excited over something like that?
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MOM: toi may think all the boys from TV shows are perfect but in 20 years you'll look back at these pictures and say- ME: "Look children, it's your father!" MOM: What? ME: Nothing...
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My mum had 2g2 work at 6:00 am 2day she told me last night that i had 2 wake up early so i could go 2 skool 2day.......................but i slept in & i missed my bus....oooops XD
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since this is random.. ABOGLA ABOGLA ABOGLA!! iehUIOEHDNFREGHAWRHirhsdtguiaehgeriskghreguihrgsorihaoihrgergrhgvhaghrgrhgrfrhhdfjkhgdfhgjdfhgeroighrivdnvb,knvibtpohpourietwuawqgsjkdbgjkfdbvjbvgohsuigewfyhjbvjk jhighuagebgldgbuisb...PIE
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Me: God this teacher's a bitch. Maddie:Ya think I hate her! Every time she says sit down it comes out as Shit down. I want a class switch! Lawson:Agreed! haha Mrs.Nauss is a chienne too! Caleb:Im gonna' just in this conversation, let's ditch this place and go get some food! Me:Caleb all toi ever want is food! Caleb:Wells im a athleat! Me:I care? Caleb:You should I know toi still have feelings for me! Me:Yeah right! Maddie:-nudges me- Come on Alicedee toi have
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@Heroine999, wtf? @SummerMoon, cool! But toi do know 'tis is "it is" abbreviated, so toi technically a dit "It is is awesome."? Sorry...just...IT'S A DISEASE! A GRAMMAR DISEASE!il y a plus d’un an
Think about how long it takes toi to come up with a comeback on the internet. Think about what would happen if it took toi that long in real life. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be screwed.
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On Tumblr there's a huge fangirl fight over Keegan Allen (Yes, I'm part of it, problem?) and for some reason I'm imagining everyone with a ghetto accent.
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oh. Me parece que ya sabes la lengua. Pero es probable que haces el mismo cosa que hago, usar un diccionario para palabras desconocidasil y a plus d’un an
A million strangers: Hey, Anika! Me: Who the fuck are you? A million strangers: I'm _______ Me: I don't know you! A million strangers: But I know you! Me: ............
Is this a good thing ou a bad thing?
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*dances to Party Rock* If toi made this club toi are awesome! If toi made this club, just click on my nom d’utilisateur and write on my mur that toi made this club and if toi have another club,and I will fan you.
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today has been so very dear! i have a new favori pair of dear socks and my dear mother bought me a perroquet whom i am teaching to say dear! and my son dear leotard wants to be a dear hit man/dear gourmet chef when he grows up!
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That pause after Dora asks toi a question The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye took the microphone Kim’s last name Dumbledore’s beard This TT has been trending longer than her marriage. kenny’s life on south park And my personal favourite: Voldemort’s nose!
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Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class.. Mr.S: Ryan What Do toi Think Your'e Doing? Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake Mr.S: No toi Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.! Me: No..I Wasnt. And toi Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So toi Wouldnt Feel It Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o.. Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But toi Kept Yaping Away ._.
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today me and my friend were watching Fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was Fred dressed as a girl........
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"Jack and Jill went up a colline to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do toi wanna?'. Jill a dit 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class
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One jour I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up suivant to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.
My mother found my D.S today. I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~
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I told myself I wouldn't do it... I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it... I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over... But that didn't really work... I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy... ... ;-; Numbers are plus addicting than even the greatest chocolat temptation.
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Just got accueil from trick ou treatin! Theses two guys donné out Candy gave me and extra beurre finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally)
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Scarist Halloween story ever: Knock on the door Person réponses the door Trick ou treat!!! Person looks at kid SLAM!person shuts door scarist part: No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
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