I will never look at sandwiches the same way again. posté il y a plus d’un an

Mom wants me to take an IQ test. Anyone want to bet on what score I might get? I'm thinking like 90 at best posté il y a plus d’un an

The new icone round is
is ... why
xD posté il y a plus d’un an

Fun fact. Tried to write the word "facepalmed" and it came out as "Fanpopped" posté il y a plus d’un an

The moment when you're opening the door to enter a public restroom and the person in the bathroom is opening the door to leave. posté il y a plus d’un an

It's my birthday
and xD

jk posté il y a plus d’un an

Well, today's my birthday, and I'm finally 16. It feels strange that this
day's upon me, but I'm happy that I made it this far. Cheers to me I
guess. xD posté il y a plus d’un an

It's my birthday today, having cake and chilling all jour long~ posté il y a plus d’un an

I wonder if the Receptionist at the Sperm Bank has ever used the phrase ''Thank toi for coming'' !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Question, why would we stop drop and roll in a feu if we are also supposed to "break glass in case of fire"?

Wouldnt we just end up rolling on glass shards? I dont think that would be very helpful posté il y a plus d’un an

Wot if someone still remembers the ''Wot if'' Meme? posté il y a plus d’un an

A couple of the new boys on the ranch have taken to just calling me mamma. They started doing it at a joke, but it's turning into plus and plus of my actual nickname. I'm perfectly okay with this posté il y a plus d’un an

I am off to work
*Gives roses to fanpop friends* posté il y a plus d’un an

People, do toi even? posté il y a plus d’un an

Stupid Dog

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vs

Smart Dog

link posté il y a plus d’un an

Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. posté il y a plus d’un an

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop par drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one par one. posté il y a plus d’un an

Life is a DNA software system. posté il y a plus d’un an

We live in a arc en ciel of chaos. posté il y a plus d’un an

Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips. posté il y a plus d’un an

Life is like a game of cards. The hand toi are dealt is determinism; the way toi play it is free will. posté il y a plus d’un an

I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. toi become used to it. toi have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how toi can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong. posté il y a plus d’un an

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet. posté il y a plus d’un an

musique washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. posté il y a plus d’un an

The harder the conflict, the plus glorious the triumph. posté il y a plus d’un an

If you're going through hell, keep going. posté il y a plus d’un an

toi can't traverser, croix the sea merely par standing and staring at the water. posté il y a plus d’un an

Life is 10% what happens to toi and 90% how toi react to it. posté il y a plus d’un an

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New an starts. posté il y a plus d’un an

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. posté il y a plus d’un an

I like how innuendo-filled aléatoire is tonight posté il y a plus d’un an

At long last, I finally created my own background image for my fanpop profile! posté il y a plus d’un an

My new phone is rose or and I have a kawaii theme for it and I'm going to make one of those obnoxious decoden cases for it and prove my superior kawaii skills. posté il y a plus d’un an

Thought Id watch the world burn and told my coworkers during a conversation that I really think the Megaman games are poorly designed. posté il y a plus d’un an

Calling your man "daddy" ou "sir" is for amateurs. Step it up a bit and say "Lieutenant". posté il y a plus d’un an

Maybe if we told all of those so called smart people that it's called linguistic minimalism, they'll start using plain English for once posté il y a plus d’un an

toi see, all world leaders are stupid.

If we wanted world peace, all we have to do is emphasize production on Snicker bars then have everyone eat it at once

Duh. Idiots. posté il y a plus d’un an

When a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave.(,, ･∀･)ﾉ posté il y a plus d’un an

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. posté il y a plus d’un an

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. posté il y a plus d’un an

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. posté il y a plus d’un an

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. posté il y a plus d’un an

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. posté il y a plus d’un an

l’amour is a holy affection. posté il y a plus d’un an

Make your lives a masterpiece, toi only get one canvas. posté il y a plus d’un an

ily posté il y a plus d’un an

Fried chicken..
toi and me tonight
🤤 posté il y a plus d’un an

So here we go again... this is gonna be one of those sleepless nights. O.O Gotta translate about 3 materials, then write about 5 plus pages until the morning and make some small measurements... and I have this strong will to complain about it here just because I can. I`m so close to the finish line, but my anxiety is getting the best of me again. Why it`s always the important moments... ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ posté il y a plus d’un an

I was walking behind a shitbox honda civic in the walmart parking lot when the little chienne driving it started it up with me right behind it. His shitty cul, ass fucking aftermarket exhaust was so loud it almost made me jump out of my boots
Then the little chienne had the nerve to laugh at me.
If I ever see him again I'm bashing his fucking face in posté il y a plus d’un an

I can feel a change, a change in the wind
I could change your heart, if you'd let me in
Do toi believe, we'll do incredible things
Soar above all with incredible wings
All I need is all that toi can give

Faith, in the smallest amount
Giving me your power where it counts
I can make your greatest wish come true if toi believe
If toi put a little faith in me... posté il y a plus d’un an

OH MAN I wheezed so much listening this. I just stopped laughing after like 5 mins of laughter holy shit lmfao

link

Look at this. posté il y a plus d’un an

i'm in l’amour with their Al Mariachi posté il y a plus d’un an

OMG!!!

28th of May(TODAY) is celebrated as "National Masturbation Day"

o_o

eeehhhhh I can't believe such things exists.

Guys are toi gonna celebrate it? ewww *Coughs* posté il y a plus d’un an

Expecto Patronum!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Just a tip I thought up and felt it would be helpful for others to hear as I was getting ready for bed

If toi ever find yourself drowning, open your mouth up and begin drinking the water. toi cand drown if there is no water 

That is all, have a nice jour posté il y a plus d’un an

Who watches the Nexfilx montrer , Kakegurui!!!???😎 posté il y a plus d’un an

This club needs mouth to mouth resuscitation posté il y a plus d’un an

In two weeks... posté il y a plus d’un an

Does anyone have experience with camping? And par this, I mean: Tent, sleeping bag, and all that shit. Because that's what I'll be doing with my Dad in 3 weeks. I asked him if he ever went camping, and he said, "Yes". And also a dit that he ironically planned a camping trip, and told me I had plenty of time to decide if I wanted to go. And I actually think this would be fun, but I've never camped without a camper before. The place we're going to is on an island, in the middle of a lake. posté il y a plus d’un an

Congratulations, TheLefteris24. toi have got a best answer in one of my précédant questions. Best of luck for the new contests. posté il y a plus d’un an

Eyes are the windows to the soul, and if toi hurt someone's eyes the windows will break and their souls will just fly out! posté il y a plus d’un an

Stay thirsty, my Friends posté il y a plus d’un an

Pissing off sjws is so refreshing. I pissed one off apparently with my blog and I didn't have to say anything. I am just that good.

link posté il y a plus d’un an

Junko Enoshima is best Despairing Waifu. Period !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Today's winner of daily "Best Answer " contest is Zanhar1. Congratulaions, Zangelica. Also, she even got a best answer in one of my questions. Okay, guys. Let's see who wins the suivant round. Good luck! posté il y a plus d’un an

Maybe I like mystery books/movies so much because I'm fucking dumb and can't see the ending coming even if hints are dangling in front of my face. posté il y a plus d’un an

OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

A girl I l’amour the most on Facebook liked my picture..............

I know her since 2015 but we never talk much. I call her Disney Princess and she asked me to call her Cendrillon instead which means she loves my attention, right?

Guys, she is like GODDESS OF BEAUTY

I can send toi her link, if toi wanna see her.....

Should I talk to her more? posté il y a plus d’un an

so, I am going to post question now and then. toi guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if toi have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave commentaires as well. It will be engaging and fun. posté il y a plus d’un an

I should just quit my jour job and become a trucker full time

I would if that wouldn't take me away from my husband so much posté il y a plus d’un an

Would toi rather die a hero ou live long enough to see yourself become the villain? posté il y a plus d’un an

My vision level is 53,000 !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

link
wow 100% totes me rn #relatable #wowihavebeenawakefortoolongandnowiwanttoshitpostonthewall posté il y a plus d’un an

Please sign the petition

link

And do check the 9 secondes video at the top

I am crying and shivering right now. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm in lit and I don't remember how I got into bed... posté il y a plus d’un an

Loved the Infinity War movie. It was much different than the comics, but MCU has been altering the story from the start...so I don't mind. It's the result of yaers of story building. posté il y a plus d’un an

Whenever I played Ubisoft's South Park games, the characters keep calling me "Nu Kid" for some reason. posté il y a plus d’un an

Aaaargh, it`s 4:30 in the morning, but I`m still up pulling an all-nighter. Weirdly enough, that`s only seconde time it has happened this semester. posté il y a plus d’un an

I can’t believe I even tried to be nice to noRAP. toi guys were right. He deserves to be shit on. I’m fucking tired of being nice to someone and then being spat on. From now on, I will destroy anyone who crosses me so they don’t have a chance to do it to me ou anyone else again. I’ve had it! posté il y a plus d’un an

I talked to an old trucker at a truck stop this morning. He was a real nice guy, asked me when the baby was due, talked about his days as a farm hand. It's easy to assume an old bearded tattooed trucker is scetchy as hell but he was just super nice

I mean, I'm pretty sure he was looking at my tits the whole time, but what can I say, I don't blame him posté il y a plus d’un an

The child who is not embraced par the village will burn it down to feel its warmth posté il y a plus d’un an

My God, I had so many message in my boîte mail it has taken me 2 hours to reply to them all--mostly because they are really long messages. And I still have a few to go. I just hope these people still want to talk to me after all of this time lmao! posté il y a plus d’un an

As soon as I finish cooking breakfast, the boys and I are going to load up the truck and I'll be back on the road. I got my favori metal playlist, short shorts, and absolutely no bras because I'm getting fucking comfy in my own cabine posté il y a plus d’un an

Silence posté il y a plus d’un an

I finally got my stupid fucking husband to talk. He's upset because his Thunderbird won't shift into 4th gear and he can't afford to fix it
Okay, I do feel a little bad for him because that car is important to him, but seriously, all this for that? I'd fucking slap him if that weren't straight up abuse posté il y a plus d’un an

I can't hear toi I'm in the skyyyy! posté il y a plus d’un an

It's official, I'm going to take a truck to Kansas City tomorrow. I'm just going to leave, I won't tell my husband because if he can give me the silent treatment I can do it to him too posté il y a plus d’un an

I know this is a far shot, but maybe here is someone who has worked with Jira? posté il y a plus d’un an

Yesterday, I had a Deer Tick crawling through my arm hair. For once, I’m glad to be hairy in certain places posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Gemini season! ♊ posté il y a plus d’un an

ITS THE TWENTYFIRST TODAY... ya know just sayin’ |-/ posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know what, I'm going to work today whether my dad wants me to ou not. I need to spend plus time taking care of the ranch boys and less time thinking about how much I want to die posté il y a plus d’un an

I really want one of those stupid fucking rose Ouija boards but they don't make them anymore and they're expensive when toi actually find them for sale. posté il y a plus d’un an

Akashi, bruh. amirite? posté il y a plus d’un an

Man, this Davis stuff is really exhausting! Thank god I can chill out here with Wanta to relax.. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am my favori character. posté il y a plus d’un an

I had been listening to old early 2000's emo musique all week and it made me want tacos and so now I'm eating tacos in an old GIR chemise and I'm glad to know that 2008 never really died. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am Riley, the ultimate guardian of the biscuits, cookies :3
These are my treasure, along with the ice cream too... posté il y a plus d’un an