"Calling Keith retarded is mean... To retards!" - My idiot friend posté il y a plus d’un an

how do toi make your suicide look like an accident? posté il y a plus d’un an

My friend proudly calls herself a vegetarian, yet she loves to eat chicken.
....I don't get it either. posté il y a plus d’un an

Yayifications~ posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: I'm gonna write something!
Me:*Writes something*
Me: What the heck am I doing? I can't write

EVERY. FREAKING. TIME. posté il y a plus d’un an

It's interesting..
I hardly talk, yet people always talk to me.
I could just be sitting there, eating lunch..and a whole stampede of people come over and sit down.
They start chatting about their lives...
Their family history...
Th slush they snorted up their nose last week..
Why..?
I don't even know these people.
._. posté il y a plus d’un an

i just beat the slender game & made it through the sûr, sans danger and sound song julia sheer's version without crying! YEAH! 2 VICTORIES IN ONE NIGHT! WHOO! hahaha! lol! posté il y a plus d’un an

aléatoire Club and Keith Harkin are on a first name basis. posté il y a plus d’un an

In this crazy world of choices I've only got a few Either you're coming with me, ou I'm coming with toi Cause I finally found, I finally found you... <333 posté il y a plus d’un an

....Porn..... posté il y a plus d’un an

this club makes me want to weep softly and leave a bouquet somewhere
someone plays a sad trumpet in the distance posté il y a plus d’un an

Christmas should be about giving......to me! im poor XD posté il y a plus d’un an

how do toi pronounce yaoi? lol, i never heard anybody say it in real life XD posté il y a plus d’un an

X-mas is finally coming!!!!<333
What presents r u guys gonna buy 4 the people u love??:-) posté il y a plus d’un an

Well... I might just start spending plus time here on fanpop again.
TM is gone, so I can't waste my time there anymore.
I can't believe it actually shut down... ;~;
I had so much fun there.
Is fanpop still fun? posté il y a plus d’un an

I like pie... and My little pony... and anything disney. :) posté il y a plus d’un an

EGG NOG! posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm posting some questions, sorry if it seems like trolling, but I'm pretty sure most of the people who come here are bored. if i get too many complaints, I'll stop and delete. posté il y a plus d’un an

toi make me feel like, i've been locked out of heaven, for to long
link posté il y a plus d’un an

jus fillen up the aléatoire mur posté il y a plus d’un an

Whenever toi prepare something in the microwave, don't toi just feel like chant Dire Straits's 'Money for Nothing'? posté il y a plus d’un an

It says the last aléatoire update was 2 hours ago. The fuck happened to this place? Every 2 secondes it had a new update and now it's every 2 hours? This place is like a ghost town. :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

She fell down! She can't stand up on those things! posté il y a plus d’un an

An overused word par moronic teenagers, yes I am a teenager but even I'm getting sick of people thinking aléatoire is funny.

Girl: Oh My god, I'm really aléatoire lol! =]

Me: No, you're really stupid. posté il y a plus d’un an

link
A friend of mine created this club, please go check it out! posté il y a plus d’un an

Drama.
Drama everywhere.~

....It's times like these I wish I could coup de poing people through the internet. That'd be the greatest superpower to posses.. posté il y a plus d’un an

I can't believe I am related to my cousin. Not only does he hate gays and lesbians,he thinks I am one because I defended them AND he wants me to shut up about gay rights after listening to his ideas. WTF? I...just Lost faith in him. First he can't respect opinions and now this? Oh my gosh... posté il y a plus d’un an

bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. help. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm Jewish, so Happy Chanukah motherfuckers. posté il y a plus d’un an

That awkward moment when toi realize toi were spelling awkward wrong posté il y a plus d’un an

There are some people I wish I could high five.
In the face.
With a brick. posté il y a plus d’un an

Friendly UAV incoming! posté il y a plus d’un an

Listen. Looks can kill. There's at least a 0.00000000000000000000675% chance that a curse ou a stare can kill someone. So if toi glare at someone, toi can't complain if they kill you! posté il y a plus d’un an

Hail to all of us.
Hail to all of us... down here...

'Hail', par Anouk. posté il y a plus d’un an

[i]Hey please rejoindre my new contest ^^

link posté il y a plus d’un an

toi like one direction? that's good for you
toi like justin bieber? thats' cool
that's how toi respond to mur posts about things toi don't like
not kill yourself immediately
its okay guys
it's not the end of the world posté il y a plus d’un an

Night after night my heartbeat shows the fear posté il y a plus d’un an

What I think I look like when I'm daydreaming: *Invisible.*

What I really look like: Eyes closed, arms folded, incredibly good poker face, and my head swinging side to side like a total moron. posté il y a plus d’un an

that inner panic attack toi get when toi get caught in a lie and toi cant back it up with another lie D: posté il y a plus d’un an

We all know a douchbag named Tyler. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm sorry I wasn't on at all yesterday uwu, my internet was being a meh posté il y a plus d’un an

Well everyone, I have to go visit my "dad" today.
I likely won't be back on until Monday, because it's impossible for me to be on the internet without them stalking me & watching whatever I do on the internet. ;A;
So I would just rather not be on here while I'm over at a madhouse like that.

Soo... I'll see toi all again on Monday! posté il y a plus d’un an

Where did fanizzle go..?he didn't even say Goodbye. :c posté il y a plus d’un an

Dudes, what happened to fanizzle? Did he do something? posté il y a plus d’un an

Buying pain from a man in brussels~ posté il y a plus d’un an

Santa + World domination = Candy Cane Nuclear Missile. posté il y a plus d’un an

I can't believe it's not douche posté il y a plus d’un an

I thought it was Friday when I woke up... but, it was only Thursday. THURSDAY. I ripped my calendar to shreds, threw it in a trash compactor, threw the bits into an oven..and then threw the ashes over a water fall. Was that a bit over kill? posté il y a plus d’un an

Lol, when parents say that toi can't watch a certain montrer and they don't know that you've already seen every episode. posté il y a plus d’un an

People < pizza . posté il y a plus d’un an

BORED what about u posté il y a plus d’un an

Hit like if yo cul, ass can peep it n' commentaire if yo cul, ass know what tha fuck it ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................💩...................................................................................................................................................................................................... posté il y a plus d’un an

Itz 6:45 M where I be , muthafucka! :O posté il y a plus d’un an

Unfan Me, I be bout ta Unfan You! posté il y a plus d’un an

Hit like if toi can see it and commentaire if toi know what it ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................💩...................................................................................................................................................................................................... posté il y a plus d’un an

It's 6:45 M where I am ! :O posté il y a plus d’un an

Unfan Me, I'll Unfan You! posté il y a plus d’un an

toi ALL AND ME

MAGIC DUEL

If One Of toi Lose toi All Must Leave FANPOP

FOREVER! posté il y a plus d’un an

Mom: "What do toi want for christmas?"

Me: "A wolf."

Mom: "..."

Me: "..."

Mom: "...no."

Me: "...but..."

Mom: "no."

Me: "BALTOOOOOO!!!!!" posté il y a plus d’un an

I wear sunglasses in doors.. I don't even know the point of that. I do it anyway though...I don't understand myself! How am I supposed to understand anything else?! *Gives up hope.* posté il y a plus d’un an

soul soulpancake soul soul soulpancake pancake soul soulpancake soul soul soulpancake pancake. posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know where i am :) posté il y a plus d’un an

Angry Is Magic. Why? Because Angry Is Full Of Surprise And Could Happen Any Time posté il y a plus d’un an

The perfect addition to your safari-themed bathroom, this giraffe-shaped toilet-paper holder is a great way to symbolically suffocate nature’s beauty with the convenience of the modern world. The metal giraffe quietly cries out “No! No, I can’t breathe!” as toi emotionlessly drop roll after roll of Charmin Ultra-Butt down onto his neck, sealing his fate. posté il y a plus d’un an

my Friends told me today "ignore the boys their just flirting with you" then my crush does a dunck infront of me posté il y a plus d’un an

This has been my jour for the last week.

1:Wake up.
2:Turn on Computer.
3:Go out and greet parental unit(Female)
4:Dodge tackle from excited 5 an old.
5:Tuna.
6:Back to computer.
7:Log onto Fanpop.
8:Watch 1 episode of One Piece
9:Watch 1 episode of aléatoire animé #1
10: Watch 1 episode of aléatoire animé #2
11: Repeat Steps 8-10 until dinner.
12: Eat
13: Anime
14: Anime
15: Attempt school
16: Screw it, plus anime. posté il y a plus d’un an

Well hello there! My name is Shnigidigatobugudigutnik. Won't toi help me in my famous mating call dance? It goes something like this: du dudu du du dudu du du *repeats 3 times* *hits wall* There is a mur there C: posté il y a plus d’un an

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV? posté il y a plus d’un an

Someone told me to share a bit about myself. So, I will. I like milk.. posté il y a plus d’un an

fan me, I fan you? posté il y a plus d’un an

I do not handle sore throats very well. I whine and moan like a small child. posté il y a plus d’un an

Patrick: *opens jar* Oh no, I broke it!! D: posté il y a plus d’un an

Beautiful games that deserve plus attention. Personally, I think Okami is an even better story than FFX. Okamiden is the best 3DS game yet. posté il y a plus d’un an

Grrr now the pictures are overlapping! I HATE overlapping Pictures!!!!FIX THIS MESS!!!

I Hate the new Blue Screen of Death look! posté il y a plus d’un an

"That's against the rules!" Reply: "but there are no rules..." posté il y a plus d’un an

awsome beef cut dager elaphent fat guter hellicopter igwanna jump Kiss lamp mississippy nuget ocean puke quote rhum sunshine taffey uinicorn van wag x-ray yummy zileophone posté il y a plus d’un an

Tobuscus peeps anyone?? posté il y a plus d’un an

Ahem. *Clears throat.* Why does everyone call me Shizu-chan? Calling me Shizuo is actually easier and it's my actual name.. *Shakes head.* posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate it when people pour my cereal.
They don't know the amount of lait I like.
They don't know how much cereal I want.
They don't know me.
They don't know my life.
They don't know what I've been through. posté il y a plus d’un an

good grammar online is cool bad grammar online is cool shut the fuck up we're not écriture essays posté il y a plus d’un an

roses are red,
l’amour is shit,
I hope everyone dies on the Apocalypse except me,
So I can stab a tree,
And I hate Rebecca Black,
Valentine's jour is dumb,
I hate everything,
This is a poem,
Except it's not,
I don't fucking l’amour you.

Goodbye ya BASTARDS! >.< posté il y a plus d’un an

Again with the printer ads on my profil page....O.O WTF????? posté il y a plus d’un an

I just bought myself a nice little gift for Christmas!! :D Every year, I buy myself a few gifts and emballage, wrap them up, then write on the gift card:

"From: Me
To: Me, I l’amour you! xox"

Then when I unwrap it, I tell myself (out loud):

"Oh my God! How did toi know??? That's exactly what I wanted, thank toi so much :D!!"

It freaks out my sister's boyfriend...

Anyone else does this ou am I the only one?? posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment in life when toi wanna post something on you're mur and toi got nothing to say.....Oh wait, I just found something to say.

link
ಠ_ಠ here. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am going to maurituis jippie posté il y a plus d’un an

iNyeh posté il y a plus d’un an

Thumbs Dow If U Agree

PROBLEM? posté il y a plus d’un an

I freak out every time I see a post with bad grammar. posté il y a plus d’un an

salut guys get me some l’amour plz posté il y a plus d’un an

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man—living in the sky—who watches everything toi do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special liste of ten things he does not want toi to do...And if toi do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of feu and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send toi to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time...But He loves you. posté il y a plus d’un an

I got into some kind of internet political argument recently and the guy was all like
"Look little girl, I am a well educated Danish....!"
Me: Hahaha~ What!?!
*thinks about it for a second*
Ohhh......*facepalm*
The nationality type of Danish,
..............not the pastry. :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

Awesome question: "Is there a check the check engine light light?" posté il y a plus d’un an

Mother: "Hey, where is *Insert item name*?"

Me: "Ooh, that's a toughie. I'm not sure. I can look, but no promises."

Mother: "5 seconds."

Me: "Oh look! Here it is." posté il y a plus d’un an

"I am something no one wants to look at for long. They won't. I'll make sure of that." ~Edward Hyde posté il y a plus d’un an

who is the pancake fellow posté il y a plus d’un an

rip cry's internet posté il y a plus d’un an

Please vote for the Outmeal Breakfast posté il y a plus d’un an

I never open a door,
ou pull out a chair.
toi can tell me how your jour was
but I don't really care.
And if toi ever get cold,
you'll just have to hack it,
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave toi my jacket.... posté il y a plus d’un an

Wow this club is dead and the questions are so fucking stupid!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when toi wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.” posté il y a plus d’un an