I shall build a tortue fence posté il y a plus d’un an

Nanananana Elmo's world :DDDDDD YAY RANDOMNESS >W<;; I l’amour IT XD
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I took my fingers and slowly,

and gently stretched it apart.

It was so pure and white.

I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop.

I licked it faster and faster, and harder.

I began to scrape my teeth against it.

There it was, in my mouth!

All sweet and creamy.

I was done.

And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies. posté il y a plus d’un an

aléatoire fact #134267543589775422
toi were lazy to read the number posté il y a plus d’un an

Rebbeca Blacks Day:

-Wakes Up In The Morning Already With Makeup On

-Talks About Getting Cereal But Never Does Up

-Says Shes In A Rush But Just Stands There

-Sings About What siège To Take When There Is Only One Left

-Sings About Going To School And Really Goes To A Party

-Gets Driven Around par 13 Yearolds

- Has Some Black Guy In A van montrer Up At Her Party -_-
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Okay, we are loosing too many Squidwards and Patricks on this spot!! >.< Stop using the "answers" part for announcements! Use the wall! Stop abusing it! Use the picks! T_T Is that too much to ask for?! posté il y a plus d’un an

i seen transformer the dark moon yesterday in 3D!!!!!! it was AWSOME :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Seeing Harry Potter today at 4pm. I finished the book last night (well this morning if toi think about it, it was 12:30am). I see why there are Snape/Lily supporters. When i read Deathly Hallows when it first came out, i read it very fast. So i didn't remember a lot. I'm glad i reread it. posté il y a plus d’un an

PASTAAAA~!!!!!!!
:D posté il y a plus d’un an

In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day? posté il y a plus d’un an

this is my 1st jour ... posté il y a plus d’un an

i l’amour my dad right now <3

because he fixed my laptop! C:

*runs up and down the rue happily*

C: !! posté il y a plus d’un an

Don't toi hate it when you're crushing on someone, something ALWAYS blows up in your face like an engagement?

Always crushing on the wrong ones MDR posté il y a plus d’un an

Who watch pretty little liars? posté il y a plus d’un an

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives toi lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the jour it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do toi know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible citron that burns your house down! posté il y a plus d’un an

It's amusing how fangirls of Justin Bieber ask shit questions about him on the wrong club, such as YouTube, yet they don't care what others say when it's not even HIS spot.-.-
Get it through your thick stupid skulls morons. posté il y a plus d’un an

I l’amour how it's rare for aléatoire spot fans to not have a medal for it. posté il y a plus d’un an

I HAVE TO TAKE DAM SUMMER CLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: I hate math! :( posté il y a plus d’un an

I made my fanpop account exactly a an il y a today! :D
Aww, seems like just weeks il y a I joined the site. I <3 you, fanpop! posté il y a plus d’un an

My mom found this on facebook:
Casey Anthony calls 9-1-1.
"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"People are trying to kill me!!"
"Alright, calm down. What's your name?"
"Casey Anthony."
"Okay, Casey. The police are on their way. They will be with toi in 31 days. "

XD WIN! posté il y a plus d’un an

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

OK here's a riddle. Whoever gets the riddle correct will recieve 10 props. Once toi guess the riddle toi cannot guess again. Here is the riddle: WHAT'S HOT NO MATTER HOW COLD IT IS????? Good luuck posté il y a plus d’un an

derp posté il y a plus d’un an

i am going away for the weekend. i just wanted to warn everybody in case they forgot. see ya'll suivant monday. posté il y a plus d’un an

Superman: Do toi know what that is? That's blood from the vagina of a little girl your age, who just got brutally gang raped in the time that took me to come here.

That's right, I want toi to think about that, If it wasn't for toi shouting my name specifically and calling me here, I could have saved that little girl from that awful fate, But instead I came here.

I want toi to think about if your precious little fucking cat is plus important than that little girl's innocence, think about that. posté il y a plus d’un an

what is sirus's nickname in harry potter? posté il y a plus d’un an

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalallaallaalaallalalalalalalalallalallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalallalallalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalaala posté il y a plus d’un an

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Just recovered from a MAJOR computer crash. Things looked awful dicey there for a moment...
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Take a look at this, this is just crazy.

link posté il y a plus d’un an

one time a guy was typing on his computer and spelled chuk noris's name wrong and chuck came and punched him in the face b4 he could stop typing so if u spell chuk's name wrong he will come to your location and coup de poing u in the face b4 u stop typ posté il y a plus d’un an

please check out my article please its called "what a friend" ou "what a sister" posté il y a plus d’un an

watching the France vs USA football game~! im nervous...go USA~! posté il y a plus d’un an

salut waz up . posté il y a plus d’un an

salut guys! Wat up? ^_^
PLZ rejoindre this club! I want to see what Lady Gaga dress toi guys think is the wackiest! Thnx! ♥♥♥

link posté il y a plus d’un an

BUBBLES! posté il y a plus d’un an

Redvines! posté il y a plus d’un an

Heylooo Wats Up I'm Bored and I can't sleep!? posté il y a plus d’un an

U are all jelous becaus your hands arnt chocolat faced like mine are right now! posté il y a plus d’un an

I found a sqeaky spot on my chair. I was rocking back and forth on it to make it sqeak a lot. Then I got up and got a glass of water. Now I cant find it. I have Lost my sqeaky spot. posté il y a plus d’un an

Did anybody just watch Shane Dawson live on ustream? Just wondering :3 i did posté il y a plus d’un an

If a series ou a movie is really different than the book (like they change certain plot points, characters, ou names. Like the movie Beastly ou the tv series Pretty Little Liars and not like Harry Potter) it is based of, i think of it as fan fiction

I don't like fan fiction

Sorry i just saw Beastly and i'm sort of irritated. posté il y a plus d’un an

who thinks kristen stewart makes a cuter couple with taylor then robert posté il y a plus d’un an

*Insert Unnecessary boner joke* posté il y a plus d’un an

Lol, I was just thinking about the fact that the réponses section is actually meant for people to get help with their problems, concerns, etc etc...

...and just now I realize how utterly stupid some questions are. XD I l’amour it though Keep up! posté il y a plus d’un an

I ask everyone to please wear red and black this Friday to support the fight against suicide! Black to remember those who have passed because of suicide, and red to support those going through suicidal depression. If toi have attempted suicide, please wear a red armband on your upper arm with the number of times toi have attempted suicide on the outside.
link posté il y a plus d’un an

link
rejoindre it
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Why is it that every time toi turn around, someone asks a question and toi give them an honest answer then gets mad and reports toi because they didn't like your answer?

If toi know toi can't handle the truth, then don't bother asking the question. Part of life is being able to deal with criticism and if toi can't handle it, well, I can't help toi there posté il y a plus d’un an

Sneakers ou Flip Flops??? posté il y a plus d’un an

Just went to the barber for the seconde time in 2011. posté il y a plus d’un an

Yay! I finally got a Tablet! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

black black, black and blue, beat me 'till im numb, tell thhe devil i say salut when toi get back to where ur from. mad women, bad women, that's just what u r, ya u'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car. gave toi all i had&u tossed it in the trash u tossed it in the trash u did, to give me all ur l’amour is all i ever asked, cuz what u dont understand is i'd catch a grenade for yew. throw my hand on a blade for u. i'd jumb in front of a train for you...</3 posté il y a plus d’un an

Does anyone else think about cannibalism when toi see the Cinnamon pain grillé Crunch commercials? 0_o posté il y a plus d’un an

Whatever is wrong with Firefox is not a Ghost,a Phantom ou a spectrum.
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It's an evil fucking browser. posté il y a plus d’un an

69 réponses props...I feel like I've accomplished something freakin' awesome right now. posté il y a plus d’un an

It hurts me to breathe right now, literally.... :/ I'm in such pain o.o posté il y a plus d’un an

"So many dudes been with your mom, who knows if Im your father"- D. Vader posté il y a plus d’un an

heres something random, check out the button badge club. posté il y a plus d’un an

I did my time, and I want out! posté il y a plus d’un an

mother freaker just got stung par a waspit was a nest but 1 got me...... the only time i decide on my own to clean windows suivant time ill wait to be asked posté il y a plus d’un an

commentaire ON THIS posté il y a plus d’un an

the Queen of aléatoire right here!
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Whoa. I just looked at my updates, and for the first time, THERE WAS NO aléatoire UPDATES. I swear this is the first time that ever happened... posté il y a plus d’un an

I used to hate cats, but then I realized...
I only hate my chats :I posté il y a plus d’un an

I have never seen étoile, star Wars,is that normal? posté il y a plus d’un an

when i see your face, there's not a thing that i would change, cuz ur amazzing, just the way toi are ♥ posté il y a plus d’un an

"Sorry for party rockin'!"-LMFAO(Party Rock Anthem) posté il y a plus d’un an

Holy macaroni... within 5 minutes, I've already counted three people with the same user icon! Screw 2012, the world is getting fucked up TODAY!! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

"Can toi be my vampire boyfriend?" C: posté il y a plus d’un an

This place LOCO LOCO!!!Wonder WOOOLZO!!!!TOTALKY RANDOM!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Just Finished watching "Cannibal Holocaust".
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Someone please kill me! posté il y a plus d’un an

"Marge is mad at me. She keeps complaining on how I never pay attention to her... ou something like that..." - Homer Simpson. posté il y a plus d’un an

If toi ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jésus name, amen' [ it really actually WORKS!!!!] :D posté il y a plus d’un an

I just found out that my cousin is gay posté il y a plus d’un an

What's up with f***king Mozilla Firefox?
I'm gonna avaler, hirondelle your ***** if you'll keep jouer la comédie like bunk! -_- posté il y a plus d’un an

IM SOOOO aléatoire posté il y a plus d’un an

lol, go on google. Type in MDR limewire and click I'm feeling lucky posté il y a plus d’un an

When toi return to your computer after 2mins only to find that your earphones have magically Raiponce themselves up.... 0_o posté il y a plus d’un an

Today,I found out that Firefox was a piece of shit,So I switched to Chrome,only to find it's an even bigger piece of shit,So I dumped them both and downloaded Opera,After a while it proved to be the biggest rotten piece of shit ever.

What am I supposed to do now? posté il y a plus d’un an

not waking up till when ever good night fanpop. posté il y a plus d’un an

Just got back from Diabetes Camp, Hertko Hollow! Funnest time of my life! posté il y a plus d’un an

Holy shit, I just came back from a hell camp for weird Asians... posté il y a plus d’un an

How does spongebob take a bath if he lives underwater??? posté il y a plus d’un an

PINKIE PIE HAS MADE SOME cupcakes FOR toi posté il y a plus d’un an

THE GAME posté il y a plus d’un an

speaking of which..i renamed my ipod Titanic so that it will go like "Titanic is synching......" xD #epic posté il y a plus d’un an

☊Music☊ posté il y a plus d’un an

Ive broke my ipod :( posté il y a plus d’un an

FUNNY MAN posté il y a plus d’un an

I EAT MARTIANS WITH guimauve SOUP. Suck on THAT. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am an idiot who got her account hacked, LOOK AT MEEEE :D posté il y a plus d’un an

GUYS! Guess what? toi just Lost the game! >D...Wait...DAMNIT! posté il y a plus d’un an

salut who chant l’amour is dead and not the tokio hotel song posté il y a plus d’un an

Who the hell came up with the idea of putting pickles on cheeseburgers?! I mean seriously! Who sits down, eating a pickle, and says "Let's stick this in a cheeseburger!!!"
ou who sits down, eating a cheeseburger, and says "Let's stick a cornichon, pickle in this!"
That just doesn't even sound right! posté il y a plus d’un an

DID toi KNOW?!?! Video killed the radio star...! posté il y a plus d’un an

I really wish people could come up with better spot descriptions. posté il y a plus d’un an

Grammar trolling is so much fun. C: posté il y a plus d’un an

omg my mom is trying to learn how to dance...not a pretty sight... posté il y a plus d’un an

This is pretty aléatoire O.o posté il y a plus d’un an

i had bbq 4 lunch it was delisious! posté il y a plus d’un an