aléatoire Article: A Zodiac sign roleplay!

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posted by lexidude92

Everyone is sitting on a canapé (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv ou go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, toi can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because. My favori montrer is on.
Scorpio: *coughs*
Pisces: *Rubs her eyes*
Taurus: can we go outside?
Leo: exactly!
Scorpio: NO!!
Virgo: YES!!
Capricorn: SHUT IT UP!!!
Everyone: What?
Capricorn: IM TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK WHILE toi GUYS ARE SITTING HERE TALKING! toi ALL SHOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING toi RETARDED FAT LAZY PIGS!!
Scorpio: I've already finished my work so toi don't have to be rude.

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NikPiks QuikPiks - What Punk Actually Means

posted by windwakerguy43

So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those films and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing plus than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...

My favourite scene in Mirror Mirror

posted by andy10B

The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil Queen . Unlike in Disney's Cendrillon and Raiponce all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the Queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant montrer of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...

Elijah Jones set for new album promotion in September?

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?

Recently, Jones had released an interesting pastel and aesthetic looking photo on his channel with his name entitled on it. The pastel photo was of a oreiller and citations expressing "I haven't gone anywhere... I've been teasing. I don't know if toi guys are ready for what is about to be in store.."

We think that Jones's suivant promotional album will actually be K-12 par Melanie Martinez. As subjected from a fan account. This would make sense because in January 2019 Jones released a piano song entitled "Teddy Bear" it is a referenced look to the new surprise promotion this year.

Upon the quotes....

Michael Sheen on The Great Comic Relief Bake Off

added by Blaze1213IsBack

Animated Movies, as well as Heroes and Villains of the an 2000 Scorecards

posted by 99148770

There are the liste of Animated films of the an 2000 Scorecard.

There is the opinion of the scorecard, no matter, When toi love, like, neutral, dislike ou hate the movies.

List:

*Chicken Run (Aardman) - Love
*Rugrats In Paris: The Movie (Nickelodeon) - Love
*The Emperor's New Groove (Disney) - Like
*The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks) - Like

There are the liste of Animated Movie Protagonists of the an 2000 Scorecard.

List:

*Ginger The Hen (Chicken Run, Aardman) - Love
*Chuckie Finster (Rugrats In Paris: The Movie, Nickelodeon) - Love
*Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove, Disney) - Neutral
*Tulio and Miguel...

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A Somewhat Thing: 1. Room of Useless Memories

posted by pLaStIcSUNDAE

"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray mur behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....

project blue beam

posted by MeiMisty

by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website

Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of cœur, coeur disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced par Project...

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3 SCARIEST Japanese URBAN LEGENDS in Gacha Life

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Elijah Jones - New Album?, Everything toi need to know.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue

The Kinlee and Elijah trend long overdue hasn't made such an outbreak in the an 2019. The trend died down early 2018 after Jones's "Forgive To Forget" album released back in early 2017. Soon after Jones promoted its twin album "Brave Enough" par Lindsey Stirling, released in the third trimester of 2016.

Currently, Jones hasn't announced new album updates. Much par which he hasn't hardly a dit anything since releasing his third and final book "The Entwine Series: Entrap" back in July 2018. With little information we can only wildly guess whether ou not his suivant supposedly album will spark the...

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Elijah Jones - Gives up the "Kinlee And Elijah" Trend.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of toi who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Rebelle Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in question on whether ou not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his suivant "supposedly" 2019 album.

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How I Think My New favori Characters Would Do In A Horror Movie (REPOST)

posted by zanhar1

Repost with my new favori characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another article like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my favori characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C plus than characters...

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Burger King Foot salade, laitue

posted by SilentForce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what toi get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the salade, laitue toi eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...

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Very brief description of dyslexia... (no joke, took 5 minutes)

posted by 2ntyOnePilots

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, ou reflected, moving ou different couleurs for you.

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.

Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, écriture and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing ou processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^

why do y’all still care about grammar in the an of our lord 2018

posted by sadleech

because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because toi associate it with education and think that the plus educated toi are the better toi are? because being educated automatically makes toi an athority on whatever toi wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...

The Nut House Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 8: Going Too Far

Song: link

Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What...

The Nut House Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: salut Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings toi here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....

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FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, toi silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID toi SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: toi call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...

Canada24 reviews GHOST RIDER MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

This movie series has been plus ou less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider poney video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" éléphant of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nick as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not sure...

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Why Queen Heenim is a Wonderful Friend

posted by mrcodegeass

Queen Heenim is a member of Fanpop. She's a big fan of Maruko. She's a writer on a website named Wattpad.

Queen Heenim is a great friend. She's always been very polite, sweet, and a good person. She knows how to make her Friends happier when they're not in that great of a mood. She cares a lot about her Friends and she works really hard to help them out.

Her articles and Haikus are really good. They have a lot of emotion in them. Her articles and Haikus have a special feeling of care and sweetness. It's a treat to read her work. I recommend her articles and Haikus.

Thank toi Queen Heenim for being a wonderful person, friend, writer, and fanpop member. It's an honor to be one of your friends.

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. plus Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

WARNING: Disturbing Content

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, chienne mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...