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posted by lexidude92
Everyone is sitting on a canapé (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv ou go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, toi can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because. My favori montrer is on.
Scorpio: *coughs*
Pisces: *Rubs her eyes*
Taurus: can we go outside?
Leo: exactly!
Scorpio: NO!!
Virgo: YES!!
Capricorn: SHUT IT UP!!!
Everyone: What?
Capricorn: IM TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK WHILE toi GUYS ARE SITTING HERE TALKING! toi ALL SHOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING toi RETARDED FAT LAZY PIGS!!
Scorpio: I've already finished my work so toi don't have to be rude.
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!

*San Francisco, California*

Lemuel: *Driving*

Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!

Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let toi go!

*Suddenly, something stops the car*

Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!

Fire Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!

Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?

Fire Wolfe: *Hand becomes feu and punches the car* Let her go!

Lemuel: *Gets out*

Fire Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*

Karamia: *Sees feu Wolfe* Who are you???!!!

Fire Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*

Karamia: *Screaming*

*The suivant day, Japantown,...
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SSOOK78 (Cookie)

VS

HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

BEGIN

ssook78

Hey Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to toi cause i'm to nice
nicer then toi in fact most people will say
yeah that's right toi heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were Friends in the first place
because toi have an ugly cul, ass face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought toi were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
you calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is plus scary
you ou Bloody Mary
you better watch what toi say ou i'll come for...
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SYVIN

I lay on the herbe in the clearing of the woods. Trees rise above our heads and I can hear the trickle of water nearby.
'If someone finds us we're going to be sent to Prison,' Liiel says.
'We're sûr, sans danger here,' I tell him. 'We'll here The Stalkers coming.'
We have to speak in code, one that The Stalkers don't know. Prison is actually just a camp we would go to. It has a school and a yard and two dorms; girl's dorm and boy's dorm. The Stalkers are the people who send toi there. Staff members of the prison. Stalker is a good name for them. They've been stalking me for seven ou eight years now,...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".

Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped par a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.

Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.

Score: 1/5

Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" par Social Distortion and "Back in Time" par MattyB...
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