Everyone is sitting on a canapé (being bored)
Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv ou go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, toi can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because. My favori montrer is on.
Scorpio: *coughs*
Pisces: *Rubs her eyes*
Taurus: can we go outside?
Leo: exactly!
Scorpio: NO!!
Virgo: YES!!
Capricorn: SHUT IT UP!!!
Everyone: What?
Capricorn: IM TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK WHILE toi GUYS ARE SITTING HERE TALKING! toi ALL SHOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING toi RETARDED FAT LAZY PIGS!!
Scorpio: I've already finished my work so toi don't have to be rude.
Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv ou go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, toi can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because. My favori montrer is on.
Scorpio: *coughs*
Pisces: *Rubs her eyes*
Taurus: can we go outside?
Leo: exactly!
Scorpio: NO!!
Virgo: YES!!
Capricorn: SHUT IT UP!!!
Everyone: What?
Capricorn: IM TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK WHILE toi GUYS ARE SITTING HERE TALKING! toi ALL SHOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING toi RETARDED FAT LAZY PIGS!!
Scorpio: I've already finished my work so toi don't have to be rude.
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. poisson say blub blub blub.
13. licornes say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. poisson say blub blub blub.
13. licornes say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond déplacer 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got accueil and found the wife preparing dîner and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 plus feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she réponses back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond déplacer 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got accueil and found the wife preparing dîner and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 plus feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she réponses back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic seconde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying toi simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I l’amour your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying toi simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I l’amour your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
