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posted by lexidude92
Everyone is sitting on a canapé (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv ou go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, toi can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because. My favori montrer is on.
Scorpio: *coughs*
Pisces: *Rubs her eyes*
Taurus: can we go outside?
Leo: exactly!
Scorpio: NO!!
Virgo: YES!!
Capricorn: SHUT IT UP!!!
Everyone: What?
Capricorn: IM TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK WHILE toi GUYS ARE SITTING HERE TALKING! toi ALL SHOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING toi RETARDED FAT LAZY PIGS!!
Scorpio: I've already finished my work so toi don't have to be rude.
 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called aléatoire animé RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find animé characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are posté on animé club but we got the liens in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, ou whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks cul, ass and if toi l’amour animé and good story telling, I think toi will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your bureau ou forehead.

2 = If toi have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's suivant haut, retour au début Model every day.

8 = Ask them every jour to sit suivant to them at lunch, but at lunch say toi were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your favoris it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if toi like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some aléatoire words to make my article longer
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Are there even true friendship until now?
par Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives toi happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he ou she will never turn his ou her back on you...... ou betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on toi and stick its self to greed.

toi cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
toi can never again.

He/she will leave toi disappointed and let toi down.

Why should toi look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When toi have God with his l’amour all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the titre - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where toi need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn par the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something toi wear on the plage - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number toi have to memorize - 7

Something toi do before going to lit - Sleep

Something toi put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights par Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 an old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the orange rue lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a bureau from her school. Apolla looked around even plus and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
toi just shut the door i fell like plus when toi say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do toi make sure to l’amour me even though i'm shy do toi ever ever ever think to try? do toi think of me? when toi say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when toi say hi well than toi won't be mine! yes this is l’amour but does it hurt? when i cry? when toi say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i l’amour you! why would say means things why would toi say the stuff that stings why would toi say that word when i know toi much? i don't think i would be with toi if i knew a thing ou two about your life toi backstabbing couteau i trusted toi and yet toi still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs toi a lot.
Don't toi l’amour her?
I do...
I l’amour my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
toi can only live once, but if toi do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom ou dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two Friends already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she a volé, étole our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, l’amour a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking cul, ass so happily
Supernova, bend toi over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking toi right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock toi outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when toi go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying aléatoire stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some aléatoire application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. toi have no means to do so. toi cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien toi know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom a dit and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did toi do that?"I asked."You need to come to the arbre house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the arbre house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the arbre house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine jour in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing ou whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the article is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah a dit bounding out the door.The girls met 12 an old Henry at a noix de pécan tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah a dit opening...
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1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name ou talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his musique every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask toi if toi have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i l’amour justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate ou l’amour whatever he does even if they hate it ou l’amour it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one jour he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One jour when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth fées take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the canapé with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 mois later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! toi are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey toi bums want simethin ou are toi goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do toi hear...
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