1. When toi get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.
4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if toi can see his gun.
6. When he says toi aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him par his first name.
11. Pretend toi are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks toi to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks toi to spread them, tell him toi don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dîner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause toi don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After toi sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read toi your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes toi away.
25. Before toi sign the ticket, pick your nose. toi have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like toi are retarded.
32. When he's telling toi what toi did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells toi to stop, say what are toi talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of toi here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favori Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say toi missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if toi can buy his car.
48. If he takes toi to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If toi know him, say toi had his wife for dinner.
51. If toi don't know him, ask if toi can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When toi are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what toi gonna do with that.
59. If toi are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks toi in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him toi like men in uniform.
63. Ask if toi can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.
4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if toi can see his gun.
6. When he says toi aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him par his first name.
11. Pretend toi are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks toi to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks toi to spread them, tell him toi don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dîner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause toi don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After toi sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read toi your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes toi away.
25. Before toi sign the ticket, pick your nose. toi have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like toi are retarded.
32. When he's telling toi what toi did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells toi to stop, say what are toi talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of toi here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favori Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say toi missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if toi can buy his car.
48. If he takes toi to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If toi know him, say toi had his wife for dinner.
51. If toi don't know him, ask if toi can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When toi are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what toi gonna do with that.
59. If toi are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks toi in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him toi like men in uniform.
63. Ask if toi can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolat
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too acide, sure
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My grain de raisin, raisin stepped on a table, tableau lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolat
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too acide, sure
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My grain de raisin, raisin stepped on a table, tableau lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken traverser, croix the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck traverser, croix the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man traverser, croix the road?
A: To get to the seconde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: To get hit par my car.
Q: Why did the woman traverser, croix the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck traverser, croix the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man traverser, croix the road?
A: To get to the seconde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: To get hit par my car.
Q: Why did the woman traverser, croix the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell toi 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person toi don't know
2)Then twirl another aléatoire persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aléatoire persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool chant the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and montrer them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aléatoire person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person toi don't know
2)Then twirl another aléatoire persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aléatoire persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool chant the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and montrer them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aléatoire person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!