1. When toi get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.
4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if toi can see his gun.
6. When he says toi aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him par his first name.
11. Pretend toi are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks toi to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks toi to spread them, tell him toi don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dîner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause toi don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After toi sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read toi your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes toi away.
25. Before toi sign the ticket, pick your nose. toi have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like toi are retarded.
32. When he's telling toi what toi did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells toi to stop, say what are toi talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of toi here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favori Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say toi missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if toi can buy his car.
48. If he takes toi to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If toi know him, say toi had his wife for dinner.
51. If toi don't know him, ask if toi can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When toi are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what toi gonna do with that.
59. If toi are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks toi in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him toi like men in uniform.
63. Ask if toi can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.
4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if toi can see his gun.
6. When he says toi aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him par his first name.
11. Pretend toi are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks toi to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks toi to spread them, tell him toi don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dîner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause toi don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After toi sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read toi your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes toi away.
25. Before toi sign the ticket, pick your nose. toi have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like toi are retarded.
32. When he's telling toi what toi did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells toi to stop, say what are toi talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of toi here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favori Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say toi missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if toi can buy his car.
48. If he takes toi to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If toi know him, say toi had his wife for dinner.
51. If toi don't know him, ask if toi can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When toi are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what toi gonna do with that.
59. If toi are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks toi in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him toi like men in uniform.
63. Ask if toi can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
Here I stand Lost in this restricting world
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black mouton, moutons of the clan
Here I am, within your reach
Take what toi want, practice what toi preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze
Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did toi go wrong? The moment toi cast me out
Religion putting toi down? So what.
The fleur WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
FEAR MY MIND! FEAR MY STRENGTH!
I WILL DEFEND, I WILL DESTROY, I WILL BLOOM ONCE MORE.
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black mouton, moutons of the clan
Here I am, within your reach
Take what toi want, practice what toi preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze
Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did toi go wrong? The moment toi cast me out
Religion putting toi down? So what.
The fleur WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
FEAR MY MIND! FEAR MY STRENGTH!
I WILL DEFEND, I WILL DESTROY, I WILL BLOOM ONCE MORE.
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plz tell me how's it
thnx♥
Luv MY friends
All of u
No words to describe u all
Beautiful friends
Luvly Clubs
Heavy talks
Lots of chats
Give lovely Polls…………☺☺☺
Answer the Questions
fan the icons……☺☺☺
Just write the articles
Give the links
N then fan the things………☺☺☺
mettre en ligne pictures
Reply forums
Make some Quizzes……………☺☺☺
Get some props
Have some caps
Let’s do this all 4 medals…….☺☺☺
Post ur pics
In ur fave clubs
N get ur réponses Voted as Best ………..☺☺☺
Make some friends
4rm all over the WORLD
Introduce Urselfs
To all ur FreiEnds…………..
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