1. When toi get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.
4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if toi can see his gun.
6. When he says toi aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him par his first name.
11. Pretend toi are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks toi to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks toi to spread them, tell him toi don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dîner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause toi don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After toi sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read toi your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes toi away.
25. Before toi sign the ticket, pick your nose. toi have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like toi are retarded.
32. When he's telling toi what toi did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells toi to stop, say what are toi talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of toi here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favori Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say toi missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if toi can buy his car.
48. If he takes toi to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If toi know him, say toi had his wife for dinner.
51. If toi don't know him, ask if toi can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When toi are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what toi gonna do with that.
59. If toi are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks toi in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him toi like men in uniform.
63. Ask if toi can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.
4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if toi can see his gun.
6. When he says toi aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him par his first name.
11. Pretend toi are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks toi to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks toi to spread them, tell him toi don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dîner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause toi don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After toi sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read toi your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes toi away.
25. Before toi sign the ticket, pick your nose. toi have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like toi are retarded.
32. When he's telling toi what toi did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells toi to stop, say what are toi talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of toi here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favori Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say toi missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if toi can buy his car.
48. If he takes toi to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If toi know him, say toi had his wife for dinner.
51. If toi don't know him, ask if toi can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When toi are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what toi gonna do with that.
59. If toi are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks toi in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him toi like men in uniform.
63. Ask if toi can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, tanière, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and tanière, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
GIR 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, tanière, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and tanière, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
GIR 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot chiens wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, toi get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when toi touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick ou treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders Candy over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot chiens wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, toi get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when toi touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick ou treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders Candy over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which mois do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From mouton, moutons and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) écureuil fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the trône in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which mois do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From mouton, moutons and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) écureuil fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the trône in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys toi all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I a dit horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a seconde chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if toi don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten toi ou go after toi if toi don't don't worry
but if toi do forgive me toi wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't rapporter me please just read the article and don't rapporter me I wont be mean ever again
if toi guys forgive me awesome if toi don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if toi do forgive me toi wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't rapporter me please just read the article and don't rapporter me I wont be mean ever again
if toi guys forgive me awesome if toi don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
