September is over.

Maybe someone should wake up the guy from Greenday now... posté il y a plus d’un an

I shot my lover in the head
Didn't kill him but he's almost dead
Now he's bleeding on the bedroom floor
Got my neighbors knocking at my door posté il y a plus d’un an

this randomly happen just now

ME-lalalalalala i like patatoas

SIS-what r u talking to ur self AGAIN

ME--STARTS chant AMY WHINEHOUSE TEARS DRY ON THERE OWN-

SIS- OH wow u mite need to be checked
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I l’amour Football season~! Go Dawgs~! posté il y a plus d’un an

I have completely forgotten what I was doing on the internet before I discovered Fanpop, Tumblr, and Gmail. posté il y a plus d’un an

i think i just sprang my foot it hurts
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ugh, i feel like crap. posté il y a plus d’un an

i am the most aléatoire person wanna no why?

because i a dit so
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Who has twelve toes and like to party? posté il y a plus d’un an

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Dedicated medal. :3 posté il y a plus d’un an

October already? October 3rd means my bday was in a mois (Im the oldest in my class) :) school started on September 7th posté il y a plus d’un an

Can toi lick your elbow?I cant!:( posté il y a plus d’un an

hmm..
i missing trolls...no. one troll of not only aléatoire but whole fanpop......
:P posté il y a plus d’un an

Typing in italics makes it look like you're saying something important posté il y a plus d’un an

favori FG Excerpt:

Joe: toi better watch out. I'm a cop.

Prank Caller(Peter): What are toi gonna do? Call your cop Friends on your 'can't walkie-talkie'? posté il y a plus d’un an

I just watched Amityville Horror.. Wasn't that sc-

HOLY FUCK THERE'S A FLY ON MY WALL. posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh yah! Our team just won homecoming!!! Which is a big deal since we haven't won in the last five years!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi every one did toi know their shutting down meeb chat room thing, I'm thinking that sucks what do u think? posté il y a plus d’un an

have toi Lost ur way living in the shadow of the messes that u made take a step before u leep into the couleurs u see anytime anybody pulls u down anybody says ur not allowed remeber ur not alone in tthe aftermathaftermath get back what u give away so dont look back on yesterday no plus screaming no plus hiding dont be afraid of whats in sidebefore u break u have to shead ur arormer take a chance a fall into the gitter all ur feelings l’amour loove nomore screaming nomore hiding dont be afraid posté il y a plus d’un an

salut your page is lost...

better go find it!

MDR :)) posté il y a plus d’un an

(yawns) i'm tired posté il y a plus d’un an

UVE BEEN HIT BY....

YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY...

SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

ur mom
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what has 3 feet and no toes? posté il y a plus d’un an

Getting to wear stilettos to school? Meh. Grandma coming? ....... 100 bucks? Great. Sushi? Okay, I guess. Shopping? Yay. Ice cream cake? Oh yeah. Nikita and Supernatural that night? BEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY EVER! posté il y a plus d’un an

My dad a dit that he made an invisible folder on his desktop but I misheard him and said, "Invisible hobo?! WHERE!?" posté il y a plus d’un an

"Do I ever swear? HELL YEAH!" ~My English teacher. posté il y a plus d’un an

OK i am listin to musique and my sis comes in scares the crap outta me just par pushing me outta the chair O.O i hate my life
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*taking deep breath* wooow!
In one heure i changed my profil million times!:P

Q. What was the newspaper headline when a bird smacked into Patrick?
A. étoile, star Struck!
Q. What’s Patrick’s favori movie?
A. A étoile, star is Born!
Q. What’s Patrick’s favori movie?
A. Clueless!

(zzzzzzzzzzzzzz) :P posté il y a plus d’un an

Hey, how was school today? posté il y a plus d’un an

DAD SAYS: Okay, toi need to do your homework. That's why we bought toi this laptop. If I see toi on Tumblr ou Twitter ou whatever toi go on before you're homework and chores are done, I'm taking it away from you. Okay?
WHAT'S GOING THROUGH MY HEAD: Shit, he found out I have a Twitter. posté il y a plus d’un an

*opens fridge* No plus cheese?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
It's ok. Good thing we have backup cheese *opens fridge in the basement* Where's the BACK UP CHEEEESSEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...Well, at least we have backup cheese for the back up cheese?='(
*opens "Emergency cheese cooler"*.....*sobbing*....No....no....NO!....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

1.) I got yelled at for writting on a test I wasnt surpose to write on (I got detention for that)
2.) Kept talking and gave the teacher an attitude (I got detention for that)
3.) Kept pushing and kicking this dude who was bumping me into the mur (I ALMOST got detention for that but instead she just yelled at me in front of my crush.)
IM SO BADASS XD posté il y a plus d’un an

ahhhhchooooooooooo
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I hate it when I click on a Youtube video and it's loud intro scares the hell out of me >:( posté il y a plus d’un an

no wait dont just follow this link
link posté il y a plus d’un an

randomm- if toi are available to go on utube type in "alone in a place" posté il y a plus d’un an

That awkward moment when someone gives toi hommages for a contest toi forgot toi entered. posté il y a plus d’un an

" Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids.
I can’t stand kids misbehaving,
running around and disobeying.
All they need is a kick in the pants.
A punt in the butt.
A lesson that will finally shut ‘em up!

Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids. " posté il y a plus d’un an

today was ok for me i guess posté il y a plus d’un an

I haven't had dîner yet. posté il y a plus d’un an

My dad wouldn't make me any breakfast,so now I'm sitting here eating biscuits, cookies and lait for breakfast. posté il y a plus d’un an

HAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAYYY TOOOOO MEEEEEE posté il y a plus d’un an

My mums boyfriend: "Spread the nuts....is it going in?"

He's building a bike XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Period's late.

Still a virgin.

I'M HAVING THE suivant JESUS. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm going to get a cat. I'm going to name that cat everycat. Then I shall hug it. I can hug every cat :D posté il y a plus d’un an

A case of irony: toi open Internet Explorer (or whatever browser toi use). It locks up. toi open the task manager. When trying to forcibly close your browser, the task manager locks up. Then toi need to use a task manager to close that task manager. This happened to me before my computer crashed. posté il y a plus d’un an

my dad says heyyy there is this amazing sea trip to turkey u guys wanna go , we were like yeah dad sure thats really cool , and he was like nah u well get sea sick

WTF!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Today was a aléatoire jour here is why

me-PURPLE NURPLE!!!!

sis-ok??

me-lala lala elmos world =)

sis-WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU????

me-whutzzzzz

sis-u mit need to be checked

me-THE MOST EPIC PERSON IS HERE!!!!

and then this happened

me-OMFG

bff-whut whut

me-IDK

=) i have no idea why these things happen to me WHY?????
O.O

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Q:Who has a pet named Gary
A:SPONGEBOB!!
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Do toi know how hard it is to draw a triangle?! >_< posté il y a plus d’un an

i want goldfish but i cant have them posté il y a plus d’un an

Has anybody seen the Youtube video... "webcam 101 for seniors?" If not go to www.youtube.com RIGHT NOW! IT'S SO FUNNY!
(: posté il y a plus d’un an

My best friend Katie wrote the number 8 on a sticky note and stuck it on my forehead and I kept it on all day.
My Spanish teacher is now going to call me "The Number 8."
I did a happy dance in the middle of class, saying things like "8, 8, I am 8! The symbol of perfection! I am 8, the perfect number!" Everyone stared at me.

Best jour of my life. Period. posté il y a plus d’un an

Moon Cosmic Power,Make Up! posté il y a plus d’un an

(>^_^)> posté il y a plus d’un an

good morninn ppl hahaha anotha beatiful morninn posté il y a plus d’un an

Stupid computer Updates! posté il y a plus d’un an

When toi pause during a TV montrer and they have hilarious faces. posté il y a plus d’un an

10 hommages to the person how becomes a fan of the club on fanpop "celebrity craze!!!" guaranteed posté il y a plus d’un an

so its all aléatoire huh!? then in that case..chevelet camerio posté il y a plus d’un an

So toi know those "WHEN toi SEE IT, You'll Shit Bricks" things? Word of advice: If it has something circled, and there's nothing in the circle, quickly change it before toi scare the absolute shit out of yourself. I fell for it twice and WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT. posté il y a plus d’un an

SPONGE BOB MAKES toi LESS INTELIGENT I HAVE PROOF;

What's 2+2? 7? WHAT'S 7? WHY THE FUCK AM I WRIGHTING THIS? ~passes out~ posté il y a plus d’un an

Angry Birds posté il y a plus d’un an

PASTAAAA!!!

That is all. posté il y a plus d’un an

the movie Real Steel is coming to theaters on my b-day!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I HAVE TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT FRACTIONS FOR MATH! AND SING IT! WTF?!?!?!?!?! posté il y a plus d’un an

how long does it take to reply to a text??? posté il y a plus d’un an

My Friends spanish teacher is named Richard (the teachers call him Dick) Cockburn.

Dick Cockburn O_O I'm not joking posté il y a plus d’un an

OK I KNOW THIS IS aléatoire (that's kinda the point though, isn't it....)

but i have officially been 16 for 16 days.... posté il y a plus d’un an

I have been on here for 100 days in a row e.e
I have no life! x3 posté il y a plus d’un an

I Lost MY FLASH DRIVE!!!!!! If you're a writer, toi know how this feels. posté il y a plus d’un an

The girl toi just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl toi just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy toi just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy toi just made fun of… for crying? His mother is dying.

National Suicide Prevention Week
I am against bullying. - Repost & Save a life :)

Pass it on posté il y a plus d’un an

It's funny how many people in the last few months have gotten banned, especially if it's been troll type users ou the ones who pick on others.
I can recall several that haven't returned after there first account being suspended. posté il y a plus d’un an

aléatoire word: frog ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........ya!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I think I got nauseous from eating the pocky. posté il y a plus d’un an

I just got a new pet it's a hermet crabe he is so cute posté il y a plus d’un an

Pingas. That is all. MDR posté il y a plus d’un an

That awkward moment when toi can't see a real live dinosaur, but people in the distant future can. posté il y a plus d’un an

HOLY CONFUZZLED orange TWISTED COUNTRY FRIED bacon FLAVORED arc en ciel BOXES!

I found a penny! posté il y a plus d’un an

To the people that want to get other people reported...
It DOES NOT MATTER how many times a person is reported. The only thing that matters is what the person did, and how severe it was. Jeez people. Third time I've had to explain this today. posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: I'm gonna watch Nabari no Ou
Computer: But baby, toi haven't checked your tumblr in 3 hours posté il y a plus d’un an

Dear everyone,

I'm sorry for making everything a sexual innuendo. posté il y a plus d’un an

*sometimes l’amour comes around and it knocks toi down just get back up when it knocks toi down* sings to bad i dont have anyone's l’amour to knock me down :( posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy, happy, happy...

♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪┏(･o･)┛♪ posté il y a plus d’un an

We all live with the objective of being happy; Our lives are all different and yet the same- Anne Frank posté il y a plus d’un an

i Lost the game
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Happy derpday to meee...... posté il y a plus d’un an

OH MY GOD TODAY SUCKS!
I couldn't make any of the stupid lines straight on my stupid art project, so I kept having to go back and erase and erase and erase and I erased so much that the STUPID FREAKING PAPER RIPPED so I started freaking out and I can't ask my art teacher to give me any plus because it's expensive anyway so she couldn't give me any plus and I couldn't find the stupid paper ANYWHERE in this town so now I have to go ALL THE WAY TO AVON and I am about to explode! posté il y a plus d’un an

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a araign? e, araignée can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman. posté il y a plus d’un an

Haterz gonna hate >:3 posté il y a plus d’un an

The Lonely Island is now officially my new favori band. :D posté il y a plus d’un an

SO aléatoire posté il y a plus d’un an

Reality hits toi hard, bro. posté il y a plus d’un an

someone says: i hate when i say something and the one with me say me too
the guy suivant too him: yeah me too posté il y a plus d’un an

boy: i l’amour u <3
girl:prove it;scream it to the world
boy:*whisper in her ear* i l’amour u
girl: y did u whisper it to me?
boy:cuz u are my world <3

that is soo cute and sweet :) posté il y a plus d’un an

haut, retour au début 4 LIES

I'm fine
I don't like anyone
That was my last piece of gum
I've read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions posté il y a plus d’un an

Are toi a human?

...No, I am a meat-popsicle. posté il y a plus d’un an

link posté il y a plus d’un an