My brother: *playing on his ipod*

My mom: *playing on her iPhone*

Me: *Reading a book* ._______. posté il y a plus d’un an

John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. John loves making his daddy happy. posté il y a plus d’un an

How can the world end in 2012 when i have yogurt that expire in 2013.
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I challange toi all to watch this vid on a moderate sound volume and try not to startle once. I know I pissed my pants.

123GO!!

link posté il y a plus d’un an

I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves everybodis nerves yes on everybodies nerves... posté il y a plus d’un an

link
Look what I found! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

fanpop has some really strange ads... posté il y a plus d’un an

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Alright everyone, I've reached a thousand fans, now my life goal has been reached.

Yeah I know, it is so sad. I can't believe it's been that long already. I guess this place is just that addictive. posté il y a plus d’un an

My TV referances have been taken away. So all I have is song references.

*Sigh*

Take your pants off. posté il y a plus d’un an

I didn't say I hate her, I a dit I want her to get fingered par Wolverine. posté il y a plus d’un an

commentaire If toi are watching Harry hills tv burp. And tell me what part ou clip toi are watching posté il y a plus d’un an

OKAY ! i have a game! when toi write on this wall, toi have rate to the person under you's icone out of ten! okay , nut don't be mad if someone rate toi low! okay so i would rate BlindBandit92's icone 5/10 no offence.. i not trying to be mean! okay now toi try! posté il y a plus d’un an

Dah posté il y a plus d’un an

Ro posté il y a plus d’un an

What's St. Patricks Day? I know it's a holiday but not much else. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy St. Patricks jour posté il y a plus d’un an

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS jour EVERYONE! :D posté il y a plus d’un an

I think we should have banners on our profil pages!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

All who are not wearing green today shall be pinched par my...IRISH homard CLAWS! Dun, dun, dunnnn! Wait, what? XD posté il y a plus d’un an

If i could live again...i'd like to be a cat. posté il y a plus d’un an

WHO WANTS A TACO? posté il y a plus d’un an

Thatparty lastnight was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my cul, ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my bière and smoke my weed but my good Friends is all I need Pass out at three Wake up at ten go out to eat then do it again. Man,I l’amour college. I l’amour drinking I l’amour women,And I l’amour college. I can't tell ya what I learned from school but I can tell toi a story ou two Um Yeah,I learned a fewrules like Don't pass out with your shoes on And When it comes to condomsput two on. posté il y a plus d’un an

My whole house smells like weed...I'm not even joking .___. posté il y a plus d’un an

Me and my Friends (I'll call them Z and A) went to a store and were fooling around. Then A's mom came and a dit these guys who were security were looking for us, saying that there were three teens vandalizing the sports section of the store. All that really happened was Z throwing A a ball and A hitting it with a baseball bat. Then they knocked some beanbags over, but we put them back.
Eh, you've never lived until toi almost get kicked out of a department store. posté il y a plus d’un an

Last train to awesome town. posté il y a plus d’un an

The awkward moment when toi get in the douche and realize toi forgot to take your socks off... c: posté il y a plus d’un an

Today was an awesome 2:00 to 3:09 jour today at school because we were on the laptops and we had to Get on Study Island ou First In Math until like around 2:30 and to 2:30 to 3:09 we could get on anything we wanted to! (Sighs) I just l’amour Fridays when my teacher is in an AWESOME mode. <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

I'll be the ambassador to your mom. posté il y a plus d’un an

*is over light :3* posté il y a plus d’un an

no onto Hetalia!! :D! posté il y a plus d’un an

I am watching the first episode of Death Note, wish me luck ~! posté il y a plus d’un an

toi say owl city, i say evanscence
toi say lady gaga i say lady gaga
toi say amy lee sucks, i fucking coup de poing u in the stomah
toi say james bond sucks, i kill u with a psitol
toi say justin biber, i murder u
toi say wat the fuck is wrong with u, i say DIE chienne posté il y a plus d’un an

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Supfool_ ? IS A FOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he just a dit all fat people should loose "wait" . >.< posté il y a plus d’un an

toi say Owl City, I say Headhunterz
toi say Hannah Montana, I say Wolfgang Gartner
toi say Jonas Brothers, I say Deadmau5
toi say One Direction, I say Flux Pavilion
toi say Justin Beiber, I say Noisecontrollers
toi say Lady Gaga, I say Tiesto

commentaire if toi l’amour electronic <3 posté il y a plus d’un an

LMFAO at what Wendy99 wrote posté il y a plus d’un an

wwwwwooooooooppppppppp
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There! right! there! posté il y a plus d’un an

It's not fun being color blind! ;A; posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh boy, I can't wait 'till I can play old-school Assassin's Creed 1 again, just like old times!

2 DAYs LATER...

*puts in Assassin's Creed disc*
Me: Aw this is going to be so friggin' sweet!

3 minutes LATER...

"Please, sir, just a few coins..."

Me: fffffffffffu.... posté il y a plus d’un an

i changed a bit of my profile. posté il y a plus d’un an

Uh Hi Im sorta New Here So I could use plus Friends posté il y a plus d’un an

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~THHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK~
THEY'VE CREATED PAS~TAA? :O posté il y a plus d’un an

Guy 1: "Check out those boobies!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: "Over there, nesting on the bare rocks of the West Indies!"
Guy 2: "...I hate you."

XDXDXD posté il y a plus d’un an

Raise your hand if toi think toi are going to have a horrible St.Patrick's Day! *raises hand* posté il y a plus d’un an

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! my TV glows at night O~O.......and whtz scary is tht it'z turned off from the power point....!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Your first time lire romance fanfiction: toi start reading,You think it is boring,but toi read on; For toi are starting to read the good part. toi read one sentence,and your eyes seem to freeze on that one little sentance. Your cheeks start to get hot,you know toi are blushing. toi think,How can they write this stuff?! And toi close the page out. toi start to think about what happened in the fiction. toi start to feel regret,as toi think toi are hooked. and toi pull up the page again. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hipster bands suck so freaking hard. -_________- posté il y a plus d’un an

How fun would it be to speak like you're in a Shakespeare play for a day?

Person 1: Oh salut there, how's it going?
You: Greetings, my associate! How art thou? Is there not wonderful peace in yonder skies! The gods are truly pleasant with the squabbles that happen in our world.
Person 1: Who the hell are you. What have toi done to the person I know. posté il y a plus d’un an

Building a muslim community center a couple blocks away from Ground Zero.

Reaction: People throw a hissy fit, saying it's wrong, offensive, and other such shit.

The Westboro Baptist march up and down saying things like "Thank god for 9/11".

Reaction: Nobody says a fucking peep.

... there's something about that that's incredibly illogical, but I'm too busy sitting behind my computer and flappin' my fat, Cheeto-stained fingers on my keyboard (kudos to anyone who gets that) to figure it out. posté il y a plus d’un an

ive got some big news ♫
the bank finally came through,
and im holding the keys to a brand new chevrolet ♫
have toi been outside?
it sure is a nice night
how bout a little test drive, down par the lake? ♫
theres a place i know about,
where the dirt road runs out
we can try out the 4 wheel drive ♫
come on now whaddya say,
girl i can hardly wait
to get a little mud on the tires! ♫

brad motif cachemire, paisley anyone? posté il y a plus d’un an

Daayum .

Like Wtf ?

Some chienne a volé, étole One Of My Pictures. >.<

That's Some Fuckinq Bullshit . !

I hate f a k e s. and they hate me too . ♥

Haha!

They don't wanna montrer their true person cause they KNOW there ugly .

* is really pissed owwwf* its the internet , i guess i'll have to deal with it . and suck it up . but idk if i'm willinq to do that -_________-

i didn't mettre en ligne pictures for toi to steal .

i know im being dramactic but . oh well >______< posté il y a plus d’un an

I AM NOT A S I T E M O D E L . c: Goooood Looord ! posté il y a plus d’un an

So I'm assuming not many people here enjoy jokes like "I don't like gay people b/c they a volé, étole the rainbow" ou anything of the sort? xD
For future reference? posté il y a plus d’un an

I am going to slit your throat Ryan Little!!!!! >:( posté il y a plus d’un an

*Sniff* Does everyone realy hate me? I told this to my face. *sniff* posté il y a plus d’un an

New Orleans why toi no have good service? Ever? posté il y a plus d’un an

Bye, bye, miss American pie. posté il y a plus d’un an

Looks like the site is glitching again. posté il y a plus d’un an

The aléatoire club is my favourite club. It's so funny. posté il y a plus d’un an

Gah Fanpop's glitching again... posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm New so please fan me posté il y a plus d’un an

It's a sin to live so well. posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw through the Capri Sun
posté il y a plus d’un an

So much shit comes out your mouth, your cul, ass is jealous.

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That awkward moment when You're chant and the artist gets the lyrics wrong
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During Lunch:

Samantha (Friend): *reading Twilight New Moon*
Me: *eating food* *starts choking on food*
Samantha: *turns to me* SHUT UP!
Me: I'm choking!
Samantha: I DON'T CARE!
Me: Well then. toi know,if I was lire Harry Potter,and toi were choking,I would've stopped lire and help you. The Twilight series should burn in hell! HELL! =w=;
Breanna (Friend): O.O;

And that is why my friend shouldn't read Twilight while I read Harry Potter. posté il y a plus d’un an

Tony 2012.

Stop the tiger. posté il y a plus d’un an

ppl need to stop trollin' me O.0 posté il y a plus d’un an

I was screwing around with my new calculator and I typed in, "x^-1+6".
The answer was:
DIVIDE par ZERO
ERROR

Holy crap.
Is this new ou am I just a moron who didn't figure it out on time? posté il y a plus d’un an

Guys when a question is repeated over and over again. GUESS what? It isn't cool anymore. Can ya knock it off with "do toi like me" questions? posté il y a plus d’un an

These "Do toi like me?" questions are becoming a tad bit old, guys. posté il y a plus d’un an

salut Ppl! im Vida and i am ✓ So Fudging bored! :/ posté il y a plus d’un an

Today is my birthday :) posté il y a plus d’un an

I can't believe it's not even spring yet, And it already feels like the middle of summer where i live. ._. posté il y a plus d’un an

I saw some girls fangirling over Pokemon...especially the mudkips...THE MUDKIPS.. posté il y a plus d’un an

KONY 2O12 ! posté il y a plus d’un an

PLZ rejoindre MY clubs OF PAN AND UUB AND / ou THE ONCLER I WILL ADD U AND BE UR BEST FRIEND. PAN IS THIS GIRL FROM DBZ ALSO UUB THEIR A CUTE COUPLE BETTER THAN TRUNKS AND PAN ALSO BETTR THAN UUB AND MARRON. THE ONCLER IS THE YOUNG HOT MAN FROM THE MOVIE LORAX COME rejoindre MY CLUB AND POST STUFF PLEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

When life
gives toi a hundred
reasons to cry,
montrer life
that toi have a thousand
reasons to smile. posté il y a plus d’un an

wat do toi take me as
1.stupid
2.funny
3.sweet
4.someone to be close with
5.someone to trust
6.someone toi cant stay mad at forever
7.honest
8ratchet
9.pretty
10.a cheater
11.boring
12.someone toi can end up with in the future
13.a backstabber
14.someone toi plan on talkin with forever
15.someone toi wanna share your l’amour with
16.rate me on a : 1-10 scale posté il y a plus d’un an

She's between a rock in my hard place. posté il y a plus d’un an

on the late bus today some 6th grader had half an pomme pie so me and two of my Friends ate it....except he ddint have forks so we were just sticking r faces in....it was soooo weird... posté il y a plus d’un an

OH MY GOD PI jour WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!! I GOT TO PIE MY TEACHER IN THE FACE!!! XDXDXDXD (pay back for accueil work!!) posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Pi Day! posté il y a plus d’un an

Tacos are delicious. :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Napoleon wasn't short.

My whole life was a lie. ಠ_ಠ posté il y a plus d’un an

When I'm crying ou upset over fictional things, everyone is like "Aw what happened, are toi okay?" and they act all worried.
And when I'm crying ou upset over something serious, no one seems to notice. At all.

...Wat... posté il y a plus d’un an

Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon... posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm sick, but i'm not well. And i'm so hot! Cause i'm in hell! posté il y a plus d’un an

toi can use Homestuck weapons in Skyrim.
You can use Homestuck weapons in Skyrim.

link

MOTHER OF JESUS. posté il y a plus d’un an

Straight female friend: So, what do lesbiennes like to do?

Me: Well, we like to eat out a lot.

Friend: Really? *Friend doesn't get it.*

And then the guy sitting alone at the table, tableau suivant to us bursts out into a fit of laughter.

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I think posté il y a plus d’un an

i want u. posté il y a plus d’un an

Does anyone but me know what jour it is?! *le expected all of the nerds like me on fanpop to be celebrating everywhere* .____.
I'll give toi a hint, people-who-don't-know: The rendez-vous amoureux, date is 3/14/12 posté il y a plus d’un an

Went to pick out a prom dress today but all the dresses that would fit me were FUGLY! TT~TT posté il y a plus d’un an

Take a 1 heure nap at 4:00pm
Wake up at 3:30am not knowing what jour ou an it is

Woe forever. posté il y a plus d’un an

MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY posté il y a plus d’un an

guys!!! over here it's 12:17am and I was studying! but then I saw the window and I went to see the sky and it's just beautiful!!! the stars look so amazing!!!! it reminded meof that scene of the lion king when they talk about the great kings of the past that are watching us! it's so awesomeeee!!!! ñ.ñ posté il y a plus d’un an

will anyone look at my mur and check it ph one plus thing

I like trains (gets hit par a train) posté il y a plus d’un an