my birthday is in 5 days xD posté il y a plus d’un an

bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
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i was being nice 2 this girl then a boy a dit something mean i went on his profil i began 2 b his friend he a dit it was aléatoire he made me fucking mad jour par jour he was my bf now his not ...weird 2 me... posté il y a plus d’un an

Only 15 days till mine! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA TO THE INFINITIVE HAAAAAAA! posté il y a plus d’un an

ONLY 5 plus DAYZ UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!! IM GETTIN A or PAIR OF TOMS!!! IF toi KNOW WAT TOMS ARE posté il y a plus d’un an

ok,the icon,banner and the devise is getting a lil boring.Jonapello123,would toi change it? posté il y a plus d’un an

ugh why do my parents control my bedtime when its friday! posté il y a plus d’un an

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

THE ALIENS R ON THEIR WAY LOOK OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

COMANDER WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

DONT TRUST INVADERJET. HES A LIAR. posté il y a plus d’un an

dad:hi sweetie
me:hi dad where is the VAMBLIHO ketch up
dad:r u kid cursing
me: n n chicken no
dad:wat
me:huh
dad:wat did u say
me:monkey
dad:wat wait wat never mind

lmao posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm done with my mother she's freakin crazy!!!!! don't wanna hear anything about that bitch!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I l’amour it when people I don't like get banned ou suspended. :) posté il y a plus d’un an

fun stuff
1.Justin Bieber is gay
2. mj is dead
3. i need to pee
4. just shit my self posté il y a plus d’un an

i like pie posté il y a plus d’un an

Anyone who lives in Brazil,Australia ou anywhere getting devastating weather,just know here in the US and all over the world are thinking about toi posté il y a plus d’un an

kool ramdom stuff yeah funny ppl .... posté il y a plus d’un an

he called me all sorts of stuff...wastn offended par it cause all i did was was pick him and dropped him like a cerise bomb(^_^)
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Hi, umm i NEED to know how toi make a fan club. PLEEAASSEE HELP ME! posté il y a plus d’un an

Fun Facts!
1.Justin Bieber is an idiot.
2.Salad is healthy.
3.You cant lick your index finger while looking up.
4.You just tried number 3.
5.You hate me for number 1.
6.Your laughing at number 4.
7.I'm funny. posté il y a plus d’un an

I own toi and everything toi own now.

P.S. We Lost the game. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am curremtly watching a programe called Hughs poisson Fight pmsl!! posté il y a plus d’un an

mom:wat u wanna be wen u grow up
me:a singer
mom:u can sing good u don't wanna b a...
me:PIE!
mom:um u dont wanna be a doctor
me:NO thanks im good
mom:u ..
me:DY...NO....MITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mom:um okay forget it

she lucky i didnt say cupcake

lmao posté il y a plus d’un an

If toi want to hear a full house, hear this- know how many lions it takes to make a pride?
3 to 30 lions! Ain't that just weird? posté il y a plus d’un an

Today I walked up to my teacher and asked her what she wanted for her Birthday this year. She replied with a smirk and said, "A new job. And a husband that'll do something for once." posté il y a plus d’un an

DAD: son what do u want for ur birthday ?
SON: not much dad , just a radio with a sport car around it

lolzzz XD posté il y a plus d’un an

dream makes evreything possible , hope makes evreything work , l’amour makes evrything beautiful , smile make all the above ..............................................................

so always brush ur teeth

XD lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz posté il y a plus d’un an

BOY : iam not rich like rohit ,i dont even have a bid car like rohit ,but i realy realy l’amour u
GIRL : i l’amour u too , but tell me plus about rohit
lolzzz posté il y a plus d’un an

NEW WORDE

CLICK
C : cant live without u
L : l’amour u
I : i miss u
C : care about u
K : Kiss frome my cœur, coeur to u
sp when u miss some one just say CLICK posté il y a plus d’un an

Lol, someone just sneezed and it sounded like the lion of off Wizard Of Oz... O.o posté il y a plus d’un an

salut friends! rejoindre my Jon Fratelli spot! XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Kiddies,I'm gonna tell toi the story of a lady who got drunk at 15 and died.

*ahem*

My mom.
The End. posté il y a plus d’un an

My name is Sarah. What's your name? posté il y a plus d’un an

I MADE COCONUT chocolat COOKIES!! ANYBODY WANT ONE????? :P posté il y a plus d’un an

RANDOMNESSES YAAAAYYYY ;) posté il y a plus d’un an

if u guys wanna see some pain ties look at the pics its too aléatoire and check out my pain tie question and commentaire i wanna see who says the funnieest commentaire posté il y a plus d’un an

I LIFT THINGS UP AND I PUT THEM DOWN. posté il y a plus d’un an

My world geography teacher borrowed one of the student's boomerangs (the student had it because we where studying Australia and the boomerang was originally used par the Aborigines) and he got it stuck on the roof of the school. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

secrets ruin lifes posté il y a plus d’un an

People who don't understand who toi are have no reason to be Friends with you. A little quote I made up. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hwo are toi people? I have no one to chat... #foreveralone posté il y a plus d’un an

aléatoire posté il y a plus d’un an

rarw ;) means i l’amour toi in dinosour <3 <3♪♪™☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ posté il y a plus d’un an

"Bother!" *bother* posté il y a plus d’un an

I HAVE EXAM TOMMORROW!! SCHOOL FROM 8-20...omg what if i'm going to fail it AGAIN!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

if u need conseil MSG me
if u need AFRIEND CALL me
if u need HELP E_MAIL me
if u need MONEY THE the number u dailed is not in service plzz dont try agine

lolzz posté il y a plus d’un an

always draw a cercle around the ones u l’amour
never draw a cœur, coeur
becose hearts can be broken
but circles are never ending posté il y a plus d’un an

a memory lasts forever ,and never dose it die
true Friends stay together and never say good bye posté il y a plus d’un an

Lets that fancy footwork:p posté il y a plus d’un an

I like Candy and Tacos and Seafood. What about you. posté il y a plus d’un an

things to do at Walmart:
hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come par :) posté il y a plus d’un an

i hate it when they leve cerise stones in the cherry....like i wanna grow a cerise arbre inside of me posté il y a plus d’un an

Secrets, are the keys to our past posté il y a plus d’un an

Ok so im sitting here minding my own bissnus and suddenly I hear this beep beep beep. I look out the window and I see a snow plow it backed up it was haveing troubble getting out of the court. Suddenly it gets out starts doing its job. And then guess what? It started haveing trouble pushing the snow any further so guess what it did? It dumbed the snow of in fornt of my driveway! My driveway! out of all the other places to place the snow the snow plow places it in front of my house! posté il y a plus d’un an

have toi ever eat ice cream when it was 25 and snow on the grond posté il y a plus d’un an

got grounded for slapping my brother may not be on for a few weeks posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy birthday whoever's birthday it is, it is someones birthday everyday... posté il y a plus d’un an

Back to reality :(
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And when toi smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while. :D

I don't like pop music, but this song has left me speechless.
I feel kinda special. :D posté il y a plus d’un an

jaoiermjfcjgiljwlglkfvnkwhjg wli;ngwmuorjgoijg,iojefgokqjwopijtr9wietojgihwougnkjnogij i want pieeeeeeeeee as in 3.148754874290572475914975097458710574125 MDR posté il y a plus d’un an

haya esté chelsea heroína !! wendell tú evento cama todas mexico posté il y a plus d’un an

does anyone know how to get those hearts ? they're really cool.. i don't mean <3 , the real heart. can someone tell me how i can make them on here ? posté il y a plus d’un an

I Don't Like Being 15. I Feel Old =_= posté il y a plus d’un an

WOW!!! I cant believe im 15 today where has the time gone... posté il y a plus d’un an

bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."

No offense guys, but I found this rly funny :D posté il y a plus d’un an

hola cva des peno Clato de nas wa l’amour canard, drake cloche, bell campo Mexico please? posté il y a plus d’un an

Whoa, it's snowing like hard core outside. But good thing, because I don't have school tomorrow ou Tuesday due to the crap load of snow. Plus, we don't get that much snow here in Arkansas. posté il y a plus d’un an

Am I the only one that hates it when haters come up to me and curse me out instead of giving some comebacks? Oh and the spelling they're giving (on purpose)? Not to mention about them telling me they're gonna slap me in the face, kick my cul, ass etc etc when they know its impossible for em' to do that over the internet.
Seriously? That leaves me no choice but to leave em' alone, becase no matter what I say, all they have is "FUCK toi BITCH" ou "YOU AND YOUR BITCHES ARE DEAD, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU" posté il y a plus d’un an

No! I don't like banjos!! However, I do like diving in mash potatos posté il y a plus d’un an

watching canard, drake and Josh Really Big crevette, crevettes on nick mexico posté il y a plus d’un an

I IS GOIN CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

EEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAHHHH!!! one long phone ring its creeping me out!!!! DX posté il y a plus d’un an

Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!
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First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended. posté il y a plus d’un an

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was wtinrig. The phaonmnealpweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. posté il y a plus d’un an

The rset can be a taotl mses and toi can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter par istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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I Just Shit My Pants Waiting For Another Boring Moment. posté il y a plus d’un an

i broke my pinky posté il y a plus d’un an

Who else thinks that cheese smells good???? posté il y a plus d’un an

Please join!! www.fanpop.com/spots/ava-elizabeth-sambora Thank you! posté il y a plus d’un an

@shiriny MDR awesome posté il y a plus d’un an

Nmg da docekam sutra!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Some Albert Einstein quotes:

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”

“If A equals success, then the formula is _A = X + Y + Z_. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” posté il y a plus d’un an

I reduced my fanpop boîte mail from 1750 to 1289!!! yaaay!! MDR posté il y a plus d’un an

Normal people sometimes bore me.
aléatoire people always excite me! =D posté il y a plus d’un an

link rejoindre my kingdom of AWESOME™ posté il y a plus d’un an

Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired. posté il y a plus d’un an

"If toi can't say nothing nice, don't say something at all." (Famous quote I've got stuck in my headXD) posté il y a plus d’un an

why are the kardashians famous? i mean wats their occupation? posté il y a plus d’un an

toi don't have to, but, would toi like to rejoindre my club? Here's the link:
link
If it won't work, let me know please posté il y a plus d’un an

If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt on your part to deprive me of my happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the Declaration of Independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative not to know this material. I’ll be out at the mall. posté il y a plus d’un an

Wish I could somehow let toi know
That all the way from here to Mexico
You're the one and only girl for me
Hehe tu es un, bonjour, oui oui

Hawk Nelson and their aléatoire French....x) posté il y a plus d’un an

salut baby baby lalallalala- pitbull
i had that song in my head all jour posté il y a plus d’un an

hjgftydikitfkhjvhgvgfdrdtujftikjfjgvhhbvbvghvfgcdfxdxrjccgcjh posté il y a plus d’un an

Do u like haribo sweets? R U obsessed with their absolute YUM flavour? Then...

rejoindre HARBO CLUB made par me<3

link
Please, please!

And then if u like it toi can b my fan and rejoindre my club=D posté il y a plus d’un an

I fell on ice today(in the midlle of school), just felt like u outa know... posté il y a plus d’un an

i just wanna die !!!!!!!!!!!!!
will someone plz kill me right now ?!
plz ?! posté il y a plus d’un an

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!" a dit the little bird.
"ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR!!!" a dit the penguin.
"WEE WEE WEE WEE" a dit the fifth little piggy.
"I'M BORED!!!" says I. posté il y a plus d’un an

That awkward moment when
Eminem is actually afraid.
Justin Bieber says never.
rose doesn't raise her glass.
Ke$ha isn't really who they are.
...Bruno Mars drops the grenade.
& Rihanna remembers her name.

:P posté il y a plus d’un an