Told my fiance that if he doesn't vote straight libertarian, he's not getting tits tonight.

That would have worked if 1: he wasn't Mormon and was waiting until marriage, and 2: he wasn't already planning to vote straight libertarian. posté il y a plus d’un an

I came here after long...
Is anything interesting happening 'round here? posté il y a plus d’un an

America...

Election jour is tomorrow. Heaven, help us. posté il y a plus d’un an

i moved my arm back to pet my cat, and i hit him! :(

luckly it seems like he forgives me cuz he is purring on my lap. :) posté il y a plus d’un an

The spammer is back:
link posté il y a plus d’un an

Ima have a signed Batman comic for virtually no money ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) posté il y a plus d’un an

I recently got into Dungeons and Dragons. I have officially gone full nerd. Halp. posté il y a plus d’un an

>Sees dude on Youtube heavily criticising art obviously done par beginner preteens
>He's really cynical and kind of a jerk
>Goes to his deviantart, expect masterpieces par the way he's been talking
>Art is mediocre

LIFE TIP: Don't be like this guy. posté il y a plus d’un an

i cant really see my leybpard, cuz my cat is on me, so if i misspell something, irs cuz i cabt see tye jetboard, and im not good at remebering where all the kets are quite yer posté il y a plus d’un an

I know i'm not old enough to be on this site. People might tell me to get off this site till i'm 13. Well, i was on this site sence i was 11. I'm going to be 13 this coming January, so people that want to tell me to get off this site till i'm 13, i'm not going to listen to u. Plus, i found someone else that is 12 on this site, and people that is younger than me. But last year, people were nice enough and told me I could be on this site, though i'm not 13. So please don't insult me cuz of my age. posté il y a plus d’un an

So...
THERE WAS A TIME
I used to look into my father's eyes posté il y a plus d’un an

December is coming soon... posté il y a plus d’un an

TFW toi struggle with balancing your character's crippling depression and your book's heavy emphasis on the gothique aesthetic/lifestyle/subculture in such a way that he's not a total fucking edgelord from every goffick teen's fanfic. posté il y a plus d’un an

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հձթթყ հձllօաεεռ! (and happy birthday L Lawliet from Death Note!~ <3) posté il y a plus d’un an

Seems like many of oldies are still here. posté il y a plus d’un an

fuc these skeltons its my bday posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy Halloween! posté il y a plus d’un an

Do toi hate yourself, ou are toi just dissatisfied in your life? posté il y a plus d’un an

This coffee is disgusting. posté il y a plus d’un an

When toi want to explain your problems but then the person suddenly stops toi from telling and a dit "it's all in your head". What a careless, reckless DICKHEAD! posté il y a plus d’un an

Guys, let's all vote for RuPaul for president. posté il y a plus d’un an

"We're all mad here." - Cheshire cat posté il y a plus d’un an

7 plus days... 🎃🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻😈😈😈😈😈🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃👿👿👿🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍭🍭 posté il y a plus d’un an

"Man walks along the railroad track
He's Goin' some place, there's no turnin' back
The Highway Patrol chopper comin' up over the ridge
Man sleeps par a campfire under the bridge
The shelter line stretchin' around the corner
Welcome to the New World Order
Families sleepin' in their cars out in the Southwest
No job, no home, no peace, no rest, NO REST!" posté il y a plus d’un an

"Don't toi open up that window, Don't toi let out that antidote..." posté il y a plus d’un an

I have a friend, I have a plastic. BOOM! "Plastic Friend." posté il y a plus d’un an

when toi haven't been here for 3 years and toi get like 1000 médailles at once.
anyways, how has fanpop been lately? posté il y a plus d’un an

salut ya'll, so today's my birthday! ^o^ Woohoo~ *pops balloon* 🎈
I basically just wanted to get it off my chest. 🎂🎊🎁🎉

(If someone doesn't care than toi can just ignore this... 😶) posté il y a plus d’un an

I want a kitten to hug. No, not just one. I want a 10! 10 little chatons to climb onto me and be adorable anf fluffy and purr! T^T posté il y a plus d’un an

"Welcome to Fanpop. The place where toi will always regret what toi are doing right now a an ou so in the future." posté il y a plus d’un an

When toi meet a socialist and you're all like yall need Mises. posté il y a plus d’un an

im eating a jolly rancher right now
yum! posté il y a plus d’un an

I just had to deal with some of the most obvious favoritism of teachers and students ever.

Last year, in 6th grade, we did this dumb thing we here we stayed at school late, did 'fun activities' a scavenger hunt and ate crappy ice cream sandwiches. And half of them were that really bad kind with vanilla and fraise ice cream! XP! This years sixth graders got some awesome t shirts, a selfie scavenger hunt and got to make ice cream sundaes topped with whatever the hell they wanted. posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate it when I see people complain about consumerism like ill consume whatever the fuck I want bitch. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi. How's everyone? posté il y a plus d’un an

It took me quite some time to realize it but I finally see it. It is so obvious, so true, so perfect that I cannot help but shed tears of happiness. I was a real idiot for not realizing this sooner. The answer was right in front of me the whole time. I mean, I had a feeling that there was a slight chance for that to be true but I was always dismissing it as nothing important. That's why is important to evaluate your feelings people. toi never know fully where they will lead toi !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

A kind and courteous message to my old crappy Windows 7 laptop....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFNvNB_f8Kw posté il y a plus d’un an

There was a human being in my house today that does not live in my house. A human being to whom I am not related. A human being to whom I like to communicate and enjoy seeing on a regular basis.
The other jour I went to lunch with a different human being to whom I am also not related and enjoy seeing and communicating with. It was a nice time.

...
...
...
...Am I....
....making...
....friends...?
Like outside of the internet??
THIS IS WEIRD. posté il y a plus d’un an

My dad promised I could see Disturbed live tonight.. So..... Dreams can come true posté il y a plus d’un an

Me: I should probably save some money so I can like... have a life.
Me: *drops a grand on clothes in the span of a month*

:I I regret nothing. posté il y a plus d’un an

25,000 Posts on the aléatoire club, let's all celebrate par hailing the Magic conque Shell! :D
*In other words, nothing posté il y a plus d’un an

So, I'm thinking of coming out. I need to prepare for when I tell my parents, so I'm going to do it here first.

*Deep breath* Here goes.

My gender identity is clown. My pronouns are MDR and lolself

I know some of toi will hate me for it, but please don't spread your coulrophobia. I only ask for support. posté il y a plus d’un an

what is with this clown thing america is so weird posté il y a plus d’un an

Voting on Fanpop's Got Talent for this an has already began. Please support the participants with your vote !!!!

link posté il y a plus d’un an

I would do anything for a huge bowl of freshly made nachos right now.... posté il y a plus d’un an

"Elder Herr: Will toi stop talking about the war?

Basil: Me! toi started it!

Elder Herr: We did not start it!

Basil: Yes toi did — toi invaded Poland."

-Basil Fawlty from Fawlty Towers posté il y a plus d’un an

I've been on here for five years. This was my entire life when I was twelve. That's insane to think about posté il y a plus d’un an

I finally saw DeadPool.. That guy has such a perfect voice for this type of role posté il y a plus d’un an

On the internet no one knows you're a kawaii potato...no one. posté il y a plus d’un an

Rotten Tomatoes hates Hyena Road, saying the jouer la comédie sucks, plot sucks, everything sucks.. Maybe those guys and me have seen a different film, this movie is amazing.. Guess Rotten Tomatoes wants a AMERICAN flag in order to enjoy it.. posté il y a plus d’un an

/people barely post on the aléatoire mur tbh/ posté il y a plus d’un an

Halloween is almost coming! XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Tbh I wish we could block people on fanpop posté il y a plus d’un an

MDR people are triggered par what I post and they can't learn to ignore a commentaire smh thats why fanpop is dumb and quotev is better and I don't care if toi hate on me commentaire whatever toi want it won't hurt my feelings and BTW going back on quotev and if toi have a problem with me fuck toi dumb cul, ass houe and learn to ignore a post MDR 😂😂✌ posté il y a plus d’un an

I l’amour it whenever I post something everyone starts flaming me posté il y a plus d’un an

Choonimals. posté il y a plus d’un an

Things are getting kinda crazy in the DP club so I'm going to camp out here for a while :) posté il y a plus d’un an

Im kinda mad right now. Why? Because, here is the story:
so i have a crush on this boy Named Bryce. I was to scared to ask him out myself, cuz i thought he would say no. So my bffs boyfriend asked him out for me. Bryce just said, "Thats news." We had no idea what that meant, so my bff asked him out. He just did not answer. Then one of my other Friends asked him out. He a dit this:"No because she does not look good." Im like OMG! Im so mad at him. my user icone is a pic of me. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy autumn equinox to the northern hemisphere!

No idea when the spring equinox happens for those of toi in the southern hemisphere but have a good time with that too! :T posté il y a plus d’un an

Did anybody see the new South Park episiodes.. It's kinda weird to see Eric Cartman get punished when he didn't actually do anything wrong for once posté il y a plus d’un an

If genocide had a flavor, it would taste like amande milk. posté il y a plus d’un an

Without stupidity, there's no philosophy. posté il y a plus d’un an

I AM BACK FANPOPPIN ONCE AGAAINN! IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK! posté il y a plus d’un an

It's been so long everybody... Can't believe I still know half the people on here 😇 posté il y a plus d’un an

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is Steins;Gate and FLCL but with magic. posté il y a plus d’un an

My favourite youtubers are Jimmy Tatro, and Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic).. They have completely different reasons to be on youtube.. But the small things they have in common are.. They both actually make money on youtube.. And they truly hate Youtube commenters, cause all they do is make toi feel like crap for making your videos.. posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate circles because circles don't déplacer forward. posté il y a plus d’un an

Eid Mubarak to anyone celebrating :) posté il y a plus d’un an

buisson, bush did 7/11 posté il y a plus d’un an

Curse those 19 hijackers... posté il y a plus d’un an

Today we reminiscent a disaster that that happened 15 years il y a that should of never have happened. R.I.P to all the beautiful people who died at the hands of those monsters on 9/11. posté il y a plus d’un an

The pain of having a hard time buying a purse/bag for college. >~< Ugh.. finally bought one today. No, it's not a messenger bag. It's just a normal bourse, sac à main with those straps ou whatever so I don't have to hold it. posté il y a plus d’un an

Do toi ever wonder if baby dragons read faerie tails about defeating fearless knights and liberating the princess from her patriarchal human society? posté il y a plus d’un an

Damn, I remember when this place used to be a lot busier than it is now. I miss the old Fanpop. posté il y a plus d’un an

Does anyone else think back to the stupid things they did when they were younger and just cringe posté il y a plus d’un an

TFW SOMETHING RARE THAT toi REALLY REALLY WANT IS FOR SALE AND IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR BUT toi DON'T HAVE THE MNEY BECAUSE ITS EXPENSIVE posté il y a plus d’un an

Haven't been on fanpop in a long while... Things changed! posté il y a plus d’un an

I think it's funny that when I mouth the words to "The Power of Love" par Celine Dion, my chiens just sit and stare at me. I think it's because I sing around them often, and they think it's wrong for Celine Dion's voice to come out of my mouth. posté il y a plus d’un an

PSA: When someone is trying to walk behind toi and you're seated in a chair, it is not enough to just lean forward. toi also have to déplacer your chair. I cannot stress this enough posté il y a plus d’un an

How many people wanna bet that the guy/gal who made this club had no idea it was going to be so insanely popular, and that s/he doesn't come here anymore? XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Woohoo ! I'm going to Hawaii suivant april! posté il y a plus d’un an

I think I suck at life. posté il y a plus d’un an

Ice get wet when it's hot....people get wet when they're hot...therefore people must be made of ice. posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh great, it's September, now all the "cool" kids are coming out with their Mr. Skeltals and spoopies. ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) posté il y a plus d’un an

i'm back its been so long since the last time i came back to this website posté il y a plus d’un an

(U ͒ ᴥ ͒ ) Arf !! posté il y a plus d’un an

hi guys i left in june. im back now. posté il y a plus d’un an

Mr. Mojo Risin! posté il y a plus d’un an

Today my mom spanked me hard across her lap. For all the bad girl things i done. While i was wearing my favori black sparkly dress and black sparkly high heels. While my sister was watching from a distance. My mom used her hand and than paddled me hard. I deserved it for being a bad girl. I got grounded and some corner time for an hour. And my computer use is taken away from me. I snuck on the computer while my mom and little sister are at the store. Don't tell anyone im breakinh punishment. posté il y a plus d’un an

I did a face reveal posté il y a plus d’un an

2016 is a piece of shit year. And here I thought 2013 was the worst. Minus summer vacation 2016 is just God awful and needs to end already. I resent 2016 for being exactly one an longer than expected. >.> <.< >.> <.< posté il y a plus d’un an

What is it with Critics to 300 Rise of an Empire..
They keep going on about, Eva Green this, Eva Green that.
Sure she was great (the oscars sure thought show.
But Sullivan Stapleton got "nothing" for his performance.
I guess I'm the only one that actually thought he did GOOD posté il y a plus d’un an

My birthday's in 5 days, I'm pretty excited. :)
Also, how's everyone doing? posté il y a plus d’un an

Why is it such a running theme for autism to be believed real? posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi to all fanpoppers there! I'm a new fan. posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for others. posté il y a plus d’un an

Why's the background image gone, I just noticed that and I kinda miss it. :P posté il y a plus d’un an

Can anyone think of the most awkward thing they encounter..

Some time ago.. A fan pop member thought I was gay, and wanted to be gay with me.. Yeah.. It was awkward. posté il y a plus d’un an

This club is really the only active club out of all the clubs I'm in lol. posté il y a plus d’un an

"Anyday, anytime, anywhere, 元気です！"
~My waifu, Karen Kujo posté il y a plus d’un an