Reasons why pâtes, pâtes alimentaires is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. posté il y a plus d’un an

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. posté il y a plus d’un an

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried par 'Jerry''. posté il y a plus d’un an

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 posté il y a plus d’un an

Gonna leave this here: link 😂 posté il y a plus d’un an

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 posté il y a plus d’un an

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. posté il y a plus d’un an

Is he gone *holds a water gun* posté il y a plus d’un an

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Like, last year, used to drive the work van and make DBZ noises while doing so. posté il y a plus d’un an

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. posté il y a plus d’un an

I spin, jump, and get apples. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am Calypso, and I thank toi for playing Twisted Metal. posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know that moment when toi want to relax but toi end up stressing yourself more?

XD posté il y a plus d’un an

toi people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until toi experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 posté il y a plus d’un an

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If toi really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

chienne nah, toi better accept this salade and three an subscription to weight watchers because I know toi miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn posté il y a plus d’un an

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it accueil for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 posté il y a plus d’un an

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left posté il y a plus d’un an

Finished fasting jour of Arafat.
Feels good^^ posté il y a plus d’un an

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 posté il y a plus d’un an

I think this should be an of the duck. Any an should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing plus Bones on haut, retour au début of the Bones toi already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever toi can come up with is far worse than me giving toi the satisfaction of an answer posté il y a plus d’un an

So, is uploading images just not working in forums, ou is it elsewhere too? posté il y a plus d’un an

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer posté il y a plus d’un an

Okay,for some reason uploading images on your profil gallery works when toi are in Microsoft Edge XD posté il y a plus d’un an

The Ocean Feeds par Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. posté il y a plus d’un an

So I discussed the inability to mettre en ligne images for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for posté il y a plus d’un an

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird posté il y a plus d’un an

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 posté il y a plus d’un an

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) posté il y a plus d’un an

Finish what toi start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolat cake.

I feel better already. posté il y a plus d’un an

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? posté il y a plus d’un an

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. posté il y a plus d’un an

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down suivant to a man.
The man says, How did toi get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A canon, cannon blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did toi get your hook?

The pirate says, I Lost it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did toi get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. posté il y a plus d’un an

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. posté il y a plus d’un an

2020 is a weird year
5 years il y a i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive posté il y a plus d’un an

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus posté il y a plus d’un an

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December posté il y a plus d’un an

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! posté il y a plus d’un an

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? posté il y a plus d’un an

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and avaler, hirondelle my pride, say you're right all along
ou you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb posté il y a plus d’un an

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. posté il y a plus d’un an

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 posté il y a plus d’un an

ooga booga penis posté il y a plus d’un an

salut so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading images to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain posté il y a plus d’un an

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! posté il y a plus d’un an

toi know, the thing. posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm gonna annuler that chienne President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? posté il y a plus d’un an

I've come to collect toi posté il y a plus d’un an

She just want to say hi.

link posté il y a plus d’un an

✨
Someone holds me sûr, sans danger and warm
chevaux prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my cœur, coeur used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ posté il y a plus d’un an

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. posté il y a plus d’un an

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 posté il y a plus d’un an

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave windwakerguy43 lmao posté il y a plus d’un an

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! posté il y a plus d’un an

Good night everyone. posté il y a plus d’un an

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My favori movie suivant to Gilbert grain de raisin, raisin 2: grain de raisin, raisin Gets Gaped posté il y a plus d’un an

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing Nintendo Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. posté il y a plus d’un an

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes toi posté il y a plus d’un an

So the doctor a dit that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD posté il y a plus d’un an

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) posté il y a plus d’un an

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. posté il y a plus d’un an

@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize toi as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! posté il y a plus d’un an

Shows a message from Google while trying to mettre en ligne image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. posté il y a plus d’un an

"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. posté il y a plus d’un an

has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Hey, toi ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the l’amour of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
toi let yourself go over some poor girl toi met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder posté il y a plus d’un an

''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until toi fall that toi fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' posté il y a plus d’un an

“What is suivant to ecstasy?
Pain.
What is suivant to pain?
Nothingness.
What is suivant to nothingness?
Hell.” posté il y a plus d’un an

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.” posté il y a plus d’un an

“The path to paradise begins in hell.” posté il y a plus d’un an

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” posté il y a plus d’un an

“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.” posté il y a plus d’un an

I think I left my conscience on your front door step. posté il y a plus d’un an

2020 got me feeling like that guy in the elevator in Drive. And I ain't talking about Ryan Gosling. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm still thinking about closing my account here (to change my user), but what do I change it to? posté il y a plus d’un an

This whole cornavirus thing.. I find it hard not to get depressed sometimes.. I can keep distracting myself with video games, fanpop, youtube, anything really.. but whenever I have a moment to myself, I get anxious and a little depressed.. Is it ever gonna end.. posté il y a plus d’un an

That moment when

toi know what I mean? posté il y a plus d’un an

Everytime I come back I say to myself why XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Some people really sit there and think that a "Sorry/I'm Sorry" is a instafix to issues. Especially when they either don't really mean it ou take any real effort to stop the a dit issue from occurring.
Well news flash, toi can't blow up a fucking house and then really think that "I'm sorry" is gonna make amends😂 My god, people nowadays. posté il y a plus d’un an

Tfw just when you're about to make something decent (or good) on your DAW, it crashes. posté il y a plus d’un an

Really appreciate Adam K & Soha's progressive house musique at late night. posté il y a plus d’un an

Really appreciating the existence of The Offspring at 3 in the morning. And it feels so fucking right. posté il y a plus d’un an

Why is it if I Google my fanpop name, I get awesome images.. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Boy, everyone's in a musical mood. May as well rejoindre the only way I know how. Niche game culture and memes

Dame da ne
Dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga suki de sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga
Baka mitai posté il y a plus d’un an

Sometimes it''s fun going back to my fanpop roots.. All that gothique artwork on my club.. Everytime I see how quickly I my vote for a skull on Nuri's forum, I kick myself.. Maybe I could of won that one if I put plus thought into it.. Oh well posté il y a plus d’un an

So I tried listening to "nightcore". Yeeeaaaah, definitely not the déplacer to make. posté il y a plus d’un an

It's weird that I hate death metal, yet I l’amour bands that probably count.. Slipknot, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine.. And I wish there was an instrumental verison of CALL FROM THE GRAVE.. A the lyrics remind me why I hate death metal.. Though still plus tolerable than the ''lyrics'' to Dawn Of Demise - Intent to Kill posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm just the boy inside the man
Not exactly who toi think I am
Trying to trace my steps back here again
So many times
When I could only see the floor
toi made my window a door
So when they say they don't believe
I hope that they see toi in me

🎶 posté il y a plus d’un an

Metallica bitches posté il y a plus d’un an

Would toi look at that? posté il y a plus d’un an

Hello mom it's been awhile since I heard your voice I mis......
Take me to the mall!
Okay ily too shit. posté il y a plus d’un an

GOODNIGHT, DETROIT !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I heard toi were back in town.
.
Now I wanna hear you're gone. posté il y a plus d’un an

Meowwwww the swagcat is back yeah!!!
how are toi doing my fellow chatons !!!
nyaaaaaaaaaa posté il y a plus d’un an

I spoke to God today and she a dit that she's ashamed
What have I become.
What have I done

I spoke to the devil today and he swears he's not to blame
And I understood 'cause I feel the same
Arms wide open
I stand alone
I'm no hero and I'm not made of stone
Right ou wrong
I can hardly tell
🎶
🎶
🎶 posté il y a plus d’un an