wot if ur brain didnt kno it was brain posté il y a plus d’un an

wot if ur eyes didnt kno they were eyes posté il y a plus d’un an

wot if ur lungs didnt kno they were lungs posté il y a plus d’un an

wot if ur legs didnt kno they were legs. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH. posté il y a plus d’un an

So apparently there are severe tornado warnings, and chances of like tennis ball size hell tonight. If this is the case and then if I die tonight I guess I want to say goodbye world? Even though you're really fucked up at times you're also beautiful, and I'll miss toi if I don't make it tonight. Well sweet dreams everyone, and wish us all luck that we all survive through mother natures tantrums. posté il y a plus d’un an

POST !!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Does anybody want to marry Crazedsitcomfan? Cause I do. posté il y a plus d’un an

guys posté il y a plus d’un an

yesterday me and my friend made an evil plan on this boy we both hate. (bryce)
here was the plan:
- i lick the jolly rancher and she give it to him
- i tell him today it was licked
but...
plans changed.
this other boy we both hate (simon) got the rolly rancher and ate it.
My friend told him it was licked and he got mad at her. today she was supossed to tell him I licked it. MDR cant wait till i find out the result (she told me all this) posté il y a plus d’un an

Those who haven't been to deepweb, haven't seen what true darkness is. posté il y a plus d’un an

mIraCuLoUS SImPLy tHE BEsT uP To thE tEst wHEN thiNgS GO wrONG mIRAcULOUS the LUCkiEst the PoWEr oF LOve AlwaYS SO STRONG
MIRACULOUS

....please send help. posté il y a plus d’un an

Please rejoindre th....

MDR no,Fuck off. posté il y a plus d’un an

"I'm so happy!
Aha! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
Living everyday!

I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
Never bother me!" posté il y a plus d’un an

When toi think about how big the Earth is, then how small it is compared to the Sun, and how the Sun is just a speck of dust in the universe, it's easy to justify eating an entire chocolat cake. posté il y a plus d’un an

Boy: My mother's
name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.
Teacher: toi must be kidding.
Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm
Joking. posté il y a plus d’un an

PSA: When I say I'm a bitch, I'm not joking. I'm not saying I'm just some sarcastic girl, I'm not saying I'm a strong independent white woman who don't need to man, I mean I will be mean to toi out of the blue sometimes because I really really don't care about you. That's what being a chienne means. posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't understand why idiots feel the need to validate their own stupidity. Everyone can see they are idiotic but they keep insisting they aren't. It's hilarious. posté il y a plus d’un an

Having a little (well not little) "Fanpop glitch" right now, started Thursday ou Friday. posté il y a plus d’un an

"Happy first jour of spring everyone" posté il y a plus d’un an

Listen baby, Ain't no mountain high, Ain't no valley low, Ain't no river wide enough if toi need me call me no matter where toi are Just call out my name I'll be there in a hurry toi don't have to worry.......

'Cause baby there Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough to keep me from getting to you!! posté il y a plus d’un an

All the ages are finally back! (at least to me..)

Guess all that complaining rly did work :v posté il y a plus d’un an

Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza. posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. posté il y a plus d’un an

Teacher: Why didn't toi come school yesterday? Student: my dad's in the hospital. 7days later, Teacher: is your dad still in the hospital? Student:Yes....he's a doctor posté il y a plus d’un an

© 2006-2017 Fanpop, Inc. So I guess Fanpop.com started in 2006...which means I was 3 years late to rejoindre fanpop at the launch. I wonder how many active users that are still here that has a 2006 account lol. posté il y a plus d’un an

KID: Mommy, what's in your stomach?
MOM: Your baby sister!
KID: toi l’amour her?
MOM: Of course!
KID: Then why did toi eat her!? posté il y a plus d’un an

Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21.

HERE NOW STOP COMPLAINING XD posté il y a plus d’un an

Is anyone else on here right now getting the same massive image wipe-out glitch that I am? None of the pictures to virtually anything are loading, huh.

Probably just me, it always is. XD posté il y a plus d’un an

I have an idea. A Life Alert romance novel....I should stop having ideas. posté il y a plus d’un an

"Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21." Darn, just when things were getting active right here. Idk, I think it would of been better if they did it during the weekdays. Don't people spend plus time online on weekends? Seems like unfortunate timing, idk. posté il y a plus d’un an

Teacher: What do toi do after school?​ 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo​ ..2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.​ 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.​ 4th Student: I always stay at accueil and do my homework.​ Teacher: toi are a great student, I hereby appoint toi as the class monitor.​ toi are a good example to other students. What's your name?​ 4th Student: Yakobo posté il y a plus d’un an

Te amo my perverted fanpopers<3
xD posté il y a plus d’un an

Winter is FINALLY here- in March posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. posté il y a plus d’un an

If I had 10 biscuits, cookies and toi took half, do toi know what toi would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. posté il y a plus d’un an

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. posté il y a plus d’un an

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. posté il y a plus d’un an

I never make the same mistakes twice, I make it five ou six times just to be sure. posté il y a plus d’un an

I am plus pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles. posté il y a plus d’un an

For anyone who wants to make a quizz and see how well others know him/her:
link

A Club has been made too so everyone can post their liens there:
link posté il y a plus d’un an

Happy birthday to both my little niece and Tsubaki Yayoi from BlazBlue! posté il y a plus d’un an

A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, toi have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call toi yesterday." posté il y a plus d’un an

I like having Regina as my icone because when I leave dumb commentaires I can picture her saying them and it provides me with entertainment. posté il y a plus d’un an

Idk why people use their memory as a way to prove something sucks ou whatever because they forgot it. I mean, I forget what I did yesterday and I'm pretty sure my jour didn't suck. I forget parts from amazing / good movies, yet I can remember some of the stupid stuff in The Room. Forgetting something in a movie ou whatever is not good evidence that it sucked, yet some people act like it is.
(No real reason for this rambling :P) posté il y a plus d’un an

I was offered sex with a 21 an old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to annoncer some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Nowavailable with scented citron ou vanilla. posté il y a plus d’un an

What kind of stuff do y'all Watch & Listen too? posté il y a plus d’un an

Now is probably the best time to have a porn addiction. Like, it's really hard to break, but at least toi aren't having to pay for that shit. posté il y a plus d’un an

A cockroach's last word to Andrew:
'Go ahead, kill me coward. toi are just jealous i make your wife scream plus than toi do when i climb her' posté il y a plus d’un an

My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away. posté il y a plus d’un an

Hi posté il y a plus d’un an

I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, toi still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years il y a and I'm scared to ask her" posté il y a plus d’un an

I l’amour the refreshed feeling toi get when toi wake up from a nice, warm, long nap. posté il y a plus d’un an

"Can't stop smiling" got locked out of my account for almost a week, just now all that sudden I remembered it and started jumping up and down. YES.. I finally remembered and now I'm back posté il y a plus d’un an

I just suddenly remembered the cartoon show, Kenny the Shark. I...I suddenly want to rewatch it lol. posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate guys who boîte mail girls, asking for their numbers. Ladies, if toi agree with me, boîte mail me with your numbers so we can discuss this matter in plus detail.!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Here's my thing about gender identity. I really don't give a fuck about your gender. I will call toi par gender neutral pronouns and toi can go and have fun identifying as whatever the fuck toi want. Call me transphobic, but I don't worry about what doesn't effect me. posté il y a plus d’un an

I bet toi $ 13456324567 dollars toi didn't read that number. toi just skipped right over it. toi didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but toi went back and looked. posté il y a plus d’un an

I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I l’amour my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left" posté il y a plus d’un an

Alright fellow members. PAY ATTENTION! Since the technique of Multiple Answer Posting is on high demand, after a bit of thinking, I decided to share the secret with everyone. Honestly, it is pretty simple. The way of doing that was right under your noses all this time. Just see this instruction video and toi will understand. Honestly, for some reason it is terribly unpopular despite working. Anyway, here toi go !!!!

https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0?list=FLWn7YB3eNG5mfP62DbOndoQ posté il y a plus d’un an

Social construc is a gender! posté il y a plus d’un an

Cash me outside how bout dah? posté il y a plus d’un an

everything will be daijoubu posté il y a plus d’un an

it hurts senpai be gentle posté il y a plus d’un an

I have made a La Reine des Neiges yogurt popsicle. Life is good. posté il y a plus d’un an

Wife: Can toi help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do toi think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can toi fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do toi think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger ou a kiss.
Husband: I am sure toi must have donné him a burger.
Wife: What do toi think I am.......McDonalds ?!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I don't need no money (u worth plus dan diamond plus dan gold)
As long as I keep dancing (free up urself get outa control) posté il y a plus d’un an

Attention please: Today is March 06, 2017 03 + 06 + 17 = 26 Its the 21st century: 21 x 26 = 546 Now we add the two Numbers: 546 + 2017 = 2563 As toi can see this number has no meaning at all. Thanks for your attention. posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm planning to do something on April 1st, but I just couldn't wait any longer! posté il y a plus d’un an

Iros identifies as female. Don't be such a bigot, trucks have rights.
#ThingsIGotToSayToday posté il y a plus d’un an

The other jour i saw two blind people fighting, I shouted "i'm supporting the one with the knife" ...You must have seen how fast they both ran away. posté il y a plus d’un an

Before making any promise to a girl, Masturbate twice!!I It may actually change your decision posté il y a plus d’un an

Would toi l’amour a Monsterman? Could toi understand, the Beauty of the Beast? posté il y a plus d’un an

I just saw my reflection blinked. posté il y a plus d’un an

Thanks for messaging us. We try to be as responsive as possible. We will get back to toi soon. Send nudes. posté il y a plus d’un an

I think I know why I like relating myself and other people I care about to fictional characters. It's like whenever I see the characters that cause these realizations to come up. It just reminds me of how awesome the people I care about are. There's also profiling and understanding people but I gotta say I do it for the other reason just as well. posté il y a plus d’un an

Yesterday I gave up my siège on the bus for a blind person. Today, I Lost my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kind hearted. posté il y a plus d’un an

1. I got a dig bick
2. toi that read wrong
3. toi read that wrong too
4. toi checked
5. toi smiled
7. toi are wondering why you're still this lire this bs
8. toi saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did toi see that I skipped 6?
10. toi checked
11. And saw toi that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I a dit saw you, not toi saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. toi got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time posté il y a plus d’un an

I hate it when girls on fanpop ask me to be their boyfriend. One reason is because I don't want an online relationship in the first place. And the seconde reason is because I have to go through the awkwardness of rejecting them and telling them that I'm gay. Yesterday I had to do it for the seconde time this week. >~<' posté il y a plus d’un an

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The suivant jour their driver died of poisoning. posté il y a plus d’un an

A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom... The husband a dit to the wife "satisfy him ou he will kill us, be strong. I l’amour you" Wife a dit "he didn't Kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I l’amour toi too......!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

animé is life (´ ε ` )♡
(´ ε ` )♡Life is animé posté il y a plus d’un an

Any Gravity Falls fan? posté il y a plus d’un an

I find group therapy to be plus comforting and effective than one on one counseling. posté il y a plus d’un an

lmao when people supprimer their posts after a good roasting.

link posté il y a plus d’un an

Sticks and stones may break my Bones but chains and whips excite me.
//shot posté il y a plus d’un an

Should we rapporter Wolfx3? posté il y a plus d’un an

I actually enjoy tofu and that makes me feel insecure in my masculinity. posté il y a plus d’un an

Today I made the WONDERFUL life desicion of watching the musique video for SING par My Chemical Romance!

I haven't cried this much since Shelter....kill me please. posté il y a plus d’un an

It's good to be adventurous, but don't be too adventurous with new foods. toi might just end up with and have a bowl of riz noodles with tofu, chicken, octopus, corn, broccoli, and a MOUNTAIN of rosemary, other herbs, and aléatoire seasonings and spices....Don't be adventurous like me. posté il y a plus d’un an

No one told me life was gonna be this way posté il y a plus d’un an

Patrick when he found out gary only wanted him for the cookie in his pocket posté il y a plus d’un an

Idk but when I play as certain characters in some video games. I give no fucks at all. 1v5 Okay. 1v5 with turrets with dangerous hazard Okay. I am pretty much yippee ki yay mother fucker all over people man. I am worse at nighttime but goddamn it is SOOOOO liberating nott o give a fuck. It's therapeutic. posté il y a plus d’un an

Taking shots of citron concentrated Bleach and Windex who's with me? posté il y a plus d’un an

A series of unfortunate events posté il y a plus d’un an

Eating a whole box of mac n cheese posté il y a plus d’un an

OMG! My mom just told me that on 2/28/17 i have to get my haut, retour au début braces! I thought i would get them past March, but i was W R O N G! Idk how it is like to have braces, but from what my friend told me, she a dit it will hurt like a toothace, but throughout my whole mouth. I now dont know if im exsited to get them ou not. posté il y a plus d’un an

GUESS WHOS BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY!!!!!!!

mine. it's mine. ^v^ posté il y a plus d’un an