TWIHARD
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga par Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true l’amour & l’amour at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF toi ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. toi constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an heure for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important jour of the week.
3. toi dream of going to Forks, ou living in Forks.
4. toi have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but toi wish vampires totally existed so toi can marry one.
6. toi refer to Twilight as "literary crack" ou a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied a dit literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favori fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favori flowers.
10. Whenever toi hear "Girlfriend" par Avril Lavigne, toi can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When toi grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. toi dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. toi look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. toi l’amour running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. toi hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. toi dream about killing Bella so toi can rendez-vous amoureux, date Edward.
19. If toi could have one wish, it would be that toi were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. toi hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All toi want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. toi have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so toi can pretend your with Edward.
24. toi have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, toi have ordered champignon ravioli and a coke.
26. toi know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward a volé, étole his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think toi need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with aléatoire strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. toi are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profil is either dedicated to Twilight, ou has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, donné yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. toi enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since toi know they are only taking out your favori quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and toi jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. toi have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and toi took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. toi felt betrayed when toi found out Edward would drive a hayon, berline avec hayon arrière instead of the s60 r.
40. toi refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz ou Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, toi are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause toi want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga par Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true l’amour & l’amour at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF toi ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. toi constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an heure for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important jour of the week.
3. toi dream of going to Forks, ou living in Forks.
4. toi have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but toi wish vampires totally existed so toi can marry one.
6. toi refer to Twilight as "literary crack" ou a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied a dit literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favori fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favori flowers.
10. Whenever toi hear "Girlfriend" par Avril Lavigne, toi can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When toi grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. toi dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. toi look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. toi l’amour running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. toi hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. toi dream about killing Bella so toi can rendez-vous amoureux, date Edward.
19. If toi could have one wish, it would be that toi were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. toi hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All toi want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. toi have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so toi can pretend your with Edward.
24. toi have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, toi have ordered champignon ravioli and a coke.
26. toi know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward a volé, étole his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think toi need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with aléatoire strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. toi are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profil is either dedicated to Twilight, ou has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, donné yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. toi enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since toi know they are only taking out your favori quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and toi jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. toi have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and toi took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. toi felt betrayed when toi found out Edward would drive a hayon, berline avec hayon arrière instead of the s60 r.
40. toi refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz ou Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, toi are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause toi want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
salut twi-fans, after seeing New Moon in theaters we all want 2 see it again right? well now there is a release rendez-vous amoureux, date for the New Moon DVD: March 24, 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the prediction rendez-vous amoureux, date not an official one, it is positive that it will be released early 2010. it is a dit that it may be early cuz of the demand!!!!!!! right now some sites have New Moon available for pre-order!!!! so as of today-November 26, 2009-we have 119 days till New Moon is on DVD!!! oh and 217 days till Eclipse is in theaters!!!!
Preface
I had done it, all of it.
All of which I never wanted to do.
I had hurt her.
I had risked her life....again....
I had made her suffer.
I had caused her enough pain to last an eternity.
And here I was, getting ready to do give here more pain, getting ready to do what I always wanted and never wanted to do.
I took a deep breath, and the scent of her blood burned my throat like white hot knifes, though I did not have any urge to drink it.
Yes….This just proves it, I am a monster. How could I even think about my thirst when she was suffering because of me?
Because of me…yes, it’s entirely my fault.
I ignored the throbbing in my throat and injected the venom straight into her heart...the cœur, coeur which will stop beating soon, the cœur, coeur which was the reason for me to live, the cœur, coeur which she had donné to me to keep sûr, sans danger just like how I had donné her my silent heart, because of my selfishness, it was going to stop beating.....forever.
I had done it, all of it.
All of which I never wanted to do.
I had hurt her.
I had risked her life....again....
I had made her suffer.
I had caused her enough pain to last an eternity.
And here I was, getting ready to do give here more pain, getting ready to do what I always wanted and never wanted to do.
I took a deep breath, and the scent of her blood burned my throat like white hot knifes, though I did not have any urge to drink it.
Yes….This just proves it, I am a monster. How could I even think about my thirst when she was suffering because of me?
Because of me…yes, it’s entirely my fault.
I ignored the throbbing in my throat and injected the venom straight into her heart...the cœur, coeur which will stop beating soon, the cœur, coeur which was the reason for me to live, the cœur, coeur which she had donné to me to keep sûr, sans danger just like how I had donné her my silent heart, because of my selfishness, it was going to stop beating.....forever.
Okay so I was just looking through my pictures, and I found this:
I can't remember where I got it from (possibly edwardandbella.com?) but I just thought it as really interesting.
I mean look how small Alice is, when the book says she's small I didn't think she'd be that much smaller than Bella.
And look how tall Jacob is...hmm maybe he would win in a fight against Edward...maybe not, Edward is good at everything afterall.
So anyway, I just thought it would be useful for people who have trouble picturing the characters heights -like me :).
Tell me what toi think- does it help at all??
I can't remember where I got it from (possibly edwardandbella.com?) but I just thought it as really interesting.
I mean look how small Alice is, when the book says she's small I didn't think she'd be that much smaller than Bella.
And look how tall Jacob is...hmm maybe he would win in a fight against Edward...maybe not, Edward is good at everything afterall.
So anyway, I just thought it would be useful for people who have trouble picturing the characters heights -like me :).
Tell me what toi think- does it help at all??
Okay so here's a little game that I found. Just like the real bingo, but for when toi say one of the commentaires -and you've probably a dit one of the commentaires plus then once lol.
Okay so some of the boxes are a little mean, for example '*ignores Jacobs existence*'. Please don't take offence, I didn't make this. And there are some spelling mistakes too, but I'm sure toi can read it.
I just glanced over it then, and I would say I fill about 10 (how come it's so populaire if it's so cr*appy being one I use often-my Friends just don't understand lol). How many do toi think toi can fill, commentaire below :)
I just thought it was something funny; tell me what toi think please.
Okay so some of the boxes are a little mean, for example '*ignores Jacobs existence*'. Please don't take offence, I didn't make this. And there are some spelling mistakes too, but I'm sure toi can read it.
I just glanced over it then, and I would say I fill about 10 (how come it's so populaire if it's so cr*appy being one I use often-my Friends just don't understand lol). How many do toi think toi can fill, commentaire below :)
I just thought it was something funny; tell me what toi think please.
So these are, par far, my favori citations from the first 3 books. (I haven't read breaking dawn yet :P)
1.If seth didn't cut it out, I was going to throw a pinecone at him.-Bella (I just think that's hilarious.)
2.Your hair looks like a haystack. But I like it. -Edward
3.I l’amour you. I want you. Right now. -Edward.
4.Marry me first. -Edward
5.I'll never forgive myself for leaving you.-Edward
6.Does my being half naked bother you? -Jacob
I can't think of any more... But feel free to add on XD
1.If seth didn't cut it out, I was going to throw a pinecone at him.-Bella (I just think that's hilarious.)
2.Your hair looks like a haystack. But I like it. -Edward
3.I l’amour you. I want you. Right now. -Edward.
4.Marry me first. -Edward
5.I'll never forgive myself for leaving you.-Edward
6.Does my being half naked bother you? -Jacob
I can't think of any more... But feel free to add on XD