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TWIHARD
    
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga par Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true l’amour & l’amour at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.







WAYS TO TELL IF toi ARE A TWIHARD.


(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. toi constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an heure for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important jour of the week.
3. toi dream of going to Forks, ou living in Forks.
4. toi have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but toi wish vampires totally existed so toi can marry one.
6. toi refer to Twilight as "literary crack" ou a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied a dit literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favori fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favori flowers.
10. Whenever toi hear "Girlfriend" par Avril Lavigne, toi can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When toi grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. toi dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. toi look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. toi l’amour running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. toi hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. toi dream about killing Bella so toi can rendez-vous amoureux, date Edward.
19. If toi could have one wish, it would be that toi were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. toi hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All toi want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. toi have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so toi can pretend your with Edward.
24. toi have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, toi have ordered champignon ravioli and a coke.
26. toi know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward a volé, étole his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think toi need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with aléatoire strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. toi are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profil is either dedicated to Twilight, ou has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, donné yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. toi enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since toi know they are only taking out your favori quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and toi jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. toi have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and toi took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. toi felt betrayed when toi found out Edward would drive a hayon, berline avec hayon arrière instead of the s60 r.
40. toi refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz ou Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, toi are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause toi want to talk about Twilight.






!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
 Alice and Jazz x :D
Alice and Jazz x :D
Heyy guys, so I've got more! I've been really busy, but I'm gunna try and post some plus of these every fortnight, so make sure toi watch this l’espace if toi l’amour lire these as much as I do!

* I'd just like to mention again that they are NOT my opinions, I cover a wide variety of opinions!! MDR so please don't shout at me if toi disagree :( x

So enjoy! x

It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!

Give blood, rendez-vous amoureux, date a Cullen.

Team Edward except when Jacob is shirtless.

Forks: Where sparkly men tell toi that toi smell delicious.

Team Jacob because real men don’t sparkle.

I was pale before...
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salut twi-fans, after seeing New Moon in theaters we all want 2 see it again right? well now there is a release rendez-vous amoureux, date for the New Moon DVD: March 24, 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the prediction rendez-vous amoureux, date not an official one, it is positive that it will be released early 2010. it is a dit that it may be early cuz of the demand!!!!!!! right now some sites have New Moon available for pre-order!!!! so as of today-November 26, 2009-we have 119 days till New Moon is on DVD!!! oh and 217 days till Eclipse is in theaters!!!!
posted by joe-edwardfan
Chapter 1: the first meeting
I was remembering the first time I was trying to hide from my only enemy…..Damien I was running away from him for 160 years but he never gave up chasing me. My life is a living hell every little thing made me fear for no reason it’s just the part of the curse I can’t control it…….
-Bella
Angela asked worried I looked at her
-yeah?
-Nothing I was just worried, toi were starring there for, I don’t know half an hour!
-oh I'm sorry I was just remembering things
-ok, do toi want to talk about it?
-no I'm fine
-ok so I…um..i mean… we were wondering if toi wanted...
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Preface

I had done it, all of it.
All of which I never wanted to do.

I had hurt her.
I had risked her life....again....
I had made her suffer.
I had caused her enough pain to last an eternity.

And here I was, getting ready to do give here more pain, getting ready to do what I always wanted and never wanted to do.

I took a deep breath, and the scent of her blood burned my throat like white hot knifes, though I did not have any urge to drink it.
Yes….This just proves it, I am a monster. How could I even think about my thirst when she was suffering because of me?
Because of me…yes, it’s entirely my fault.

I ignored the throbbing in my throat and injected the venom straight into her heart...the cœur, coeur which will stop beating soon, the cœur, coeur which was the reason for me to live, the cœur, coeur which she had donné to me to keep sûr, sans danger just like how I had donné her my silent heart, because of my selfishness, it was going to stop beating.....forever.
Révélation
Breaking Dawn
HoneyMoon Night
I carried Bella in my arms,through the door.Bella in a silk dress,Alice had picked out as a going away dress.Blue silk.Beautiful.She was nervous i could tell.We were in Isle Esme.An island Carsisle gave to Esme as a gift.I set her on her feet.I went in the bedroom and put the laugage down.She stood there looking around.I came back in the room.
''Before we do this,i was wondering if toi wanted to go for a midnight swim with me?'' i asked her.
''Ok.''she replyed.her voice nervous.
''It was a long flight,you might want to take a human minute ou two.'' i suggested.She took a deep breathe....
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posted by 9stardust
Chapter 11. CULT
EACH TIME THAT I OPENED MY EYES TO THE MORNING light and realized I'd
lived through another night was a surprise to me. After the surprise wore off, my cœur, coeur would
start to race and my palms would sweat; I couldn't really breathe again until I'd gotten up and
ascertained that Charlie had survived as well.
I could tell he was worried–watching me jump at any loud sound, ou my face suddenly go
white for no reason that he could see. From the questions he asked now and then, he seemed
to blame the change on Jacob's continued absence.
The terror that was always foremost in my thoughts...
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this was a moment of lire aléatoire ways to freak people out.

1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh toi do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if toi sit at a bureau on your own turn to the empty bureau and cry "oh Edward my l’amour how i wish toi were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if toi are sitting suivant to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a or band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i...
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me and vicky went to the store and got some nourriture we were walking around the store and then i seen alice oh crap!
"muma look"she a dit and pointed to the fruity pebbles she loves bright colors
"you want some"i asked her
"yes pwease"she a dit lookig and sounding cute
"k"i a dit grabbed the box put it in the chariot, panier and kissed her she was in th eseat of the big cart
then alice was ahead of i said"heyy alice"
vicky turned and looked at her"pritty"is what she said
"why thank you, heyy bella who is this?"she asked me smiling
"this is vicky my daughter if toi couldn't allready tell"i a dit smilling at vicky
"she...
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posted by Edward_Bella234
I was born Esme Anne Platt in 1895. This is my story…

    My childhood was wonderful. I adored my parents especially my mother. We were very close. I lived on a farm just outside of Columbus, Ohio.
    
One jour when I was 16 years old, I was climbing my favori oak arbre in my front yard. I wanted to go higher, higher, higher! I loved the freedom I felt when I was up high. I reached for the branch above me and I thought I had a good grasp on it but when I lifted my foot, my hand slipped and the suivant thing I knew I was falling to the ground below.
    ...
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posted by sisssaax
    I didn't know how this was happening. But I did know that Edward loved Bella unconditionally. Even if I couldn't understand it. Yet, why on earth is he letting this nonsense go on. I thought he wanted Bella to stay human, not take her soul, bring her to a life of hiding. Edward knew how much I've been through. What I'm still going through. Bella needs to stay human, have children, get old. That's the life everyone should have. That's the life I should have had. I thought maybe she would get it through her head to stay human once I told her my horrible end of a life....
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posted by MrsNickJonas97
Chapter 1: Humor

As soon as I walked out of my bedroom Rosalie greeted me with a hug. “Hey Monkey Man” Rosalie a dit in a playful voice. “Hey Rose”

I replied. “How did toi sleep?” she a dit sarcastically. When Rosalie a dit ‘sleep’ she made air quotes. I rolled my eyes. “Good, I guess”. As we walked downstairs I heard Jacobs laugh. “Uggg” I heard Rosalie mumble beside me. “Come on Rose, He isn’t that bad.” I told her. She ignored me. When we got to the living room I saw Edward, Bella, Renesmee, and Jacob. “Hey guys”. I a dit to everyone. ”Hey” Bella said.

“Ok,...
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Jacob and I watched films the rest of the jour the storm hit and we played a couple of games that we made up. The suivant morning I was thirsty, no I was going to dye if I didn’t go hunting. So Jacob went to town and bought some plus nourriture and I went hunting. I didn’t know what I wanted ou what was really here to eat. It took a while to find some nourriture but as I was getting impatient I found a very large Jaguar just laying there sleeping. I creped closer and when I knew I was close enough I jumped. But apparently it wasn’t really sleeping just playing a little game. But I have very fast reflexes...
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If toi are heading for San francisco to meet Robert Pattinson.It is cancelled permanently.Hot Topic had confirmed that it is cancelled.Robert pattinson's PR called into cancelled because they were afraid of ROBERT's safety.They also a dit that Rob was freakin out when he saw the news on channel 4 after his PR called him and that's when he decided that he won't do the signing.The mob wouldn't die down even with the cops that was at the scenes.The issue that could be prevent was because the mismanagement between Hot Topic and the mall security.Many witness have seen people getting hurt par being...
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Within the past month, I put a pick up on the vampires Spot asking about people's favori book series about vampires. In the commentaires of this pick, I got into an argument about whether the vampires of Twilight are actual vampires (lame to argue about this, I know hahaha).
Specifically she was telling me that Edward wasn't really a vampire because "he has no fangs and doesn't need blood to survive, also the sun thing...". I replied saying that just because Stephenie made her vampires different doesn't mean that they're not vampires. In the end we agreed to disagree.
Personally, I feel that the...
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posted by vampiress015
Okay so I was just looking through my pictures, and I found this:

 Characters Heights
Characters Heights


I can't remember where I got it from (possibly edwardandbella.com?) but I just thought it as really interesting.
I mean look how small Alice is, when the book says she's small I didn't think she'd be that much smaller than Bella.
And look how tall Jacob is...hmm maybe he would win in a fight against Edward...maybe not, Edward is good at everything afterall.
So anyway, I just thought it would be useful for people who have trouble picturing the characters heights -like me :).
Tell me what toi think- does it help at all??
posted by vampiress015
Okay so here's a little game that I found. Just like the real bingo, but for when toi say one of the commentaires -and you've probably a dit one of the commentaires plus then once lol.
Okay so some of the boxes are a little mean, for example '*ignores Jacobs existence*'. Please don't take offence, I didn't make this. And there are some spelling mistakes too, but I'm sure toi can read it.
I just glanced over it then, and I would say I fill about 10 (how come it's so populaire if it's so cr*appy being one I use often-my Friends just don't understand lol). How many do toi think toi can fill, commentaire below :)
I just thought it was something funny; tell me what toi think please.
 How many have toi filled?
How many have you filled?
posted by Ultraaa
So these are, par far, my favori citations from the first 3 books. (I haven't read breaking dawn yet :P)

1.If seth didn't cut it out, I was going to throw a pinecone at him.-Bella (I just think that's hilarious.)
2.Your hair looks like a haystack. But I like it. -Edward
3.I l’amour you. I want you. Right now. -Edward.
4.Marry me first. -Edward
5.I'll never forgive myself for leaving you.-Edward
6.Does my being half naked bother you? -Jacob

I can't think of any more... But feel free to add on XD
*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 5 - BLOOD TYPE


As I half-ran to class, my head was spinning faster than the bottle cap. So few questions had been answered in comparison to how many new questions had been raised. At least the rain had stopped.
I was lucky; Mr. Banner wasn't in the room yet when I arrived. I settled quickly into my seat, aware that both Mike and Angela were staring at me. Mike looked resentful; Angela looked surprised, and slightly awed.
Mr. Banner came in the room then, calling the class to order. He was juggling a few small cardboard boxes in his arms. He put them down...
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