TWIHARD
    
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga par Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true l’amour & l’amour at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.







WAYS TO TELL IF toi ARE A TWIHARD.


(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. toi constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an heure for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important jour of the week.
3. toi dream of going to Forks, ou living in Forks.
4. toi have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but toi wish vampires totally existed so toi can marry one.
6. toi refer to Twilight as "literary crack" ou a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied a dit literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favori fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favori flowers.
10. Whenever toi hear "Girlfriend" par Avril Lavigne, toi can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When toi grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. toi dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. toi look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. toi l’amour running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. toi hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. toi dream about killing Bella so toi can rendez-vous amoureux, date Edward.
19. If toi could have one wish, it would be that toi were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. toi hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All toi want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. toi have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so toi can pretend your with Edward.
24. toi have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, toi have ordered champignon ravioli and a coke.
26. toi know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward a volé, étole his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think toi need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with aléatoire strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. toi are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profil is either dedicated to Twilight, ou has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, donné yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. toi enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since toi know they are only taking out your favori quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and toi jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. toi have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and toi took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. toi felt betrayed when toi found out Edward would drive a hayon, berline avec hayon arrière instead of the s60 r.
40. toi refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz ou Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, toi are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause toi want to talk about Twilight.






!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!