TWIHARD
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga par Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true l’amour & l’amour at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF toi ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. toi constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an heure for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important jour of the week.
3. toi dream of going to Forks, ou living in Forks.
4. toi have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but toi wish vampires totally existed so toi can marry one.
6. toi refer to Twilight as "literary crack" ou a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied a dit literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favori fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favori flowers.
10. Whenever toi hear "Girlfriend" par Avril Lavigne, toi can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When toi grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. toi dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. toi look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. toi l’amour running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. toi hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. toi dream about killing Bella so toi can rendez-vous amoureux, date Edward.
19. If toi could have one wish, it would be that toi were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. toi hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All toi want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. toi have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so toi can pretend your with Edward.
24. toi have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, toi have ordered champignon ravioli and a coke.
26. toi know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward a volé, étole his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think toi need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with aléatoire strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. toi are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profil is either dedicated to Twilight, ou has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, donné yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. toi enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since toi know they are only taking out your favori quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and toi jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. toi have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and toi took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. toi felt betrayed when toi found out Edward would drive a hayon, berline avec hayon arrière instead of the s60 r.
40. toi refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz ou Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, toi are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause toi want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga par Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true l’amour & l’amour at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF toi ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. toi constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an heure for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important jour of the week.
3. toi dream of going to Forks, ou living in Forks.
4. toi have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but toi wish vampires totally existed so toi can marry one.
6. toi refer to Twilight as "literary crack" ou a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied a dit literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favori fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favori flowers.
10. Whenever toi hear "Girlfriend" par Avril Lavigne, toi can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When toi grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. toi dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. toi look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. toi l’amour running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. toi hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. toi dream about killing Bella so toi can rendez-vous amoureux, date Edward.
19. If toi could have one wish, it would be that toi were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. toi hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All toi want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. toi have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so toi can pretend your with Edward.
24. toi have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, toi have ordered champignon ravioli and a coke.
26. toi know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward a volé, étole his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think toi need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with aléatoire strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. toi are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profil is either dedicated to Twilight, ou has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, donné yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. toi enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since toi know they are only taking out your favori quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and toi jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. toi have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and toi took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. toi felt betrayed when toi found out Edward would drive a hayon, berline avec hayon arrière instead of the s60 r.
40. toi refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz ou Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, toi are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause toi want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
Danie turned into a blob of pomme sauce, then shape-shifted back into a human. "There" She said.
"Hey Erin! So I see toi got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! toi have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, toi tell me about toi being part of the Volturi."
"How did toi know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did toi find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so toi know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't toi tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, toi are my best friend; I tell toi everything, toi should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
"Hey Erin! So I see toi got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! toi have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, toi tell me about toi being part of the Volturi."
"How did toi know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did toi find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so toi know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't toi tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, toi are my best friend; I tell toi everything, toi should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
1.Erin is part of the Volturi, but she is half human-Spoiler!
2.not everything will be exactly like the books,it will be dramatized a little.
3.Erin is my best friend in real life, so I try to make her as realistic as possible.
4.This one is plus about me:I don't like cussing in my stories because I don't cuss a lot in real life, but it makes my stories funnier,agree?
5.We might make a movie out of this when we are done-Spoiler!
6.Erin was telling me about one of her friends, Danie, and she might be in a few chapters-Spoiler!
7.Erin tries to kill Alice later in the story-Spoiler!
EDward took off his shirt.His abs were hawt.I then went under the covers.I then felt his cool skin agaisnt mine.
U sure Soph
yes
I felt it the sex of course
I then felt my neck being nibbled
Edward! damn that hurt
I the nsaw it wasn't edward
J-J-J James.
Oh don't worry l’amour toi will be one of us
No where the hell is edward
well the volturi is dealing with the Cullens
I will kill you
Just give up toi know tat it will spread
It's burns STOP IT IT BURNS.I then felt my death.
My cœur, coeur beat sronger than usual.I felt sclience.
ALl in my cœur, coeur was vengence on James on The Volturi Adn on the werewolves!....
U sure Soph
yes
I felt it the sex of course
I then felt my neck being nibbled
Edward! damn that hurt
I the nsaw it wasn't edward
J-J-J James.
Oh don't worry l’amour toi will be one of us
No where the hell is edward
well the volturi is dealing with the Cullens
I will kill you
Just give up toi know tat it will spread
It's burns STOP IT IT BURNS.I then felt my death.
My cœur, coeur beat sronger than usual.I felt sclience.
ALl in my cœur, coeur was vengence on James on The Volturi Adn on the werewolves!....
ok, i know she loves both but its probably ovious who she loves more, but im not sure is it edward ou jacob.
i think that if she chooses edward like she did in eclipse, there will be pain for not being with jake, but she already went through not being with edward and it almost killed her, and at the end of elcipse she had pain but it wasnt as bad. like she a dit when edward asked her,
" are toi sure toi made the right choice, i have never seen toi in so much pain"
and she says "I have known worse pain"
does that mean, the worse pain was when edward left her
does anyone get what im trying to ask, if not ill try to explain better
i think that if she chooses edward like she did in eclipse, there will be pain for not being with jake, but she already went through not being with edward and it almost killed her, and at the end of elcipse she had pain but it wasnt as bad. like she a dit when edward asked her,
" are toi sure toi made the right choice, i have never seen toi in so much pain"
and she says "I have known worse pain"
does that mean, the worse pain was when edward left her
does anyone get what im trying to ask, if not ill try to explain better
Here are some places where toi can download some of the songs for the Twilight soundtrack:
Muse- Supermassive Black Hole
link
Paramore- Decode
link
Linkin Park- Leave out all the rest
link
Collective Soul- Tremble for my beloved
link
There's only a few, but they're free, and I don't know about everyone else but I really can't wait for the Twilight soundtrack to come out!
If toi know any plus places please add them below so other people can get them:)
Muse- Supermassive Black Hole
link
Paramore- Decode
link
Linkin Park- Leave out all the rest
link
Collective Soul- Tremble for my beloved
link
There's only a few, but they're free, and I don't know about everyone else but I really can't wait for the Twilight soundtrack to come out!
If toi know any plus places please add them below so other people can get them:)