An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga par Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true l’amour & l’amour at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF toi ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. toi constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an heure for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important jour of the week.
3. toi dream of going to Forks, ou living in Forks.
4. toi have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but toi wish vampires totally existed so toi can marry one.
6. toi refer to Twilight as "literary crack" ou a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied a dit literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favori fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favori flowers.
10. Whenever toi hear "Girlfriend" par Avril Lavigne, toi can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When toi grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. toi dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. toi look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. toi l’amour running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. toi hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. toi dream about killing Bella so toi can rendez-vous amoureux, date Edward.
19. If toi could have one wish, it would be that toi were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. toi hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All toi want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. toi have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so toi can pretend your with Edward.
24. toi have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, toi have ordered champignon ravioli and a coke.
26. toi know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward a volé, étole his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think toi need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with aléatoire strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. toi are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profil is either dedicated to Twilight, ou has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, donné yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. toi enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since toi know they are only taking out your favori quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and toi jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. toi have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and toi took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. toi felt betrayed when toi found out Edward would drive a hayon, berline avec hayon arrière instead of the s60 r.
40. toi refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz ou Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, toi are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause toi want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
edwards pov
' rachell u look beautifull i a dit ' then she blushed ' i l’amour u' i a dit scared a little for her reaction she looked at me and a dit 'i l’amour toi two ' ' do u mind missing school today ' sure no prob ' what do u want to do edward ' well i wanna take u to this medow remeber how i a dit i needed to tell u somthing ' yes ' well it is time ' ok ' dont be scared ' ok ' do u trust me ' yes ' ok well lets go 5 minutes later we r here so i want u to close ur eyes and hop on my bac ok ' ok y ' ull see w.e and she climed on ur eyes closed yes y r u so cold ull figure it out ' ok ' then we were there and i took her off my back and a dit stand over there ok she said.
' rachell u look beautifull i a dit ' then she blushed ' i l’amour u' i a dit scared a little for her reaction she looked at me and a dit 'i l’amour toi two ' ' do u mind missing school today ' sure no prob ' what do u want to do edward ' well i wanna take u to this medow remeber how i a dit i needed to tell u somthing ' yes ' well it is time ' ok ' dont be scared ' ok ' do u trust me ' yes ' ok well lets go 5 minutes later we r here so i want u to close ur eyes and hop on my bac ok ' ok y ' ull see w.e and she climed on ur eyes closed yes y r u so cold ull figure it out ' ok ' then we were there and i took her off my back and a dit stand over there ok she said.
ok here are 10 reasons to hate him
1. he is rude
2. he dosent know what persanal l’espace is
3. he makes bella chose
4. he fights dirty
5. he kisses her
6. he feels no shame
7. he breacks her hand (well his face is to hard)
8. he insulets edward
9. he is full of him shelf
10. he imprints on a 2 minute old
ok 10 reasons to l’amour jacob black
1. he dident leave
2. he is sweet
3. he always runs around half naked
4. he is tall
5. he has a hot bod
6. he trys to protect her
7. he loves her
8. he forgives bella
9. he is hot
10. he is and always was her freind
ok i hate jacob black but i l’amour jacob black tell me what toi think
1. he is rude
2. he dosent know what persanal l’espace is
3. he makes bella chose
4. he fights dirty
5. he kisses her
6. he feels no shame
7. he breacks her hand (well his face is to hard)
8. he insulets edward
9. he is full of him shelf
10. he imprints on a 2 minute old
ok 10 reasons to l’amour jacob black
1. he dident leave
2. he is sweet
3. he always runs around half naked
4. he is tall
5. he has a hot bod
6. he trys to protect her
7. he loves her
8. he forgives bella
9. he is hot
10. he is and always was her freind
ok i hate jacob black but i l’amour jacob black tell me what toi think
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my cœur, coeur fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to l’amour Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my cœur, coeur fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to l’amour Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
I have all the Twilight books, but I Lost Eclipse and really want to read it. Does anybody know a website toi can read the whole book on? I've been dying to read past the first chapter toi get from New Moon. It sucks I really want to read it, and I can't do that. Please help me with this. From a fan to a fan. toi know how great the book is so help me, a person who wants to read it. Please just find the website and post it to me. Thank toi so much! I hope toi already know one, ou can easily find one. Thank you!!
Golden brown eyes, like hardened syrup in a pool like shape of a continuance lifetime of some burdened sadness.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.
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toi can read plus about the rules and conditiones of the contest in the main website as mention before soo remember act now and who knows mayby it wonnt be your last movie toi do!!
Can anybody say¡¡¡HOLLYWOOD!!!
Good Luck everyone!!
