Avril Lavigne - My happy ending

added by KatiiCullen94

great song:)

video

cookiehead101 and avril-best like this

avril-best LoVe ThIs SoNg :)

KatiiCullen94 hahaha me too:)

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Annoying People in an Elevator

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a plus suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if toi can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did toi hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers toi can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...

5

The Cannibalistic poisson

added by axlluver43

Seriously, if a poisson wants to eat a fish, is that cannibalism for another species

video

funny

aléatoire

poisson

mcdonalds

commercial

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HOW WE GO OUT VERSION 2 par Leslie Hall

added by fanfly

Again with the fun!

video

funny

aléatoire

weird

leslie hall

musique video

hilarious

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Double Dare

added by Office_001

again another Mitchel Daivs vid.

video

hilarious

aléatoire

funny

crazy

weird

2

roses :)

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantART.com and The Internet

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Selena Gomez

added by PoddoChan

Source: The Internet

My couson

added by sexybaby9087

2

Random?

added by Galbraith

stupid jingle bells verse

posted by Omigosh122

Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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Digital cg art

added by Rodz

Source: wallcoo.net

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63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop

posted by milorox18

1. When toi get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.

4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if toi can see his gun.

6. When he says toi aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him par his first name.

11. Pretend toi are gay...

11

Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All toi Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's cœur, coeur is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, toi are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. toi are going to fail the class completely no matter what toi get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure toi can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of toi just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have toi ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man suivant to me!
I puked on the last person who flew suivant to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would toi look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....