Avril Lavigne - My happy ending

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other article like this so here's another one.I hope toi enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks par (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a thé party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals par say "would toi like to rejoindre us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rose fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good ou I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

plus famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy rayon, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz

Ask everyone toi meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as toi can.
If toi see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to canard under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as toi can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, ou pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum plus gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min ou completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting plus till toi reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).

Okay, so I was sitting on the canapé last night watching some rubbish télévision montrer and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arc en ciel colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I l’amour toi soooooo much' and so I was like 'I l’amour toi more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting toi a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting toi one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutes later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

Thanksgiving is my favori holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, toi get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are toi ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" a dit the pie. it was citrouille pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i l’amour you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are toi doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla