Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the suivant table.
Turn around every thirty-seven secondes to the people at the suivant table, tableau and ask them if your siège is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever toi see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their table, tableau and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time toi take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the table, tableau itself; and make sure to make...
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