Funny

mysterious l’amour

-chapter four-

He a dit "Hello June" in a com voice...my cœur, coeur melted par the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I a dit "Hi mathew" I could here the classic piano playing a soft l’amour song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I a dit "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he a dit "What class are toi headed too?"
"Reading" I a dit
He put his hands in his pockets...

I do think that toi probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add plus to the liste when I find plus sites I think toi should probably avoid. So if anyone sends toi liens to the following sites, toi have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad par the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS toi ARE A SICKO I ADVISE toi NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as toi are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let toi see us cry, unless we want toi to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if toi are interested. But we will later deny it ou make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot ou sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for toi (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if toi don't like what we wear...

1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys l’amour flirts.
3. A guy can like toi for a minute, and then forget toi afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are toi doing something?" ou "Have toi eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
tatou
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
blaireau
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
barracuda
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black faucon (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black loup
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...

41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If toi have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that toi ask their opinion of everything.

7. After toi have your bath, emballage, wrap a bath towel around toi and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a l’amour scene, reach over in front of toi and cover a aléatoire person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your siège and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person suivant to toi and say, “you never know”....

As many of toi know I made a liste of 20 favori animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous ou something. Anyway just like with my favori animated heroines liste I'm going to be making a liste of the worst animated heroes. I just l’amour to do these hate articles just as much as my favori ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just plus fun because toi get to make plus jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a commentaire and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that toi were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes toi can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One jour you'll ask me, "which is plus important to you, me ou your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing toi are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your l’amour does NOT work for that person,...