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corinne17 That is so true!

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF toi DON'T PASS THIS ON toi DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All jour long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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haut, retour au début 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

posted by Mallory101

haut, retour au début 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give toi her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when toi try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s donné toi a fake number. Some women will give toi their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell toi why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

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Gross Facts

posted by EllentheStrange

Warning: This article contains disgusting facts that just as the titre states, toi may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time toi lean in for a kiss, toi might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and toi may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More aléatoire Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If toi attempt to light your gas on feu it...

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55 Reasons I l’amour You: Girls Point of View

posted by milorox18

Reasons I l’amour You:

1) The way toi stand par my side 

2) The times toi make sure nothing will harm me 

3) How toi always find a new way to "WoW" me

 4) When I'm sad, toi take the pain away with a joke

 5) How toi always look deep into my eyes

 6) How toi can make my cœur, coeur melt with your soft lips 

7) The way toi hold my hand so tight 

8) The way toi never let my hands go

 8) How toi always watch out for me 

9) They way toi make sure I have everything I need 

10) How toi always know what to say when I get mad at you 

11) When toi buy me things out of the blue 

12) How toi say the cutest...

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Trick questions

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect. Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

Answer:

If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.

2 : If toi overtake the last...

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100 Hottest Male célébrités (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack canapé, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started écriture it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if toi don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest toi don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Friends and either forget all about us ou tell a story about the hideous freak toi met tonight. toi don’t know me, if toi did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Friends - except my brother....

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

posted by Guste_LT

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is donné to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask toi any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick toi out...

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LoL- So True!

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♥ cute baby girl (plz commentaire guyz)

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LMFAO! XD XD

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Google

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Swiper NO SWIPING!

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Selena Gomez

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aléatoire Ugly Betty Season 4 Cast Pics

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Quiz:How old are toi REALLY???

posted by 90sfan

Here are the rules for this one:Quiz Crazy Rule(QCR):For every question toi answer yes,subtract 3 years from your age now.For every question toi answer no,add a half.For example,if you're 13 and toi answer yes for a question,you would subtract 3 years,leaving toi at 10.See how simple?

1.When toi see a kid jump off a small roof,you go ahead and do it too.
A.Yes B.No

2.You ask the man in front of toi in line to pull your finger.He does...and it was NOT pretty.
A.Yes B.No.

3.When your mom refuses to let toi go on the big swirly slide at the water park,you throw a tantrum.
A.Yeah I wanted to ride that thing!!!
B.No...but it looked fun!!:(

OK,tell me what toi got in the comments!!!!

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10 Things that usually annoys ou embarsses students at school

posted by Amaterasu_Sama

1) As soon as toi come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on toi (For a question toi do not know)
3)Girls ou boys look at toi and laugh but when toi turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that toi dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when toi yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there

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Read some very funny answering machine messages

posted by australia-101

These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to toi as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If toi are the phone company, I already sent the money. If toi are my parents, please send money. If toi are my financial aid institution, toi didn't lend me enough money. If toi are my friends, toi owe me money. If toi are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....

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Forgiveness citations

posted by IloveMyLord

Remember, toi don't forgive someone for his ou her sake - toi forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've donné the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger ou guilt towards someone, ou towards yourself. But that can be easier a dit than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.

"When toi hold resentment toward another, toi are bound to that person ou condition par an emotional...

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How to be annoying at a Funeral

posted by ShadowProve13

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until toi find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit toi first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of toi shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give toi a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...