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posted by MJangellover
A small dialogue between me and someone hates me part1
Me : hi ,how are you?
someone: what do toi want ?
Me: nothing ,I Just want to greet toi ,is that wrong?
Someone : umm , really , you're so pathetic ,I don't need any greetings from toi (childish)

me: Thanks much ,But I'm not childish , I'm human being like toi ,no one Is perfect in this life
Someone : like me!!! ,you'll never be like me, toi suck

Me : yes I'm not like toi cause I'm better than you
Someone : Lol!!! better than me , you're nothing ,you don't know even to write English right.

Me:yes ,you are right cause It's not My language
I'm Egyptian Arabian and Muslim ,and I'm so proud to be that!!! ,I write Arabic In perfect way !!!

Someone : lol!!! I'm so confused ,go to learn English ,and I repeat again you're nothing

Me : If I am nothing ,then why do toi care about Me, you're Just Jealous ,but I'm gonna tell toi something I'm not that girl (person) that sucks or
that toi want to montrer to the world, I'll forgive toi not because I'm weak , but because I taste l’amour meaning and I don't want to spoil my life par hating ,no I'm not that person , toi want to montrer the world ,my cœur, coeur 's beating each minute l’amour ,yes it does and I'll never stop that and about English ,I try To learn it again ,I was perfect in
when I was in high school ,but now I go to the college and they (professors) educate us using Arabic not English and it's not my fault
and toi should appreciate That I still type in English

Someone : oh ,really you're Just liar
go trick someone else ,I know how do toi get that words ,you're fan of (fucker Michael Jackson), you're so stupid

Me : I'm not a liar and the days will prove that
Then I'm so proud to be his fan , he changed my life , The l’amour I see in his eyes ,makes me always
strong , honest , Through the past years I was really lost,stupid,kinda sad and depressed and missed the l’amour ,But now I just find it in Michael ,before my cœur, coeur was like a rock , But after , I become fan of him ,my cœur, coeur beats l’amour every seconde thanks god for sending him to me , he teaches me to forgive anyone and to be smiley
and never give up on l’amour , he's not gay as everyone thinks , he donated a lot of money to help children ,I feel his pain now When he tried to pass his pain and start again to help the need
and treat people with a lot of kindness ,like nothing had happened ,that makes me cry at the end
I'll respect your opinion ,do whatever toi want to do , cause l’amour always cleans my cœur, coeur !!!

Someone : MDR toi seem so weak,you're so stupid

Me : thanks much , like to say toi need some love
yes toi need ,it's power will change your life ,I don't mean to have crush ,but Just l’amour anyone whatever he/she does ,cause Life Is too short

someone: OK I'm going now bye!!!

to be continued .....
forgive me
cause of My misspelled stuff
i tried hard to correct them
but I'm not prefect
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can supprimer the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused par Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle toi with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a cœur, coeur attack; his cœur, coeur lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do toi always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd toi treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If toi tied buttered pain grillé to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when toi turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if toi open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when toi transport something par car, it's called a shipment, but when toi transport something par ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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posted by sapherequeen
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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I l’amour and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of toi for the rest of my life :)

I l’amour toi all! Have a beautiful, wonderful jour :D
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dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that toi were real, that toi all were , that he was.
There is evidence that toi were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming ou not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and toi diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, ou did i make toi up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without toi i dont know. But i want to find out. Do toi think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can toi forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the rue physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your cul, ass like rembrandt!
Ha! toi Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when toi see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who toi are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what toi did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who toi are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with plus than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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