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posted by MJangellover
A small dialogue between me and someone hates me part1
Me : hi ,how are you?
someone: what do toi want ?
Me: nothing ,I Just want to greet toi ,is that wrong?
Someone : umm , really , you're so pathetic ,I don't need any greetings from toi (childish)

me: Thanks much ,But I'm not childish , I'm human being like toi ,no one Is perfect in this life
Someone : like me!!! ,you'll never be like me, toi suck

Me : yes I'm not like toi cause I'm better than you
Someone : Lol!!! better than me , you're nothing ,you don't know even to write English right.

Me:yes ,you are right cause It's not My language
I'm Egyptian Arabian and Muslim ,and I'm so proud to be that!!! ,I write Arabic In perfect way !!!

Someone : lol!!! I'm so confused ,go to learn English ,and I repeat again you're nothing

Me : If I am nothing ,then why do toi care about Me, you're Just Jealous ,but I'm gonna tell toi something I'm not that girl (person) that sucks or
that toi want to montrer to the world, I'll forgive toi not because I'm weak , but because I taste l’amour meaning and I don't want to spoil my life par hating ,no I'm not that person , toi want to montrer the world ,my cœur, coeur 's beating each minute l’amour ,yes it does and I'll never stop that and about English ,I try To learn it again ,I was perfect in
when I was in high school ,but now I go to the college and they (professors) educate us using Arabic not English and it's not my fault
and toi should appreciate That I still type in English

Someone : oh ,really you're Just liar
go trick someone else ,I know how do toi get that words ,you're fan of (fucker Michael Jackson), you're so stupid

Me : I'm not a liar and the days will prove that
Then I'm so proud to be his fan , he changed my life , The l’amour I see in his eyes ,makes me always
strong , honest , Through the past years I was really lost,stupid,kinda sad and depressed and missed the l’amour ,But now I just find it in Michael ,before my cœur, coeur was like a rock , But after , I become fan of him ,my cœur, coeur beats l’amour every seconde thanks god for sending him to me , he teaches me to forgive anyone and to be smiley
and never give up on l’amour , he's not gay as everyone thinks , he donated a lot of money to help children ,I feel his pain now When he tried to pass his pain and start again to help the need
and treat people with a lot of kindness ,like nothing had happened ,that makes me cry at the end
I'll respect your opinion ,do whatever toi want to do , cause l’amour always cleans my cœur, coeur !!!

Someone : MDR toi seem so weak,you're so stupid

Me : thanks much , like to say toi need some love
yes toi need ,it's power will change your life ,I don't mean to have crush ,but Just l’amour anyone whatever he/she does ,cause Life Is too short

someone: OK I'm going now bye!!!

to be continued .....
forgive me
cause of My misspelled stuff
i tried hard to correct them
but I'm not prefect
added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN l’amour WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I l’amour you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i l’amour bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way toi are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl toi need to shave

and when toi smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her accueil because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their questions with questions

Ask if toi they can put nourriture color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a commentaire about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free rendez-vous amoureux, date with one of the staff if toi make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys ou emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and toi don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do toi use these emotions ou others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See plus emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. ou be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat nourriture that can make toi sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda ou crush
4) gety near load stuff ou equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late heure
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms rue orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make toi hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what toi did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
haut, retour au début 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time toi wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say toi don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite ou scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a couteau of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, toi don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a basse, bass Pro boutique ou anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift boutique and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a liste of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If toi enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. toi must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute bateau hanging on the Christmas arbre and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rhum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes toi mad ou doesnt agree with your point of view toi just rapporter them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes toi mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont rapporter thm. Because we are a big family and we dont rapporter ou block family we care and montrer l’amour for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to rapporter someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



l’amour all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: toi are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET toi FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: toi brun foncé, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought toi picked a jour out of a hat for that ou something.

ME: Candy jour is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do toi want?" "I'm calling to rapporter my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank toi very much for the call, sir." The suivant day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how toi looked plus important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If toi think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone lire the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. ou the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an article here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your lire my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even lire this.
4. toi didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did toi notice I skipped number three.
7. toi don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that toi silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then toi realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But toi remember that a fact is something that can be proven right ou wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. toi wish toi never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch toi with the missing number this time. ou did I?
14. toi wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lire powers amaze you.
16. toi totally forgot I was only supposed to tell toi ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog fan character. Do toi think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 an old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel poisson and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel poisson could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a chercher as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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