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posted by MJangellover
A small dialogue between me and someone hates me part1
Me : hi ,how are you?
someone: what do toi want ?
Me: nothing ,I Just want to greet toi ,is that wrong?
Someone : umm , really , you're so pathetic ,I don't need any greetings from toi (childish)

me: Thanks much ,But I'm not childish , I'm human being like toi ,no one Is perfect in this life
Someone : like me!!! ,you'll never be like me, toi suck

Me : yes I'm not like toi cause I'm better than you
Someone : Lol!!! better than me , you're nothing ,you don't know even to write English right.

Me:yes ,you are right cause It's not My language
I'm Egyptian Arabian and Muslim ,and I'm so proud to be that!!! ,I write Arabic In perfect way !!!

Someone : lol!!! I'm so confused ,go to learn English ,and I repeat again you're nothing

Me : If I am nothing ,then why do toi care about Me, you're Just Jealous ,but I'm gonna tell toi something I'm not that girl (person) that sucks or
that toi want to montrer to the world, I'll forgive toi not because I'm weak , but because I taste l’amour meaning and I don't want to spoil my life par hating ,no I'm not that person , toi want to montrer the world ,my cœur, coeur 's beating each minute l’amour ,yes it does and I'll never stop that and about English ,I try To learn it again ,I was perfect in
when I was in high school ,but now I go to the college and they (professors) educate us using Arabic not English and it's not my fault
and toi should appreciate That I still type in English

Someone : oh ,really you're Just liar
go trick someone else ,I know how do toi get that words ,you're fan of (fucker Michael Jackson), you're so stupid

Me : I'm not a liar and the days will prove that
Then I'm so proud to be his fan , he changed my life , The l’amour I see in his eyes ,makes me always
strong , honest , Through the past years I was really lost,stupid,kinda sad and depressed and missed the l’amour ,But now I just find it in Michael ,before my cœur, coeur was like a rock , But after , I become fan of him ,my cœur, coeur beats l’amour every seconde thanks god for sending him to me , he teaches me to forgive anyone and to be smiley
and never give up on l’amour , he's not gay as everyone thinks , he donated a lot of money to help children ,I feel his pain now When he tried to pass his pain and start again to help the need
and treat people with a lot of kindness ,like nothing had happened ,that makes me cry at the end
I'll respect your opinion ,do whatever toi want to do , cause l’amour always cleans my cœur, coeur !!!

Someone : MDR toi seem so weak,you're so stupid

Me : thanks much , like to say toi need some love
yes toi need ,it's power will change your life ,I don't mean to have crush ,but Just l’amour anyone whatever he/she does ,cause Life Is too short

someone: OK I'm going now bye!!!

to be continued .....
forgive me
cause of My misspelled stuff
i tried hard to correct them
but I'm not prefect
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posted by TDItwin
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this aléatoire ninger play (sorry if i offend toi i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a mois so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are toi in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what toi mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for toi !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate toi !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO toi EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 secondes till toi all cry total ninger theme song
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time toi turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him ou her that you’ve Lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he ou she has anything...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the four on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If toi keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical poisson stores.

4.A Wisconsin chariot élévateur, chariot élévateur à fourche operator for a Miller bière distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper montrer him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...
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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her toi l’amour her.

5. Call her before toi sleep and after toi wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease toi back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favori movie with her ou her favori montrer even if toi think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....
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1. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys l’amour their moms ou grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. toi can never understand him unless toi listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...
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not par me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot ou putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast nourriture restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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Stand on haut, retour au début of the high board and say toi won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because toi have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend toi can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the haut, retour au début of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken traverser, croix the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to traverser, croix the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service bureau and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid ou a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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