What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The suivant time toi and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a vote to see which of toi successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with toi - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever toi have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If toi were really looking for an honest answer, toi wouldn't ask in bed.

8. The suivant time toi make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused par rubber-necking mini-skirts.

9. If only women gossip, how do toi and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?

10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

12. We don't mind if toi look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!

13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favori outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.

14. If toi must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.

15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.

16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.

17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.

18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then toi never want to cook?

19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.

20. Yes, we know toi can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises ou promotions were gained par arm wrestling the boss.
If toi don't read this, someone else wil